Chapter 59: A Piece, Two Cents, and Five
"Teacher Beauty, can I leave?" Li Tian yawned, as if he hadn't slept in hundreds of years.
Xia Wei was completely shocked by the scene in front of her, and did not hear Li Tian's words, at this moment, except for her brain not obeying the call, every part of her body seemed to become stiff and trembling slightly.
"It's... This test paper is really made by this guy, I'm sure I'm not mistaken, how can I look horizontally and vertically This guy doesn't look like a genius except for his good looks and shamelessness!"
The other invigilators saw that Xia Wei was stunned and didn't speak, so they all came over to this side with curiosity, and they couldn't help but take a test paper and study it.
"Teacher, I want to ask if you can understand it, if you don't understand, don't pretend to be deep here, I want to sleep!" Li Tian's words were not only said to Xia Wei, but also to those invigilators.
Suddenly, a group of teachers showed a black line on their faces, although they were teachers, they were just invigilators, and in terms of academic qualifications, they were only college students, but Xia Wei was a real teacher at Imperial Capital University after all, and she could still see something.
"Li Tian, come out with me!" After Xia Wei came back to her senses, she let out a coquettish shout, and before Li Tian could figure out what the situation was, she was pulled out of the examination room by Xia Wei, leaving only a group of confused students.
"Teacher, what are you doing, I... I'm going to sleep!"
"You were a pig in your last life, you know how to sleep and sleep, if there is no problem with your test papers, I will sleep with you, but if you write nonsense, you look good!" Xia Weijiao shouted: "Go, come with me to correct your test papers!"
"Are you really sure you want to sleep with me?"
"The premise, your test papers must be all right, as long as they are all right, I will dispose of them with you!"
"Is it okay to sleep?"
"Okay!"
"Anyway, I'm going to get divorced after graduation, why don't the two of us just work together, and I'm also very handsome, and you don't look bad!"
Hearing this, Xia Wei's pretty face climbed into a flush, and she glanced at Li Tian: "Since you are serious, I am your teacher!"
"Oh, that's the case, then I'd better go home and sleep by myself!" Li Tian said smugly.
"Li Tian, you are a bastard!" Xia Wei gritted her teeth, that kind of gaze can't wait to eat Li Tian, you are a complete bastard, in ancient times, Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu could create a great relationship between master and apprentice, and now it is the 21st century, what does it matter if the teacher-student love is in love, TM Don't you know that women are duplicitous? If you insist a little longer, I will definitely promise you.
And I also want to ask if you are really going to divorce after graduation?
Xia Wei roared in her heart, eager to pull out the bastard guy in front of her, and after calming down for a while, Xia Wei said again: "It's the new century, the new culture, and it's not the Cultural Revolution, I naturally have to go with the flow, if you can really get a perfect score in all subjects, I don't mind the teacher-student relationship!"
Walt?
Li Tian stumbled and almost sat on the ground, what is the situation, teacher, I was just joking just now, don't take it seriously, you suddenly said this, I can't resist?
"Gollum!"
Then, Li Tian swallowed his saliva and said, "Teacher, I decided not to approve the test papers, actually... In fact, all this test paper is written by me nonsense, and it must be a zero score!"
Hearing this, Xia Wei's beautiful eyes glared at Li Tian fiercely: "You don't pretend garlic for me here, is it nonsense, I won't know until it's approved!"
"Teacher, just let me go, how much hatred I have with you, how much hatred I have, you have to be like this, I... I'm really writing nonsense...... Don't pull me, can't I go by myself?"
"You ......" Xia Wei could be said to be trembling by Li Tian's delicate body, and said coldly: "Is the master-apprentice relationship embarrassing?"
"No shame!"
"Am I not worthy of you?"
"No, it's not like that!"
"That's like that? If you don't give an explanation today, you'll end up miserable!"
Xia Wei doesn't say anything else, it's her appearance, she thinks she is not as beautiful as a fairy, but also a sinking fish and a goose, how many handsome men and rich second generations are walking behind her on weekdays, what people who send sports cars and villas, add up to form an army.
