"Congming, consonance, consonance", heavy footsteps came from inside the Overlord Palace, and a vague figure gradually became clear from the darkness.

Tang Yuanxing approached Xiao Tianhe and whispered, "Congratulations, you have successfully provoked the eldest brother." Ask for more blessings!" He stepped aside.

Out of the temple came a burly fellow. He was more than nine feet tall, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and wore only a small gray linen shoulder, and his arms were open, revealing his bronzed skin. The chest and abdomen are full of muscles, the majestic arms are not much thinner than Xiao Tianhe's thighs, and the muscles of the upper arms are bulging, almost the size of a child's head. His fists clenched, and the veins in his forearms burst out in anger. His legs were long and thick, and he wore a pair of red knee-length pants on his lower body, and he did not wear shoes on his feet, but he had a thick layer of calluses on the soles of his feet, otherwise he would not have stepped out of such loud footsteps. His head was as big as a bucket, and his yellow messy hair hung straight down to the roots of his ears, and his cheeks were covered with stubble, which poked out of his skin like steel nails. A pair of tiger eyes as big as copper bells were glaring at Xiao Tianhe viciously.

What a man who is both majestic and terrifying.

Xiao Tianhe was not afraid of him and looked at him. The man let out a big breath from his nostrils, reached out and grabbed Xiao Tianhe's neck, and lifted him up.

"Stinky boy, you're tired of being crooked, aren't you!" Lei Xiaoyan yelled at Xiao Tianhe, and the spit star sprayed Xiao Tianhe's face.

"You finally dare to show up?" Xiao Tianhe forcibly endured the pressure in his throat, blushing and spit out a few words.

"It's still hard-mouthed!" Lei Xiaoyan's hand added strength again, and Xiao Tianhe's face turned even redder. I'm afraid that with a little more strength, his neck will be crushed by Lei Xiaoyan.

"Let me tell you, you bastards dare to come to the Zongpiao Realm to die, and I will become you! I heard Tang Yuan'er say that you didn't hurt him, so I let you go. You stinky boy actually dare to scold me! This is your own death, don't blame me for not 'raising your noble hand'!" Lei Xiaoyan spat and flew everywhere, as if he was "washing his face" for Xiao Tianhe.

Xiao Tianhe's scalp was numb from the sound of Lei Xiaoyan and Lei Gong's voice, and he was dizzy when he pinched him, but he still grinned - although nothing came out.

"Yo ho!" Lei Xiaoyan saw that Xiao Tianhe still dared to laugh, lifted him into the air, and flew out with a slap.

Xiao Tianhe was beaten to the bottom of the steps of the main hall, and the left side of his face was swollen like a steamed bun, and his mouth was salty and smelled of blood. He pointed at Lei Xiaoyan and smiled hard: "You stupid, 'raise your noble hand' is something that you only said when you beg for mercy, how can it be used for yourself?"

"Abominable thing! Toast and don't eat and drink, today I will definitely make you 'pay for your blood debt'!" Lei Xiaoyan scolded and walked down the steps.

"Haha...... 'blood debt and blood payment'?" Xiao Tianhe laughed even harder.

"Laugh and laugh, laugh and laugh, you laugh! See if I don't let you 'be happy and sad'!" Lei Xiaoyan shouted, and hugged Xiao Tianhe by the waist with both hands.

"Alas......" Tang Yuanxing, who was watching the excitement on the side, couldn't stand it anymore, shook his head again and again, and persuaded, "Big brother, don't talk nonsense if you don't know how to use words, it's really embarrassing......"

Lei Xiaoyan turned his head and glared at him angrily: "What's wrong? I am 'like thunder' in this floating realm! I can say whatever I want, and I can use it however I want! 'One word and nine tripods'! 'A promise of a thousand gold'! You 'wine bag and rice bag' were beaten by a 'stranger' girl who 'escaped death', I haven't asked you to 'settle accounts after the autumn', you can stay for me to 'obscure'!"

Tang Yuanxing was stunned, where is this, it's messy, and none of the idioms are used in the right place. If you can make the dead laugh alive, I'm afraid that his fierce big brother can say it, right?

Xiao Tianhe wanted to laugh but couldn't, Lei Xiaoyan's strong arms were like a pair of shackles, firmly "handcuffing" him to his body. After Lei Xiaoyan finished scolding the donkey's lips and the horse's mouth, he looked at Xiao Tianhe with a cruel smile while tightening Xiao Tianhe: "Stinky boy, this taste is quite 'painful', right? Call you 'sneering'! Tell you to 'sneer'! Tell you to 'sneer'! When you 'break your liver and intestines', you will know that you are 'terrified'!"

If this continues, Xiao Tianhe's waist will really be strangled by him.

"Your strength is stronger than me, you can't win!" Xiao Tianhe said excitedly.

Lei Xiaoyan frowned, and suddenly turned his head and asked Tang Yuanxing: "Tang Yuan'er, what does 'victory without martial arts' mean?"

