Generally speaking, as long as Xu Qi'an doesn't put forward requests such as "sleep with me tonight" and "give me a son", Zhong Li will meet Xu Qi'an's wishes.

Of course, if the supervisor says: Zhong Li, you and this kid will double cultivate, and the tribulation will be stable.

In this way, as long as Xu Qi'an's proposed posture is not too difficult, Zhong Li can also meet his wishes.

Yes, Xu Qi'an is not the kind of villain who takes advantage of people's danger, if Zhong Li proposes to double cultivate with him, he will definitely refuse, after all, she is Chu Caiwei's senior sister.

Zhong Li sat obediently on the side of the desk, and according to Xu Qi'an's request, spread out the paper specially used to revise the book, grind it, and lift the pen, and said, "You say." ”

"Don't worry, I'm going to brew ........" Xu Qi'an sat on the side, holding the hot teacup, in contemplation.

In order to prevent another conflict between Lin'an and Huaiqing, he, a slave with three surnames, was caught in the middle, and Xu Qi'an thought hard for a long time and finally came up with a countermeasure.

Doesn't Lin'an like to listen to stories, so Xu Qi'an will give her stories.

There are many talented and beautiful people in the market, and even Xiao Liu Bei, which can meet Lin'an's needs, but Xu Qi'an feels that as a mature sea king, he should seize every opportunity to make the fish inseparable from him.

"The title of the book is called "The Great Sage of Love", the love of love, Senior Sister Zhong should not be mistaken. ”

Xu Qi'an saw that she didn't use her pen, and said, "Senior Sister Zhong, is your hair too long to see clearly, don't I tease it?"

Zhong Li shook his head slowly, "What a strange title." ”

Nowadays, miscellaneous words are generally named after "remember", "biography", and "chronicle", which are similar to the names of word brands, and have a set of conventional naming standards.

"Leave it alone, write as I say. Xu Qi'an waved his hand and told his story.

The Great Sage of Love tells a love story that takes place in the heavenly court, and the heroine is the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven, called Zixia Fairy. The male protagonist is a guard in the Heavenly Palace, and he is a demon clan.

His name is Long Aotian.

The demon clan is the most humble existence in the heavenly court, discriminated against by the immortals, and can only act as coolies and guards, and his hobby is singing, dancing, singing, dancing, rapping.

"There's a problem here......."

Zhong Li said: "Long Aotian's name is taboo, according to the background of the heavenly court in the book, such a name should not appear. ”

......... Xu Qi'an thought about it, and could only say, "We don't have to care about these details." ”

Story continues:

But it was these two men and women with a huge difference in identity who unexpectedly fell in love with each other. One is Langyuan Immortal, and the other is beautiful and flawless.

"Wait," Zhong Li paused and frowned, "Langyuan Immortal refers to the Zixia Fairy, and the beautiful jade is Long Aotian....... But he is a lowly demon clan, and in terms of background, he is not worthy of the words "beautiful jade and flawless", I think he needs to change. ”

Are you a good man........ Xu Qi'an was angry, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Are you teaching me to write a book?"

Sensing that the "talisman" was not in the right mood, Zhong Li stopped talking with interest.

Story continues:

The two had a tryst in the Heavenly Palace, from holding small hands to watch the sunset clouds, to hugging and kissing, to rolling the sheets in the secret room, this series of experiences, Xu Qi'an said in great detail, from the beginning to the end, the details are described in place.

In this era, similar forbidden books are also described in detail, and even accompanied by verses, Xu Qi'an can copy poems, but it is impossible to write poems by himself, so there is no class to get an axe.

However, the love between Zixia Fairy and Long Aotian was discovered by a priest who coveted the beauty of Zixia Fairy, so he denounced the two.

The Emperor of Heaven was furious, pulled the skin and bones of Long Aotian, and threw him into reincarnation, becoming an animal for generations. And the Zixia Fairy is also immortalized and imprisoned in the Guanghan Palace, accompanied by the cold and lonely.

This is where the story comes to an abrupt end.

"How many words. Xu Qi'an took a cup of tea and moistened his throat

Zhong Li calculated for a moment, "About 80,000 words." ”

Zhong Li writes very quickly, writing for two hours, without stopping, often Xu Qi'an finishes writing after a sentence. Ordinary people can't do it to this extent.

It is worthy of being a five-grade warlock....... Xu Qi'an was secretly speechless and very satisfied.

The story is actually very ordinary, at least in Xu Qi'an's opinion, but there is no business in this era, even Xu Qi'an's rough story is more interesting than most scripts.

"It's good to meet Zhong Li half a year ago, I said she writes, she is my voice recognition system, I can open a bookstore, buy books for a living......."

Xu Qi'an immediately rejected this idea, first of all, his current status does not need to do business. Secondly, the income of chicken essence and the annual dividends are enough for him to live a boring life with a group of wives and concubines.

In the end, if this kind of talk was in his previous life, it would not be nothing. But in this era, it is to be killed.

You can't do it, you can't do it.

