Text Chapter 5: A handsome word throughout
However, no matter how powerful the momentum is, he has to bow down in front of Eminem's 100% ear-pulling magic skill.
"Why don't you tear your house apart?"
Looking at the backyard like a dog gnawing, Ya's momentum instantly overwhelmed Mu Sen's momentum. It was common for Mu Sen to have a fight with Shi Po, so she didn't care about it at first. However, the continuous crackling that followed gave her a very bad premonition. Sure enough, these two rabbit cubs were not fighting at all, but demolishing the house.
If Mu Sen knew what Eminem thought, he would definitely shout that he was wronged, he obviously had a lot of intentions to make a breakthrough, and demolition was just his sideline.
"Eminem, this was definitely an accident, I accidentally didn't keep my hand. ”
Remember a sentence, in life, when you should be cowardly, you must coax.
"Really?"
For her son's words, Ya chose to be skeptical.
"Absolutely. And I've broken through the wood-burning knife technique. ”
When you are extremely awkward on one topic, be sure to move on to another topic in time.
"Really, that's great!"
Sacrificing this big killing weapon, Ya really turned his anger into joy. 'I actually broke through to the wood-burning knife technique, and my son is really a genius. In this mentality, Ya has long forgotten the fact that the backyard is in shambles. Everything she sees now is full of tenderness, even the big pit on the ground feels full of creativity.
"Tired of fighting, don't you? Hurry up and rest, and I'll make you something to eat when you get back." ”
"Eminem, we're not tired. We want to get out and about. ”
"Go, go, come back early, and make you something to eat. ”
Mu Sen just wants to write an embarrassment with a capital letter now, Eminem, are you really okay like this? We've just had a good meal, but if you make my favorite bacon, I'll turn my embarrassment into an appetite and eat three bowls in a row.
"I'll make you your favorite bacon, and Little Rock's favorite roast pheasant. ”
Mu Sen just wants to give a thumbs up now, and sure enough, it's his own mother.
With a satisfied smile on their faces, Mu Sen and Shi Po walked out of the backyard shoulder to shoulder. As for the ravines and ravines on the ground, it is not a matter of minutes for Abba, who is a student of earth-based exercises.
Wealth does not return to the hometown, such as brocade clothes at night. The breakthrough is not conspicuous, if there is a fish in the throat.
For the objects that are displayed, Musen has precise positioning. You can't be older than him, you can't be younger than him, and most importantly, you can't be more handsome than him. Because no matter what the problem is, you can't pretend to be a perfect score.
Under the guidance of this kind of thinking logic, Mu Sen quickly determined three pretending targets - Mu Xin, Mu Zhao, and Mu Ning.
Why choose them? It's another sad and bleak story. Mu Sen suddenly felt that he couldn't turn back in life, otherwise it would be a dog.
That day, instead of running in the sunset, he walked leisurely home, humming a little song, when three people popped out of the secluded alley, and they didn't say a word, and their eyes looked at Mu Sen sharply.
As a modern educated five-good teenager, Mu Sen greeted them politely.
"Mu Sen, you should know what we came to you for, right?"
Hearing Mu Xin's serious voice, Mu Sen suddenly had an ominous premonition, they were going to do something.
"I don't know, if you have something to say, why are you so serious. ”
Mu Sen said with a smile on his face, as the saying goes, if you don't hit a smiling person, I don't believe you can still do it!
"I heard that Great Elder Shi Shun is giving you individual guidance?" Mu Ning asked.
Usually Mu Ning's voice is very good, why do you have a chilling feeling today? But the successor of communism is fearless, so Mu Sen nodded with a smile.
"They're not here to find fault with this, are they? God, I'm forced. I hate this kind of behavior of having to tutor after class. Mu Sen's heart was full of sorrow, and he felt that he had to explain this matter to them clearly. "Let me tell you, I was forced, and you have to ask Uncle Mu Kui and Elder Shi Shun about this. ”
"Slap him!"
