Chapter 71: It's That Easy to Make Money
"If you want to practice magic skills, swing a knife from the palace!" Li Xunhuan looked at the eight big characters on the page, he was simply stunned, boss, don't you hate it so much, my Li family is a single transmission of three generations, you let me practice this magic skill, if my father knows about it, then don't hang me up and beat me.
Besides, is your sunflower book really worth a million? Why is the price still two cents and eight cents a piece?
Thinking of this, Li Xunhuan's right hand tugged at the corner of Li Tian's clothes, and said bitterly: "Boss, you should give me that Northern Spiritual Skill, this book is really not suitable for cultivation!"
"Really don't practice?" asked Li Tian.
"I don't practice even if I die!"
"Alright then!"
So Li Tian took out the Northern Spiritual Skill and handed it to Li Xunhuan, and sighed: "The Sunflower Treasure Book combines the essence of the world's martial arts, yin and yang are combined into one, and practicing this martial arts can be unique in the world, it's a pity!"
Bang dang.
After hearing this, all the cheats in the hands of Zhu Daneng and the three fell to the ground, I just want to ask the boss, why does your heart hate it so much, and you are still alone in the world, are you stupid for us?
"Little Lizi, in order to stand alone in the world, in my opinion, you have cultivated this martial arts cheat!" Then Zhu Daneng and Chu Liuxiang patted Li Xunhuan's shoulder with their right hands and said, "The essence of the world's martial arts is in the Sunflower Treasure Book, which is absolutely worth it!"
"Are you my brother Li Xunhuan? Even you wish I would become a woman?" Li Xunhuan took the sunflower book in his hand and glared at them fiercely, these two bastard guys, Lao Tzu handed you over for nothing.
"Isn't it good to become a woman?" Zhu Daneng continued to pat Li Xunhuan's shoulder, revealing a look of me thinking about you: "You see that there is a lack of a woman among the four of our brothers, yin and yang are not in harmony, if you become a woman, then it should be more popular, I Zhu Daneng promises, as long as you are willing, I will immediately use the eight sedan chairs to marry you home!"
"Gross!"
After hearing this, Li Tian and Chu Liuxiang retched, and then saw Chu Liuxiang step forward and pat Zhu Daneng's shoulder with his hand, and said, "Da Neng, it turns out that you are so righteous and angry, I Chu Liuxiang have not made friends in this life!"
After finishing speaking, Chu Liuxiang's eyes fell on Li Xunhuan's body again, and continued: "Little Lizi, since the obscene pig is so infatuated with you, in my opinion, you can cultivate, even if you are a woman, it is better than being a single dog!"
"You fucking dam, why don't you go to cultivate!" Li Xunhuan was depressed in his heart, how could I hand over these two bastards, I couldn't even think about letting Lao Tzu become a woman.
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"Okay, now that the peerless cheats are in your hands, I can also retire!" Li Tian made the demeanor of a generation of grandmasters, waved his sleeves, and walked away, leaving only three people who ate melons.
"Boss, I'm going to break up with you!"
"Boss, you can't be so tricky!"
"Boss, speaking of which, we are all brothers, how can you bear to use a two-and-a-half book and collect 100,000 yuan from us?"
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Class B, Department of Finance.
"Sneeze ......"
Not long after Li Tian came to the class and sat down, he sneezed several times in a row, so he said depressedly: "Nima, who is scolding me behind my back in broad daylight, don't let Lao Tzu catch me, otherwise Lao Tzu will have to dig your ancestral grave!"
"Li Tian, what are you talking about?" Ye Shuang, the squad leader next to him, asked curiously.
"Didn't say anything!" Li Tian glanced at Ye Shuang and continued: "By the way, how did you do in the exam yesterday?"
"Don't mention it, as soon as I mention it, I'll come to the fire, let's do the test paper spelled out in seven Chinese dialects, do you say you can do it well?" Ye Shuang's beautiful eyes stared at Li Tian, with a look of complaint, and then said curiously: "It was you yesterday, why did you finish it so quickly, did you do it right?"
"Young Master Ben is out of the horse, there must be no mistakes, full marks in all subjects!" Li Tian puffed out his chest and said with a bang, which immediately attracted the disdainful eyes of the whole class.
"There's no mistake, why don't you brag about Niu B a little bigger!"
"The test paper of the seven languages, dare to say that there is no wrong question, you are so powerful, why don't you go to heaven!"
"Niu B blows a little more and swells, it's really going to heaven!"
"You don't know yet, don't you want to file taxes these years to brag about B!"
"It's, it's ......"