Tang Yuanxing explained helplessly: "That is to say, you are unfair like this, and there is nothing to be honored with if you win." ”

"Yo! What's the matter, I can't kill you if I'm stronger than you? I'll still be 'radiant' if I kill you!" Lei Xiaoyan increased his strength again, Xiao Tianhe's waist even made a "click" sound of bone rubbing, and a mouthful of blood rose from the abdominal cavity to the chest cavity, spurted out of the mouth, and sprayed Lei Xiaoyan's face.

"Okay, you're still 'spewing blood'!" Lei Xiaoyan turned Xiao Tianhe in a direction like kneading dough, so that his back was facing him, and when he was about to strangle him again, he let go of his hand again and said to himself: "No, no, this is not good." If he 'and pee', won't I be soiled by him in vain!"

Lei Xiaoyan swept Xiao Tianhe aside, walked to the steps, half-squatted in front of a bronze tiger statue, stretched out his arms and hugged him, his legs exerted force, and his feet fell to the ground. I saw him shout, kicked on the ground, and actually hugged the two-zhang high bronze statue! What an amazing strength! It was difficult to lift it flat, so Lei Xiaoyan raised the bronze statue, took advantage of the situation to the side of his head and chest, carried the bronze statue on his shoulder, and turned to Xiao Tianhe to walk. Every step of the way is as solid as a mountain. Looking at the footprints behind him, each pit is half a foot deep.

Lei Xiaoyan was like a mortal god, carrying a bronze statue to Xiao Tianhe, intending to smash him to pieces.

"Wait!

Xiao Tianhedao, "Lei Xiaoyan, I know that it is easy for you to kill me, but if I am afraid of death, I will not come today! I heard that you are a man who stands up to the sky, why don't you fight me fairly? If you have to put me to death, when the bronze statue falls, if I blink an eye, I will not be surnamed Xiao! It's a pity that it is not you who will crush me to death, but the difference in strength!"

"Where's your helper, and hasn't shown up yet?" asked Lei Xiaoyan.

"My brothers and sisters, each one of them is worthy of you. If I ask them to come and help me, I believe you won't have any good fruit to eat!, but it is me who challenges you, and you don't need to rely on others!" Xiao Tianhe tried to stand up, but the severe pain in his lumbar spine made him unable to straighten his waist at all.

Lei Xiaoyan didn't answer, but put the bronze tiger statue aside, and with a dull loud "boom", the pier of the bronze statue actually sank half into the ground.

"Do you think that you are the only one who has a brother, and I don't? Just send a little creature like you, and you don't need my brother to go out at all. Originally, I didn't want to show my face, but who told you to say anything 'the tiger's ass can't be touched'!" mentioning this sentence, Lei Xiaoyan's stomach was still bulging, "That's it, what you said just now made me quite satisfied." Well, with the courage you have to challenge me, and the boldness of not letting others help, I'm going to fight!"

After Xiao Tianhe listened, he glanced at the bronze tiger statue, and instantly understood the real reason why Lei Xiaoyan was angered, because his body was a demon tiger!"In front of the 'tiger', 'tiger ass', no wonder he is angry, so it is, so it is!" Xiao Tianhe suddenly felt that this matter was very interesting, and couldn't help but laugh.

"I said, why do you like to laugh so much?" Lei Xiaoyan was dissatisfied.

"I don't know your true nature, and I was offended by my unintentional words, and I didn't understand it until just now, forgive me. Xiao Tianhe arched his hand.

"Don't talk nonsense! Don't you want a fair fight?

"Hmm......" Xiao Tianhe touched his chin, the corners of his mouth raised, and an idea came to mind, he said: "That's it, I thought of a few rules, you can listen to it and see if it's reasonable." First, my weapons are not of high quality, and they are certainly not as good as your natal weapons. Besides, I'm not challenging you to fight to the death, so we don't use weapons, how about it?"

Lei Xiaoyan clenched his fist with his right hand and smashed it in the palm of his left hand: "Then you mean to test your fist and foot kung fu? No problem!"

"Good. Second, because I'm a beginner demon cultivator, you have to suppress your skills to the same level as mine. Do you disagree with that?"

"Well, that's fair, I'm okay with that. Lei Xiaoyan also agreed.

"But even if you suppress your strength, your own physical strength and strength are far superior to mine, so the third rule is for me to attack, and you can only defend ......"

Before Xiao Tianhe finished speaking, Lei Xiaoyan shook his head again and again: "No, no, no, then won't I become a sandbag, let you get angry? It's not fair, it's not fair! It's better to fight at will, I can control my strength almost like you?"

"Then your defense is much stronger than mine! I don't hurt to hit you, and if you don't control it well, you may kill me, so what's the point of fighting?"

"But if I can only defend it, even if I keep it until the 'earth is desolate', I won't be able to win you!"

Xiao Tianhe couldn't cry or laugh: "Who wants to 'guard the earth to the heavens' with you? Your 'Tangyuan'er' brother is right, don't talk nonsense if you don't know how to use words, it's disgusting!"

Tang Yuanxing, who was not far away, covered his mouth and laughed secretly.

"Then what do you say?" Lei Xiaoyan spread his hands.