"Okay, this story is like this first, and I'll think about the second half. Let's move on to the next one. ”

Zhong Li's fingers trembled......

The second book is about the love story of a demon princess and a scholar of the human race, Xu Qi'an directly applied the routine of the domineering president in his previous life, but the roles of men and women were reversed.

The female monarch is domineering, strong, wise and ruthless, and the Terran scholar is full of wealth, but she is kind and gentle, and polite.

Domineering female president vs silly white sweet scholar.

There is no doubt that this book was written for Huaiqing.

The book for Lin'an, the male and female protagonists are the princess of heaven and the little guard, Xu Qi'an's intentions are sinister, and he is misleading Lin'an's concept of love and values.

When she is addicted, she will make up a handsome and chic, capable and interesting "guard" type character in her mind.

Lin'an will find out, ah, isn't my dog slave such a person, it turns out that the true son of heaven is by my side.

This is very likely, those daughters who are raised in the boudoir are obsessed with talented and beautiful women, and dream of their future husbands being the same as in the books....... Isn't that the best example of this?

As for Huaiqing, she is a difficult bone to gnaw, smart, calm, and assertive, and it is difficult for such a woman to guide.

Xu Qi'an even suspected that she didn't look at vulgarity, of course, there are no absolutes. Huaiqing is a princess with a domineering female president's personality, and in this world of male superiority and inferiority, it is almost impossible to see such a thing as "The Domineering Female Monarch Falls in Love with Me".

Xu Qi'an believes that this will inevitably arouse Princess Huaiqing's desire to read.

.........

After dusk, on the dining table.

Xu Erlang found that the eldest brother was very strange, always staring at him without saying a word, his eyes were focused and eternal, as if he was looking at a baby.

"Big brother, what are you doing staring at me all the time. Xu Erlang couldn't bear it anymore and said in a deep voice.

"I recently fell in love with Danqing, and I want to copy Erlang. Xu Qi'an explained casually, still staring at Xu Erlang.

I see....... Xu Erlang raised his chin slightly, and said with his chin bowed: "Big brother can draw my handsomeness of tenths and twelfth, and it can be regarded as a beginner." ”

Second Uncle Xu couldn't listen to it, so he tapped his fingers on the table and changed the topic: "Yesterday, I heard that you beheaded a sixth-rank martial artist with one sword?"

Xu Qi'an said reservedly: "It's just a little person." ”

....... Second Uncle Xu glanced at his son and then at his nephew, and said in his heart that this atmosphere of self-esteem and arrogance is not the tradition of my old Xu family.

"Tomorrow is the day the list will be released. Auntie looked at Erlang.

"Hmm. Xu Erlang nodded.

"Nian'er must be Huiyuan. The aunt happily served her son with vegetables.

Second Uncle Xu glanced at his plump and beautiful wife, and suddenly realized, and said in his heart that it was all this mother-in-law, who had brought bad family style.

"When the apricot list comes out, we will go to see it together as a family. Xu Qi'an said.

Hearing the words "Xingbang", Xu Lingyin immediately raised his head.

"It's not for food. Xu Lingyue patted her on the head.

Xu Lingyin lowered his head and continued to eat.

After dinner, Xu Qi'an finished washing, pulled out the cork of a porcelain bottle, mixed water to wash his face, and soaked his face in a cup of tea, his skin began to burn, and his facial features showed signs of "melting".

He immediately came to the bronze mirror and ran the half-baked Qi Method, trying to change his facial features.

"The lips are a little thinner, and the tip of the nose is a little narrower........ The facial bones should be contracted....... The shape of the eyes is a little rounder......"

A quarter of an hour later, the fake Xu Erlang is now, to be precise, Xu Erlang's long-lost brother.

"It's almost a fifth. Xu Qi'an looked at the bronze mirror and felt self-pity.

The way I look, I catch my aunt and call my mother, I'm afraid the whole family will believe it........ No, no, no, put away this dangerous idea, it's not good for the second uncle and aunt to divorce....... Thinking about it, the corners of Xu Qi'an's mouth curled, and many comical operations flashed in his mind.

Of course, in the future, it will be very interesting to disguise himself as Erlang and go to the group friends of the Ground Book chat group to go offline.

It's not because I'm afraid of social death, it's just because I'm just funny.

"Life is so boring, you have to know how to have fun on your own....... It's been a long time since I've been to listen to music. ”

..........

The spring list is also known as the "apricot list", because at this time, it is the flowering period of apricot blossoms.

On February 27, the sky was bright.

There was no curfew tonight, the city gates were wide open, the soldiers patrolled back and forth on the streets, and the gongs that beat the guards almost poured out.

Countless scholars poured into the inner city and gathered at the gate of the Gongyuan, waiting for the release of the list.

This year's spring list is particularly lively, not only with thousands of eager scholars, but also to catch up with the battle between heaven and man in the Daomen, and a large number of people from the rivers and lakes flocked to the city.

Jianghu people have one of the biggest characteristics: eat melons!

Wherever there is excitement, they will go there.

This has caused great pressure on the five guards of the capital, the government and the yamen of the watchman.

