527. The Boat Is Coming (Monday Routine Asking for Recommendation Tickets)
Seeing a group of ghosts standing on the grave and wailing, Xu Da couldn't bear to do it.
They hadn't seen these ghosts and demons, so it wasn't good to rush into killing all of them.
Xu Da looked at them and sighed: "Grandma's legs, they remind the uncle of some scenes when he was a child in school, when the uncle was caught by Mr. when he was a demon with his guys, he was beaten and cried." ”
Speaking of this, he also sighed: "Flowers have a reblooming day, and no one is young." ”
Wang Qilin said: "Otherwise, stop first, these ghosts are not a big problem, let's continue to go uphill and downhill, there should be a problem over there." ”
He didn't leave these little ghosts out of soft-heartedness, but he didn't know if these ghosts were related to the diversion of the Great Reed River and the great flood in Ancient Books Township, so it was better to leave them first, and if they were useful, they could come back and find them again.
The two were about to leave, only to find a large black figure slowly standing up in a thick grass.
Strong as an ox!
The moonlight shone brightly, and its two eyes were as large as bull's eyes, glowing red.
The arrogant and domineering Shangong Yufu immediately calmed down, and it found a grave from a distance and squatted on it, wiping its face one by one.
Wang Qilin and Xu Da thought it was a ghost at first, but it wasn't until they found this red bull's eye shadow that they realized that it was pretending to be a ghost......
Xu blushed: "Uncle is such a brave and fierce man, how can there be such a promising little brother?"
As he spoke, he hid behind the Mountain Prince's UFO.
Wang Qilin rolled his eyes, he shook off the scabbard and strode up with the demon knife, and the shadow watched him approach and gradually walked towards him.
Xu Da helped him pinch a cold sweat.
Then when he got closer to Wang Qilin, he found that this huge monster had two bull's eyes, and it turned out to be a cow!
This discovery made Xu Da confused, and he said vigilantly: "Seventh master, how can there be a cow on this mass grave? And how can this cow's eyes glow bloody? ”
"Bull Demon, Bull Demon King?" Wang Qilin disdained.
When a cow appears in a deserted village littered with graves, he worries that something is wrong.
But everything is fine with the cow, and there is a nose mask on its nose.
Wang Qilin turned over the cow and said: "Okay, don't be afraid, it should be someone who let the cattle have an accident, but the cow ran away and ran into here, and the people didn't dare to come in and search, so let this cattle stay until now." ”
Xu Dahu asked suspiciously, "Why didn't these ghosts kill it?"
Wang Qilin said: "What do ghosts do when they kill a cow? They can't absorb the yang energy of the cow, and besides, the cow can see these ghosts at night?" It is estimated that it still treats this place as a normal village, and there is food and drink here, so it does not walk around. ”
Xu Da also came to work after discovering that this cow was fine? They walked for a while, and he suddenly limped and said that he had broken his foot? Strongly requested to get on the back of the cow.
Big scalpers are very powerful? But after Xu Da climbed up, it let out a sad 'moo', and its front legs trembled......
Wang Qilin had no choice but to get off the cow to give way, and Xu Da sat on the back of the cow and groaned:
"Weeping willows and dark streams? Don't ask for anything, but be free. How many times did you get drunk on the back of a cow? A few flutes in autumn. Good poetry, good poetry!"
Wang Qilin turned around and gave him an accurate evaluation: "Silly Boyi." ”
At this time, the two of them had already entered the scope of Ancient Books Township.
The villages in the mountains are small, and a township may govern several villages.
They weave through the hills, and the moonlight is fading? Is the night starting to get dark? Walking along the river for a while? Fog began to drift over the river.
Fog drifting from the river to the shore? Thicker and heavier.
Every now and then a night owl squeaks and whines? This night walk inevitably makes people feel cold.
The occasional crackling sound in the river? It's a fish jumping.
He walked one foot deep and one foot shallow, and there was no other strange thing except for the fish bouncing in the river.
After doing this, he felt his nerves go numb, until suddenly someone slapped him on the shoulder.
As soon as Wang Qilin turned around, he found Xu Da standing behind him, holding the cow and pulling his neck, not knowing what he was looking at.
"What's wrong?" Wang Qilin asked in amazement? "Why don't you walk well and stretch your neck?"
Xu smacked his lips? Said strangely: "Seventh Master? Do you listen carefully? Did you hear anything?"
Wang Qilin listened carefully.
The night breeze slowly blew past his ears, there was no strange sound, he wanted to laugh at Xu Da's grandson suspicious? Just then a gong sounded and blew into his ears.
"Who is still beating gongs and drums at this time?" Wang Qilin asked in surprise.
Xu Da tilted his head and listened carefully, and said hesitantly: "Not only the gongs and drums, but also the sound of suona and cymbals, this is someone at the funeral?"
