Chapter 1261: Yellow Grass
In the pit, the weasel spirit was laughing.
Yuan Yan and Ram Gu have heard a lot of goblin rumors on weekdays, both good and bad, and they have also seen hellish ghosts, but the goblins are the first time they have seen them with their own eyes, which is slightly different from the legendary spirits.
That's right, Yellow Grass is just a spirit, and he can't transform into a low mana.
Maybe he has been in the countryside and market towns all the year round, and he has heard and understood people's words.
"This is not an immortal mountain at all, otherwise the two of you will not be able to find the mountain gate at all, of course, in the eyes of mortals, it is no different from the immortal mountain. ”
After Huang Cao finished speaking, he coiled his long tail and sat on the ground like a human.
"Are you two looking for a cultivation sect or are you really looking for an immortal mountain?"
"This ...... Does it make a difference?"
"Of course there is a difference, and let me tell you slowly......"
The weasel spirit incarnated as a storyteller, shook his head, and explained in detail the difference between the mortal cultivation sect and the immortal cave mansion, although there was more hearsay, it was not too far behind.
The two young people listened attentively for a long time and finally figured out that not all those who know magic are immortals, and they told the hell crack that they should not come to these mortal sects, and they should find those places where there are immortals, but the thought of delaying time is very disturbing.
"It's hateful! I don't even want to listen to an explanation! I'm not a god for a long time!"
The ram snorted.
The bored yellow grass suddenly became interested.
"Quack quack~ Isn't the sect monk particularly arrogant and unreasonable?"
"That's right, what kind of noble and holy Heavenly Clan, insulting the two of us as inferior people, what kind of nonsense nonsense, they have brain disease?"
Hearing this, the weasel spirit laughed even more happily, and rolled on the ground with his stomach covered.
"Quack~ You're right, they do have a brain disease, anyway, I, Huang, can't see the difference between these Laoshizi Broken Clans and you, Quack Quack~ The ghostly Celestial Clan, the noble and holy laughed at me~"
Yuan Yan felt that Huang Cao might really die laughing if he continued to laugh like this, although it was really ridiculous.
On the other side, the man in chains was swallowing desperately.
Huang Cao smiled enough and rubbed his stomach.
"Lao Tzu has been in the rivers and lakes for decades, and he has found that only barbaric and backward people like to call themselves noble and holy, yes! These fools are unreasonable! Lao Tzu spent money to buy an old hen to stew ginseng, not to say that he was stealing! He was caught in this damn pit prison and waiting to die!"
“......”
The two of them felt that it was very strange for the spirits to buy chickens, and the other sentence was like a wise saying.
As soon as the weasel on this side finished scolding, the man on the other side who was panting suddenly became unhappy.
"Demons talk nonsense! Stealing chickens and touching dogs! Knowing human words but not knowing what respect is! Ouch ......"
Huang Cao was angry.
Look left and right, bend down and pick up a small lump of black stuff and smash it at the man!
A special stench flew by, and Yuan Yan now understood why the man stinked so much, and the weasel didn't hit him with a stone, so he simply picked up a dung ball and smashed people.
"I admit to stealing chickens before, but I never touched a dog! Also, since they don't respect me, why should I let Lao Tzu respect them! You see Lao Tzu has a brain disease?"
The spirit doesn't care about the dung ball, but the man does, he can't do such things as picking up filth, and he obviously suffers.
Yuan Yan and the ram Gu fought to appease, and if the trouble continues, the prison will stink and can't stay.
If there is no talisman confinement, it is estimated that Huang Cao is likely to make the inmates suffer, and even dare to pick up the dung ball, what else would they not dare to do.
extinguished the fire and beckoned Yuan Yan and the ram to sit closer.
"It's all brothers who are in trouble here, don't bother with that self-willed fool. ”
Speaking of this, he suddenly patted his head with a paw.
Turning his head to look at the man.
"Hey~ What's your name?"
