Chapter 18: Do You Have a Girlfriend?
After staying for one night, everyone decided to rush back immediately, but in fact, they didn't sleep, and the wooden fish of the old monk knocked for a whole night.
On the way back, the Emperor of Heaven asked Ye Xiaoshuai to inform everyone, and decided to hold an apprenticeship ceremony at the Scallop Hotel tonight, this hotel is the property of the nerd's predecessors, although money is something outside the monk's body, but no money can never be dropped.
Bala Little Demon Fairy was a little sad halfway, she remembered that such a kind old man would be alone from now on, and it was okay to be alone all the time, and the feeling of separation after this familiarity would make people very uncomfortable.
But there are exceptions to everything, and the Dream Fulfillment Daoist is one of them, he hugged the Bala Little Demon Fairy and said:
"Sister fairy, if you are really reluctant, go back to Buddhism, so that the old man will not be lonely, but sister fairy, you look really good in a robe. ”
"Hahaha......" Ye Xiaoshuai's tears came out when he heard this, but he just laughed.
When I arrived at the scallop hotel, the nerdy seniors didn't rush over because they still had something to do, Ye Xiaoshuai first ordered the special king crab and seafood soup in the store, and then ordered more than ten other bits and pieces, and the others waited for the nerdy seniors and Crazy Stone Langsan to come over and let them order.
The price of the seafood shop is expensive, but Ye Xiaoshuai doesn't care, firstly, he owes a lot of money to the Emperor of Heaven, so much that he doesn't care about a little more, and besides, the monk attaches great importance to accepting disciples.
So this little thing can and must be invited, but the room is a little stuffy, the air conditioner has been on for too long, and it is a little dry.
Yu Rouzi also felt it, her heart moved, she snapped her fingers, her body began to release cold air slightly, and the temperature in the room became comfortable.
Half an hour later, the nerd senior rushed to the box with Crazy Stone Langsan, and there was a woman he didn't know.
"Shuai Tian Daoyou, don't you mind if you bring one more person. The nerd senior said embarrassedly.
"It's as if he doesn't mind being able to stand up to any birds. "The three friends of the Wild Stone Wave began to rub on the verge of death again.
Ye Xiaoshuai smiled and said, "Daoyou Langsan, you have said all the words, how can I answer the conversation?"
"No, actually, I want you to mind, it will make some people very shameless, so that I can take revenge, this pair of adulterers and adulteresses, in front of my single dog for two whole days. Crazy Stone Langsan pointed mercilessly at the nerd senior.
The nerd is really enough, he and his girlfriend have a rare two-person world, and this guy has to pull himself as a light cannon.
The nerd senior cleared his throat: "Let me introduce to you, this beautiful and beautiful fairy is my future Taoist companion, called ...... What's it called?"
Ye Xiaoshuai's face twitched, and he suddenly felt that the big senior who was a nerd was not so reliable.
The woman didn't mind, her green jade hands crossed, squatted slightly and said:
"The little girl's surname is white, thank you for your care!"
"Idiot fairy?" The Dream Fulfillment Daoist let out a small sound, but it was as if a needle had landed on the ground.
Ye Xiaoshuai felt so tired, and his bare head towards the Dream Fulfillment Daoist was a brittle bomb.
"Children don't know how to be polite, seniors, don't blame them!" Ye Xiaoshuai hurriedly apologized.
The nerd senior waved his hand and changed the subject:
"It's okay, it's okay, Tong Yan Wuji, Shuai Tian Daoyou, a few Daoists have already prepared for your disciples. ”
"What?" Ye Xiaoshuai was stunned.
Crazy Stone Langsan patted Ye Xiaoshuai: "Don't thank us, we can only help you get here." Come on!"
......
Ye Xiaoshuai smiled dryly: "I have to thank you for a few of you?"
Bala Little Demon Fairy also patted Ye Xiaoshuai: "You're welcome, please ask us to eat more seafood tonight, I want to eat ten king crabs." ”
As he spoke, there was a knock on the door outside the box.
"Please come in. The nerd senior immediately shouted, squeezing his eyebrows at Ye Xiaoshuai.
The door of the box opened, and a little girl with a blushing face and a domineering figure stood at the door, shyly smiling at everyone:
"Hello everyone, excuse me, who is Mr. Ye Xiaoshuai, here is a big express delivery of yours, please sign for it. ”
Ye Xiaoshuai glanced out and found that this girl was actually sent by one person, and the courier ...... It's really big.
"I am, I am Mr. Ye Xiaoshuai. ”
Ye Xiaoshuai greeted warmly, took the express in the girl's hand and put it next to the Dream Daoist.
"Shuai Tian Daoyou, don't you open it and take a look?"
Ye Xiaoshuai tried his best to keep himself calm, unhurriedly unhurriedly opened the express, and sure enough, the items inside were very pleasantly surprised.
"Good gift. ”
Ye Xiaoshuai smiled excitedly, but secretly sighed in his heart, he received the kindness of his fellow Daoists.
The nerd seniors probably knew the reason why he was beaten in the villa a few days ago, and he sent a folding children's bed, so that he didn't have to squeeze in the same bed with the Dream Dao people in the future.
"Come, officially accept apprentices for Shuai Tiandaoyou, and toast to become a senior. ”
Yu Rouzi raised her glass and glanced at Jin Hexagram and Crazy Stone Langsan.
Men don't get drunk, women don't have a chance.
Today they are preparing for a traffic battle, they have to drunk Ye Xiaoshuai, and the laughter continues.