There is a custom of burial at night in the land of Jingchu.
Originally, the night was thick now, and it was inexplicably foggy, and there was some ghostly atmosphere on the road, and now I heard the music of the funeral, and it was terrifying.
What's even more creepy is that the sound of this eggplant music is getting clearer and clearer, as if the funeral procession is heading towards them.
Xu Da muttered 'unlucky' and drove the cow to the side, he didn't want to crash into the funeral procession.
Wang Qilin couldn't help but scratch his head, he faintly felt that something was wrong in his heart, so he looked around, only to find that they were unconsciously approaching the dirt road they had seen during the day.
A road appeared in front of him, and it was from this road that the music of the funeral procession came.
After a while, the thick fog on the road seemed to be swept up by something, and it dispersed, and several red figures loomed in the thick fog.
Seeing these figures, the big scalper, who had been tame all the way, began to snort uneasily.
As if frightened, it clamped its tail tightly in the groove of its buttocks, and lay down on the side of the road with its eyes closed.
At this time, the figures came close through the fog and could see them clearly.
The first is two big men with red pointed hats, the two big men have suona stuffed in their mouths, their cheeks bulge like leather drums, and their fingers flick and jump to lead the way in front.
Behind the two big men is a row of men who are also dressed up, these people are either carrying gongs or holding bowls and cymbals, ticking to the suona sound of the leading big man, and they are smiling one by one.
In the middle of the group was a young man in a red robe, riding on a tall horse, with a big red flower on his chest, and a silly smile on his face.
Beside the young man, there was a crimson sedan chair carried on the shoulders of eight strong men.
The sedan chair was wrapped tightly with red cloth, and there were bells hanging on the four corners, and as the sedan chair man's body shook, these bells rattled, and the sound was gloomy, which made people get goosebumps all over their bodies.
On both sides of the sedan chair, there was also a pair of red, red, green and green boys and girls in each dress, and the four children were giggling as they walked, carrying small baskets on their arms, and from time to time they took something out of it and scattered it on the side of the road.
Seeing this scene, Xu Da breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Damn, it turned out to be a wedding team, and they were blowing joy, and the uncle thought it was playing eggplant music." ”
"But Seventh Master, do you think these people are strange, are there any people who go on the road at night for the wedding and relatives?"
Wang Qilin didn't answer Xu Da, because his attention was attracted by this team.
These people, whether they are playing music, sedan chair drivers, or children, all of them are pale as if they have been smeared with flour.
Especially the groom on the horse, his face was not only white and scary, but also blue, and his smile revealed a numbness, which was particularly abnormal.
And Wang Qilin also noticed that although these people were laughing, they were laughing very fakely, as if they had a laughing mask on their faces.
Another anomaly is that from the first time he looked at everyone, these people didn't seem to change their expressions.
The team slowly walked past their ox cart, a child casually threw something on the cart, Wang Qilin looked down, and was surprised that this child was sprinkling chestnuts, longan, and paper-wrapped sugar cakes.
Xu Da couldn't close his mouth when he was amused by this discovery, so he picked up a piece and stuffed it into his mouth, although he had doubts in his heart, but Wang Qilin didn't think much about it.
He felt like his heart and head were wooden.
Too lazy to think.
Seeing that there were things distributed by Xitong on the ground, Wang Qilin also started, and he grabbed them all and stuffed them into his pocket.
This made Xu Dayi very angry, accusing Wang Qilin and saying: "Seventh Master, you really don't have a fucking belly, what are you robbing of a few chestnuts?"
Wang Qilin was happy, he said: "Isn't there still anything on the ground? ”
Xu Da said unhappily: "There is no moon tonight and there is such a big fog, how can the uncle find something on the dark ground without even a little light?"
"Do you want to eat candy?" a dry and crisp voice suddenly sounded behind Wang Qilin.
Wang Qilin hurriedly turned around, only to see a child with braids standing behind the scalper's big head, with a strange smile on his snow-white face.
When did this kid come over?
Wang Qilin was curious, because he didn't hear any footsteps at all, and his heart moved when he thought of this, it seemed that he didn't hear any footsteps when the whole team passed by the ox cart just now, right?
Thinking about it this way, Wang Qilin felt that the smile on the child's pale face was particularly strange, and this team to welcome relatives also made him feel weird.
Before he could speak, Xu Daxian said excitedly: "Yes, what else do you have there? Get a few pieces for the uncle." ”
Wang Qilin scratched his head.
He felt that everything was wrong, but he didn't know what was wrong.
It's a weird feeling.
He seemed to be asleep......
Sleep?
Earth?
When the child heard Xu Da say this, the smile on his face became even stronger, and he stretched out his small hand in the basket, and there were a few things wrapped in paper in the palm of his hand.
