Chapter 182: Chen Changsheng's daughter
Chen Changsheng was shocked.
The gas tank exploded?
What a big move!
He sat on Xiao Changshou and hurried to the pasture.
And then.
He met a six-eared macaque who was drinking the fairy brew next to the fairy brewing spring.
Chen Changsheng: "???"
Well?
Monkey?
Six-eared macaques?
What's going on?
Luo Narcissus, when did a monkey come in?
Chen Changsheng was a little dizzy.
At this time, the six-eared macaque seemed to sense something, and when he tilted his head, the monkey's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Daddy!"
The six-eared macaque was overjoyed, and immediately came to Chen Changsheng from the side of the Immortal Brewing Spring.
The hand full of monkey hair, because of excitement, kept scratching the monkey hair on the head.
"Dad, you're here to see someone!"
The six-eared macaque said excitedly.
Chen Changsheng silently looked behind him, and after confirming that there were no other monkeys around him, he asked silently, "Were you calling me just now?"
"Yes, Daddy!"
The six-eared macaque said.
Chen Changsheng: "......"
Chen Changsheng: "???"
Father?
It even called him Daddy?
Depend on!
When did he say monkey?
Otherwise, where did a monkey come from to be a son?
Chen Changsheng was directly depressed.
Therefore, he couldn't help but ask sullenly, "Why do you call me Dad? This is the first time I've seen you, right? Also, where did you come from? Did you make the explosion just now?"
The six-eared macaque was a little dizzy.
Daddy is weird......
I asked so many questions in one go.
This calls her a monkey, how to answer?
The six-eared macaque struggled for a while, and then replied very seriously: "Dad, it's actually ......."
"Don't call me dad yet, call me Changsheng, or call me sir......" Chen Changsheng said immediately, this dad called him a little dizzy.
As soon as he heard this, the six-eared macaque was lost in his heart, and soon his eyes were teary-eyed: "Dad, don't you like Xiao Yiyuan?"
"Don't you cry......"
"Wow~~~Wow~~~~~"
Before Chen Changsheng finished speaking, Xiao Yiyuan was crying, his eyes were teary, he was aggrieved, and his monkey eyes were swollen from crying.
Crying like a tear monkey.
Chen Changsheng: "......"
He felt like it cracked.
And Xiao Changshou is also very helpless.
Stinky brother, brainless goods......
When you see the master, you call Dad, can the master accept it?
And you are not really the son of your master......
You don't want to think about it, you're just a monkey, can the master give birth to you?
Xiao Changshou was helpless in his heart.
At this time, Chen Changsheng really couldn't stand this crying, so he had to make an expedient measure and said, "Don't cry, I'll allow you to call me dad first." ”
"Yikes!"
Xiao Yiyuan immediately stopped laughing and shouted happily, "Daddy Baba Daddy!"
Chen Changsheng: "......"
A monkey ......
Call him Daddy.
How awkward it sounds.
Forget it, let's leave that alone.
Chen Changsheng asked, "Then can you answer my question now?"
Xiao Yiyuan nodded and said, "Dad, I actually jumped out of the stone." ”
Chen Changsheng: "......"
Jumping out of the rocks?
Could it be that you are who?
Six-eared macaque...... The real and false Monkey King in Journey to the West seems to be a six-eared macaque......
He was a little confused for a moment.
But soon, he realized a problem.
"Stones?"
"Daddy?"
"Am I saying that I am a stone?"
"Got a stone pregnant?"
As soon as this thought came out, Chen Changsheng only felt that his whole person was going to be bad.
He is now extremely skeptical of life.
This...... This is not normal no matter how you look at it......
Said stone?
Chen Changsheng pondered carefully for a while and asked, "Which stone did you jump out of, and why did you jump out of the stone?"
"Huh?"
Xiao Yiyuan's big eyes widened, and he pointed in the direction of the Immortal Brewing Spring, and asked in surprise, "Father and mother should know this question better than Xiao Yiyuan, right?"
"Hmmm......"
Chen Changsheng was stopped by this question, and looked at the little monkey dumbfounded, feeling a little ...... in his heart
It's bland.
However, there is nothing wrong with that.
Chen Changsheng's eyes were silent, he looked at this six-eared macaque with great spirituality, and for a moment, he didn't know what to do.
But.
The system solved this problem for him.
"The long-term daily task has been generated, and the little one-yuan cultivator asked. ”
Chen Changsheng: "......"
He blinked.
Got me right?
Teach her to cultivate immortals and ask?
It seems that he can't cultivate immortals himself, right?
He was a little depressed.
He lowered his head and looked at this cute little six-eared macaque, then sighed silently and said, "Do you want me to teach you to cultivate immortals?"
Xiao Yiyuan's big eyes flashed, and he said happily: "I want to~"
"From now on, you will call me master, and you are not allowed to call me father...... Don't cry yet, listen to me. ”
Seeing that Xiao Yiyuan was about to cry again, Chen Changsheng immediately gave him a preventive injection and said, "As the saying goes, one day is a teacher, and a lifetime is a father, so you call me a master better than your father." ”
Xiao Yiyuan tilted his head and thought about it, and felt that it made sense, so he nodded obediently and shouted, "Master." ”
Chen Changsheng nodded with satisfaction.
This master, at least he is more comfortable listening to than his father.
"Then you play with the master's little longevity first, and I'll prepare the teaching content. ”
Chen Changsheng stretched out his hand, rubbed Xiao Yiyuan's little head, smiled lightly at him, and then turned around, his easy-going expression immediately turned into a sad face.
How to teach?
Is this a problem?
He'll have to think about it.
