A canyon abyss in the Eight Heavens, which is very mysterious here, is called the forbidden area of life, because all the creatures that enter it have never come out again, and they don't know life and death.

It was the full moon that night, and the white moonlight sprinkled on the abyss, as if it were turning on a translucent light, and on a large rock in the deepest part of the canyon, an old man surrounded by evil spirits was meditating, his body was thin, and he looked weak.

At this time, a purple dress fell from the sky under the moon, and the figure was like a female ghost with a pale face and a veil of blood, her eyes were like two bloody holes, her head was draped in tattered gray veils, and clouds of black smoke carried a strong corrosive musty smell.

She quietly landed behind the thin old man, bowed respectfully, but the thin old man didn't even raise his eyelids, and asked in a hoarse voice:

"Phantom, what have you found?"

Not surprisingly, the woman's name was Phantom, and when she heard the thin old man ask, she replied: "Divine Emperor Qi, the matter of Ye Xiaoqiang that you asked to investigate is indeed related to that person, but why he stayed in the Nether Realm and changed his name and surname, his subordinates do not know." ”

The thin old man opened his eyes slightly, his eyes were slightly purple, the woman in purple did not dare to look directly, she naturally knew very well in her heart, it was the purple pupil that could only be cultivated by the power of the evil Mahayana, and it was rumored that this purple pupil could see a leaf hundreds of miles away.

But at this time, the thin old man slowly retracted his gaze, turned his back to the phantom and said, "Which one is this Haotian playing?" You continue to pay close attention, and you can send it back as soon as there is news. ”

"Obey the Divine Commandment!" the woman in purple bowed and retreated.

On a heavy day, in a villa on the blue planet, Yu Rouzi was bored scrolling through the circle of friends, and suddenly a message began to swipe the screen, and her friend Pete also sent a video, in short, it was all about a Tai Chi master, she said to Ye Xiaoshuai:

"By the way, Shuai Tian Daoyou, tomorrow I will take you to see the martial arts on the earth......"

"I'm not free, I want to cultivate!" Because of the matter of applying for an ID card, Ye Xiaoshuai's cultivation has fallen behind for several days, and he is a person who is strict with himself.

"Sister is free, you have to go!" Yu Rouzi had a lot of sex and had to ask Ye Xiaoshuai to accompany her.

"What's so good about martial arts! Don't go, don't go!"

"Ye Xiaoshuai, you have to go, and if you don't go, you have to go, otherwise you don't want to enter the old lady's room again in the future. Yu Rouzi said fiercely.

Hearing this, Ye Xiaoshuai immediately coaxed, and said to Yu Rouzi with a hippie smile:

"Hehe, I'll go, I'm most interested in this kind of thing!"

In the afternoon of the next day, Yu Rouzi drove Ye Xiaoshuai to the Red Port Gymnasium, and there was a huge poster at the entrance of the gymnasium, which read: Tai Chi master Ma Baobao and amateur fighting enthusiast Wang Laoshi launched a ring match, and the content introduced that this game was the first domestic battle of Ma Baobao, the head of Hun Yuan Xingyi Taiji.

Ye Xiaoshuai looked at the poster and was distracted, the surname of the nerd predecessor is Ma, what kind of head is also surnamed Ma, this should not be the apprentice of the nerd senior.

Entering the competition venue, there were already a lot of people inside, many of them were fans of Ma Baobao, Ye Xiaoshuai and Yu Rouzi just sat down, and they heard two young people talking behind them.

"Do you know? Teacher Ma's Tai Chi can be used in actual combat, and one move can beat invincible opponents all over the world. A young man said adoringly.

"Yes, I have seen the video of Mr. Ma, his boxing method pays attention to the combination of rigidity and softness and strength, and the unity of form and spirit at the same time has both physical and practical use, coupled with the routines and tricks of the unique martial arts, it is simply "Michael Jackson of the East." ”

It sounds amazing, Ye Xiaoshuai already regarded this Master Ma as a martial arts master in his heart, but the next situation was dumbfounded.

Before Ye Xiaoshuai even had time to cheer, the game was already over, and the miraculous Master Ma Baobao was defeated, and he was hit in the face five times in 30 seconds, fell to the ground three times, and was knocked out.

After the race, Ma Baobao's pre-race lies were completely exposed, and his fans launched an overwhelming ridicule of Ma Baobao.

During this time, there have been endless jokes about Ma Baobao, and both netizens and big V have voices, which has almost become an Internet carnival.

Ye Xiaoshuai and Yu Rouzi also left boringly, originally thinking that it would be a wonderful duel, what a master, just an ordinary person, that Wang Laoshi is at most a refining body, and a martial artist is not even a martial artist.

On the way back, due to the traffic jam caused by the dissatisfaction of fans, Yu Rouzi was upset about driving, so she decided to let Ye Xiaoshuai drive, but because Ye Xiaoshuai did not have a driver's license, she had no choice but to give up.

Yu Rouzi urged Ye Xiaoshuai to sign up for the driver's license test as soon as possible.

Back at the villa, it was already about ten o'clock in the evening, and the nerd seniors and Jin Guazi were getting together to watch something. Ye Xiaoshuai leaned over curiously, and it turned out that an official media disclosed a video, saying that this was Ma Baobao's post-race statement.