Xu Da wanted to take it, but was blocked by Wang Qilin.
Wang Qilin stared at the child vigilantly and asked, "Child, who is the adult of your family? Where is your family? I seem to have seen you somewhere, tell me, what is your name." ”
At this time, the procession of sending off relatives stopped, as if to rest, the red sedan chair was rested on the ground, and the sedan chair drummers gathered together, took out some wine and food, laughed and shared.
When the kid heard Wang Qilin ask, he didn't say anything, he giggled twice, and suddenly turned his head and ran back.
Seeing that the food in his hand flew like this, Xu Da hated Wang Qilin so much that his teeth itched.
He wanted to blame Wang Qilin, but before he could open his mouth, he was interrupted by a palanquin man.
The palanquin man smiled and shouted to Wang Qilin: "Two little brothers, we have some food here, do you two want to drink some together?" Roast chicken and braised pork and pig's head meat, the old wine pipe is enough." ”
Wang Qilin had already sensed that something was wrong with this welcoming team, so he ignored the palanquin man, pulled Xu Da and whispered: "Master Xu, I don't think it's right here, do you feel wrong?"
Xu Da said inexplicably: "Seventh Master, what are you talking about? What's wrong with this? Isn't this delicious? Are you hungry? Uncle, you're a little hungry, let's go, go get some?"
A west wind blew, and the smell of chicken, duck, fish, and old wine seemed to be wafting along the wind.
After Wang Qilin smelled this fragrance, he suddenly felt that his stomach was also hungry, so he swallowed his saliva and moved a little.
Xu Da became even simpler at this time, he enthusiastically hugged Wang Qilin's shoulder and patted him and said: "Seventh Master, you wait here first, the uncle went over to explore the bottom of these people, you watched the uncle's performance, and saw if they were weird." ”
As he spoke, Xu Da turned his head and trotted all the way to the sedan chair drivers.
Wang Qilin was afraid that he would lose, but of course, he was actually hungry, so he followed him.
As I got closer, I felt more and more the strangeness of this family sending team.
The cloth on the palanquin was so red, as if it had just been fished out of blood, and even when they were eating, the men were giggling.
Seeing Wang Qilin and the two coming over, the four boys smiled more and more happily.
As soon as Wang Qilin walked up to the sedan chair drivers, the groom who was riding on the horse before was smiling and lying beside the sedan chair and peeking in, but the cloth of the sedan chair was too tight, and he couldn't see anything.
It was useless to look at it for a while, and he giggled and opened the curtain to look inside.
When the groom opened the curtain, Wang Qilin happened to look at him, and saw the bride's appearance with the groom along the gap.
As soon as he saw the bride's appearance, Wang Qilin felt his heart beat suddenly, something is wrong, this bride ......
How is it a big fat fox?
A dry hand came out of the sedan chair and slapped it on the groom's wrist to pull the sedan cloth up again.
Then an old lady with a big red flower ornament on her head and a set of crimson jackets came out of the sedan chair, and as soon as she came out, she scolded the bridegroom: "Why are you moving around before you get to the ground? Be careful that your daughter-in-law runs away and tells you to beat you for two lifetimes!"
The groom twisted and pinched the old lady like a child, he jumped and shook the old lady's hand and said: "No, no, I want to see, I want to see, mother, you tell me to see her, I have a daughter-in-law!"
The old lady glared at the groom and scolded: "Go home and let you see enough, why don't you hurry up and entertain the distinguished guests now?
The bridegroom squatted down and pouted without looking at the old lady, sulking vigorously.
The old lady slapped him, turned her head to look at Wang Qilin and Xu Da with a smile, opened her scarlet mouth and said, "It's really a disappointment for the guests to come from afar......
Seeing that the old lady had diverted her attention, the groom jumped up with a smile, opened the sedan curtain and looked inside.
Seeing that as soon as the groom jumped up, Wang Qilin guessed what he wanted to do, so he kicked Xu Da on the buttocks, staring at the sedan chair with his eyes.
Xu Da was almost kicked by Wang Qilin, he turned his head angrily and wanted to scold his mother, but the stupid groom just opened the sedan curtain, and the scene in the sedan chair appeared in front of them.
As soon as he saw this face, Xu Da was stunned for half a second, and then shouted loudly: "Painting, thrush sister, why are you here?!"
When he heard his cries, the bridegroom was startled.
He put down the sedan curtain and turned around to block the sedan chair with his body, and squeaked and shouted: "It's not a thrush, it's not a thrush, this is my daughter-in-law, this is my daughter-in-law!"
The smile on the old lady's face became kind: "Ah? Could it be that the new daughter-in-law I married to my child is actually your sister?
"Admit your mother!" Xu jumped up like a tiger, "That's my thrush sister, uncle, can you meet her in your dreams every day?"