Asi, it's tolerable or unbearable. Why didn't anyone force us! And went to the chief and the great elder, is this for us to send to death? If you don't kill you bastard today, the little master will follow your surname!
In an instant, fists and feet rose everywhere, and there was a sound of breaking the wind.
"Three to one, do you still want to be disciplined?"
"What I said is true, can there be some trust between people!"
......
Cracking sound...... Poof......
When the four people who were scuffling together stopped, the scene was simply spicy.
"Hong Kong Zhen, I was really forced, what did I lie to you for?"
With two panda eyes, Mu Sen said sincerely, he felt that there must be some misunderstanding in the middle, so he decided to explain it clearly.
"Maji, deceive people too much!
There was another round of violent beating with fists to the flesh and feet to the body.
"Are you still forced?"
"But I'm really forced. ”
The secluded alley resounded with a tooth-souring sound.
It was a sunset that filled the sky, the golden light enveloped the whole land, the deadwood tribe that had been noisy for a day gradually fell into silence, the white smoke rose, the aroma of food spread all over the four fields, and the whole world was peaceful and beautiful, except for this remote alley. Mu Sen's face was blue and purple, his hair was scattered, and his clothes were torn to tatters. But his record is also very brilliant, not only Mu Xin and Mu Zhao were bruised by him, but even Mu Ning, a girl, was punched and blackened. Hehe, believe it or not, they can pick one out of three.
In the end, the four of them finally got tired and sat down on the ground one after another.
"Do you know why we hit you?" After taking three big breaths, Mu Xin felt that he should say something to raise his momentum. Damn, I didn't abuse this bastard in three out of three, it's so sad that I cry.
"Could it be because I'm handsome?" Mu Sen showed a surprised magic, his eyes with dark circles blinked.
Mu Xin looked at Mu Sen's shameless expression, and wanted to rush up and punch him, but the soreness in his body made him give up this plan, this beast!
"The reason for beating you is very simple, it is to look at you unpleasantly!"
I'm so stubborn, this reason is really powerful, I was speechless, looking at Mu Xin saying this sentence with a righteous face, Mu Sen was a little dumbfounded. It's so straightforward to say this shameless thing, and it's a fucking talent.
"You are so talented, but you don't want to make progress. Everyone is cultivating desperately, hoping to protect the tribe and strengthen the human race. Only you're too lazy to be like a boneless beast, it's just rat poop in broth, hum!" Mu Ning's voice was slightly cold, and finally ended with the word 'hum'.
"I haven't remembered why I want to hit you......" Mu Zhao snorted for a long time, holding back this sentence.
Looking at everyone's eyes, Mu Zhao was also helpless. At the beginning, everyone really didn't plan to fight Musen, but now this is an accident. You've run out of reasons, what should I say?
Mu Sen now just wants to say one sentence in his heart: "Kneel uncle!"
Later, the scene was very embarrassing for a while.
In the end, Mu Sen cautiously tested: "If there is nothing to do, I will go first." ”
Then, Mu Sen limped away.
As the saying goes, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and a villain takes revenge from morning to night. went home and rested for a night, and the next day, Mu Sen, who was alive again, decided to talk about life and ideals with Mu Xin. What do you talk about? With fists, of course. In order to kill with one hit, Mu Sen traveled around all the alleys and corners of the tribe, carefully surveying the terrain. The sky lived up to his wishes, Mu Sen intercepted the lone Mu Xin in the morning, and intercepted the lone Mu Zhao at noon. It was a miserable night, when Mu Ning was just intercepted, Mu Xin and Mu Zhao suddenly rushed up from behind, so Mu Sen was forced to pick three again, and the result was a tragedy, and both sides lost again.
As a result, for a long time afterward, Mu Sen and Mu Xin were engaged in guerrilla and anti-guerrilla warfare. But these are all in the past, Mu Sen just wants to pretend to be in front of them now, so that they can understand what the power of handsome is. He wants the three of them to understand that some people can rely on the word 'handsome' throughout.