Chapter Seventy-Six: The Man Who Hits

Xiao Shao said with contempt when he heard this: Master, can you always have a master, so I can respect it, a little sense of ceremony, but your old man is not in shape, they all say that marrying a chicken and marrying a dog is like a dog, and now. I haven't learned much about what you've learned, and I'm starting to despise myself.

"Hehe, Brother Wukong is so interesting, where is there such a metaphor, you are his apprentice and not a lady. "The sound is as crisp as a bell, which makes people feel comfortable to listen to. From another place, it turned out that there were other people on the roof besides their master and apprentice.

Xiao Shaoze was not surprised when he heard this, he and the master entered the imperial dining room and noticed that there were two other breaths besides them, thinking that they were also from the same door, and they came here to find food. At that time, Xiao Shaoze felt ridiculous in his heart, and the dignified Great Zhou Palace had become a free canteen for Jianghu knights from geometry.

I think that the Xiao family was also one of the best families in Tongzhou City, not to mention the imperial dining room of the palace, and it took three days to show off if you could have a meal in the city lord's mansion. is now in the emperor's dining room, which is really emotional.

The old drunkard looked in the direction of the sound, his eyes lit up, and after glancing at Xiao Shao, he quipped: Looking for him as my wife, the old man doesn't dare to ask for it. After speaking, his eyes rolled. "I see that the girl you are born a little beautiful, the face is round and lovely, the face is kind, you must be a bodhisattva, if you don't pity my apprentice once, how about reluctantly accepting it?

"Master. Xiao Shaoze glared at the old foolish master and was talking nonsense again, turned his head to look at the other party, not far away, only to see the appearance of the woman eighteen or nineteen, with a round face and beautiful facial features. The other person will not exceed twenty, and there is a lot of hair on his body, and if he doesn't look closely, he thinks he is a monkey.

hurriedly hugged his fists and smiled: Girl, don't blame, the teacher has always been like this, he is not serious, his words are not serious.

"What's your name, Father. No, my father called me Jiu'er. After speaking, he pointed to Wukong and continued: This is Brother Wukong, what is your name? Jiu'er smiled sweetly, this smile made Xiao Shaoze's heart tremble, as if his entire heart was trembling by some kind of force. Hurriedly stabilized his mind and looked at each other.

The other party obviously didn't want to stay on the topic of the lady, the topic turned a little fast, and Xiao Shao almost didn't keep up with the rhythm.

After a pause for a few seconds, he reacted, stabilized his mind, and the corners of his mouth curled: I, everyone calls me Brother Xiao.

"Brother Xiao, hello!" Jiu'er took a chicken leg and turned to Xiao Shaoze's side, Wukong grinned and muttered: Damn, how did they take the bear paws, this kid is cheap and hateful.

The old drunkard seemed to hear Goku's broken thoughts, and looked sideways at Goku, revealing an evil smile. This smile is almost demonic. Frightened, Wukong's body was very smart, and a cold breath came out of his heart, and he hurriedly sent a smile to the old drunkard, which was as ugly as it was.

Just now Wukong felt the powerful spiritual power in the other party's body, and this spiritual power was so strong that he couldn't give birth to the idea of resisting, Wukong understood this feeling in his heart, and the level was suppressed. Only guys who are many levels above themselves will give themselves this feeling.

The movement above was a bit loud, and everyone in the imperial dining room looked up with a slightly embarrassed expression. Apparently someone has come to steal the chef's food again.

"Everyone in the imperial dining room has retreated, leaving only the chef and some maidservants who wash up. The steward ordered.

The roof is so high, where is this called stealing food, it is clearly a blatant robbery, this is King Zhou's meal. A chef looked up and shouted: "Grandson Dog, this is the palace, so blatant, I don't want to live, there are assassins here."

There have been masters of the rivers and lakes who came here to steal food before, and they all turned a blind eye, as long as it did not affect His Majesty's meal, it was forgotten. After all, there are many royal things, and there are not one or two dishes missing, and everyone in the rivers and lakes has heard the wind, which also shows that their food is delicious. You must know that these masters in the rivers and lakes are above the top, and ordinary dishes can't enter their eyes.