"I mean, you're very good-looking, you see that I'm wearing a few old clothes, no identity, no background, just a poor diao, if I really fight with you, how many people will be red-eyed, not to mention that I don't want to be the public enemy of the whole world, I still want to live a few more years!"
"How many more years will you live? Now the old lady will let you go to see Hades, believe it or not!" Xia Wei's beautiful eyes glared at Li Tian fiercely, as if Li Tian didn't agree, she was going to pull out Li Tian's cramps.
"You... Can't you just let me go?"
"I'll let you go!"
"Really?"
"There are no doors!"
“......”
Soon, Xia Wei dragged Li Tian into the main office of the Seven Subjects Entrance Examination, only to see seven teachers from different countries sitting in the office, all of whom were authorities in this regard.
After two hours of approval, the final conclusion was that there was a full score in all subjects and no mistakes, which made Xia Wei completely stunned?
Nima, where did this demon come from, what is his brain pretending to be? Is it the next 5,000 years of high technology?
Xia Wei looked sideways and vertically, this Li Tian, who was sitting in the office and playing games, did not look like a bull B who could no longer be a bull B, and finally came to the conclusion that Li Tiannai was a mysterious man.
"Beautiful teacher, is the approval completed?" Li Tian closed the Glory of Kings and said.
"En!" Xia Wei was stunned for a long time before nodding.
"Then I can go home and sleep!"
"Sleep, don't even think about it, in order to celebrate that you are the first in the school, this teacher will accompany you to have a meal today!"
"Teacher, didn't you say that just now, I just want to go home and sleep, I don't want to eat, can't you let me go?" Li Tian roared in his heart, Nima, said to eat, in the end you don't want me to pay, don't even think about it.
Xia Wei seemed to see Li Tian's thoughts, so she smiled lightly and said, "Teacher is in for a treat!"
"Really?"
"Of course it's true!"
"Let's go!"
"However, I'm in for a treat, and you pay for it!"
Faint.
Li Tian felt dizzy in his mind, and with a bang, he fell directly from the chair, what is the situation, is your rhythm too fast, I said that I haven't kept up yet, off... The point is, I didn't bring any money.
"Teacher, I'm not hungry all of a sudden, you can eat by yourself, I think it's better to go home and sleep!" Li Tian showed a bitter gourd face: "Teacher, don't pull me!"
......
Ten stars, at the entrance of Jiuxiao International Hotel.
Li Tian raised his head, 'Ten stars?' A hotel with the highest grade in the imperial capital, unique, Li Tian's legs suddenly weakened, and said: "Teacher, do I remember that the highest in the imperial capital is only five stars? Why are there ten stars here? Why are there five more stars? In addition, do you think I am such a rich person? I don't want to take such a pit!"
"I haven't been here yet, others say that the food here is delicious, of course I have to choose the best if you pay for it!"
Hearing this, Li Tian's legs were weak, and he turned his head and wanted to leave, but was pulled by Xia Wei: "You stop me!"
"Beauty, please figure it out, I'm just a person from the bottom of society, and I can't afford to buy a dish here even if I sell it!" Li Tian said bitterly.
"How much money do you have, take it out, it's not enough for me to make it up!"
"Two cents and five cents a piece!"
"Get out!"
"Really let me go, I thank you so much!" Li Tian was about to run away, Xia Wei shouted angrily: "You stop me!"
"Beauty, what else do you want, I have given you all my belongings for two cents and five cents, you can let me go!"
"No, since the money is not enough, let's eat another one!" Xia Wei glanced at Jiuxiao Hotel and was a little disappointed, she had already thought of eating at this emperor-level restaurant, but because of her limited salary, she couldn't afford to eat at all.
Seeing Xia Wei's disappointed eyes, Li Tian's heart softened, and said, "Forget it, let's eat here!"
"Don't you have no money?"
"It's a big deal to eat a bully meal!" After speaking, Li Tianyi grabbed Xia Wei's right hand and walked towards Jiuxiao International Hotel, Xia Wei seemed a little worried: "Wait, if we don't have money, we can change it, and eating an overlord meal here is only a chance to die!"