Text Chapter 130 Pretending to be over!

This Li Bai is really amazing, my brother is amazing, not only can he open his mouth into poetry, but he can also make a big push...... Do you think that everything can be measured in heaps?

Lan Xiaolong was also a little speechless, he had never seen such arrogance before, but it made him breathe a sigh of relief, it seemed that the other party was just an arrogant idiot, and they won this fight.

So he said generously: "Then you come first, and see how you come with your mouth open." ”

Mrs. Qin also glanced at Jiang Xie strangely, people need to think about and brew when they make poems, unless they are real genius poets, they can open their mouths to become poems, this Jiang Xie doesn't look like a genius poet.

Jiang Xie didn't care what others thought, he just coughed, and then said indifferently: "I don't know the moon when I am young, so I call it a white jade plate." ”

"I suspect that Yao Taijing is flying in the blue clouds. The immortals hang their feet, and the laurel trees make a group. The white rabbit pounded the medicine and asked Yan who to eat with. The toad has eroded the round shadow, and the bright night has been destroyed. ”

Yi Xi fell nine black, and the sky and people were clear and peaceful. Yin Jing is confused, to go to the lack of view. Worry about how it is, sad and devastating. ”

A poem by Li Bai about the ancient moon was read aloud by Jiang Xie sentence by sentence with emotion.

However, without waiting for everyone to be shocked, Jiang Xie immediately said: "Tonight, in the moon of Juzhou, I only look at it alone." Pity the little children, and do not understand the memory of Chang'an. The fragrant mist is wet, and the clear jade arm is cold. When leaning on the false pretense, the tears of the double light are dry. ”

It was another song of Du Fu's moonlit night, resounding throughout the Red Mansion.

Jiang Xie saw that everyone was dumbfounded, and he also smiled, this Shixian is not aimed at anyone, but everyone here is rubbish.

After a pause, I remembered another poem about the moon: "Sitting alone in the secluded fence, playing the piano and howling." People in the deep forest don't know, and the bright moon comes to take pictures. After Wang Wei's Zhuli Pavilion read aloud, Jiang Xie came to a state completely, and read more than a dozen ancient poems about the moon in one breath, and finally even the silent night thoughts came out.

Anyway, Jiang Xie was also a man who was a scholar when he was on earth, and it was still very easy to say more than a dozen famous poems about the moon casually.

After Jiang Xie read all the poems thoroughly, the scene suddenly fell silent.

I don't know how long it took for everyone to react, and then they looked at Jiang Xie like a monster one by one.

I've heard of a poetry genius who makes a poem in seven steps, and I've also heard a poetry genius who comes when he opens up, but I've never seen a monster who can make more than a dozen poems in one go!

Mrs. Qin was also shocked by Jiang Xie's talent for a while, because Jiang Xie can not only write so many poems in one go, but also every one of them is a rare good poem in the world...... This is simply the poet immortal in the world.

Lan Xiaolong also collapsed, compared to Jiang Xie's, his poems were as naΓ―ve as soy sauce poems, and they were not a dimensional at all.

That's still a wool fight, you can directly cast twenty shots, and they are all abused out of .......

But he still didn't give up: "You must have copied all these poems! How can you make so many good poems at once?"

Jiang Xie knew that the other party might not believe it, so he had already prepared a rhetoric: "Yes, I copied it! But do you think everyone will believe it? With the quality of each of these poems, if they were not just written, how could no one have heard of them? How could such a good poem be drowned?"

Everyone couldn't help but nodded, what Jiang Xie said was not wrong, if it was really someone else's poem, this quality would definitely be famous, how could they not have heard a single one?

Of course, they wouldn't know if they wanted to break their heads, but these poems were indeed copied, but they came from another star, and they would be hell if they had heard them.

Lan Xiaolong was stopped by Jiang Xie's words, and he didn't know how to refute it for a long time, but one of the people who ate melons mentioned him and asked: "Then according to you, if these poems are really written by you, then your poetry talent is definitely the best in the world, but why haven't we heard of your deeds in the poetry world?"

Lan Xiaolong directly wanted to give a thumbs up to this melon-eating crowd, this question is really good, yes, if you are really so powerful, why are you obscure in poetry?

Mrs. Qin glanced at Jiang Xie, now that he was also interested in this little guy, he really wanted to know how Jiang Xie would defend himself.

However, Jiang Xie closed his eyes, opened his hands, and said calmly: "Because I'm low-key." After saying that, he pricked up his ears and waited for applause.

"Poof!"

What he said made everyone speechless, and he felt a strong atmosphere of pretending to be 13, and a sentence because I was low-key, it explained why I was obscure, and it also drew a successful end to this wave of compulsion, so that everyone could no longer say a word.

What else can you say? People are shameless to this point, what else can you say.

So everyone really cooperated and gave applause, although I don't know, whether they were moved by Jiang Xie's poems and gave applause, or moved by Jiang Xie's shamelessness, so the applause was .......

