Chapter 14 The little monk who doesn't want to practice Buddhism
When the Taoist friends saw Ye Xiaoshuai and Yu Rouzi bring a bald boy back, the whole villa exploded, and Rao is a mature senior like a nerd can no longer express the scene rushing in his heart in words.
Ye Xiaoshuai has definitely not been in Yu Rouzi's room for more than ten days, although it is said that the children of cultivators may develop faster, but it is impossible to be so fast, this is because they grew up eating chemical fertilizers on the earth.
Bala Little Demon Fairy is also a mother's love at the moment, pinching the little boy's pink face, but pinching and pinching, he said inexplicably:
"Such a cute child, I really can't bear to eat it!"
"Wow......" The little boy was suddenly frightened and cried, such a cute young lady actually wanted to eat children.
Bala Little Demon Fairy realized that he had made an old mistake again, and quickly took out a lollipop, although he was reluctant to give up, he could only endure the pain and cut his love.
Yu Rouzi gave Bala Little Demon Fairy a roll of her eyes at this time, and while wiping away her tears for the little boy, she asked softly:
"Little friend, is that uncle your relative today?"
"No, he forced me and said he wanted to buy me food drops. The little boy's voice was cute.
"What about your family?" Yu Rouzi wanted to inquire about the little boy's family and send him back early tomorrow morning, otherwise the adults in the family should be more anxious.
"I don't have a family, only a master, in a far, far away place, on a very big mountain, the master only allows me to recite scriptures in the temple every day, it's really annoying, this time I ran out secretly......"
As he spoke, the little boy lowered his head.
"Buddha cultivation?" The nerd senior was a little surprised, but he saw that there was no ring scar on the little boy's bare head.
The little boy was smart and clever, and when he saw the stupid senior staring at his head, he burst into laughter:
"The Buddhist Association said that the practice of burning the scar on the head of the ordained person at the time of ordination is not the original Buddhist ritual, and it will be abolished in the future because it is harmful to the body, so our head is so smooth. ”
"Little friend, what's your name, and my sister will send you back tomorrow, okay?" Yu Rouzi felt that it was better to send the little boy back, if someone else's master came to the door, it would be impossible to explain when the time came.
"I'm not going back, please sister, don't send me back, I'm very obedient, I won't cause trouble for everyone" When the little boy heard this, he began to tear again.
Yu Rouzi glanced at Ye Xiaoshuai, she was helpless, and the Emperor of Heaven spoke at this time.
"Let him stay, if his master finds him, I'll tell him." ”
When everyone heard Daoyi's senior's speech, they didn't want to send the little boy back, such a cute child will be more fun in the future.
The little boy slept with Ye Xiaoshuai, and the little demon fairy coaxed him for a long time, but he just didn't go, he had to follow Ye Xiaoshuai.
Diligence can make up for clumsiness, and the next day, Ye Xiaoshuai refused the game, refused drag racing, and refused to ......
From early morning to now, he has been practicing sword drawing techniques, and at present, his sword skills can compete head-on with the peak of the three grades, but this is far from enough, he has to cultivate to the point where he can kill head-on, today is the third time to practice sword drawing skills, and the effect is still not obvious.
Well, it took a little longer than he expected to use the third sword qi and the first two sword qi to superimpose, and he didn't lack kendo belief, and this superposition was ...... After the last two exercises, he sat down and ran the Daoyi Meditation Sutra.
Ay...... The little boy eventually followed, in fact, Ye Xiaoshuai wanted him to stay honestly in the room, and even taught him to play games.
But recently, all he has practiced is drawing swordsmanship, and the superposition of the third sword qi is not too anxious, and he can also be distracted to observe him, if the little boy follows him out and gets lost, this matter will be serious, and he is really going to jump into the Yellow River, anyway, he doesn't have to worry about the sword move being stolen, as long as the other party doesn't run around, just bear with it, I didn't expect that a person who still needs to be taken care of actually takes care of a child, and I didn't expect this child to rely on himself so much, this appearance that has nowhere to put it......
The little boy had been observing all morning and found that this little brother was not the fake master who was knocked out by a punch exposed on a short video platform, and he was clasping his hands together in prayer at this time: "Amitabha!"
He finally got his wish, since he was three years old, the master let him recite the Buddha every day when he was young, but he liked to watch Xianxia movies, the days of fighting and killing, and then he prayed in front of the temple day and night, hoping that the Buddha could give him a chance, let him see the real peerless kung fu, light as a swallow, a palm out of the kind of flying sand and stones! Open your eyes well, this request, just ask for two or three years! That is the real ten years of seeking, every night when I go to bed I dream that I fell into the cliff to obtain divine skills, such as Jiuyang Gong...... Or venture into the mountains and encounter a white-haired old man teaching a hundred years of skills and other similar strange dreams, but unfortunately those fairy old men are probably very busy, and have not paid attention to his small wishes, in the end, he didn't want to bear it anymore, and secretly ran out while the master was sleeping.
At this time, the Buddha finally remembered the wish he had been begging for three years!
The little boy didn't bother Ye Xiaoshuai, because martial arts movies have descriptions that after practicing the exercises, others will distract from the previous achievements, and at the worst, he will go crazy, so he sat silently on the side, looked at Ye Xiaoshuai, and waited for him to finish the exercises......
