Xu Da thought that his moves were very sassy and could work.

But no.

The waterhole is still quiet.

It's still a pool of stagnant water.

Shen Yi laughed at him: "Amitabha, two trolls, you are deflated." ”

Xu Da also smiled, he smiled coldly.

Then he took off his shoes, put his feet in and began to wash his feet.

Wang Qilin and his entourage hurriedly retreated: Use biological and chemical weapons!

Eight Meow reacted very quickly, stood up and covered Nine Six's nostrils with his paws, Nine Six also wanted to help him cover his nose, but it was now big, and it was only by lying down that Eight Meow could cover his nostrils.

The problem is that the dog can't reach out with its paws to cover the nostrils of the cat in front of it when it lies down!

This is due to anatomy.

But Nine-Six also had an idea, and it opened its mouth and let Hachimeow stuff his head into his mouth......

Xu Da's feet have not yet reached in, the pool water suddenly surged, it seemed to open a plug at the bottom, and the pool water flowed quickly along the surroundings, forming a whirlpool, and a man flew out of the whirlpool.

This man is fat and fat, with fat cheeks bulging outward, big eyes, and a collapsed nose.

Eight Meow glared at it: Are you a blind dog?

The man flew up and said, "Your Excellency is so angry, and we haven't provoked you, why do you want us to drink your footwater?"

He said it in one breath and then took a breath, and then he retched.

Xu Da was inexplicable: "What kind of self-deception? What are you talking about?"

The man glanced at his feet, his face panicked.

Wang Qilin waved his hand and said, "Xu Ye, put on your boots, what, you should throw away the footcloth, change it for another." Brother Tiger, do you have any spices to get rid of the smell of his feet?"

Xiang Peihu said sullenly: "Seventh Master, it's useless, Xu Ye's feet are actually not very smelly, mainly because he sweats a lot, he is a big sweaty foot, I have used incense for him, but his feet sweat too much, and the incense will be washed away quickly......"

Wang Qilin heard that his voice was wrong, and when he looked back, he found that he had stuffed two pieces of fragrant buttocks into his nose!

Xu Da's feet hadn't reached into the pool just now, and the fat man was taking precautions, so he flew out after seeing Xu Da take off his shoes, and at that time he was full of anger and felt that Wang Qilin and his party were too much.

Originally, he was going to denounce the other party? But after seeing the power of Xu Da's feet, he became honest, and said weakly: "Hero, if you can find this Hantan, you should know the identity of our clan." ”

"As far as I know? Our people didn't provoke you, did they, why did you come to the door and insult us? What a self-deception? Do you want us to endure the humiliation?"

Everyone reached out and scratched the back of their heads? How do you use this idiom?

Wang Qilin didn't want to pay attention to these useless things, so he asked straight to the point: "Are you a Qingyan clan?"

The fat man nodded and said, "Yes, do you want to change your name or not?" We are the Youth. ”

Wang Qilin said: "This official is the head of the guard who listens to the heavens and watches the wind guard? Do you know anything about the Heavenly Guardian?"

The fat-cheeked man was taken aback: "Returning to my lord, I understand." But, but you're listening to the Heavenly Guardian and the Wind Guard, and the Wind Guardian is actually - forgive me for being ignorant, you're a little too unguessing, aren't you?"

"This is called young and promising!" Xu Da's face sank? "Gu Youganluo worshiped the prime minister at the age of twelve? Can't I have a twenty-year-old adult in my family now to visit the head of the Wind Guard?"

The fat-cheeked man saluted, "Don't dare." ”

Xu Da sneered: "You look down on my family? And then I thought about it with a 'don't dare'? Are you slow to treat the court officials? What is this crime to be?"

The chubby-cheeked man's eyes widened: Is it so ruthless?

Wang Qilin waved his hand and said, "Captain Xu? The ancients said, those who don't know are not guilty, this brother must not know the identity of the official so he dares to offend the official, we don't have to be too harsh. ”

The fat-cheeked man was surprised: offended? I offended you just by asking a word?

Xu Da continued: "Lord Wei is broad-minded and loves the people like a son, but the country has national laws? How dare this person insult you when he learns who you are? Is this an insult to the imperial court? It's a great sin!"

The fat man looked at the two of them blankly: one by one? And then I insulted the court officials again?

Wang Qilin smiled gently: "No, no, no." ”

Xu Dahu said with a face: "My lord is kind to the people, and Ze is born by the people, which is naturally excellent." But this pair of demons and monsters are not suitable, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty said? Today they insult the rulers of the imperial court without sanctions, then tomorrow they will dare to insult the emperor and rebel!"

