Chen Lu said: "That's easy to do, you tie my old man and a little woman together, this is against the ethics of the Celestial Empire." I'm not a good person, don't let me make mistakes. If you break my conduct, I will go to Our Lady and accuse you. ”

The people in the main hall were silent, they saw that Chen Lu was wearing official clothes, how could he speak in a fog? Chen Lu had seen too much in this regard and knew what they were thinking.

The man in the main hall said, "Aren't you an official? ”

Chen Lu said: "I am, phew, the most annoying two words in my life." I am Chen Lu, the deputy envoy of the Tianchao West Mission, and I have come here to fetch water from Wuxia to treat my colleagues. Put us down, we don't bother with you. ”

The king said, "Listening to your words, it seems that you have some ability. I originally stumbled into it by mistake, I heard that there are several beauties in the Xianzun Mansion who came to fetch water, and this king wanted to leave them behind, but I didn't think that you broke in first. ”

Chen Lu said: "It turned out that I recognized the wrong person, so it would be easier to do it, let us go, I'm very busy." ”

The king said, "You are half right, and we are half wrong." ”

Chen Lu looked at it and understood, the other half was Dolan, what was this?, and asked, "What are you, put us down, let's talk." ”

"I am ......"

"Don't say I, my old man wants to faint when he hears it. ”

"I'm King Shangzhi, and I want to talk to you. ”

At this time, a civil official came out and said, "Our king has taken a fancy to your female companion, and if you agree, we will become relatives, and you will go and get your holy water." ”

Chen Lu asked stupidly, "What about her?"

The civil official said: "I am the Xiangguo here, and I have found a good place for your companion to marry our king." ”

Chen Lu said: "You didn't say it earlier, I didn't want her for a long time." She's my wife, she looks quite young, but she's actually in her eighties. Exactly, here you go. ”

Shang Zhi said: "Flicker, flicker, she hasn't even opened her face." Besides, eighty years old is still considered old, and the goddess is thousands of years old, and she still looks like a young girl. Say, what are your conditions?"

Chen Lu said: "There is one, and that is ......"

There was a burst of women's screams, and four women were tied up in a large net, and one of them shouted: "Shang Zhi, you damn cunt, you dare to move the people who are free in the crape myrtle pool! We fetch water here all year round, don't you know? If you let us go, it will be a misunderstanding, and nothing has happened. ”

Shang Zhi said: "This king has always admired the talents of several beautiful women, and today I took the liberty to invite a few of them, wanting to see the beautiful faces, eat a few glasses of wine, and show off your moving singing voices. ”

Several women said, "Sister Xiantao, he is not Shang Zhi. ”

Xiantao said, "I heard it, who are you? What about your king? Xiangguo, what about you?"

Xiangguo was just about to speak, Shang Zhi said: "A few immortal aunts, the iron-clad officials of the Yamen Flowing Water, our internal personnel adjustments have nothing to do with your free crape myrtle pool, right?" "A few people came over and tied them all up.

Xiantao said, "What about the general? Why don't you keep quiet? ”

Xiangguo said: "Fairy peach girl, you can save it, it's useless to shout, the general has already become a ghost." ”

Xiantao said: "I understand, you have a coup d'état, this is really your family matter, we are not interested in it." Let us go. ”

Shang Zhi said: "I, Shang Zhi, put back the four of you flower-like fairy girls, I am not Shang Zhi, I am Xia Zhi, no, I am mentally retarded." Escort them all to the harem and dress them up. ”

Chen Lu thought, seeing Shang Zhi like this, there must be some means, even the people who are free in the crape myrtle pool dare to move. It is said that this old woman is very perverted, brutally suppressing and ruthlessly attacking those who violate the rules of the ten directions of the world, knocking her to the ground and stepping on one foot again.

This Shang Zhi is touching the tiger's butt, this guy must not be an ordinary person.

Chen Lu saw that he was going to escort a few women away, and he cried loudly, sounding like a wolf. People were stunned, including the four fairy girls.

Shang Zhi said, "I'm not interested in men, why are you crying? ”

Chen Lu said: "You are really mentally retarded, your death is coming, I have to cry, Shang Zhi, go and become a ghost." ”

Shang Zhi was furious and said, "Put him down first and beat him, and tie that fairy girl with them as well." ”

A few people put Chen Lu down and wanted to fight. Chen Lu said: "Don't be busy fighting, you can't beat me." Mentally retarded, if you don't do it, you have lived enough, this immortal venerable can't be provoked. ”

Shang Zhi said: "Your heart is wide enough, it's none of your business, you can go." ”

Chen Lu said: "People don't want to live, no one can stop them, don't blame my old man for not reminding you." Hey, I'll discuss something with you. These four fairy girls are so good-looking, a hundred times better than ours, you let me see it too. ”

Shang Zhi smiled and said, "That's it, find a fellow traveler, take a look, don't be light, come here, tie him up first." ”

Then a few men bound him, and Doran was tied up strongly.

Chen Lu said: "Tie it up, just tie it, as long as you don't cover your eyes." King, I've always been good at this, look at my yellow-faced woman, compared with others, it's really a tofu scum project. As he spoke, he jumped and walked over, and everyone here laughed.

Shang Zhi also smiled and said, "You remember, for the pursuit of a thing, you all have to learn from this surnamed Chen, this is the realm, this king admires." ”

Chen Lu shouted: "This is called Xiantao, it's really glamorous, there are such beautiful people in this world." Your vision, my lord, is good. He leaned his face over as he spoke.

Xiantao shouted angrily: "Get out, obscene billet." ”

Chen Lu whispered: "Keep scolding, don't stop, you untie the rope and run away." ”

Xian Tao was stunned for a moment, nodded, scolded loudly, and whispered, "What about you?"

Chen Lu said: "Leave us alone. He shouted loudly: "Dolan, come and see, which of the four of them is prettier than you, I tell you, I like this fairy peach." ”

Dolan came over and scolded: "You still have this problem, see one and love another, when can you change it?" He drew his dagger.

Chen Lu shouted: "King help, my Hedong lion roared." ”

Shang Zhi laughed and said, "This is another beautiful landscape, you pinch, pinch hard." ”

At this time, Dolan's dagger had already come, and Chen Lu shouted: "Shang Zhi, you have no humanity, and you will not be saved when you see death." Saying that, jumping around the four fairy girls, everyone was watching the excitement, and after two turns, a few soldiers came over to block Dolan.

Chen Lu said: "Wang, I can't stand such a wife, you can use it, my old man is very busy, and I left beforehand." Turning around, he gave Xiantao and the others a look, and the four female fairies jumped up.

With a plop, the four fairy girls fell into the main hall again. I don't know when, Shang Zhi was already standing beside the four fairy girls and said, "It turns out that you are together, playing tricks under the nose of this king, and none of you can run away today." ”