Chapter Ninety-Nine: This Old Man Is Not Human?

"Oh?"

Mr. Zhang and the guests were all interested.

Only Luo Chen sat in the back and laughed vigorously!

"What's so funny?"

Ye Qingyi looked at Luo Chen's inexplicable reaction and was very puzzled.

"You'll find out just by listening!"

Luo Chen held back his laughter and almost laughed out of the pig's cry.

looked at everyone with a curious look.

Zhang Junze nodded with satisfaction.

Then speak:

"Grandpa, I have one more request before reciting the poem!"

"Say!"

"I just have to wait for me to finish reading, and don't let people interrupt me halfway!"

Zhang Junze also kept signaling the old man with his eyes.

If this is interrupted by some people in a hurry, the master's reputation will be ruined.

The old man looked at his eldest son standing beside him and understood!

"Don't worry!

"That's good!"

Zhang Junze rolled up his sleeves and opened his mouth to be a king bomb: "This old man is not a human!"

Wow!

The audience was shocked.

"Good boy!"

Many guests looked at Zhang Junze and pinched a cold sweat for him.

"Rebel!"

Zhang Kaiyang, who was beside Old Man Zhang, was immediately furious, and his infant breath was about to be pressed over in an instant.

Fortunately, he was waved away by Old Man Zhang's hand.

After hearing this, Old Man Zhang's face was still smiling, and he didn't get angry at all.

He still doesn't know what kind of temperament his grandson has?

Zhang Junze saw that his Lao Tzu was stopped by the old man, and he breathed a long sigh of relief.

He raised his eyebrows and looked at his own Lao Tzu with a look of indebtedness.

Luo Chen shook his head behind him, this kid is really underbeaten, if he is his old man, he will definitely not be able to escape today's beating!

Just when the surrounding guests were talking more noisily, Zhang Junze finally spoke:

"The Nine Heavens Immortal Emperor descended to the earth!"

"Tsk!"

The guests let out a long sigh.

Many monks applauded.

They are all vulgar martial artists, and they can't imagine that words can be so charming.

Turning a curse into a boastful word!

"Hahaha!"

Old man Zhang laughed heartily.

Laughter spread like thunder from the sky.

Zhang Kaiyang's face finally softened.

Feeling that his Lao Tzu was in a good mood, he gave Zhang Junze a praising expression.

Add chicken thighs to you at night!

Feeling the affirmation given by his Lao Tzu, Zhang Junze became even more energetic!

Continue to speak: "All sons born are thieves!"

Wow!

Another exclamation.

This kid is really ambitious, and after scolding his grandfather, he scolded Lao Tzu.

But this time, everyone knows that there will definitely be a twist in the words.

Zhang Kaiyang even clasped his hands to his chest, looked at him, and said with that expression:

You can do it yourself, do you want to add chicken legs or iron rods!

Zhang Junze was frightened by his expression, and hurriedly said the second half of the sentence:

"Steal the peach to celebrate your birthday!"

"Good!"

The guests applauded one after another.

This limerick poem is indeed cleverly written.

This old man is not human,

The Nine Heavens Immortal Emperor descended to the earth!

All sons are thieves,

Steal the peach to celebrate your birthday!

First suppressed and then raised, exquisite!

However, this is also thanks to the open-mindedness of Mr. Zhang, otherwise Zhang Junze might have been crippled by his own Lao Tzu in the first sentence of his mouth.

Zhang Junze relied on this poem to occupy the limelight of this birthday banquet.

For a while, I was proud.

I admire Luo Chen's brother-in-law even more.

From now on, my brother-in-law is not only my brother-in-law, but also my idol!

Follow your brother-in-law!

Zhang Ruoxi looked at her cousin with a thoughtful look.

When did this stunned man become so smart? Can he write poetry?

She subconsciously turned her gaze to where Luo Chen was, and saw that the white voice was trying to hold back a smile, and she didn't know what the reason was.

I was still wondering how Luo Chen could find his boudoir, but it turned out that the problem was here.

At this time, Luo Chen's keen six senses felt that someone was staring at him, and as soon as he raised his head, he met Zhang Ruoxi's gaze.

"Humph!"

Zhang Ruoxi snorted softly and looked away.

It was Gao Shengyu who was directly in front of Luo Chen, thinking that Zhang Ruoxi was looking at himself, and he couldn't help but be happy in his heart.

Hahaha, this son is really charming, that Zhang Ruoxi has already secretly promised this son.

Otherwise, they wouldn't have peeked at me over and over again.

On the high platform, Mr. Zhang couldn't know much more about his grandson, and without the guidance of outsiders for poems like this, this bastard can't think of it even if he wants to break his head.

As a result, he looked forward to the painting in Zhang Junze's hand even more!

"Junze, open the painting and take a look!"

"Good!"

When Zhang Junze heard the old man's request, he naturally couldn't ask for it.

When he opened the painting, he also took a special look at Zhang Jingchang's location, and his eyes were full of disdain.

"Please take a look!"

He threw the scroll high, and the 100-foot canvas spread out in the wind.

A rich aroma spreads out.

"What does it smell like?"

The crowd is intoxicated!

I wanted to investigate, but I was quickly distracted.

Because in the next second, thick dark clouds drifted in the sky, followed by a fierce wind.

The dark clouds that covered the sky completely covered the scorching sun, and the sky instantly darkened.

There was lightning shining in the clouds, and thunder in the heavens and the earth!

In the Taishang retirement area, an old man with a goat's beard and white hair stood up solemnly and looked at the floating canvas in the air.

The expression is agitated, and the hair is flying.

He is Wu Taozi, the saint of Cangzhou small paintings!

Don't look at him, he only has Xuandan cultivation, but he is still qualified to sit with a group of Jindan and Dao Realm Taishang.

But at this moment, he muttered to himself: "Out of the painting, this is the real out of the painting!"

The canvas is fully spread out, and a dazzling purple gold light breaks through the painting.

The eyes of everyone present were attracted by this painting, but they could not see the true face of the painting.

Because the light is too bright!

In the third breath, the dazzling light gradually faded, revealing the true face of Lushan in the painting.

It was a majestic figure.

With their backs to the crowd.

Purple robes flutter in the air.

The long gray hair is scattered and insolent.

Holding a sword in his hand, the sword momentum is pervasive, as if it wants to cut the sun and the moon and split the universe!

In front of him were dark clouds and purple thunder like a dragon, filled with lightning and thunder.

It really responded to the poem that Zhang Junze recited earlier: The Nine Heavens Immortal Emperor descended to the earth!

This is the Immortal Emperor!

Nine Heavens Immortal Emperor!

Zhang Junze below froze.

He clearly remembered that his brother-in-law drew the front of the old man, why did it change to the back now?

And when Luo Chen painted, it was completely rendered in ink, why did it change to color at this moment?

There are a lot of question marks in the hearts of children.

The guests on the ground were stunned, but the dark clouds in the sky were still drifting.

"It's ......"

Something even more shocking happened.

The dark clouds in the sky gradually coincided with the painting!

"Whoa!"

A purple thunderbolt fell, overlapping with the thunder in the painting.

The purple light once again blurred everyone's eyes.

A painting can trigger a vision of heaven and earth!

God's work!

This is God's work!

Almost all of us have this one thought left on our minds.

Everyone stared at the scroll, trying to see why.

I want to see the figure clearly.

Just when everyone's expressions were engaged, the man in the painting turned around leisurely!

See that familiar face.

Everyone, including Mr. Zhang, was struck by lightning and was stunned.

How can it be!

It's Mr. Zhang!

And a painting actually came to life!