In the end, Xu Pingzhi was also unable to accompany his son to watch the apricot list, because the area he was responsible for was a little far away from the Gongyuan, and based on the same reason, Xu Qi'an was also responsible for the security of another area.

If there are some spies or anti-social people, then the students are in danger.

The three female dependents of the aunt and Lingyue Lingyin also came over to join in the fun, and the second uncle had to arrange for the entourage of the palace to accompany the guards, while Xu Qi'an thought that the area he was patrolling was not far from the tribute courtyard and could be taken care of at any time.

Not a big problem.

"The days of the previous Spring Festival are so lively. The court has been raising scholars for many years, just now. ”

The middle-aged swordsman took Liu Gongzi and other juniors, walked on the congested streets, and talked eloquently: "When I traveled to the capital as a teacher, it coincided with the spring season, and I was fortunate to see this scene.

"At that time, Huiyuan seemed to be called Chu Yuanzhen, and later became the champion. When I came to Beijing this time, I inquired about it, and I learned that the champion had resigned.

"Hey, time flies, ten years in a hurry. ”

"Oh, don't you resign?" Ecstasy Rong Rong asked curiously:

"Why is that? I heard that the former first class can enter the Hanlin Academy and become the prime minister. Great future, why give up. ”

The middle-aged swordsman shook his head.

Further on, there is almost no road, and there are students in Confucian shirts everywhere, as well as some people from the rivers and lakes.

The officers and men struggled to maintain order and shouted loudly.

"Master, why don't we jump off the roof and see. Liu Gongzi proposed.

"Do you want to be slashed by the beater, or are you pierced through the heart by the arrows of the Imperial Sword Guard?" the middle-aged swordsman didn't have a good breath.

In a clearing near the Tribute Courtyard, a sedan chair was parked, draped in red silk, surrounded by a group of guards with knives and two delicate maids.

"Chun'er, how long will it take to release the list?"

A pleasant and gentle woman's voice came from the sedan chair.

"Miss, there are still two quarters of an hour. ”

The maid on the left, Chun'er, stood on tiptoe and looked at the sundial in the distance.

The girl in the sedan chair is the daughter of Wang Wenzhen, the first assistant of the dynasty, and she likes to participate in the poetry and literary meetings held by some readers, and she likes to join in the fun.

This Miss Wang's talent is not small, although she is not as amazing and beautiful as Princess Huaiqing, but if she is a man, it is easy to take the exam.

"I don't know who this year's Huiyuan is. Chun'er said coquettishly.

Miss Wang smiled and shook her head slightly.

Chun Yan fraud has been repeatedly banned, although it is not blatant, but there is a lot of water in it, the name of Huiyuan, in the eyes of the common people, is full of gimmicks, but in the eyes of people who really know how to do it, they can only give it up:

Brother Tai is angry!

Of course, there will occasionally be a golden phoenix flying into the chicken nest, and there should always be some deserving talents to win the championship.

At this time, another maid who did not speak suddenly pointed to the distance and praised: "What a handsome scholar." ”

Miss Wang lifted the curtain, revealing a gap, and looked out.

She soon knew who the handsome scholar the maid was talking about, because that person was so dazzling that even if he was pushed by the crowd and frowned, he could not hide his handsomeness at all.

The eyebrows are delicate and slender, the eyes are as bright as the stars, the lips are red and the teeth are white, the skin is fair, and the skin is more delicate and beautiful than most women.

He was followed by a beautiful woman with a melon seed face, wearing a luxurious dress, her hair in a high bun, and a golden step in it.

Next to the beautiful woman is a beautiful and refined girl, even if it is a woman like Miss Wang, who is proud of her beauty, she can't help but be amazed.

..........

Under the protection of a group of servants, the aunt was not pushed and crowded by the crowd, but she regretted coming over to join in the fun.

In addition to the noisy scholars, there are also many people in the rivers and lakes who are full of flesh and fierce spirits. This made the aunt, who only dared to punch her nephew and husband at home, feel frightened.

When she usually goes out, she often attracts the eyes of some stinky men, but she is more subtle, and the vulgar people around her are naked.

The aunt frowned and sighed in her heart, with the helplessness of being born beautiful and difficult to give up.

"Here it is. ”

Xu Erlang stopped and explained: "When the list is unveiled later, there will naturally be people singing the list, and we will listen to it here." ”

The aunt breathed a sigh of relief, took Erlang's hand and said, "Mother has also worked hard for your fame." ”

“....... Mother has worked hard. Xu Erlang said.

The apricot list is pasted on the east wall of the Gongyuan, also called the "Wall of Fame", and with the passage of time, it is finally time to unveil the list.

The first thing to unveil is the sub-list.

The sub-list alone made a group of students excited, some cheered, some cried, and showed a vivid appearance to the people present.

"Unveiling the list, it's time to unveil the apricot list. ”

The students shouted loudly and were excited.

........

PS: Change first, then change. Today is 9600 words again, and tomorrow I will strive to make persistent efforts, Ollie gives.