Chapter 100: I'll Buy It
After I finished speaking, Liu Manman's mouth could stuff an egg, and she said Are you really fake?
I smiled and said, "What?" You sympathize with her? Liu Manman glanced at me and said, "Sympathize?" I sympathize with her, an immortal! This flower is cheap! I'm just worried about you, if this matter is poked out, your sin will be great!
I smiled and said, you don't have to worry about this, Brother Three Wolves will solve this matter, don't worry, he will definitely solve it properly!
Hearing me say this, Liu Manman breathed a sigh of relief, Liu Manman walked to the sofa, and immediately took out his mobile phone to call Meng Qianxue, the two of them shouted on the phone, as if they were sisters, Meng Qianxue is indeed a good girl, until Liu Manman hung up the phone, Meng Qianxue didn't say a word like sleeping with me last night.
After making a phone call with Meng Qianxue, Liu Manman saw that it was almost ten o'clock, and hurriedly got up and went to the kitchen to work, originally I took the initiative to apply to be her assistant, who knew that people didn't appreciate it at all, and directly blasted me out of the kitchen, and said that a successful man would not care about such a small housework as cooking.
At that time, I was thinking, could it be that in Liu Manman's eyes, I am also a successful man? A person who does not learn and knows how to smoke and fight all day long can also be regarded as a successful man. Smirking self-deprecatingly, I sat down on the couch and started watching TV.
Liu Manman's cooking speed is not very fast, but bursts of fragrance came, and I didn't eat breakfast, and my poor hungry stomach screamed. When Liu Manman got all the dishes, I was so hungry that I didn't have the strength to speak, and suddenly thought that I hadn't given Liu Manman a gift yet, so I got up and walked back to my room, and took out a jewelry box from the closet, which I bought when I was shopping a week ago, and it was a piece of jade Buddha inside.
When I walked out of the room, Liu Manman saw me holding a gift box in my hand, knowing that this was a gift I gave her, and ran to me with joy, I said, Manman, this is a piece of jade Buddha, although it is not worth much, but this is also my heart, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day!
Liu Manman snuggled up to me with a happy face and said affectionately, I don't care how much money it is, as long as it is something you give me, I will be happy!
I said I'll put it on for you, Liu Manman hurriedly nodded and said, okay, okay, I was just about to tell you, of course you put on your Song things!
I smiled and took out the jade Buddha from the jewelry box and put it on Liu Manman, and I didn't forget to tell her when it was over, this is what I put on for you, no one can take it down except me, including you! Liu Manman said to me in a gentle voice, I know!
After being warm to Liu Manman for a while, I said, sister, let's hurry up and eat, you see that I am hungry, and my heart is almost close to my back! Liu Manman smiled and glanced at me and said, are you the fetus of a hungry ghost? After speaking, Liu Manman turned around and said let's go, let's eat.
Liu Manman's cooking skills have always been good, today is Valentine's Day, so Liu Manman has a lot of delicious dishes, I was hungry and can't, seeing these delicious meals, where can I bear it? After eating, Liu Manman walked to me after washing the dishes, and when she saw me leaning on the sofa and constantly stroking her round belly, she smiled, saying Are you the womb of a hungry ghost? Eat so quickly, and eat so much, I said it's not you who hurt it? Who made the food you cook so delicious? Oops, this swells me to death! Liu Manman covered his mouth and snickered there.
Liu Manman looked at his phone and said, it's broken, I have to leave quickly, and I'm going to put on makeup in a while, and I can't be too ashamed as a bridesmaid!
Liu Manman glanced at me and said, just your sweet mouth, let me tell you, my cousin is beautiful, I compare with her and that is a day and a place, I can't be stronger than her limelight? I said oh, so beautiful, when you are free, you must take me to see it!
Liu Manman said that you can go and see it today, how about it? After speaking, Liu Manman looked at me with a wicked smile. I smiled and said, ", I don't want to be beaten by your dad!"
Liu Manman smiled when he heard what I said, and said Okay, don't talk nonsense with you, I'm leaving, remember to miss me, after saying that, Liu Manman leaned down and kissed me.
When the sound of the door closing came from outside, I hurriedly got up and sat up, today is miserable, I have to deal with Chen Yaoyao this night, where are the bullets? I just got carried away with Liu Manman, and there was a second shot, now it's okay, don't be embarrassed at night, then you will lose the adult.