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Many students were sarcastic, and even Ye Shuang gave Li Tian a fierce disdain, can this guy go to the draft first, and then brag about B?
"Hey, there are business opportunities everywhere!" However, Li Tian sighed, with a light smile on his face, Ye Shuang couldn't figure out the situation, so he asked, "What business opportunities?"
"Someone wants to send me money, do you think it's a big business opportunity?" Li Tian showed a mysterious smile, which made Ye Shuang quite depressed, someone wants to send him money? This guy doesn't have a fever, right?
Thinking of this, Ye Shuang subconsciously touched Li Tian's forehead with his hand to see if he had a fever.
"Beauty, what are you doing, don't you know that male and female uncles and aunts don't kiss?" Li Tian glanced at Ye Shuang, revealing that I am a good boy, don't do anything.
"Uncle and aunt are not close?" Ye Shuang withdrew his right hand and glanced at Li Tian, this guy can use sentences incorrectly, and dare to think of a full score in all subjects? If you can get a full score in all subjects, I will cut off my head and kick it for you.
Li Tian shrugged his shoulders and didn't care, and then smiled mysteriously at Ye Shuang: "Does the squad leader want to get rich?"
"Fortune?" Ye Shuang's beautiful eyes showed a strange look, and he couldn't figure out the situation at all, this guy seemed to be really sick, and he was not lightly ill.
"En!" Li Tian nodded, Ye Shuang became even more curious, so he asked, "How to get rich?"
"You just need to collect the money from Young Master Ben, and give the rest to Young Master Ben!"
After that, I saw Li Tian stand up, pick up the bench under the fart and put it on the desk, and then stood up, and said: "A group of incompetent guys, they think that they have handed in a blank paper, and they think that Young Master Ben is also a white paper, I solemnly tell you, Lao Tzu has a full score in all subjects!"
"You can get a full score, I'm the president of Imperial Capital University!" One student gave Nie Tian a fierce disdain.
"That's it, in my opinion, it's almost the same as you handed in the white roll, no wonder there are so many cows in the sky today, it turns out that you blew them up!"
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"Hooked!" Li Tian glanced at the crowd, revealing a high-minded attitude, and continued: "Since you think I am handing in a blank slate, do you dare to gamble?"
"Bet on what?" one student asked.
"Of course it's gambling money, the minimum is 10,000 yuan, there is no cap, do you dare? If you don't dare, shut up Lao Tzu!" Li Tian said loudly.
"Bet on whom, who's afraid of whom?"
"Okay, what I'm waiting for is your words!" Li Tian showed a smile that the conspiracy had succeeded, the students of Imperial Capital University were either rich or expensive, and they didn't have more than 30,000 yuan in cash.
Then Li Tian jumped off the desk, took off the bench, and said, "If you are willing to gamble, come over!"
When the words fell, almost all the students in the class, except for Ye Shuang, rushed towards Li Tian's side, and all of a sudden, the entire classroom turned into a casino.
Immediately, I saw Li Tian continue: "Those who bet that I will get a full score in all subjects will put all the money on the right, and those who bet that I can't get a full score in the whole subject will put all the money on the left!"
In an instant, in addition to the money, there was still money on the entire desktop, and stacks of red tickets were piled up there, which was simply dazzling, with more than one million dollars, but all of this money was placed on the left, which means that no one bet on Li Tian's full score in the whole subject.
"Make up your mind and leave your hand, make up your mind to leave your hand!" Li Tian shouted while looking at the ticket of the safflower flower, his eyes were shining, Nima, it is so easy to make money.
At this time, Zhu Daneng, Li Xunhuan, and Chu Liuxiang came to the classroom with a look of bitterness, and when they saw that the entire classroom was in a mess, and there were mountains of red tickets on Li Tian's desk, they were dumbfounded.
"Are we in the wrong place? Is this a classroom? Are you sure it's not a casino?" Zhu Daneng subconsciously raised his eyes, and when he saw the words of senior class B on the door, he became even more stunned: "Yes, this is right? How did this turn into a casino?"
"Lewd pig, do you want to tell Teacher Xia Wei?" Chu Liuxiang asked weakly, when Teacher Xia Wei saw this scene, would she vomit blood angrily?
"You are stupid, we were just cheated of 100,000 yuan by the boss this morning, don't you want to get it back?" Zhu Daneng glared at Chu Liuxiang and continued: "The money is on the boss's table, and it is obvious that the boss is the dealer!"
"The boss is better than a monkey, do you think we can still take advantage?" Chu Liuxiang expressed his disbelief, otherwise he would not have been cheated by the boss for 100,000 yuan early in the morning.