Chapter 11: I feel more and more like a thief ship
In the early morning, the birds chirped, and the guy in the air who didn't open his eyes pulled a piece of bird droppings, and Xiao Shaoze, who was asleep, was in his mouth. An indescribable taste spread from his mouth, and Xiao Shaoze's brows furrowed tightly and he woke up suddenly.
There was a bang, the water in the tank splashed, and Xiao Shaoze's body tightened and he fell asleep in the water tank. The whole body was cold, and his lips were purple from the cold.
"The dead drunkard must be you, trying to harm me!. Xiao Shao cursed and jumped out of the water tank, took off his cloth shoes with an angry face, and wanted to settle accounts with the drunkard master, but the top of the mountain was quiet, where was there a donkey and a master. "Count you as fast as you run"
Indignantly, he put on cloth shoes, stretched his waist, picked up the "Basic Breathing Method" and turned a few pages at random, crossed his legs and began to absorb the aura of heaven and earth at the first ray of sunlight in the morning.
I only feel that today's body is like a hungry wolf greedily absorbing this innate purple qi, and today's absorption speed is much faster than usual, and it still can't keep up with the absorption of the body and even the purple mansion. "What the hell is going on?"
Xiao Shaoze frowned slightly, then gritted his teeth and said: Since you want to suck, Lao Tzu will fulfill you, anyway, your body is your own fat and water does not flow into the fields of outsiders. As he spoke, he doubled the speed of running the breathing method, and only then could he barely keep up with the body's absorption.
The master said that there are three weeks a day, and today Xiao Shao is indeed doing five weeks, not only that, but the speed of five weeks is faster than the usual three weeks. Slowly open and close your eyes, your body is relaxed, your ears and eyes are clear, and you feel that you can't finish your strength.
Looking at the two water tanks in front of him, Xiao Shao came to the big tank full of water, clenched the cylinder wall with both hands, and suddenly exerted force, and actually lifted the water tank to see that the tank body was tilted, and the water in the tank was down, and Xiao Shao was a soup chicken.
Xiao Shao was not angry but happy, put down the water tank, and looked at his hands incredibly, his skin was as white as jade, but he had such explosive power, the water tank was hundreds of pounds, and he could lift it so easily. It seems that the old man didn't lie to himself, how long has it been, he has actually entered the country, and he has entered the ranks of martial artists, and I am afraid that he will have to go up to the next level in terms of strength alone, which is equivalent to that of a martial artist.
Martial artists need to cultivate for several years, and it is amazing that they have reached it overnight. Thinking of this, Xiao Shaoze was a little excited, picked up the flat shoulder and went up to carry water, after all, this kind of cultivation really saw results.
Above the clouds of the Sea Blue Mountains, a brown donkey kept chewing in its mouth, and in the blink of an eye, only the peach pit remained.
Chang Wangtian squinted his eyes and looked out of the mountain, where hundreds of people and horses were searching on the periphery of the Hailan Mountain Range, so it was already the tenth day, these people were the three warriors of the Tongzhou City Lord's Mansion, the Shang family, and the Zhang family.
"I really have the perseverance to search for so long and still not give up. It's not bad to be a sparring partner for a cheap apprentice. Chang Wangtian stroked his beard and smiled lightly.
The donkey grinned when he heard this, his mouth was forceful, and with a bang, he squirted out the peach pit, and shot straight to the search crowd hundreds of miles away, but he didn't know that the unlucky guy was hit by the peach pit and died in the head, causing a commotion around, and many masters began to scatter to find the murderer. As a result, he found nothing, but he pulled out a peach pit from the corpse's head, and looked in the direction of the shot with a surprised face, where there was nothing but blue sky and white clouds.
As everyone knows, the real murderer is grinning with a donkey's mouth and smirking in the white clouds.
"Naughty. Chang Wangtian patted the donkey's fart, turned his head to look behind him, and happened to see Xiao Shaoze carrying water seriously on his shoulder. couldn't help laughing: This guy is willing to endure hardships, maybe it won't take half a year to deal with these guys.