"Thousands of miles away, far away, you can call me a cloud tourist, I have long heard that there are holy ...... of the Heavenly Clan"
Huang Cao fried his hair again and couldn't help but go crazy.
"Lao Tzu beat you to death!"
Huang Cao, who was so angry with Yun Tourist, lowered his head to find the dung ball, but how could there be so much stock, so he simply turned around and raised his tail to aim at his cellmate in a hurry, and heard a pop, and the three humans present secretly said at the same time......
The weasel who has become a fine is extraordinary, and his killer talent has already reached its peak.
Yuan Yan and Ram Gu, who hurriedly covered their noses and retreated, were shocked, and a cloud of mist flew straight towards Yun Tourist, landing on his face accurately.
"Vomit...... It stinks......"
With a pop, the cloud tourist simply fell down neatly.
Foaming at the mouth, rolling his eyes, twitching, scratching his hands like chicken feet, and kicking his legs wildly.
People who have never experienced that taste can't imagine it, and if you smell it once, you won't want to do it a second time, and it can easily become a nightmare that you will never forget.
Huang Cao straightened the one-eyed longan eye mask and skillfully posed as a master.
"Alright, it's finally quiet, and the three of us continue to discuss how to escape from prison. ”
The two looked at each other and nodded at the same time.
In any case, the weasel spirit is more reliable than that cloud tourist, Huang Cao is right, he is a fool who is willing to humble himself and pulls others along, to his respect and his Celestial people, there is no time to waste in this ghost place.
"Please...... Seniors advise. ”
"Don't dare to advise, it should be cooperation, you help me take out those few talismans, the three of us will escape together, Lao Tzu doesn't want to be sent to the Valley of Trials to be killed by those little monks." ”
Yuan Yan and Ram Gu were a little hesitant, after all, Huang Cao was a beast spirit.
"If you don't want to help, then take that idiot and escape from prison, I've had enough of him! Being in the same prison with him is the biggest insult to me!"
"Senior Huang, don't worry, we are willing to help you. ”
Yuan Yan felt that Huang Cao knew a lot, and besides, as a spirit, he must know demon arts.
Huang Cao touched his face and smiled.
"What seniors don't see more than predecessors, just call me Yellow Grass, it's actually very simple to break the formation, as long as you take these two talismans at the same time, you don't have to worry about backlash if you're a human being, yes, just those two. ”
The two of them stood left and right according to the yellow grass prompts, and at the same time grabbed the talisman and began to break the formation, the glowing talisman really has no effect on people, it is very simple to crack, and the talisman dedicated to restraining demonic energy is ineffective against people.
The luster of the rune paper disappeared, and the yellow grass finally got out of trouble.
The two were worried again, for fear that the weasel would turn against them.
Unexpectedly, the first thing he did after getting out of trouble rushed to the cloud tourist, scratching his feet and beating him hard......
Finally, spit viciously.
"Bah! Remember! Lao Tzu never touches a dog!"
Turning around and beckoning Yuan Yan and Gong Yang Gu, he pointed to the crack in the stone wall, the crack about one person wide was not a rock but loess, and it was difficult to find it without looking carefully.
"Are you two rich?"
"Uh, yes, how much does Brother Huang want?"
"Don't get me wrong, I'd like to say let's get out and give me two chickens. ”
The yellow grass still can't forget the flower chicken made by humans, and the fragrant taste is more fragrant than that of flying into immortals.
The ram raised his hand and stretched out five fingers.
"Five, as long as we can escape, we will be brothers in the future!"
"Good brother!
Huang Cao's spirits were high, the only remaining little eyes were shining, and under the temptation of five chickens, he quickly dug the soil with his claws, digging a narrow passage along the cracks in the stone wall, and the two people who followed behind felt that the weasel was quite reputable, and they planned to let Huang Cao cause chaos and take the opportunity to escape, but they didn't expect the ending to be more perfect than planned.
Secluded valley.
A small head popped out of the hillside turf......