Volume 7 The Outer Way Volume 7 Chapter 10 Birthday Greetings (I)

Zhang Qianren was stunned on the rostrum. This fart is so comfortable! However, in front of the public, how should I deal with it!

Li Yulin, Zhou Changfeng and others immediately sweated down, how to save the scene!

Chu Bing thought sadly and indignantly, this God must have an enmity with himself! A small meeting of relatives and frequent accidents, this is to kill himself!

"Ben'er, Ben'er~~~"

A series of fart sounds sounded, slowly connecting into one!

Tian Menjiang looked at this scene in surprise, and smacked for a long time and dragged out a sentence:

"What a beautiful symphony!"

There were too many people stealing radishes, which made the radish skill nourished by the aura too strong, and soon began to nourish the bodies of these stealers. The filth became fart, and it was discharged in a steady stream!

After all, Zhang Qianren was a tide maker who had been wandering in the sea for a long time, and he smiled open-mindedly, took the microphone and said:

"It seems that like me, there are not a few people who steal the radish of the Great Grandmaster Chu! Let's wait for the Grand Master to make up the money, after all, the ventilation effect of this radish is really against the sky!

In the sound of fart, everyone laughed.

Zhang Qianren pressed his right hand lightly, and everyone fell silent. Except for the sound of a fart, there was no murmur:

"There are two reasons why I came to Seventy-Seven today!"

"First, naturally, I would like to congratulate Mr. Chu on opening the mountain and establishing a sect, and I have another righteous sect in Donghua! Second, on behalf of the provincial government, I would like to thank Mr. Chu!"

After speaking, Zhang Qianren turned around, bowed deeply at Chu Bing, and said sincerely:

"Mr. Chu, on behalf of the provincial capital of Dongshan Province, I would like to say thank you!"

Seeing what the Chu soldiers in the audience wanted to say, Zhang Qianren straightened up, shook his hand and continued:

"There is a saying in ancient times that chivalry violates the prohibition with martial arts, and Confucianism violates the law with literature. In all dynasties and dynasties, those who violate the law and break the ban will not be able to do a good job in both civil and military affairs! Therefore, in addition to managing the people's livelihood, those in power must also manage both civil and military affairs! This is because this is an issue that can shake the foundation of the country!

Zhang Qianren's words were a bit heavy, and everyone in the audience looked at each other, thinking that it was a bit inappropriate for Zhang Xingmu to say such things when the Great Sect Master of Chu opened the mountain and established the sect.

"However, the experience of history tells us that if the country is weak, the country will be foolish, and if the military is weak, the country will be cowardly!

Everyone applauded, this is quite reasonable! It's just that Zhang Xingmu's inconsistent speech should be an introduction, right?

"So, Wen, we have to go to the dross to correct the country! Wu, we have to suppress the evil and keep the chivalrous! Only in this way can my Donghua survive forever!"

"Today, Mr. Chu started a sect, and I, Zhang, have only joy and no worries, why? Just because Mr. Chu has done that word, that chivalrous word!"

"The great man of chivalry, for the country and the people! The Dulong Mountain Incident, the Shadow Poison Incident, and the Danxue New Area, which time did Mr. Chu not charge ahead? Which time did he not return from blood? His sacrifice alone brought the prosperity and peace of the people of Donghua! In this way, the more Wuzong I have, the better! In this way, the disciples of such a martial sect must be the pillars of my Donghua! Mr. Chu, you have worked hard!

After speaking, Zhang Qianren bowed to Chu Bing again. Everyone in the audience applauded thunderously, but Chu Bing was sweating and a little embarrassed. He wiped a lot of sweat, smiled bitterly and saluted everyone with a fist, but thought in his heart:

"My provincial shepherd! You hold me up so high, my old Chu is a little speechless! Dulong Mountain, half of it is a family feud. In the Danxue New Area, he made a lot of money at all! Not only did he get a lot of rare medicines, but he also kidnapped and brought back two chic old demons. ”

"The most important thing is to bring back the great beauty Ruyu. By the way, there are also large stones of gold and silver. That's not a bloody return, it's a proper one to hold a beauty with gold and silver, and return with a hapi!"

The provincial pastor was very simple, and after speaking, he returned the microphone to Zhang Meng and ran off the rostrum. There is no way, the sense of anger is coming again, farting on the rostrum is too eye-catching, but it doesn't matter when you get to the bottom. The sound that sounded from time to time was like a serenade, quite beautiful!

Zhang Meng patted the microphone, and the thump attracted everyone's attention again.

"Now for the first item of the conference, the grandchildren and granddaughters kowtow, wishing the old birthday star a blessing like the East China Sea and a longevity than Nanshan!"

Chu Bing and Xiao Heishan were stunned, looked at each other and said:

"My birthday today?"

"Your birthday today?"

“......”

This moth is endless! Chu Bing gritted his teeth and said fiercely:

"Montenegro, you remember, in the future, you will be the birthday of March 13! We will celebrate your birthday every year!"

"Oh. ”

Little Black Mountain scratched his face and replied indifferently. It is a thousand-year-old tree spirit, where does it know when it was born, it doesn't matter what day it is!

A bunch of people gathered under the tree in a mess, standing awkwardly in a heap. They didn't expect that it was originally to see their grandfather's own affairs of the sect master, why did it become such a big thing?

Many of these grandchildren and granddaughters are characters who are not easily exposed to people. But today, thousands of people came at once, and even the big members of the party came, this heart is really a little trembling!

"A kowtow! I wish my grandfather good health, and I wish my grandfather a long life than Nanshan Immortal Pine!"

"Kowtow again! I wish my grandfather good spirits and happiness like the long flowing water of the East China Sea!"

"Three kowtows!I wish my grandfather great energy and thousands of children and grandchildren~"

Chu Bing nodded again and again, although there was something wrong with Xiao Mengzi in front, but his mouth was really slippery!

was making a commotion, and several armed riot guards came to Tian Menjiang, Zhou Changfeng, and Li Yulin, and whispered silently beside them.

Because there were too many people, Zhou Changfeng urgently notified Tian Menjiang and asked him to arrange two anti-riot squadrons to come on duty to avoid uncontrollable things such as mass incidents.

With that, several riot riot officers left. Tianmen Jiang and the others turned their heads in unison, staring directly at Chu Bing!

Chu Bing's heart jumped again. He clutched his heart in pain, no need to ask, this must be another moth! There is no step today, it is smooth! I am so careful with my liver, I don't know how many times I have beaten! If I continue like this, I will definitely have a heart attack!

Tian Menjiang got up, came to Chu Bing's side, and swept the little black mountain sitting on his shoulder to the ground. Then he put his arm around Chu Bing, pointed to the group of grandchildren who were kowtowing and said:

"I remember you said that the number of descendants in Montenegro is really amazing, the whole group of thirty-eight, isn't it?"

"Thirty-eight, no more than one and no less!"

"Yes, can I not know the number of my own juniors? exactly thirty-eight, auspicious?"

Xiao Heishan climbed up along Chu Bing's clothes again, sat on top of Chu Bing's head and said.

"Then you widen your two pairs of fish bubbles, and count carefully, how many there are!"

Chu Bing and Black Mountain counted them carefully, and said in surprise:

"Forty! Why are there two more?!"