Chapter 138: Confusing
() When he was curious, he saw the big man come to the table and lift the black cloth with his hand.
"Ah, isn't this the head just now, how can it be here?" There were sharp-eyed people in the crowd who had already recognized it, and their mouths opened in shock, and their jaws almost dropped.
Just when everyone was surprised, they saw the big man take a step forward, take the head on the table in his hand, and then raise it high and put it on his neck.
Strange to say, the head had just been straightened, but suddenly opened his eyes, looked at everyone, and said with a smile: "Great, wonderful, I'm alive again." "Back to the original, the voice and smile are the same as before.
The big man showed his hand, and immediately surprised everyone present, who was stunned by the scene in front of him. I was stunned for a long time before I reacted, so I clapped my hands and shouted, and the voices were boiling, and bursts of applause broke out at the scene, which was deafening and thunderous.
The big man's face was very proud, and he waved his hand to everyone again and again, and said: "Give the position, I am ugly below, thanks to everyone's face, this performance is finally a success." It's just that 'people are iron, rice is steel', and it's not easy for us to sell art, and no matter how good the trick is, we can't eat it as food. For the sake of my hard work, I may give me some more money for food, so that I can fill my stomach and have the strength to pass on this craft. β
The big man spoke in such a funny way that everyone laughed. As soon as the words fell, he grabbed it into the air, and there was already an extra plate in his hand, and he held it firmly with both hands, and walked towards everyone.
Seeing that he was clever, everyone cheered in unison and nodded again and again. They took out some copper plates from their bodies and threw them into their plates. Listen to "dang, dang, dang." From time to time, copper plates fell from the plate, as if it was raining, and it was thumping.
The big man is also an old man who has traveled south and north, and he has a lot of experience, in addition to thanking him from time to time, he also nodded and bowed again and again, very respectful.
In a blink of an eye, he came to Qiao Zhengyu, Lingque'er took a tael of silver from his arms, and said to Dahan: "The seniors' skills are amazing, which makes me feast my eyes, this is a little meaning, and please smile at the seniors." β
Dahan smiled: "Don't dare, thanks to the girl's love, so I'm welcome." β
stretched out the plate and was about to pick it up, when he suddenly heard someone next to him shouting: "Wait, I think there must be something strange about this matter." Entertainer, don't be too happy too early, let's go to the yamen with me first. β
I saw a person rushing out of the crowd, walking like a fly, and quickly walked in front of the big man.
The big man hesitated slightly, and when he saw that the man was dressed as a servant, he hurriedly smiled and said: "This official, don't joke with me, I'm just an entertainer, but I can't stand such a pastime from the official." If the official wants to collect some official taxes or something, I will pay them together, so don't be so troublesome, go to the yamen. β
The official glanced at him and sneered: "Good boy, I can't see that it's really an old man, and no rules can stop you." However, this tax still has to be paid, but today it is not a matter of course, but something else. Don't pretend to be confused here, it's better for you to come with me, lest I do it myself. β
When the big man heard this, he was stunned for a while, then hugged his fists and asked: "This official, I don't understand this, I thought about it for a long time just now, I really don't know what crime I committed, please tell me the truth." "An innocent face.
The official glanced at him and smiled again: "Yo, you really don't care."
I am not so easy to fool, I advise you to be honest with me, but don't blame me for catching you then. β
He jerked out the long knife at his waist and pointed it at the big man.
"What's the matter, having committed such a great crime, causing the people to panic, do you still expect to escape? Do you want me to do it, or do you want to go with me obediently, and you can do it yourself. "lest he flee.
The big man's face suddenly panicked, and he said, "This γγγγγγ After thinking for a moment, he ran away. It's just that as soon as he ran out, he was stopped by the official, and he didn't answer, and with a single sword, he slashed over.
Although the big man is tall, his skills are average. Seeing the long knife cut, he was stunned for a while, and he didn't have time to dodge. In a panic, he hurriedly rolled on the spot.
It's just this roll, something strange happened, the big man's robe was suddenly torn in two, and two people rushed out of it, each rolling aside, with a panicked face, extremely embarrassed.
"Ah!" everyone could see it clearly, and they were all taken aback, and they all froze and did not move.
Seeing that their tricks were exposed, the two of them no longer ran, but "pounced" and knelt down in front of the official. I only listened to the prostrations and begging for mercy: "This official, we are just trying to eat with a mouthful of food, and I beg you to spare a lot of our brothers." β
The two of them had the same expression, the same voice, and even the face was exactly the same.
The official had never seen such a thing, and he was also stunned in public, looked at the half of the robe on the ground, and then looked at the two brothers, and was dumbfounded.