The fat man widened his eyes and opened his mouth: My mother, why did the topic suddenly shift to rebellion?!

Wang Qilin stopped talking, and looked at the fat man coldly.

The fat-cheeked man hurriedly shouted: "My lord, I have been wronged, I have honestly lived in this mountain and cold pool, I can be called a good teacher, how can I rebel? How can I have the courage to rebel?"

Xu Da couldn't help but say, "You don't know how to use words, can you not use them blindly?"

Wang Qilin coughed and said in a low voice: "Don't go off-topic!"

Xu Da coughed and shouted, "You honestly live in the cold pool in this mountain, what about your ethnicity? Are they like this?"

The fat-cheeked man hesitated for a moment, and said cautiously, "Yes!"

Wang Qilin glanced at Xie Toad, and Xie Toad stepped forward and sang: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the donor is polite." The donor is deceiving himself by saying this, last night I was waiting to eradicate the ghosts entrenched here, and I met a young man from your Qingzhu clan. ”

Xu Da added: "And there are several young men who have stolen our mounts!

The fat man had nothing to say, he looked at everyone hesitantly and looked back at Hantan helplessly, his face was very bitter.

Wang Qilin's face sank and said: "You first mingled with the ghosts and monsters who harmed my Han people, and then stole our official horses, insulted our officials, and punished you for several crimes, what crime should you be?"

"He deserves to be punished!" exclaimed Xu.

The fat-cheeked man hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, misunderstanding, my lord, it's all a misunderstanding......!

He probably wanted to use an idiom, but he didn't come up with it for a while, so he blurted out: "It's a thousand miles away!"

Xu scolded and said: "Confucius is going to be angry with you! How do you read books and how do you learn idioms?"

Wang Qilin stopped him and asked, "Do you know the ghosts entrenched here?"

The fat-cheeked man hesitated.

"Say!" Ma Ming yelled.

The fat-cheeked man snorted: "They are ground snakes, I can't wait, I haven't been here for two years." ”

Xu Da breathed a sigh of relief, and finally used the right idiom this time.

Wang Qilin asked, "Have you stolen our horses?"

The fat-cheeked man was silent.

Xie Toad stroked his beard and laughed wildly.

Lao Tzu finally didn't overturn this time!

Wang Qilin said: "Now you still ask why we came to trouble you on the horse?"

The fat-cheeked man hung his head and said: "Lord Qiqi, I know that I am wrong, please pretend to be deaf and dumb, and give my Qingyu family a chance to go to the grave by mistake." ”

Xu Xiaoda covered his head in pain and shouted, "You don't use any four-word words!

The fat man said: "Then anyway, I know that I am wrong, you give me a chance to admit my mistake." ”

Wang Qilin frowned and said that things were very difficult to do.

Xie Toad asked, "Where are our horses?"

The fat man smiled bitterly: "They are all well placed in Nanshan, please be clear, our Qingyan family loves horses and good horses, but we have not met horses for more than two years here, so I found that after you led the horses into the Cowherd Ditch, I couldn't help but want to get close to the horses." ”

Wang Qilin sneered: "Stealing official horses is stealing official horses, don't make a mess of reasons for this official, do you know what kind of crime this is?"

The whirlpool rose again, and a young man with the same fat head and big belly jumped out and shouted: "Your Excellency, don't bully the weak and fear the hard, my companions and I just want to have fun after calling your horses, it's a big deal to return the horses to you, this is ......"

"Fat Wuyi, shut up!" The fat man said sharply, "It's none of your business here, go back!"

Wang Qilin was about to continue to show his official authority, when Xie Toad suddenly spoke: "You have been here for more than two years, why do you want to come here?"

The fat man said calmly: "Ladies and gentlemen, please see, there is a cold pool in this mountain, which is an excellent place for our Qingyu clan to survive, so our clan migrated here. ”

Xie Toad said: "You are a group, and you used to live in the cold pool, why did you move?"

The fat man said: "We used to live in the water town in the south of the Yangtze River, and our life was boundless, but more than two years ago, a group of Qingji suddenly came to our hometown, they were arrogant and domineering, and they even wanted our Qingyu clan to give them a drive!"

Wang Qilin knew that Qingji was a little elf, and the "Taiping Imperial Visit" recorded that Qingji was the essence of water, like a human, four inches, with yellow clothes and yellow crowns, wearing a car cover, and riding a pony.

"Pipe Water Land" also has a record and is more detailed: Dry Ze is hundreds of years old, the valley is not in vain, the water is endless, and the birthday is taboo. Those who celebrate the jealousy are like people, and their length is four inches, so fast. Calling it in its name can make a thousand miles of one day to report back, and this dry essence is also.