The old lady pushed her son open the curtain of the sedan car and said, "Then you go in and take a closer look, don't admit your mistake, we have a misunderstanding......
"Misunderstand your mother!Say, why is my thrush sister in your sedan chair?Where did you thief grandsons come from?Where did you kidnap people from her mother?" Xu Da took out the posture of a Zu'an warrior and began to howl, "Who are you? How can Sister Thrush be, how can you ......?"
Suddenly, his expression began to be confused: "Why is Sister Thrush here? Isn't she dead? She hanged herself, I saw it with my own eyes." ”
A circle of people appeared silently beside them.
Wang Qilin tilted his head and asked Xu Daodao: "Master Xu, are you seeing a bird? Why do I see a big fat fox?"
Xu Da yelled violently, making a lot of noise as if he had lost his mind.
He seemed to have suddenly gone crazy, pushed away the sedan chair driver and ran back to Lao Niu's side in a noisy, and then grabbed the wood-burning knife in his hand and shouted:
"Your mother, return my thrush sister to me! No! No, No, the seventh master, something is wrong! Return my seventh master to the uncle!"
The old lady screamed, "What are you doing in a daze? Stuff these two people in me! Let's get on our way!"
As soon as the old lady spoke, those sedan chair drivers came up to pull Wang Qilin.
Xu Da pounced on him like a gust of wind, and the wood-burning divine knife in his hand waved like a ball of fire was flying.
The palanquin bearers stepped back with a cry of surprise.
Xu Da smashed the knife on the ground with his backhand, tore off his shirt to reveal his furry chest, and roared angrily: "Lao Tzu, see who dares to do it! Mother's uncle is the heir of Wensheng, who dares to do it, and today the uncle will send him to the Hades Palace!"
A boy grinned and said, "They came out of the Hades Palace, and you can go back without you sending them." ”
Xu Da turned around and yelled at Wang Qilin: "Seventh Master, what's wrong with you?"
Shangong Youfu and Yushanshan appeared together, the two heroic souls were left and right, he picked it with his backhand, and the golden beans appeared between his fingers.
Wang Qilin felt that he had fallen into a strange situation.
He looked around, and there was a fluctuation in what he saw, as if he was looking at people through a layer of water.
Vague, trance-like.
As soon as the burly and huge mountain prince Yufu appeared, it was in the encirclement, its eyes widened and it looked around, and then scratched the back of its head desperately.
Xu Da stretched out his hand and grabbed Wang Qilin and shook his shoulders vigorously: "Seventh master, seventh master, why did you pull your crotch today? Isn't it all the uncle who pulled your crotch and you saved the scene? Why did you pull the belt today?"
Wang Qilin saw that the water waves around him began to sway with the shaking of his body, and when it shook so badly, it suddenly squeezed at him overwhelmingly.
It's like a dream!
The current submerged him, and he felt like he couldn't breathe.
It's like a horrible nightmare.
A nightmare that can't be escaped.
He subconsciously pinched his neck and shook his head vigorously, Xu Da was shocked to see that the sleeves of his arm that he was grasping on Wang Qilin's shoulder instantly became wet......
The old lady had a resentful and smug smile on her face, and her shriveled and red lips kept wriggling, like two red snakes.
Wang Qilin's consciousness became more and more muddy, and he found himself falling into a piece of water at this time, surrounded by vast water waves.
So he subconsciously thought that he needed a boat, and he had to get on the boat quickly!
So his clothes were bulging.
He reached out from his clothes and pulled out a small model of a boat that was all black.
The boat swayed in the waves, and then the water swelled and grew......
The palanquin drivers who were about to move showed shocked and desperate expressions when they saw the ship, and the four giggling boys hurriedly hid behind the sedan chair as if they had seen a ghost.
Wang Qilin hurriedly grabbed Xu Da with his backhand and pressed it on the black boat with his other hand, and the whole person turned over and jumped up.
All of a sudden.
Wake up from a nightmare.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa......"
The fierce sound of running water appeared in his ears, and he looked around and saw that he was in the river at this time!
In the river in front of him there were several palanquin drivers and musicians playing and singing, and when they saw the black boat, they packed up their belongings, and the palanquin drivers lifted the sedan chair and hurried to ride the waves and escape.
The old lady stared at Wang Qilin and Xu Da deadly, her face twisted hideously.
She looked at Wang Qilin and the two of them viciously, her face as pale as lime turned dark and black, and the groom stood behind her crying, muttering something in his mouth.
The old lady turned around and slapped him, then glared at Wang Qilin fiercely and resentfully again, and took the groom's hand to leave.
Wang Qilin said sharply: "The demon still wants to leave?
He didn't know what was going on, but he knew he was being calculated!
The opponent is clever, and he unknowingly made him suffer a loss.
So, since you calculated him, you want to run away?
"Sword out!"