After exhaling the last wisp of turbidity, this meditation was completed after a week, Ye Xiaoshuai slowly opened his eyes, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he found that the little boy was flattering, squatting not far in front of him.
Ye Xiaoshuai felt a little uncontrollable, his fists were about to move, and he wanted to punch him!
"Dasi, are you done practicing?" the little boy greeted in awkward Mandarin with a flattering face.
The corners of Ye Xiaoshuai's mouth twitched, and he remembered Yu Rouzi's quotations: "The sky is not afraid, the earth is not afraid, and the Mandarin of S Province is the most afraid." ”
"Call me little handsome brother!" Ye Xiaoshuai waved his hand.
"Little handsome brother, can I learn martial arts from you?" The little boy looked forward to it, and also put on a classic pose of Fahai in the Xianxia film, Shengong Immortal Law, this is his dream since he was a child: Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon, World-Honored Dizang, Prajna Buddhas, Prajna Ba Ma Kong!
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Ye Xiaoshuai rubbed his temples, he himself is a rookie, how can he have the ability to teach others? Moreover, the copyright of "A Sword Covering the Sky" that he practiced is not his own, and he can't even teach his own father, so how can he teach someone he doesn't know? He casually made an excuse: "I'm sorry...... My family's kung fu is not passed on. ”
"I can apprentice! If it really doesn't work~ It's no problem to join your sect as a miscellaneous disciple! In this way, it's a family, I know the rules of martial arts, so a little bit!"
The little boy earnestly flattered Dao, in order to learn kung fu, he was also quite hard.
If you want to join my sect, what should your master do! betraying the sect is very serious, besides, I am not qualified to accept you as a disciple!" Ye Xiaoshuai sighed.
"You can accept me as a 'registered disciple', and then teach me one and a half moves first!"
"No, even if it's a registered disciple, I don't have that qualification!" Ye Xiaoshuai refused.
However, the little boy still did not give up, peerless martial arts, real peerless kung fu, the sword is waved in the air, and the air will make an explosion-like sound! How can he give up, the dream of Xianxia from childhood to adulthood! This is a little boy who has been poisoned by Xianxia films, he has forgotten that he is a member of the Buddhist family, and he has exerted his pestering kung fu to the extreme:
"Little brother, if you don't answer me today...... I'll just go back and tell the young lady that if you beat me, just let me learn a trick and a half! I must learn something, otherwise I will regret it for the rest of my life!"
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Ye Xiaoshuai was angry, very angry! There was a trace of anger in his body, he never thought that this little guy was more shameless than the Emperor of Heaven, and this kind of thing could still be threatened.
"I allow you to take him in, change the matter of the master, keep it secret for the time being, and I will visit his master one day, presumably his master will be happy to drop. At this time, the Emperor of Heaven quietly appeared beside Ye Xiaoshuai.
"Master, why are you here?" Ye Xiaoshuai found that his mental power remained in a state of 'vigilance', and he still couldn't feel the Heavenly Emperor approaching, and the master's cultivation was really unfathomable.
"Haha, I just came over to see how your cultivation was, and I sensed that this little boy was sincere, so I couldn't help but speak out. ”
As he spoke, the Emperor of Heaven took out a book of exercises and handed it to Ye Xiaoshuai.
"Master, what is this for?" Ye Xiaoshuai asked weakly.
"Didn't the master say that you could take him as an apprentice, aren't you going to give your first disciple a gift?"
"Master, what does this mean? In that case, why don't you personally accept him as a disciple?" Ye Xiaoshuai was very puzzled.
"Because he has the posture of heaven as a teacher, but he has no relationship with being a teacher. ”
Ye Xiaoshuai couldn't survive the Emperor of Heaven the most, so he still accepted the little boy, first as a 'nominal disciple', and then officially accepted the apprentice after his previous master agreed, and the Emperor of Heaven gave the little boy a Taoist name: Dream Fulfillment Daoist.
"The posture should be standard, chest up and head up, legs crossed, cross-legged knees, buttocks should be ......cocked," Ye Xiaoshuai shouted while performing a set of spitting methods in a standard posture!
If you get a treasure...... followed Ye Xiaoshuai from beginning to end to learn the standard once, he has a good understanding, and after learning twice, he did a good job!
"This mastery is a set of methods for getting started with the basic breathing, and you go back to practice day and night, when you feel that you can cultivate to the point where you feel that there is a warm air flow in your body, it will be considered a beginner!"
Ye Xiaoshuai said to the 'disciple' with a straight face.
"Yes, Master, I will definitely find time to do it thirty times a day!" said the Dream Fulfillment Daoist's eyes brightened, and he said loudly.
"Ahem!" Ye Xiaoshuai couldn't help but clear his throat and patted this 'disciple' on the shoulder: "Come on and cultivate, take good care of you for the teacher!"
Then, he crossed his back behind him and stood there swaggeringly, full of grandmaster demeanor! Behind him, the Dream Fulfillment Daoist nodded desperately, his eyes full of excitement.
One day, will I be able to be like Master, blasting out a sword and crackling in the air?
The Dream Daoist began to re-cultivate this set of 'Martial Arts Peerless Learning' very seriously, and he had already imagined in his heart that he would become a peerless master one day!
Ye Xiaoshuai secretly wiped his sweat: "Fortunately, Gongji's basic skills were practiced solidly, otherwise there is really nothing to teach." ”