They do like to live in the water, and they do like to ride horses and drive horse-drawn carts.

Xie Toad asked the fat man a few more words, and after asking, he shook his head and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, you are lying!"

The fat man was stunned and exclaimed, "No." ”

Wang Qilin glanced at him with disdain and said: "There is no fart, your acting skills are too poor, according to what you said, your clan was driven away by Qingji, but when it comes to this matter, your emotions are calmer than this muddy cold pool!"

Xu Da pointed at him and shouted: "Obsessed and unrepentant, the official sees you as a cheap person, you are not honest if you don't fight, and you won't die if you don't see the Yellow River!"

Shen Yi instigated: "Use their pools to wash your feet!"

The fat man shouted, "Don't!"

Xie Toad said, "Then why don't you hurry up and tell the truth?"

The fat man said with a sad face: "Dao Chief, we, we are really, we found that there is a cold pool here, so we live here, can we return the horse to you? ”

The grumpy fat-headed young man Fat Wuyi shouted: "Fourth and fifth brother, why are you so polite and virtuous......

Fat Four Fives pushed him back into the water.

He smiled again and said: "Officials, heroes, last night I had a clan that really didn't live with you, and I apologize to you for them, okay? ”

As if he was afraid that everyone would not believe him, he hurriedly added: "Really, in the past, our clan lived in the area of Suzhou and Hangzhou, where the wind and rain were good every year, because we would help the local people to control the rain, and they also worshipped us as the god of the land." ”

"And we wanted to study, and they sent a gentleman to teach us. ”

Hearing this, Xu laughed: "Teach you to read? Ahhh

Xie Toad motioned for him not to interject, and stared deeply at the young man: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the local people worship you as the god of the land, and they should worship you, right? ”

"Then what is the reason for you to leave your homeland, why don't you continue to stay in your hometown and collect incense from the people to make good fruits?"

Fat Four or Five blinked, and didn't know how to answer for a while.

Xu Da pulled out the Wood Burning Divine Knife from his arms, and everyone got a hint and showed their magical powers.

The Qing clan is good at running but not good at fighting.

Seeing that everyone was fighting, Fat Four or Five was anxious.

He asked Wang Qilin, "Who is the boss among you?

Wang Qilin nodded.

Fat Siwu suddenly knelt down and said, "My lord, please, spare us, our Qingyan clan has never harmed your human race, you let us go." ”

Wang Qilin has a bad mouth and has always wanted to eat soft rice.

On weekdays, he also eats soft and not hard, and when he saw the man opposite kneeling down and begging for mercy at him, he had no tricks.

Xie Toad asked, "You get up, it's a big secret that you left your hometown?"

Fat four or five said: "It's a big secret, adults, whether our clan can survive or not is related to this secret, if someone doesn't tell us a message in advance, our clan will be killed!"

"But if the person who told us this secret asked the insiders in our clan to swear a poisonous oath, if this news is revealed to any demons and ghosts, our Qingyu clan will be lost, killed and destroyed, and will be sunk to hell for eternity and eternity!"

Shen Yi interjected: "Amitabha, so poisonous?"

Wang Qilin said: "Really?"

Fat Four or Five hung his head and said, "My lord, really, it's true, besides, who would curse his own race with such an oath?"

Wang Qilin thought for a while, grabbed the eight meows and threw them up, and said: "Your oath is not to leak secrets to anyone, demons and ghosts, not to say that you can't leak them to a cat, you will tell the secret to this cat!"

The fat four or five knew the goods, looked at the eight meows and shouted, "This is a spirit beast!"

"Spirit beasts are not shemales. Wang Qilin said.

Eight Meow stared wide-eyed and tilted her head to sell cuteness, as if she was a pure, flawless and innocent little snowflake.

Fat four or five hesitated, he judged the situation in his heart, and finally said with difficulty: "My lord, am I telling you the secret, and you will leave here?"

Wang Qilin said: "You have to give us back our horses!"

Fat four or five asked, "A gentleman's word?"

Wang Qilin said: "Hurry up and whip up!"

Fat four or five nodded and said, "Okay." ”

He picked up Eight Meow to speak in its ear, and Xu Da continued: "Don't fool it if you look at it as a cat, if you tell a lie, it will cut you directly!"

He swung the Burning Wood Blade with all his might, and a flame swept through the air.

Flame Knife!

Qing Yan likes cold and clear water, and hates flames, so the flames are together, and the fat four or five hurriedly retreat.

The flames dissipated, and Qing Yu picked up Hachimeow and whispered a few words.

