Chapter 40: You're Not Hard Enough
Kong Mufeng also lay on the ground weakly, looking at the few old men lying beside him, and smiled knowingly.
It's good to play around like this, at least we can all be together, and there is no trouble.
"Why are you still laughing?" Lu Daluan looked at the embarrassed crowd, undressed, half-human and half-demon, tired and half-dead, like those who fled the famine.
Kong Mufeng stood up and laughed: "It's nothing, let's go home, I'm going to slap Tie Dan in the face in a few days, it's almost time to pretend to be forced again, I'm really looking forward to it." ”
Kong Mufeng took out a set of clothes, skillfully helped Yuan Haoke put them on, and woke Yuan Haoke up. "Hey, we've had enough trouble, it's time for us to go. ”
Several men, after this unforgettable night, everyone was exhausted, but the four of them talked and laughed, with smiles in exhaustion.
"What are you doing at night?" Sun Zhilan looked at the four of them, asleep, disheveled, disheveled, and Yuan Haoke was still wearing Kong Mufeng's clothes.
"Hehe, you don't understand men's things. ”
What happened this night? What made these men so excited? Sun Zhilan could only guess in her mind how wonderful this group of men was this night.
In the next ten days, Kong Mufeng announced that he was in retreat, and then he ......
Kong Mufeng has repeated things for more than ten days: eating, sleeping, watching the door, occasionally playing cards with Lao Li, drinking tea with Lao Zhang, teasing birds and playing Tai Chi, and enjoying retirement life in advance. Kong Mufeng is just one white vest away from his uncle.
Soon, more than ten days passed.
Today, the arena is swinging a ring, and torches have already been lit on a high black platform. The crowd was already full, as if watching a fighting beast.
In the past month, Tie Dan has not been idle, and he has practiced all kinds of fists and feet, swords, guns, sticks, and martial arts for a month.
"Look, Tiedan has arrived. ”
I saw that Tie Dan was followed by seven or eight disciples, wearing a black robe, and holding a pole of Zhang's two mixed yuan water and fire sticks in his hand, as if he was Zhang Fei in front of the Dangyang Bridge, and he had the momentum of breaking the bridge.
The iron-level instructor is different, and he is really extraordinary. A group of people boasted and admired it, and they all admired it.
And this time, on the surface, there were a number of Iron and Wood Elder Instructors, all of whom came to watch. The elders and teachers above all secretly stared at the corners under their own identities.
Among this group of people, there was a middle-aged man in a black robe who was constantly watching in the corner: "Why hasn't this kid come yet?" This middle-aged man in black robe is a subordinate of the Great Elder, and it is naturally impossible for the Great Elder to surrender his identity and come here to watch the street fights.
"Hmm, the night is silent, why is he here......" A middle-aged man in a blue robe also recognized this person. "Is that what the Great Elder meant? The Great Elder is interested in this?"
It turned out that this middle-aged Sven was the representative of the mansion lord who came to see the play, and these gold medal instructors naturally had to hold a shelf.
However, after a few hours, Kong Mufeng still did not appear.
On the third pole of the day, everyone was so hot that they cried bitterly. "This Kong Mufeng has such a big shelf, and he actually made so many teachers and elders wait for him?"
"It's just that this new instructor is too crazy. ”
At this moment, Kong Mufeng slowly rode Lu Da Roll's donkey over.
His hair was messy, his eyes were disheveled, he was weak and disheveled, and he looked like he had just woken up.
Kong Mufeng scratched his head and yawned: "Inside, I'm sorry, I'm late, so let's start." ”
As soon as Kong Mufeng stepped onto the battlefield, a group of people drowned with saliva.
"Kong Mufeng, what kind of system are you so lazy that you dare to let all the instructors wait for you? Don't you know that our time is precious?"
Everyone saw that this instructor was none other than Musashi Pavilion's guard, and he was nicknamed Daimaruko.
Kong Mufeng looked at Da Maruko with a question mark on his face and said, "You wait a while, delay your time?"
"Why did I invite you here? Or did you buy a ticket? We have a fight, and you still think you want to come to the show?" Kong Mufeng was already angry to get up, and he was blown up directly by this big pill.
"I ......" Da Maruko just wanted to refute, but after thinking about it, Kong Mufeng was right.
Kong Mufeng said aloud to everyone: "Come to the ranks, today is where I come to pretend to be a coercion, you can watch it if you like, and if you don't watch it, you can get out, I didn't invite you, that's it, let's start." ”
Kong Mufeng's words undoubtedly calmed everyone, whether it was a wooden card or an iron card, they were so frightened that they didn't dare to speak.
I saw Kong Mufeng standing on the stage, holding the black dragon whip tightly in his hand, looking ahead, like a lieutenant fighting Zhang Fei.
"Come on, please start your show. Kong Mufeng took a gesture of invitation and glanced at Tie Dan casually.
Tie Dan was full of muscles, and the water and fire stick in his hand slashed his face, and it is said that no matter who this stick went down, all ** burst.
"Ahhhhh ”
The iron rod was in his hand, and the output was roaring, Tie Dan's eyes were like copper bells, and the water and fire sticks in his hands fell suddenly, and everyone turned back one after another, and now Kong Mufeng was miserable.
Who knew that Kong Mufeng was not flustered, and a snakeskin move made a false move.
"You can't beat me, I'm just that strong. ”
Before Kong Mufeng could say enough, the water and fire stick caught up at once.
"Good guy, didn't you say that the reaction of the most powerful is slow? Kong Mufeng screamed, causing everyone to laugh.
"Hahahaha, this kid is afraid that he will be frightened by the water and fire stick of Tie Dan. ”
"Don't talk about people like that, people have worked very hard, trying to restrain themselves from peeing their pants. ”
"Hahahaha......"
Everyone likes to see this kind of pretending to be embarrassed, slap your face, let you pretend.
Who knew that Kong Mufeng backhanded a small fist, boom......
"Shhh
Kong Mufeng withdrew, covering his hands and shouting in pain, but everyone did not laugh at Kong Mufeng.
Because Tie Dan's appearance seemed to be more painful, the water and fire stick in his hand almost flew out, and the shock was painful.
Kong Mufeng's bare hands are bound to become a good story.
"I said, you can't do this stick, it's not hard enough, it's not as hard as my fist. Kong Mufeng mocked mercilessly, pun intended, and was so angry that Tie Dan jumped like thunder.
"Damn, tigers don't send cats, you and I are critically ill?" Tie Dan was covered in bruised tendons, and the water and fire stick in his hand made a nine dragon pantian.
"This Nine Dragons Pantian, he has actually cultivated to the ninth level. Everyone exclaimed, this Nine Dragons Pantian is the top Xuan-level martial arts of the Qian family's school, and the cultivation level is also rising step by step, and it is not so simple to cultivate to the ninth level.
"Random Gun Trick ......"
Kong Mufeng has no other good way, no matter how strong his fists are, they can't be just as strong as other people's iron rods. It can only be resisted with a yellow-level martial art.
This is like cutting Shang Fang's sword with a burning stick, Kong Mufeng can be said to be defeated and retreated, with or without the support of exercises, Kong Mufeng is gradually unable to do it.