In the video, Ma Baobao said with swollen eyes:

"I could have knocked his nose crooked, but the traditional martial arts have come to an end, and now young people don't talk about martial arts and come to attack my 69-year-old comrade!

Ye Xiaoshuai scoffed, he knew very well what this baby horse's martial arts were, but well, he still had guts and thick skin.

The only thing lacking is a little bit of self-knowledge, and he really wants to make a post to persuade Ma Baobao to be an honest master, so don't make waves on the Internet.

Image, pay attention to the image! Since I met your baby horse, my Ye Xiaoshuai's image of the earth's martial arts has been completely shattered.

If you can, keep me a little bit of a lofty image for nostalgia, okay......?

Yu Rouzi was also depressed to death at this time, it seems that when he is going to find trouble with that Pete, this guy must have taken advantage of others, if he hadn't sent a video from the video, he wouldn't have been embarrassed in front of Ye Xiaoshuai today.

Ye Xiaoshuai turned his head to look at Yu Rouzi's room, and his eyes suddenly lit up, Yu Rouzi said to him that it was good to go to the game, but now it was time to cash in.

He ran into Yu Rouzi's room like a gust of wind, and the nerdy senior who was watching the video of Ma Baobao looked surprised, when did Yu Rouzi and Ye Xiaoshuai develop to this point?

Jin Hexagram's heart is even more upside down, first the little demon fairy's room, and now it is the Yurou fairy's room, you have to sneak into any of them, maybe you have to be beaten, but Ye Xiaoshuai is so swaggering, like no one's land, this person is more angry than people.

"What do you want to do......" In the room, Yu Rouzi was curled up in the corner of the bed with a pillow, looking pitiful.

"Less garlic! I'm here to get a drop. Ye Xiaoshuai approached Yu Rouzi step by step.

"Don't come here, if you come over again, I'll ...... I'll just scream!" Yu Rouzi is like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.

"You scream, scream hard, the louder you scream, the more excited I am!" Ye Xiaoshuai smiled evilly.

"Don't come here, I'm ready, I will pay for the driving test fee of you and Daoyi's seniors!"

"Is this true?" Ye Xiaoshuai was a little unconvinced.

Yu Rouzi showed a grinning expression: "Really, my heart is moved!"

Ye Xiaoshuai, my heart is moved!

Under Ye Xiaoshuai's friendly reminder, Yu Rouzi helped Ye Xiaoshuai and Tiandizi pay for the driving school the next day, and the reason why Tiandizi agreed was also very simple, there was an annual car race in the Xiuzhen world, and he was suddenly interested.

The coach is a beauty, but her skin is a little dark, and her arms are a little thick, before coming, Yu Rouzi reminded Ye Xiaoshuai that this was arranged by her special driving school, and she specially told her to please the coach, so that she could be scolded a little less.

Sure enough, on the first day, when I went to practice, the beautiful coach next to me said to Ye Xiaoshuai:

"Are you here to practice? You're mad at me, aren't you?"

The Emperor of Heaven looked at the lively Zhile, and when he turned around, he saw that his coach's face was very unkind, and word by word collapsed from between his teeth:

"You're here to kill me today, aren't you?"

After getting familiar with the compressor in the morning, he began to practice the driving test in the afternoon, and when he was practicing reversing into the warehouse, the coach suddenly asked Ye Xiaoshuai:

"Are you in the file?"

No, not any of the members!"

"Why don't you get into the file when everyone else is in the file!"

Ye Xiaoshuai was speechless, feeling that he had met a nosy coach.

The Emperor of Heaven has lived for so long, and no one has ever asked why he didn't join the party, please, I'm just here to learn to drive, can't I learn to drive if I'm not a party member on earth? It's really funny, you still discriminate against non-party members? Believe it or not, I complained about you.

Suddenly, I only heard the coach say: "Hit the street, you didn't put any clutch in gear, can't you hear that the engine is about to burst?"

When it was close to evening, the beautiful coach asked all the students to practice on the third road, and the road was very bad, Ye Xiaoshuai said:

"Coach, why don't you open this section!"

Coach: "Do you have a car in the future, and you have to carry the car over when you encounter a bad road?"

In the end, the coach couldn't help but say:

"Please, you two stop learning...... Make more money in the future and ask me to be your driver......"

"Beautiful teacher, to be a coach, you must have a teacher's morality......" Ye Xiaoshuai suddenly remembered the stalk of the baby horse.

"You go down for me, stand outside and see how others are practicing drops. "The beautiful coach was completely enraged.

The days passed like this, seeing that the days of the seven-day long holiday were about to come, probably because she was fed up with Ye Xiaoshuai, the beautiful coach was unusually manic these days, if she had to teach this student after the seven-day holiday, she would rather jump the Huangpu River.

During the days of learning to drive, it was really a history of growth in the wind and rain, all kinds of blood and tears, and Ye Xiaoshuai was also scolded so much that he didn't have half of his temper.

Emperor Tian is secretly happy every time, this naughty disciple is cleaned up obediently, it seems that this time to participate in the driving test to learn is very worthwhile, by the way, I have to thank Yu Rouzi for this little Taoist friend.

Finally, when there were about three days left before the long holiday, it was time for the exam.

PS: I officially changed my status today, for the first time in my life, I hope to get great support from you, and I will smash me with recommendations and monthly passes.