Eight Meow's eyes widened all of a sudden, and her eyeballs were about to bulge out!

Qing Yan let go, and it immediately ran back.

Wang Qilin asked, "What he said is a big secret?"

Eight Meow nodded vigorously.

Fat four or five said unhappily: "How can I lie to you when I go to the golden stone with sincerity?"

Wang Qilin said, "What about our horses?"

Fat Siwu was about to speak, Wang Qilin said again: "Actually, we came to you Qingyu clan today, and there are other things, but you are honest, and this official disdains to play a small conspiracy to bully you, so I want to tell you the truth." ”

"The Qing clan is out of a thousand miles of horses, are you interested in making us mounts?"

Fat Four or Five was dumbfounded: "You are pretending to be crazy and stupid, we are dragon sons and dragon grandsons, how can we make mounts for you ordinary people?"

Xu Da said disdainfully: "You just have a little dragon blood, and the relationship with the dragon is not as close as anyone else's, let alone the dragon girl, the dragon girl is willing to make mounts for us, why can't you?"

Fat Four or Five said in surprise: "There is a dragon girl who has made a mount for you? ”

Xu Da couldn't help it, jumped up and shouted, "You, can you stop using idioms?"

Fat Four or Five looked innocent: "What's wrong with me? How did I mess with it?"

Xu Xiaoda stopped his angry brother and said, "He should want to say, 'This is really sensational'?"

Xu Da barely suppressed his anger, and he said with a gloomy face: "There was a book called "The Biography of Liu Yi" in the Tang Dynasty, which recorded one thing, which is the story of the dragon girl giving a scholar named Liu Yi as a mount!"

Fat Four or Five asked blankly, "Is there a dragon girl going to make a mount for someone? This is really sensational." ”

Wang Qilin said: "This kind of thing does exist, we are listening to the heavens and watching the wind guard, you also see my age, you know how young and promising I am." ”

"Also, we are very advanced in cultivation, if any of your ethnic groups is willing to be a mount for us, then we can protect you. ”

Fat four or five still shook his head.

Xu Da said impatiently: "Did you Qingyu clan come here to take refuge?"

Fat Four or Five said, "Yes." ”

Xu Da said: "Okay, then since you are here to take refuge, shouldn't you be honest, low-key, and humble?"

"Yes. ”

Xu Da said again: "As a result, there are people in your clan who cause trouble, and there are people who go to hook up with local demons and monsters, you can't control these people at all, let them continue to die, and they will definitely harm your whole clan in the end, right?"

Fat four or five stopped talking.

Xu Dadao: "You let them be our mounts, and we will discipline them, how about it?" This is a good thing for your Qingyu clan, think about it, if you can't discipline those thorns, they will cause a huge disaster to your clan at that time......

Fat Four or Five raised his head and looked around, as if he was embarrassed.

Wang Qilin was overjoyed in his heart, and hurriedly gave Xu Da a thumbs up: Xu Ye, continue, continue your ventriloquist performance.

Xu Da said: "You also need to eat and drink, now there are no people to support you, you have to hide here to escape the world, are you living a tight life?"

"If any of you have an ethnicity to give us mounts, we can give you money, one silver baht a day for each mount!"

Fat Four or Five said angrily: "You are too insulting, we Qingyu are a clan of alien beasts, with the blood of a dragon, but you insult us with a price like one silver baht a day?"

Xu Da asked, "Then what do you say?"

Fat four or five said: "Two silver baht a day!"

Wang Qilin high-fived and said, "Deal!"

Xu Da was very regretful: "The seventh master didn't have you to do this business, and the price was all over the place to pay back, and the uncle could talk about the price to three silver baht in two days." ”

Fat Four or Five said: "In addition to giving money, you also have to save their lives and health!"

Wang Qilin said: "I promise you, a gentleman!"

Fat four or five said: "Five horses split the corpse!"

Xu Da and Xu Xiaoda hugged their heads with both hands.

Fat Four or Five told them to wait, and he jumped into the cold pool, and his figure disappeared.

Eight Meow and Nine-Six ran to the waterhole and looked down.

Xie Toad stroked his beard and said: "There is no cave under the cold pool, it is a side of the outer world, you have all seen the seven masters of this place." ”

Wang Qilin nodded, and the Xingtian Sacrifice likes to hide in the outer world.

Thinking of the Xingtian Festival, he also remembered the five orders of Taishi Ling and Taizhu Ling, whose whereabouts were unknown, these five birdmen didn't know where to hide, and they heard the news that they went to Saiwai, but there was no specific news.

The turbulence in the cold pool rose again, and the fat four or five stepped out of the waves, followed by two tall horses - mules?