Chapter 265: Immortal Couple
(Cat flutter Chinese)
"In this way, the whole world should respect China!" the president shocked. Watermark Ad Test: Watermark Ad Test
"Maybe it's fair to say that, if there is no Huaxia, maybe the entire earth will cease to exist, and if the earth is gone, it means that we will all die!"
"Pass my order, let all the border troops evacuate, and do not have any disrespect to Huaxia, and also, give me a spare plane, I ask to see the head of Huaxia!"
"Asking to see you?" the major officials said they were puzzled.
"Yes, it is to ask for a meeting, a country with a long history of China, we should be ministers, ministers see the king, naturally ask to see, okay, go and arrange it!"
"Yes!" An official nodded, no way, who let Huaxia save the world. Not only this country, but also hundreds of other countries around the world, all have the same idea as the president of this country, and have prepared special planes to fly to China, and now that China has saved the earth, who does not bow down?
...... Imperial Capital University. After Li Tian landed from the void, he saw Zhu Daneng pout, knelt on the ground on his knees, hugged Li Tian's thighs, and exploded wildly: "Boss, you are wise and powerful, you are the savior who saves the world, and you are even more handsome and chic, graceful, detached from the gods, mighty, gods block and kill gods, immortals block and punish immortals, and the model of the world's people ...... "What's the situation, why did this bastard come to this set again?"
More importantly, this one seems to have been used many times, right? I wonder if you have a new way to do it, bastard?
Also, you suddenly hugged Lao Tzu's thighs again, what do you mean? Li Tian's face was black, and he glared at Zhu Daneng and said: "If you have something to say, say it quickly, if you have a fart, and besides, if you hug Lao Tzu's thigh in the future, I can't spare you!"
"The boss is the boss, and he's really a cheerful person, and I don't hide my lewd pig, so it's too childish, my lewd pig has decided, and I have something to say!"
Then, Li Tian snorted coldly: "If you don't say it, if you don't say it, you won't listen to Lao Tzu, and let go quickly, Lao Tzu doesn't have this hobby, Lao Tzu doesn't have a base!"
"Boss, I want to learn to descend the dragon eighteen palms, and I want to learn from the heaven and earth you just now, if you don't teach me, I won't let go of holding your thighs!"
"And me!"
"And me!"
"......" puff, puff... Wu Xie, Chu Liuxiang, and Li Xunhuan also knelt on the ground one after another, hugging Li Tian's other thigh, Nima, the boss is so powerful, he can punish immortals, at least teach us a somersault cloud.
Wow Ka Ka... is developed, and with such a thigh to hold, it will be difficult to think about not being developed in the future.
"Boss, you see that my bones are amazing, I was born to be an immortal, if you don't teach me the immortal method, you have wasted my anti-heaven talent!"
"And me, at first glance, I am not an ordinary person, and I will definitely be in the immortal class in the future!"
"My health is not bad, the boss missed us, and I can no longer find such a good man who defy the sky, after this village, there is no such shop!"
“......”
"Wow, you're so good?"
"Of course!"
"Why didn't I see it!" Li Tian rolled his eyes, glanced at Zhu Daneng and the others, and continued: "You four hurry up and give up Lao Tzu, and also, if you want to become an immortal, you have to suffer nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine tribulation heavenly thunders, and practice for nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine years, do you have such a long lifespan?" Li Tian said nonsense, and Zhu Daneng and the others expressed their disbelief.
Boss, you can't fool people like this, what nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine years, how old are you?
If you're in your twenties, why are you becoming an immortal and a saint? No matter how bad we are at math, we can still do the math.
Besides, we studied finance, and we are very talented in mathematics, okay, do you think we are stupid?
Thinking of this, Zhu Daneng and the four of them hugged Li Tian's thighs tighter, Nima, the immortals' thighs don't hug, who are they hugging?
"You four bastards don't let go?" Li Tian was really angry, however, Zhu Daneng and the four of them didn't listen at all, and at the same time showed that if you don't teach us the immortal method, we won't let go if we die.
"Don't let go, right, believe it or not, Lao Tzu asked the four of you to report to the sky?"
"Really, it's Tengyun, or somersault cloud!"
"You guys think about it too much, Lao Tzu is going to kick you up!" Li Tian glared at the four of them, and they all said that it would take nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine years to cultivate immortals, why didn't these four people believe it?
Grunt...... Hearing this, Zhu Daneng and the four of them swallowed their saliva separately, and then saw Wu Xie said: "Boss, you don't have to be so ruthless, how can you say that we are all old friends for decades!"
"Don't mention to Lao Tzu that old friends are not old friends, Lao Tzu doesn't have you brothers, and besides, Lao Tzu gives you three breath time, and if you don't let go, even if the heavens don't accept you, the underworld will accept you!"
"Boss, think about it again!"
"One breath!"
"Boss, are you really so ruthless?"
"Two breaths!"
"Okay, boss, you win!" Zhu Daneng and the four of them let go of their hands one after another, they didn't think that their bones were harder than those immortals, in case Li Tian really kicked them into the sky, it would be a yard to force them, besides, since they had just seen Li Tian's methods, how could they still be a little jealous of Li Tian in their hearts.
"Husband!" At this moment, a kind voice came, Li Tian knew that it was from Ling Moxi's mouth without looking at it, and then, Li Tian said lightly: "Don't call me husband, my relationship with you is over, and don't disturb my life from now on!"
"Didn't you do anything to save me just now?"
"That's just that I think you are a weak woman, and you are still from the earth, let alone you, even if it is someone else, I will save you, please don't fantasize about anything!" After that, Li Tian came to Xia Wei, took Xia Wei's right hand, and said lightly: "Wife, let's go!"
"Where are you going, to the sky?" Xia Wei spit out a voice for the first time, which made Li Tian stunned for a moment, and said, "It's not to the sky, it's to the underworld!"
"Li Tian, I'll go too!"
"And me!" Ling Moxi and Murong Xuan spoke at the same time, making Li Tian's face dark, when did the underworld become so popular, didn't it mean that it was a forbidden place for everyone?
Immediately, Li Tian frowned and said: "Difu, do you really want to go? There are a lot of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods there, if you don't get entangled by powerful ghosts, your delicate flowers will wither!"
"With you, we are not afraid!"
"You're not afraid, Lao Tzu is still afraid!" Li Tian rolled his eyes, took Xia Wei's Qianqianyu hand and said, "Wife, let's go!" After that, Li Tian took Xia Wei into the air, I don't know how many people have aroused the envy of them, they stared into the void, watching the two people wander in the void, they are a pair of fairy couples.
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