Volume 1 The Boy Who Went Up and Down Chapter 36 The Monk
The final result, of course, was that there was an extra chair at the door, and a lame man and a shriveled old black man sat side by side, and from time to time there was a noise.
And the black girl was by the pond in the yard, and there was a big tree by the pond, and the girl climbed up the tree, and lay on the branches, and hugged the branches as if she were lying on a big bed.
"Uncle Shi, the weather here is good. Old man Chen replied casually, and began to reason with the cripple again.
"Twenty years ago, in Yueyanglou, did you cheat me on a drink with that guy from the Qinglian Sect? And nineteen years ago in the imperial city of Chang'an, you tricked me into stealing tribute wine, and finally took the tribute wine and ran away, causing Lao Tzu to be chased by a group of half-step sea realms, and the most annoying thing is that those people relied on their own emperor's support and beat me up without sparing any hands. ”
The lame man crossed his legs, drank a little too much wine, and his face became red, and he took a sip and said: "Shame on you, back then, you were beaten by three and a half steps to break the sea, and you had no power to fight back." ”
"Besides, do you think I have to drink the wine you stole from? ”
The old man snorted, like a child's anger: "You deserve it!"
After finishing speaking, he looked at Xu Chang'an, who was practicing swords in the courtyard.
"What do you see, my Tiejian Mountain's "Shocking Sting" was practiced like this by you, shame!" As soon as he finished speaking, a straw shoe flew over, and Xiaobai jumped off the top of Xu Changan's head, and the straw shoals landed on Xu Changan's head.
There was a "gurgling" laugh from the trees.
"Caiyi, come down and help your Uncle Li teach this stupid boy. ”
The girl's crisp voice came, and she jumped to the ground.
The girl pretended to teach Xu Changan every movement strictly, but Xu Changan always did it wrong, the sword was not sharp enough, the hand was not straight enough, and Tie Caiyi was often so angry that she stomped her feet.
The girl with a straight face is so cute, Xu Changan and the girl looked at each other, and there was a hint of blush on the girl's dark face.
"Hey, this bastard boy!" This scene happened to be seen by Chen Guizhi, "Caiyi, teach it well!" Tie Caiyi immediately came back to her senses and kicked Xu Changan's calf, and Xu Changan fell in response.
The cripple looked at the two of them in a daze, and suddenly said, "It's really like." ”
Chen Guizhi also rarely has no gags, "It's true." ”
At this time, it has been less than three days before the assessment, Xu Changan is tortured by the girl every day, and he finds a problem that he can't accept: this carbon girl's strength is incomparably great, and he can't avoid it.
What's wrong with Xu Changan, the carbon girl didn't say a word, and the knife on her shoulder passed. Every time Xu Changan's shoulder seemed to be dislocated, but he dared not speak angrily in the face of this carbon girl, and wanted to change his smile to discuss with this carbon girl, and ask her to be merciful, but he smiled himself, and the old man Chen was like a thief to defend himself. It's okay not to greet each other with a smile, but it's heavier to start with a smile.
Moreover, often mentioning yourself is an over-the-shoulder fall.
Xu Changan's heart was very tired.
Xiaobai often covered his eyes, as if he couldn't bear to see Xu Changan being ravaged.
Therefore, whenever Xu Changan is bullied, Xiaobai runs hard towards the carbon girl, and the girl has no resistance when she sees the cute thing, and she can't free up her hands to bully Xu Changan when she holds Xiaobai with both hands.
When Xu Changan saw this scene, he secretly swore that he would treat Xiaobai well in the future.
For example, help him find a few more little female cats.
As time progressed, Shushan was busy.
The mountain protection array also opened, and a colorful glow shrouded the entire Shu Mountain, looking at it from a distance, it was like a fairyland.
There was a monk at the foot of the mountain, a crescent-white monk's robe, extremely delicate and kind, and there were not too many traces of time on his face, and he looked only twenty or thirty years old.
There is a village at the foot of Shu Mountain, and there is a small town not far away.
Shushan's daily needs come from villages and small towns.
However, they didn't know that the fat steward who often came to buy things belonged to Shushan.
The monk walked outside the largest tavern in town.
Most people in the world still look at their faces, and those who are good-looking and kind-looking will always have some convenience.
Before the monk could speak, someone brought a vegetarian meal.
The monk looked at the vegetarian and enthusiastic people, felt a burst of worry in his heart, and swallowed a mouthful of steamed buns.
Finally running into the alley, he looked at the white monk's robe on his body and frowned.
A farmer happened to pass by, carrying a basket and wearing a hat.
The monk silently recited the phrase "Amitabha", and while the farmer was not paying attention, a hand knife slashed at the neck.
He said "Amitabha" again, quickly ripped off the farmer's clothes, and then placed a few taels of silver next to the sleek farmer.
Not long after, a farmer came to the largest restaurant in the town, wearing a hat and carrying a package, and as soon as he entered the door, he ordered three taels of wine and two catties of beef.
When the farmer had finished eating, he walked out of the restaurant satisfied, holding his stomach.
"Amitabha, in recent years, poor monks have never been so satisfied. ”
Walked to the foot of the mountain, the glow was in front of him, the monk tilted his head to look, there was a group of monks in front of the glow, about eight or nine people were anxiously looking in his direction, he immediately unwrapped the package on his body, put on a crescent-colored monk's robe, put the hat and clothes into the package and threw it into the grass, and then took a few breaths and smelled it, made sure that there was no smell of beef, and then walked out boldly with confidence.
When the group of monks saw the monk, they bowed to the monk and shouted to uncle.
An elderly monk pestle the demon pestle, looking like he had seen through him: "Senior brother, remember, don't run around when you enter the mountain gate." ”
He smiled and nodded in agreement.
It's just that when he entered Shushan, he broke away from the monk group again.
The cripple and the old man Chen leaned back in their chairs, their eyes drunk and hazy.
Suddenly, they saw a monk standing under a tree with a smile on his face.
The two were taken aback.
The monk sniffed vigorously: "Two of you, I haven't seen you for a long time, it's so fragrant." ”
The cripple and the old man Chen spat at the same time: "Phew, you fake monk is also here, bad luck." ”
Then, there was an extra chair at the door of the library and an extra drunken monk.
The cripple looked at Xu Changan with satisfaction, in just one or two days, under the training of the carbon girl, he had grown a lot.
He glanced at the monk.
"Do you want the monk to teach this "Crossing Life" as well?"