"You guys, this is γγγγγγ "Wuzi was in the dark, and he didn't know what to say.
The two of them said in unison: "Official, we are the person just now, that person is us, we are the same person, and this is why we have the person just now." As if in the clouds, the official shook his head again and again, at a loss.
At this moment, I saw the sparrow suddenly jump up and exclaim, "I see, all this is just a blindfold." These two were originally twin brothers, not only did they look the same, but they were also good at stacking Arhats.
"They were stacked on top of each other and then covered with robes, so that in front of us was a tall man. In addition, the two of them cooperate tacitly and perform realistically, so it is difficult for ordinary people to distinguish two people from their appearance.
"As for the head, of course, it was just a prop, and in order to show it realistically, they made two identical heads. One is put on his head, the other is placed on the table, and when the head is cut off, the other one is taken out, and the purpose is to increase the curiosity of the audience, I wonder if I am right?"
When the two of them heard this, they nodded again and again, and said in unison: "Well, this girl Bingxue is smart, and she is not bad at all." For the sake of realism, maybe we did a little too much just now, so we frightened everyone. If it hinders the official master in this way, please also ask the official's subordinates to be merciful and give us a chance to change. β
After this explanation, the official suddenly understood, and said coldly: "It's easy to say anything, but if you commit such a heinous crime, even if I want to let you go, God will never will." I advise you to tie up your hands and go back to the yamen with me. β
When the two of them heard this, they felt that they had been wronged endlessly, and they kowtowed and begged for mercy, and even kowtowed on their foreheads
There was blood, and there was blood all over the face.
"This official brother is actually not that serious. Yes, their performance was so real that it caused panic among the crowd, causing the scene to get out of control for a while, and almost a trampling accident.
However, fortunately, they responded in time to avoid the tragedy, which can be regarded as making up for the fault. After all, they don't want to do this, it's just a momentary carelessness, and since it's okay now, it's better to give them a chance to change. Qiao Zhengyu flashed next to him and said.
When the official heard this, his face turned sideways, and he said, "What do you know, if they were just because of this, I would really let them go." But this matter is a matter of great human life, how can I let them go easily, this is absolutely impossible. He took the rope from behind him and walked over to the two men.
In front of everyone, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, the two were tied up. Then, he pushed the two of them towards the crowd.
The two were tied up for no reason, and their faces were suddenly full of grievances, the left sentence was "wronged", the right sentence was "wronged", every sentence was sincere, and the voice burst into tears, and everyone sighed and shook their heads.
"Wait! I don't know anything. Qiao Zhengyu stopped in front of the official again.
"This official, you said that they committed a heinous crime, but it has nothing to do with what happened just now. Forgive me for being ignorant, please give me a clear indication of what kind of crime the two of them have committed. β
The official was also a little impatient, and said, "I said what is the matter with you, is it related to me? Believe it or not, I have taken it with you now, and I have sued you for the crime of obstructing official business." Go away, go away, and don't get in my way. He waved his hands again and again, looking domineering.
When Qiao Zhengyu saw it, he was angry, and simply stood there without moving. The official didn't know what to do, so he stretched out his hand to push him, but as soon as he got on it, it was like two magnets leaning together, and one hand was sucked tightly.
"Ouch, youγγγγγγ Still not letting go?" the official saw that his knowledge was not good, and he tried hard to pull his hand back, but the tighter and tighter he pulled, his whole arm was sore, and he had already lost consciousness.
"What's the matter, do you want to say it or not?" Qiao Zhengyu stared at him and said coldly.
The official is also stubborn, he just doesn't say it, and he still says from time to time: "Good boyγγγγγγ You...... You have a kind of γγγγγγ Oopsγγγγγγ As bursts of pain came from his hand, he couldn't help frowning and fell into pain.
After enduring it for a while, he finally admitted defeat and nodded, "Okayγγγγγγ Okay, I'm γγγγγγ I said yesγγγγγγ β
Qiao Zhengyu had no intention of harming him, and after hearing this, he collected his internal strength. Suddenly, the two of them took a step back, and the official's hand was free.
"Alright, you're alright. But you have to remember that you have to be mindful in the future, and not everyone can move around. Qiao Zhengyu intended to teach him a lesson, and said in a serious manner.
The official had seen his awesomeness, and nodded again and again: "Well, the hero taught right, the hero taught right." I remembered, even if I was given a thousand guts in the future, I wouldn't dare to mess around again, the pain was really uncomfortable. β
became submissive, rubbing the arm just now from time to time.
After a while, he saw that he took a picture scroll from his arms and slowly opened it in front of Qiao Zhengyu.