Since ancient times, there has been a secret that only chefs know about the secret of the imperial dining room, and the chef who has been allowed to venture into the palace to eat dishes by the masters of the rivers and lakes will only be considered home. Although the appetite of the royal family is difficult, it is not as powerful as those heroes who walk the world in the rivers and lakes, but they have eaten delicious food all over the world, and their appetite is very good, and they will not take a big risk to come to the palace to steal food if the taste is not up to the grade.

Even so, it is not a reason for the Jianghu people to behave in the imperial dining room, there will be dishes stolen every day for more than ten days, and the most exaggerated thing is that once the entire dish disappeared together. Fortunately, it's the concubine's dish, just find a reason to redo it, if Your Majesty's meal is delayed, they will all be blamed.

Today is good, blatantly on the roof, not only eating, but also arguing, even if they can't hear what they say, obviously the two groups of people quarrel over the taste of the food.

This year, stealing vegetables has to form a group, when the palace is a place, is it a holy place for Jianghu people to check in?

The Imperial Dining Room was placed in the depths of Ouchi, and naturally there were Imperial Guards nearby, and the chef shouted so loudly that the Imperial Foresters came when they heard the wind, and several strong Imperial Guards rushed into the kitchen with steel guns in their hands.

"What's the matter?" asked one.

The chef held a kitchen knife in his hand and pointed to the roof and said: There are assassins.

Without hesitation, the Guards stabbed their steel spears into the roof. In the past few days, His Majesty has been annoyed by the matter of the immortals, and if there is a fork in such a juncture, I am afraid that the Royal Forest Army will be implicated.

Puff. The roof of the house was pierced by steel guns. On the roof, Xiao Shao grabbed the white matter palm holding the chicken leg and took the arm owner into his arms, and a fragrance came to his face.

Suddenly held in the arms of a strange man, Jiu'er roared angrily. "What do you do. Before he could finish speaking, a steel gun pierced the roof from below, just where Jiu'er had just stayed.

"Ahh Jiu'er, who saw the spear, knew that he was wrong, and plunged into Xiao Shaoze's arms with a red face, obviously shy.

But I never thought that this was even more inappropriate.

"Oops, stupid girl. Wukong covered his head and sighed, didn't he send it to the door himself.

The old drunkard was trying to make a lot of fun on the side, hehe, he laughed evilly.

Xiao Shao wanted to open his mouth to remind, but felt a cold air coming from under him, and he didn't have time to explain, so he hugged Jiu'er in his arms tightly to the side, and forced a hole in the roof under his feet, and jumped down.

"I'll see you at the old place, master. “

Looking at the big hole that had just been opened by Xiao Shaoze, the old drunkard smiled. Jumping down, Wukong looked inside the empty roof, and reluctantly took out a stick and pointed at the roof bucket.

Boom, a large hole was poked out of the roof, and Goku shot into the sky and blinked.

In the imperial dining room, I saw the roof pierced and the bricks fell. The chef jumped out of the room in shock, but the Guards were not as lucky as the cook, and the bricks and tiles smashed squarely, and suddenly the head hat was golden.

The commotion here attracted more Imperial Guards, and by the time they arrived, they were long gone. had no choice but to report to King Zhou.

King Zhou had a big headache when he heard this, knowing that Jiu'er pulled Wukong to do it, and Wukong didn't dare to offend. and put things down. He would never have thought that there were two masters, Xiao Shaoze, and apprentices.

Among the green mountains and green bamboos, on the boulder in front of the old drunkard, a few plates of delicious food bubbled with bursts of aroma, drank a sip of spirits, was in a good mood, looked sideways at a pair of men and women hugging each other tightly and smiled: When do you want to hug it, or you will be in the cave room tonight, how about my old man's decision?

Xiao Shaoze smiled bitterly and sighed: Master, you think I want to, you see...

I saw that Jiu'er was like a vine, her limbs tightly wrapped around Xiao Shaoze, trembling all over, and she kept muttering something in her mouth. Listen carefully to hear the content.

"Big bad, scared the hell out of me. Big Badass. “

Xiao Shaoze's face sank and patted Jiu'er's little buttocks. "Hey, the eldest lady is fine. “

"Big bad, scared the hell out of me. The other party didn't seem to hear it, still immersed in his own curse. It seems that fate has made the two people tightly entangled, just like the two now, hugging each other tightly. (Wind)