Chapter 135 is Mother Wang
I saw a chubby woman, wearing heavy makeup, laughing, and shouting at the top of her voice: "Quiet, everyone, calm down, I, introduce myself, I'm Mother Wang, hahahaha, today is an exciting, exciting, and exciting day, because the long-awaited Oiran sisters are finally here, hahahahaha......... Of course, they won't just swagger on this stage, you don't have to watch it, hahaha. ”
After saying a few words, the chubby mother Wang waved to the maid standing on the stage, and the maid next to her hurriedly handed her a generation of tea to moisten her throat.
I saw this chubby Mother Wang drink a cup of tea, and the guests below couldn't sit still, and began to complain: "Mother Wang, you should hurry up, you are really verbose, you hurry up." ”
Mother Wang was still drinking tea, and the guests below complained more and more, and said: "Mother Wang, you said, hurry up, don't delay everyone to see the Oiran, you hurry up, hurry up." ”
Mother Wang raised her head and finally drank the cup of tea, only to see that her face suddenly turned into a snake, her eyes turned yellow, her tongue became longer, and she spit out a few snake letters, and hurriedly shook her head and became human.
Mother Wang said with a smile on her face: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this tea is so enjoyable, where did I say just now?"
The guest below said, "You just said that Oiran will not appear on the stage, you look at your memory." ”
This Wang's mother covered her mouth and said with a smile: "Oh, yes, yes, yes, I almost forgot, said this, hahaha." I just said that Oiran will not appear on this stage like this, because our Oiran is different, one in a million, they are one of the most beautiful women in the Four Realms, since they are so beautiful, so mysterious, how can they appear here, right?"
Some of the guests below shouted: "It makes sense, you just hurry up and say how to meet you, talk less nonsense, and sell less guanzi, okay?"
Some guests also excitedly echoed: "That's it, that's it, that's it, you hurry up and say it, it's really annoying, we spent money to come in not to listen to your nonsense here, you just hurry up and talk about you, it's really long-winded." ”
Mother Wang smiled and said, "Alas, don't worry, don't worry, you are already the first batch of guests......?" Alas, I don't even know how many guests you are tonight, and so far there has not been a man who has satisfied the three of us Oiran girls, so everyone will wait, you have to work hard to answer the questions, and do your best to do a good job!"
As soon as Mother Wang's words fell, the whole hall exploded in an instant, and they discussed: "There is no one at all?" This is too exaggerated, tonight is a person of the Four Realms, a man of Wen Tao and a martial artist, and all the good-looking men are the most gathered, how can there be no one, this is too exaggerated!"
Some of the guests also said: "No, how can there be no one in front of you, this Oiran is too high-minded." ”
Some guests said: "Oiran is also troublesome, how much money does they ask for directly, what are these moths doing, this is, it's really troublesome, that Wang mother, how much money do you directly ask, Lao Tzu gives, less of these cultural things, it's really troublesome." ”
The other guests smiled and said, "What a rough man, do you think that other people have never seen money? I ask you, do you think you can do whatever you want if you have two stinky money, people have seen much more things than you, you are really a layman who has never seen the world." ”
The guest said unhappily: "I don't like to listen to him when you say this, who are you? Do you think you can see Oiran just like you? You are so stupid that even the dog demon who robs food on the street outside is so beautiful than you, do you know? ”
The guest instantly rushed over and punched the guest in the face, gritted his teeth and said, "I see that you don't want to live anymore, and you dare to insult me, I will kill you." ”
Mother Wang still said with a smile on her face: "If you fight again, all of you will be driven out tonight, and you will never be allowed to enter and leave the Shenghua Building, and you will never want to see the Oiran again." The money you spent tonight was in vain. ”
The two people who were still fighting immediately got up from the ground, and some people next to them persuaded: "Alas, brother, why bother, this Oiran has not been seen, don't even spend the money in vain, it doesn't matter if the money is not there, this Oiran will really not be seen." ”
The two of them were separated by people in a huff, and I glanced at them blankly, thinking that these men just ate too much, either like this, or like that, what's the point of beating back and forth, it's really boring.
I rolled my eyes and took another sip of my wine.
Zichen smiled when he saw me and said, "Your eyes have never stopped, and it's funny to roll around." ”
I rolled my eyes at Zichen again, and Zichen suddenly laughed, and actually stretched out his hand and pinched my face.
I said: "Gasbag, you said that these people are so boring, just to see three women who have never met, not to mention the big money, not to mention, not necessarily to see, but also to fight, alas, I really don't understand, it's too strange, it's better to go to my mother-in-law's place, how happy it is to be with the children, I am annoyed when I see these male banshees now." ”
As soon as I finished speaking, Zichen was very happy and said, "Really, you won't be interested in male banshees anymore? You won't look at them anymore, right? It seems that you have really grown up, are sensible, and have studied enough." ”
I responded, "How do you say this? I probably understand a little bit, right? Anyway, I have to meet someone I'm interested in, right? ”
Zichen's smile gradually decreased, and he looked at me speechlessly.
I looked at him and said, "What's wrong?"
Zichen stopped talking, and continued to look at the hall with his face.
I rolled my eyes again.
Mother Wang stood on the stage and saw that it was gradually quieting down, and she was very satisfied and said: "That's right, everyone's attention is how to solve the problem raised by the three Oiran beauties is the most important, you still have time to fight, do you yourself say that this is a waste of time?"
Some guests hurriedly said. "They are them, we are us, Mother Wang, what kind of problems do you have with the sisters of this oiran, we care about this now." ”
Mother Wang smiled and said, "Don't worry, don't worry, I'll tell you right away, wait a while." ”
Mother Wang ripped off the mysterious large canvas behind it, and there were three arched passages.
Wang's mother mysteriously recruited people to come to the stage.
Several women came up to the stage with something covered in a black cloth, and everyone stared at each other, thinking, "What is that?"