Turned on the computer and boarded QQ, and saw that Chen Yaoyao was really online, so I sent her a message and asked her when she would come, Chen Yaoyao replied with a message saying that she had just taken a shower, and she would come to you in half an hour, and I said yes, by the way, can you cook?
Chen Yaoyao said, why do you ask this? When I was in elementary school, I would make my own lunch, I said that dare to be kind, we won't go out to eat tonight, I will accompany you out to buy some food, let's come back and cook and eat by ourselves, do you think okay?
Chen Yaoyao said that she went to your house, of course, everything is up to you, you can do whatever you say! In fact, Chen Yaoyao is very good if she is docile, but when it becomes popular, it will make people a little unbearable.
I said to Chen Yaoyao, when you come later, I will tell you one thing, I promise to make you happy! Chen Yaoyao quickly replied to me, I promise that I am happy?
Seeing her reply, I was a little speechless, I said no, it's something else, you'll know when you come, I promise to make you happy! Who knew that Chen Yaoyao replied directly with three words, and went offline without interest.
Smiled helplessly,At this time, I saw that the image of the QQ group had been flickering,Bored,I clicked on it to see what everyone was talking about,This is a player group that I play Crossfire.,After clicking on the chat box,A message sent by a person caught my attention.。 I saw a player with the QQ nickname Porridge and Ji post such a joke, the joke is like this, saying that an entrepreneur spent a lot of money to buy a batch of hens and wanted to make money by selling eggs. Unexpectedly, the hens were listless and never laid eggs. He was in a hurry and went to consult an expert. After the expert asked about the situation, he told him: "Chickens are also animals and also have physiological needs, so you should buy another batch of roosters." "But the entrepreneur has spent a lot of money to set up this chicken farm, and the money in his pocket is only enough to buy a rooster. No way, he only bought a rooster. The rooster faced hundreds of wolf-like hens, and after a few strokes, he fell down tired.
The entrepreneur thought hard and came up with a good solution. He took out the viagra that he had treasured for a long time and was going to take for himself, mixed it in chicken feed, and fed it to the rooster. After the rooster ate Viagra, it really strengthened its wings, and it didn't take a day to get all the hens in the chicken farm. After the hens are nourished by love, they are much more diligent in laying eggs.
Unexpectedly, the next day the rooster was still unfinished, and it was still very violent, jumping over the fence and coming to the duck house on the next farm, where he got all the hundreds of ducks. On the third day, the rooster was still unstoppable, flew across the river, came to the goose farm on the opposite farm, and got all the hundreds of geese.
Finally, on the fourth day, as soon as the entrepreneur went out, he saw the rooster lying on the ground, dying. There are a few goshawks hovering in the sky, waiting for an opportunity to pounce down on a delicious meal. The entrepreneur's eyes were red, and he remembered that the rooster had made great contributions to the revolutionary cause of the farm, and decided to collect the body for it. The entrepreneur walked up to the rooster and wept, "I hurt you!" Unexpectedly, the rooster said, "Shhhh ”
After reading it, I suddenly thought that this thing has been heard from people that the quality is good, should I buy a little bit and try it at night? Thinking of this, I hurriedly took Viagra for a while, not to mention, the Internet boasted that Viagra is very magical, and I was thrilled to see it.
I'm a person who wants to do it, and when I decided to buy it, I immediately started to get out of bed and get dressed, anyway, Chen Yaoyao still has half an hour to come, I have seen a lot of adult product stores around my community, and 30 minutes is more than enough for me to go back and forth.
I took my wallet and hurried downstairs, out of the community, I walked to the street where there was an adult product store, found a store that felt okay, walked in, the owner of the store turned out to be a young woman, I saw that the situation was not right, turned around and was ready to leave, who knew that this young woman enthusiastically pulled me and said this little brother, don't go, buy what to see, our store has a complete range of goods, the most important thing is that we have a fake one to pay ten, do not sell fakes!
I was a little embarrassed to be pulled by her, and I was embarrassed to leave, and my heart was crossed, I said do you have aphrodisiacs for sale in your store?
After I finished speaking, the young woman was stunned, maybe she didn't expect a young man like me to come to buy that thing, but these shops are all old oilers, what kind of people have not seen it, the young woman looked at me without a trace and said, yes, it is purely imported, and the bottle is 900 yuan a bottle.
I was startled when I heard it, why is Nima so expensive, I said I don't need so much, just want one or two pills to play with, the young woman looked at me and said that we will sell them in bulk, thirty yuan a grain, how many do you want? I hurriedly said, I want one, if the effect is good, I will buy it from you next time!