Four hundred and seventeen, I kill melons

Gua Erlang said: "In the virtual state Zhenxiang Garden. ”

The Great Protector gave Gua Erlang a look and said, "I don't know what the Lord is looking for our master?" Chen Lu saw that this guy was better at doing things than Gua Erlang, and briefly explained the story.

Gua Erlang said: "Then you have found the right person." "Shut up at this point.

Chen Lu heard that there was something to say here, and said: "You melon baby, you should say that you suffered this sin." ”

Gua Erlang said: "Of course I deserve it, who made me lose my nature when I saw red melon juice?"

Chen Lu said: "This is not the main reason, the main reason is that you are dishonest. ”

Gua Erlang said: "Your Excellency is bad, people say that I Gua Erlang is the most honest." ”

Chen Lu said: "You melon baby, do you know what honesty is? My old man will teach you a lesson, you know everything, you say everything, have you done it?"

Gua Erlang shook his head vigorously, and at this time, someone came over, put Gua Erlang down, and said, "King, there are still three days to complete this catastrophe." ”

Chen Lu laughed and said: "If you are dishonest, you can't finish this disaster in thirty days or thirty years." ”

Gua Erlang hurriedly said, "I'm honest, what did you ask just now?"

The Dharma Protector said, "Your Excellency asks you, what is the right person?"

Gua Erlang said: "Get up, use your mouth! What the lord said is reasonable, I know everything, I will tell you." "I told the story of the princess.

At the beginning, Wang Po sold melons, she was young and beautiful, good at management, and knew how to market strategies, and soon her melons were in short supply. In this way, their melon country swells, and the quality is discounted. After a few years, no matter how much Mrs. Wang boasted, she could no longer sell a melon.

At this time, some people came to buy a car every day, so that Guaguo could barely make ends meet, so that some executives did not run away. Day after day, it is always these people who come to buy, which arouses the great attention of Wang Po. simply sent someone to follow him, and the person who followed him reported: It was Taishan who bought it back.

Wang Po is very moved, those who know my Wang Po, those who know my melons, Taishan country. She was originally a big girl in the boudoir, dressed up as an old lady, and followed these melon-buying cars to Mount Tai.

When these people arrived on the mountain, a tall, dark-faced descendant came out. This person Wang Po has an impression and has seen it.

This person picked up the melon and shook it, Wang Po's little heart was pounding excitedly, what she wanted to hear most now was praise, even if it was just a word. But to her surprise, heartbreak, and inability to help herself, a scene appeared in front of her.

Hou Sheng picked up the melon in his hand, threw it at the eagle stream, and said loudly: "Hey your melons." ”

Several melon buyers poured a cart full of melons into the Eagle Stream. There was a sound of birds and beasts running, and the eagle became lively in a moment. The men pushed the cart away.

The latter shouted at the eagle stream: "It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant." ”

Wang Po was furious, ripped off her disguise, brandished a melon-killing knife and rushed forward, shouting, "Since it's really fragrant, why do you want to spoil it?"

Hou Sheng was taken aback and said, "It turned out to be a Zhenxiang girl, who dared to be in Xiashi." ”

Wang Po shouted: "Who is the Zhenxiang girl, look at the knife." "A few slashes were made one after another, and Shi Dangdang easily dodged them.

Wang Po became more and more angry, and the sharp moves one after another, Shi Dangdang lost his temper, and popped out a stone and knocked out her melon-killing knife.

The princess sat on the ground and began to weep.

Shi Dang was at a loss and said, "Miss Zhenxiang." ”

"Phew, I'm not Miss Sadamata. ”

Shi Dangdang said: "I don't know what your name is, I see that you have been shouting two words when you sell melons, it is really fragrant, I will call you this name." We'll buy your melons all the time. ”

Wang Po was still angry, and said, "Why did they all fall into the eagle stream after buying it?"

Shi Dangdang said: "At first, everyone didn't eat enough, and then they stopped eating. ”

"Why?"

"I can't eat it anymore because ......"

Wang Po is a melon seller, unlike this melon Erlang, she doesn't melon, of course she understands what it means, she slumped on the ground and said, "Needless to say, quantity is not quality." ”

Shi Dangdang said: "By the way, the quantity and quality are gone in the end. ”

Wang Po stood up suddenly, and gave Shi Dangdang a solemn blessing, saying, "Brother Shi, look at the little girl's future." ”

Chen Lu looked at what Gua Erlang said, and when he heard this, he said: "Stop, you can stop, my old man guessed that your mother-in-law must have learned from the pain, survived with a broken arm, abandoned the old and sought the new, developed new products, and the company rejuvenated, went public through the backdoor, and became popular all over the world." ”

Gua Erlang said: "Lord Zun is really smart. ”

Chen Lu said proudly: "Not only this, but even I know about the back, and the two of them are starting to drag, aren't they?"

"Exactly, it's incredibly smart. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, what a terrible thing, if my old man's hair falls out, it will shatter your melon brain. Everyone knows that this is a routine, so why didn't they get married?"

Gua Erlang said: "It's not because the social status of our master is too low. ”

Chen Lu sighed and said: "Pay attention to the right person, how many lovers in the world have been harmed!" Thinking of the "Wang Zhenxiang" that Shi Dangdang said at the beginning, I hope there will be such a relationship in the future. You must invite the princess. Chen Lu is about to leave.

Gua Erlang said: "Honorable Master, look at the little one's suffering this time, let's help." ”

Chen Lu said, "Okay, how can I help you?"

Gua Erlang said: "Tang hates meat, of course he is not talking about the honorable master. We all inquired, and there is indeed this meat. ”

"Okay. Chen Lu couldn't help laughing, what a special, thief's heart is not dead, and said: "You monarchs and ministers all sit down, take out your treasure of the town garden, and kill the melon knife." A large melon is placed in front of each person's table. "Everybody did what they were told.

Chen Lu continued, "Now you kill melons together, shout together, I kill melons, shout twenty times, and Tang monk meat will come." Remember, you must shout together, if you don't shout, don't blame me if he doesn't come. Begin. ”

As he spoke, he walked out, and heard a very neat voice of "I kill melons" behind him, which shook the mountains. He smiled knowingly, "It's a melon." With a whistle, he rode up on a big green horse and stopped in front of a large manor surrounded by the sea on three sides.

It is the benefit of spring of the year, the scenery is beautiful, needless to say. Chen Lu is in a good mood, Mrs. Wang is just a melon seller, and it is rare to have such a manor.

Chen Lu let go of the big green horse and saw several beautiful children in gorgeous clothes standing on both sides of the gate, they all had a common feature, blond hair and blue eyes, and a hooked nose.

Chen Lu stepped forward and said, "Please report, the deceased is visiting." ”

A boy waved his arms and disappeared. Chen Lu saw that under the dripping eaves of the house for the first time, someone was looking outside. After a while, the boy returned: "Guests, please come in." "After speaking, lead the way in front.

Chen Lu walked into the hall, the hall was furnished, elegant, and distinctive, the calligraphy and paintings on the wall were made of feathers, and the color matching was extremely chic.

Chen Lu nodded in admiration.