Next to the wooden house on the top of the mountain, Xiao Shao took a big gulp of a bowl of water, and the mountain road was several miles, and it took him a day to fill the vat with water, and he was tired to death.
"How do you feel?" came the laughter of the drunkard master on the side.
Xiao Shao ignored it, after getting along for a long time, he was accustomed to the old man's elusive methods, picked up the water scoop and bleached the water from the wooden barrel and continued to drink.
The other party ignored himself, and Chang Wangtian said without impatience: I will teach you some new skills today, if you are not interested, forget it.
As he spoke, he opened the flask and took a few sips and looked sideways. A big face was already beside him, looking at him obsessively. The huge eyes were so bright that the old man almost choked.
"What are you doing, if you want to murder Shizun, you can't do it, and I'm scared to death the old man. ”
"Cut, your old body is very tough, I'm afraid you may not die if I die. Xiao Shao said casually, looked at the old man and said, "What new exercises did you learn today?"
"Bring a basin of water. Chang Wangtian smiled mysteriously.
"Cut, pretend to be mysterious. Xiao Shao complained, and put a basin of water from the tank in front of Chang Wangtian. "No, water. ”
Chang Wangtian condensed his breath and said: "Look at it, the old man will only teach it once, will it depend on you." ”
As he spoke, he rubbed his hands together, and his palms violently pressed against the brass basin, and two pillars of fire erupted from his palms, instantly boiling the water in the basin. Then he threw in a copper plate and quickly plunged into the water with one hand. The middle and index fingers easily clamped out the copper plate from the boiling water, and threw it into the water to clip it out, so repeated several times but in the blink of an eye, which can be called a god speed.
Such a method shocked Xiao Shaoze, who was watching from the sidelines, and at the same time said with joy in his heart: I finally taught real kung fu.
"Teach me. ”
Chang Wangtian looked upright when he heard this, touched his white beard and said, "According to the old man's actions just now, you can take a look."
Xiao Shao didn't hesitate, his hands kept rubbing until his hands were a little hot, and he suddenly slapped at the basin.
Bang.. Not to mention, there was really an internal force coming from the body, and the basin that hit it made a slight muffled sound.
"Hey, there's no flame. Xiao Shao muttered to himself, but he didn't give up, his hands rubbed together, followed by another palm. Bang.. There was still no flame.
Bang..
Bang..
Bang..
Xiao Shao kept practicing, and Chang Wangtian covered his face with his hands and said helplessly: Can the apprentice tell the teacher what you are doing?
"Practice spitting fire, didn't the master breathe fire with both hands just now?"
Chang Wangtian heard this, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly: "The teacher didn't teach you fire spells."
"What do you mean?" Xiao Shao wondered.
"I'm asking you to practice holding copper plates with your bare hands. "Chang Wangtian was speechless for his ability to understand the apprentice.
"What!" Xiao Shao was like a dumb tree, recalling the old man's seemingly chic action of clamping the copper plate, and remembering the stealing vein that the storyteller in the city often said, which seemed to be practiced in this way. "You let me learn stealing"
Chang Wangtian shook his head slightly, and said with a look of hatred that iron is not made of steel: This is a bad word, although this kung fu is somewhat similar to stealing from the side door, but there are also merits.
"Don't practice" Xiao Shaoze sat on the ground with his butt and played his tricky nature again, he really didn't expect the old guy to let himself practice the art of stealing.
"Don't practice, let you see the results for the teacher" The white robe was slightly wrapped around his chest, his beard was windless and automatic, and he tapped his toes, and in a blink of an eye, he turned into countless afterimages and walked back and forth around, this speed is indistinguishable to the naked eye, and he has entered a fairyland, and Xiao Shao, who is looking at it, has an open mouth, which is enough to stuff an egg.
It's not that he hasn't seen a master of light skills, and it's the first time he has seen such a handsome light skill.
"How about it, it is also said that this method is the method of stealing, remember that there is no absolute distinction between good and bad in the world, it all depends on the person who uses it, if the heart is good, the magic can also save the people, if the heart is evil, the supreme method of Taoism is also a Shura. ”
Then he raised his palm and held a pair of gray underwear.
"My Panties"