Text Chapter 390 Embarrassment

In fact, Jiang Xie is still a little black in his belly, if he has a mobile phone now, he will definitely pull Chen Changsheng and Zhang Wenyan to take a selfie to illuminate your beauty.

However, when it is posted to the circle of friends, it is simply not too cool, and it comes with a mockery effect.

"Everyone, can you listen to me explain first, things are not what you think, we didn't intentionally hurt your village chief, it was completely caused by a misunderstanding. Jiang Xie looked at all the fat girls and explained.

Everyone is actually lazy to listen to Jiang Xie's nonsense, after all, which one of the goods who killed people will admit that they killed someone?

But one of them was a more beautiful fat girl, but she persuaded everyone: "Let's listen to what he explains, and it's not too late to clean them up after listening." ”

Everyone didn't know why, they listened to the words of the beautiful fat girl, so they all put their minds to it, and said that they could listen to your explanation, so let's talk about it now.

Jiang Xie then said: "Here's the thing, we were going to come to your Baihua Village to do something in a carriage, but the horseman saw an old man not far away, who was your village chief, first explained that we didn't know at that time, this is your village chief, and then we planned to go around." ”

"As a result, you didn't touch your village chief, and your village chief lay down in the place, groaning in pain. We naturally think it's a touch of porcelain, and he also wants us to ask for spirit stones as medical expenses, isn't this blackmail?"

It was even more confirmed that the village chief seemed to touch porcelain, so he drove the carriage, intending to scare the village chief, thinking that since he was touching porcelain, then at a critical time, he should flash the talent, but he did not flash, he was broken by the carriage, we knew that it seemed to be a misunderstanding, so the village chief was rescued, and put into the carriage, because of the time problem, he took the village chief to Baihua Village, thinking that when things were done, the village chief would wake up, and send him home, but he did not expect that he was the village chief of Baihua Village. ”

After Jiang Xie finished speaking, he felt that there was nothing wrong, but Chen Changsheng wanted to complain, is it so simple that we broke the village chief in a carriage?

Zhang Wenyan also felt that Jiang heresy was very good, if he didn't talk about some places lightly, he was afraid that they would have to be beaten back .......

However, after everyone listened, the corners of their mouths twitched, and now that they figured out what was going on, it seemed that it was really a misunderstanding......

The beautiful fat girl said lightly: "When the village chief was young, he was once run by a carriage, so now when he sees the carriage coming towards him, his body is stiff, and his brain can't calm down, so the carriage passing by him is enough to make him have a heart attack, and he will naturally lie on the ground, and the village chief's heart disease can only be improved by using the aura of the spirit stone, so I asked you for the spirit stone." ”

I'm going to go! Do you want to be so, it's really a misunderstanding...... And it's the kind of misunderstanding that goes away.

When Jiang Xie Zhang heard the words and Chen Changsheng, they couldn't help but sigh, there is really such a coincidental misunderstanding in this world, I'm afraid no one will believe it.

Although it was explained clearly, the villagers of Baihua Village still didn't give Jiang Xie a good face, they just didn't beat them, saying that they could continue to stay in Baihua Village, and the specific things would be said after the village chief came to his senses.

To put it simply, they can stay in the village, but no one will take them .......

In this way, they will have to hunt on their own and set up their own tents.

I couldn't help but be speechless, this is all explained clearly, and with this attitude towards them, it is better to arrest them in the firewood room.

At least there was no need to pitch a tent in the extraordinary, but since this was the case, they could only accept their fate, and went to the woods near Baihua Village, intending to cut some wood to use to secure the tent.

However, as soon as I came to the forest, before I had time to cut down the trees, I saw two talking bear-type demon beasts, which were obviously the cultivation of the Jindan period, and they were called Xiong Da Xiong and ...... two .

Their names are all Xiong Da Xiong Er, naturally they won't let Jiang Xie cut down trees, after all, their setting is to protect the forest, so even if they don't have a little accommodation, otherwise they will beat you into a bald head.

Because he took care of bringing Chen Changsheng with him, he was afraid that he would leave a shadow in his heart, so he did not engage in violence, so he gave up the idea of setting up a tent.

Anyway, it is not impossible to find a place to sit in the village for one night, as for Chen Changsheng, it should be okay, he has three thousand Daozang, and it will be over for a night with a casual back.

So I didn't prepare a residence, the food still had to be prepared, Chen Changsheng didn't need to say it, Jiang Xie and Zhang Wenyan didn't have anything to eat, so they could only go hunting to make a living.

In this way, a few people chose a nearby grassland, planning to kill a few sheep to make mutton skewers, and they would not go to the forest, after all, there were two bears and two .......

But what's even more disgusting is that this grassland was later discovered by them, and it was originally called Qingqing Grassland...... , is the territory of several demon beast sheep led by the Pleasant Goat!

Therefore, the other lambs are also under the control of the Pleasant Goat, and they belong to the objects that cannot be eaten, otherwise you know the consequences.