The nerd seniors also deliberately guided Fairy Bai Chi, and she quickly integrated into Ye Xiaoshuai's small circle of friends.
Dream people don't drink, eat hard, the hands and face are full of oil, wine and meat through the intestines, the Buddha left in his heart. What's more, he is not a Buddhist now, and today it is estimated that he is going to make up for all the meat he didn't eat in the past few years.
After three rounds of drinking, Yu Rouzi was already floating, she secretly held Ye Xiaoshuai's hand under the table, one jade leg straddled the chair, and the other hand was guessing with Jin Hexagram, and she was shouting that the brothers were good......
After being full of wine and food, Ye Xiaoshuai called the waiter to pay the bill.
"Just now there is news from Kunlun Ruins, the treasure is about to be born, and tomorrow, any of you will go with me. ”
The nerd senior stood up and said to the group of fellow Daoists.
Crazy Stone Langsan immediately got up and responded: "I'll go, I'll go, tomorrow during the day, I'll be fine, so I'll go with the nerdy seniors to see and see!"
"Ye Xiaoshuai, are you going?" Yu Rouzi squeezed Ye Xiaoshuai's hand hard under the table.
Without waiting for Ye Xiaoshuai to reply, the Emperor of Heaven spoke:
"He went, and he took the Dream Fulfillment Daoist with him. ”
Ye Xiaoshuai shook his head with a smile, feeling helpless, and said to Yu Rouzi: "Fairy Yu Rou, let's go." ”
"Hmm. ”
Maybe it was because she drank too much wine, and Yu Rouzi's little face was a little red. Leaving the thriving Scallop Hotel, the two walked side by side on the sidewalk.
"Shuai Tiandaoyou, do you have a girlfriend?"
Yu Rouzi asked suddenly, her voice was as thin as a mosquito, if it weren't for Ye Xiaoshuai's cultivation gradually becoming stronger, and his ear power would have become better than before, he would really not have heard it.
"Not yet. Ye Xiaoshuai replied honestly.
Yu Rouzi grinned and revealed the two dimples, secretly relieved, and after the two walked a little further, Fairy Yu Rou plucked up her courage:
"Shuai Tian Daoyou, why don't you ...... How about we try to get along?"
Ye Xiaoshuai paused, and after staying for a while, he asked a thunderous question:
"Do you like whipping me?"
"Uh-huh!" Yu Rouzi nodded vigorously - I like it so much. Ye Xiaoshuai was stunned for a long time, and then he scratched his head: "Thank you...... We don't fit. ”
This kind of thing can't be dragged with mud and water, and when it is broken, it will be broken, and the whip of ten meters or so is not a joke.
Yu Rouzi had a dumbfounded expression on her face, this plot is completely wrong, what kind of man chasing a woman across the mountain, a woman chasing a man across the veil or something, it's too unreliable! Then, her head twitched, and her small mouth was directly on Ye Xiaoshuai's lips, and she said:
"I don't care, I left a mark on your face, you will be my person in the future, you will be responsible......"
"Ahh
This time it was Ye Xiaoshuai's turn to look dumbfounded, the first kiss he had cherished for more than ten years was taken away by Yu Rouzi so simply.
After a while, Ye Xiaoshuai sighed heavily: "Let's go back." ”
Since the car couldn't enter the Kunlun Mountains, so in the early morning of the next day, the nerd seniors set off with Ye Xiaoshuai and the others, looked at everyone, and said to Ye Xiaoshuai: "I'll take you and the Dream Dao people, your sword is flying too slowly." ”
"Thank you, nerdy senior!" Ye Xiaoshuai nodded.
"Shuai Tian Daoyou, are you tired?" The little demon fairy found Ye Xiaoshuai holding the Dream Fulfillment Daoist who was still asleep and asked.
"It's fine. Ye Xiaoshuai shook his head.
Not long after, a group of people followed the nerd predecessors to the depths of the Kunlun Mountains, and a hurricane roared, with a strong aura.
The nerd senior slashed forward with both hands, Ye Xiaoshuai could even feel the power of the void confusion, and when he looked at it from a distance, he saw a crack that seemed to be cracked from the sky, the crack was so subtle and boundless that it could just allow one person to pass through, and the thin crack tore the heavens and the earth apart, and powerful power poured out of it, which was amazing.
"Is that the Void Rift? The mana of the nerd seniors is boundless!" Lang San Daoyou exclaimed.
"That's right, that's the Void Rift! You can get to Kunlun Ruins through this rift," the nerd senior said.
Call!
Almost all of them saw it for the first time, because not just anyone could enter the Kunlun Secret Realm, at least the Fifth Rank Venerable himself or a team leader could enter.
The nerd senior jumped into the air, carrying his hands behind his back, and the cultivation of the Five Rank Yuan Venerable Realm exploded, sweeping towards the land of thousands of meters, he looked at Ye Xiaoshuai and the others, and shouted loudly:
"In the secret realm, there are dangers, everyone is not allowed to move around at will, and if you find treasures, you must not fight with others privately!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone present was awakened, and many people didn't know why.
The nerdy senior explained:
"There are not only phantom arrays in the secret realm, but also too many opportunities, which will attract a lot of strong people, and even fight for opportunities, which has led to countless cultivators fighting and even being hunted. ”
When everyone heard this, they realized that this Kunlun secret realm is not so simple.
Once they kill the red eyes in the secret realm, or make a move for chance, it will be a disaster for a few of them in the cultivation realm.
"Nerd senior, let's go......"