And after Chen Changsheng left step by step, Xiao Changshou's figure gradually transformed, and finally became the beautiful, cute, big-breasted, and delicate little Lori.
"Hello sister!"
When Xiao Yiyuan saw Xiao Changshou, she didn't know why, but she had a very cordial feeling, so she exclaimed very happily.
When Xiao Changshou heard this, he immediately snorted very unhappily, and said arrogantly: "Don't call me sister." ”
"What's that called?" Xiao Yiyuan scratched his head, "Sister?"
Xiao Changshou pursed his lips, inserted the little man's waist that Ying Ying held in his hand, and said, "Stinky brother, call Mom!"
Xiao Yiyuan heard it, she was not stupid, how could it be his mother in front of her?
If she were her mother, wouldn't her father be her husband?
If it's really her husband, how can her husband ride her?
So.
Xiao Yiyuan said faintly: "You are not Xiao Yiyuan's mother, Xiao Yiyuan's mother is a stone." ”
"And I warn you, don't call me brother!"
When Xiao Yiyuan said this, his expression suddenly became a little shy, and he said squirmingly, "People, it's a girl." ”
Xiao Changshou: "......"
Xiao Changshou: "?_?"
Girl?
Xiao Changshou is not good.
This thing turned out to be a female monkey?
Oh my God!
Xiao Changshou couldn't help but stroke his forehead.
The heart is very weak.
She was puzzled now.
She remembers, this stone is a male monkey, right?
Could it be that she remembered that it wasn't the rock?
She looked around, there were too many stones like it in Luo Shu Xianyuan, and it was very possible to say that she was wrong.
No matter.
Anyway, if the first stone gives birth to life, it represents the merit of the master, and it is one step closer to consummation.
The merit to be completed is complete.
The master will go to the netherworld and accumulate yin virtue.
Thinking of the ultimate task of the netherworld, Xiao Changshou is very powerless.
Because, today's netherworld is still very chaotic.
If her master wants to accumulate full yin virtue, he must establish a dungeon in 'unintentional', and in 'unintentionally' accept the official positions of Hades, black and white impermanence, Meng Po and so on......
In the yang world, the task is relatively simple.
After all, this requires the owner to do something that is too little and simple.
And going to the netherworld, it's not that simple.
That is equivalent to re-establishing a new world of order in the chaotic world of ghosts and ghosts......
Nowadays, the three worlds of the fairy world, the god world, and the human world are in order, and there is only the netherworld, which is chaotic and unmanaged......
With a mess in his mind, Xiao Changshou couldn't help but shake his head and stop these thoughts.
"It seems that the day of going to the netherworld is coming soon......"
She whispered inwardly.
Then, with a flash of light, Xiao Changshou turned into a body jade unicorn, and said to Xiao Yiyuan: "You come with me, I will take you to the master's residence." ”
"Thank you, sister. ”
Xiao Yiyuan said politely.
Before coming to the private room.
Xiao Yiyuan poured a cup of tea for Chen Changsheng very obediently.
At this time, Chen Changsheng had already fallen into deep thought, how to teach a monkey to cultivate immortals without experience has become the most difficult question since he crossed over to the immortal cultivation realm for three thousand years.
He pondered.
And in the most prosperous Sacred Realm in Central Continent, with the largest number of sects, the largest area, and a gathering of strong men and geniuses, Lei Zhenzi, the sect leader of the Thunder War Sect, was entertaining some of his friends.
Lei Zhenzi is hospitable, and often holds such banquets and feasts with him.
Take a closer look, this Lei Zhenzi's friends are all big names in Central Continent, and among them, there are many top powerhouses in the immortal cultivation world.
It can be described as a gathering of strong people.
"Congratulations to your sect for adding another strong man in the Mahayana realm, this glazed colorful holy pearl will be given to your sect as a congratulatory gift!"
Yun Yun, the sect leader of the Holy Maiden, is a mature beauty, with a proud figure, plump breasts and fat buttocks, even if she is wearing a loose white robe, she can't hide her proud figure.
And he himself is even more beautiful, his face is elegant and refined, it is difficult to hide his charming, graceful and elegant, and his whole body exudes a charming charm that a mature woman should have.
At this time, Yun Yun asked a disciple to offer the glazed seven-colored holy beads.
Lei Zhenzi's face was full of red light, and he said with a smile: "A mere Mahayana realm powerhouse is nothing. The old man is so happy that the old man has met a master of the world who has supreme creation!"
"Oh, a master of the world?"
When Yun Yun and the others heard this, their expressions suddenly froze.
Lei Zhenzi is in the Central Continent, and he is already in the ranks of the top powerhouses, and he is now about to break through the Mahayana realm, so as to enter the Flying Ascension Realm, and his combat power is transcendent!
Being called a master in the world by Lei Zhenzi is really unbelievable to them.
After all, from Lei Zhenzi's tone, they clearly sensed the unconcealable admiration.
Therefore.
They were thinking, how strong should this worldly master be, so that a strong man who is about to enter the Ascension Realm, his words are full of admiration?
Their eyes flickered, and then, Yun Yun asked, "Sect Master Lei, I don't know who this worldly master is?"
When Lei Zhenzi heard this, he immediately said with a straight face: "How can the old man easily reveal this kind of thing? The old man has always been true to his word and kept his mouth shut......
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but sneer in their hearts, you bottle, there is no bottom below, no one in Zhongzhou doesn't know, you are a big mouth!
Sure enough.
I heard Lei Zhenzi say next: "Hehe, it's okay to tell you, but you have to promise me that you are not allowed to tell others." ”
Thereupon.
Everyone: "......"
Scold~