Originally, Zhang Wenyan wanted to ignore the Pleasant Goat, after all, his cultivation was only in the Jindan period, and he didn't believe that they couldn't beat a group of demon beasts and sheep.

But Jiang Xie remembered a sentence, that is, you are so powerful, why don't you go to the green grassland to catch sheep.

The meaning of this sentence shows how difficult it is to catch sheep on the green grassland.

Think about it, the gray wolf is powerful, the great inventor, I feel better than the inventor of the ghost, isn't it also that I can't catch a sheep in thousands of episodes?

So they can really catch sheep? I guess they can only catch toads.

He also gave up hunting and returned to Baihua Village, which made Zhang Wenyan depressed and almost vomited a mouthful of old blood.

In fact, Jiang Xie doesn't fight with Xiong Da and Pleasant Goat, the most fundamental reason is that he is a fantasy protagonist, and he fights with the protagonist of children's comedy, what's going on?

Just an adult with you, and a primary school student, are you ashamed?

So in order to maintain the face of his strongest villain, he refused to fight with them, otherwise according to Jiang Xie's urine nature, how could he be so honest and would have killed them a long time ago.

There were no tents and no food, so the three of them squatted in Baihua Village, like three salted fish, and the painting style became dark.

However, God also thought that they were so pitiful that they didn't even have anything to eat, so they thought about giving them some water, and it rained heavily!

The three of them spit out a mouthful of old blood directly, this god pities them, or preserves them, they don't have tents, even if it rains, it also rains directly, it's a sinkhole.

Fortunately, even if the rain is very exaggerated, Jiang Xie and Zhang Wenyan are also monks, and they can use Xuan Qi to avoid being lost by the rain.

Although Chen Changsheng can't, it is impossible for him to lose it with them.

So the three of them were protected by a blue light, and they listened to the sound of the rain, and directly became three dried salted fish.

The next day after the rain, the sky was clear, but in a corner of Baihua Village, there was a ...... smell of decay.

Jiang Xie knew that they couldn't look like this, even if he and Zhang Wenyan could skip eating, but Chen Changsheng couldn't, even if you gave him a spirit stone, he wouldn't be able to practice, he could only use it as a glowing stone to play.

Then there is only one way, and that is to help the villagers work, and when they are done, they are afraid that they will not be able to do it if they don't give them something to eat?

However, as soon as this idea came out, Zhang Wenyan applauded, but Chen Changsheng said: "You have flying swords to fly, why don't you go to other places to buy something? and the wood needed for the tent? It shouldn't take much time, right?"

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Xie and Zhang Wenyan were a little embarrassed, yes! Isn't this okay! and went to help the villagers make a hammer!

Obviously, the two of them ignored their abilities, and if it weren't for Chen Changsheng's reminder, it was estimated that they would have to be stupid.

Chen Changsheng couldn't help wiping his cold sweat, he really couldn't say anything about these two people.......

Therefore, with Jiang Xie's current face and the people who could see it, he took the initiative to go to the city near Baihua Village to buy food and wood, and the speed of Vermilion Bird Feather was very fast, so it didn't take a while for Jiang Xie to return to Baihua Village with his things.

The three of them did not hesitate, set up tents and set up tents, and barbecued barbecues.

Just when the tent was set up, the skewers were ready, and they were about to enjoy their bitterness, they were taken away by several fat girls, saying that the village chief had woken up .......

You sister! Don't bring such a play! Du Nima has been embarrassed all the way, and it is not easy to set up a tent and make a skewer, and before he can enjoy it, the village chief will wake up?

And this village chief actually woke up so early? It stands to reason that it will take at least a day or two to wake up, it seems that in order to disgust people, this recovery ability is about to catch up with Jiang Xie.......

The three of them were full of resentment, but anyway, when the village chief woke up, they still had to go and see, after all, they were the ones who ran over ...... No, break in.

All the way to the village chief's house, the rest of the fat girls are also gone, and now the village chief's house is left, and the beautiful fat girl is taking care of the village chief who has just woken up that day to drink medicine.

Jiang Xie and Zhang Wenyan glanced at each other, and couldn't help laughing obscenely, it seems that the village chief is the village chief, even if it is a village full of fat girls, the lover is also the best-looking fat girl.

When Chen Changsheng saw the expressions of the two, he knew that the other party was cranky again, so he couldn't help sighing and reminded in a low voice: "Big brother, Brother Zhang, that girl's age is very likely to be the daughter of the village chief." ”

Jiang Xie and Zhang Wenyan shook their heads confidently, and also whispered: "Changsheng, you are still too young, this adult's world is not as pure as you think, how can a daughter at this age take care of her own labor, all day long, which one is not mixed with the object? Only the lover is almost the same, after all, ...... You know. ”

The corners of Chen Changsheng's mouth twitched, it's because you're too dark, ......right?