Anyway, Jiang Xie enjoys it very much, pretending to be forced, you have to enjoy it, it is the correct way to open it.

Mrs. Qin couldn't help but sigh when she looked at Jiang Xie, obviously she didn't expect Jiang Xie to defend herself like this...... , she found out that this young man really has a bit of Mr. Ye's shadow when he was young, the same arrogant and uninhibited, and he loves to do things.

If Mr. Ye knew Mrs. Qin's thoughts at this time, he would definitely say: "So it is better to say that the blue is better than the blue, and the young self will die sooner or later." ”

Isn't it now, he has been cheated by Jiang Xie several times, and even his grandson, you must know that when he was young, he was the one who cheated people, how could he be ......so cheated by others.

Madam Qin coughed lightly and said, "If there is no doubt, I will declare that this game of Dou Shi Jiang Xie has won, then Lan Xiaolong, do you still want to start the next game?"

The corners of Lan Xiaolong's mouth twitched, and you started your sister, it's 0-8 heads-up, and I can win, right? And he hasn't started yet, you announced...... Actually, I'm not optimistic about him, so I'll ask a chuizi.

Anyway, even if he loses, it's nothing, isn't it just eating a sack of dates? It just so happens that he has been a little anemic lately, and it's not bad to make up for it.

So it's better to lose at the starting point: "No, I admit defeat and am willing to accept the punishment of eating a sack of dates!"

Jiang Xie was immediately happy, this is a real man, a ...... who doesn't even eat without frowning.

Then Jiang Xie cooperatively took out the sack of dates, put it on the ground and reminded: "This is a good thing, you have to eat them all." ”

Lan Xiaolong snorted coldly and said, "You can rest assured, my Lan Xiaolong is weak, and it is no problem to eat a bag of dates." ”

Maybe for an ordinary person, it is indeed impossible to eat a whole bag of dates, but for a monk in the Xuan Qi period, it is very simple, as long as you use Xuan Qi, you can quickly digest the dates in your stomach, and you will naturally have the stomach to eat a whole bag of dates.

Everyone understands this truth, so they feel that this bet is too light.

Jiang Xie just shrugged his shoulders and didn't say anything, anyway, it won't take long for this product to know how terrible this bag of dates is.

So Lan Xiaolong glanced at Jiang Xie mockingly, and then grabbed a handful of dates and stuffed them into his mouth...... Immediately, a foul smell filled his mouth, and the more he bit it, the stronger the taste became, and in the end, his stomach churned, and before he could swallow it completely, he vomited out with the meal he ate today.

Everyone looked at Lan Xiaolong's suspicious appearance, and they were speechless, are you sure you are eating dates......?

Jiang Xie couldn't help but sigh and said: "Sure enough, the eyes of the masses are bright, and you can see at a glance that this young man is eating." ”

As soon as these words came out, Lan Xiaolong's face immediately turned green, and instinctively he was curious about which country's dates were these, which smelled worse than the smell of the latrine, but now he completely understood, it turned out that this was really directly urine! He also grabbed a lot of .......

However, the price of understanding is that when I vomit again, I still have to vomit my intestines.

Everyone couldn't help but feel nauseous, eating a sack of dates together, it was really not the same simple thing, it was estimated that even their lives would have to be ...... after eating.

Mrs. Qin couldn't help but chuckle out with a "poof", and then she put away her smile when she felt that something was wrong, this kid was really bad, saying that he just lost and ate a bag of dates, but he didn't expect such dates...... And if she is a witness, then Lan Xiaolong must really, eat all these dates......

Lan Xiaolong said, you, the witness, were found by himself! Jiang Xie didn't say that he was looking for you, this is simply lifting a stone and shooting himself in the foot, and now he can't eat this.

Mr. Ye looked at Jiang Xie with satisfaction, he is worthy of my Jiang Ye, he is ruthless in his words!

Jiang Xie said what this was, and he didn't bother to pretend and said directly to Mr. Ye: "It's time for revenge, Indian Ah San watched him eat all the shit! If you can't eat it, you can stuff it directly into your mouth, and you can't leave a single one, so you can pretend to be a force!"

Mr. Ye smiled, rubbed his hands and came to Lan Xiaolong, brought a white glove, and then grabbed a handful of dates and stuffed them into the mouth of Lan Xiaolong, who looked demented.

The next picture is too beautiful, the narrator is lazy, anyway, Mrs. Qin can't help but be disgusted and flashes first, this is how high the cultivation is, I am afraid of shit.

The others were also very sympathetic to Lan Xiaolong, this was a teaching material for pretending to fail, but they didn't dare to go up to help, because this was a gambling contract witnessed by Mrs. Qin, even if it was a more excessive thing, as long as the two parties agreed, it would definitely be completed, this is the strong, a spit and a nail, and they are very fond of what they have said.

Slowly, the people who ate melons also dispersed, but Mr. Ye was still carrying out his mission.......