"It's simple, just set a target for both my offense and your defense. Since you are angry at me for unintentionally saying 'the tiger's ass can't be touched', we take this sentence as a request. The goal of my offense is to touch your ass, and the goal of your defense is to keep me from touching your ass and not to hurt each other. How?" Xiao Tianhe smiled.

Lei Xiaoyan unconsciously touched his buttocks, and said in surprise: "You're really energetic! Okay, it's up to you, I don't believe you can touch my ass casually! Don't say it's you, no one in the world wants to touch my ass!"

Xiao Tianhe secretly said in his heart: "If it weren't for increasing the chances of winning, I wouldn't have touched your big ass......

"Fourth, in case you run away or hide so I won't be able to find you, you must limit your range of movement to the grass between here and the steps of the main hall. ”

Lei Xiaoyan pouted: "I don't care to use that kind of laipi method." It's up to you!"

Xiao Tianhe smiled slightly, and Lei Xiaoyan was walking towards the "trap" he had dug step by step. "Fifth, just in case you keep your hands on your butt and don't let me touch it, you have to tie your hands. ”

"I'm not that mean...... Well, according to you!"

"Sixth, just in case you sit on the ground with your butt and never get up again, so I have to make a rule, if you hit the ground with your butt, you will lose!"

"You can think of this kind of idea! It's up to you, what else do you want?"

"Finally, for the sake of fairness, the competition is set at one hour. ”

"Okay!" this rule was in Lei Xiaoyan's favor, so he agreed more and more readily.

"That's it, I'll put powder on my palm, and the palm print on your ass will determine the winner. In addition, when the time is up, I don't touch it, I lose, you go out of range, I win, you attack, you lose, you hit the butt on the ground, I win, whoever hurts the opponent loses. Xiao Tianhe summed up the rules of the competition.

"That's right!"

Lei Xiaoyan nodded.

"Since it's a competition, you have to make a bet. If you lose, you will have to be my subordinate from now on and follow my orders. Xiao Tianhe said again.

Lei Xiaoyan hesitated, and it seemed that such a big bet was not worth it in this almost "gambling" contest.

Of course, Xiao Tianhe knew what he was hesitating, so he continued to say temptation: "The competition is fair, and of course the bet must be fair." I know that with my pitiful strength, I guess you won't be able to look down on you as your subordinate. In this way, if you win, I will let the sister who defeated Brother Tang obey you from now on, how about it?"

Lei Xiaoyan heard Xiao Tianhe lift Li Cuiyan to a height equal to him, he couldn't help but look at Tang Yuanxing in surprise and asked, "Is that girl really so powerful?"

After seeing Tang Yuanxing nodding repeatedly, Lei Xiaoyan let out a long breath: "Okay!"

Xiao Tianhe arched his hand like Tang Yuanxing and said: "Brother Tang, you also heard what you said just now, and please testify to the competition between the two of us." ”

"No problem. After Tang Yuanxing answered, he returned to the Overlord Hall and took out a chair, put it under the eaves of the palace, sat down comfortably, and planned to watch a good show with a smile.

Xiao Tianhe used a Huangyan knife to draw a rectangular area on the grass as a test venue. He crushed another pill and applied the powder to his palms.

"Let's get started, right?" Xiao Tianhe said.

"No!" Lei Xiaoyan refused.

Xiao Tianhe was puzzled, wondering if that stupid guy had discovered his plan?

I saw Lei Xiaoyan hurriedly rushing back to the hall, and after a while, he ran out again, and threw Xiao Tianhe a pill with his hand: "I injured you just now, you can't even straighten your waist now, I won't fight you." It's a healing elixir, I'll wait here for you to recover, and then I'll try again. Lei Xiaoyan said and sat cross-legged on the ground.

Xiao Tianhe was happy, this Lei Xiaoyan was really like what Shi Haoming said, although he was short-tempered, he was honest and righteous. It just so happens that his lumbar spine is in unbearable pain, so it's better to rest and recover first. So, he took the black healing pill.

The medicinal effect of the pill was very magical, and after only a few hours, Xiao Tianhe could no longer feel the pain, and his waist rod had returned to its original straightness.

Xiao Tianhe tied Lei Xiaoyan's hands firmly behind him with a strap, and the two stood in the middle of the field.

The competition starts at noon.

Neither acted immediately. Xiao Tianhe bent on his waist, and his hands coated with medicinal powder hung between his knees. Lei Xiaoyan stared closely at Xiao Tianhe's every move, his idea was: always keep facing Xiao Tianhe, and don't let the other party stick to him. In this way, Xiao Tianhe would not have a chance to touch his ass. Even if Xiao Tianhe used his body technique, he could also use his body technique to deal with it, and Xiao Tianhe must have wanted to go around behind him, and he only had to turn around. In other words, Xiao Tianhe's consumption must be greater than him, and he only needs to hold on for an hour, and Xiao Tianhe will lose.

It's a pity that Xiao Tianhe never intended to touch Lei Xiaoyan's big buttocks. He knew that even if Lei Xiaoyan suppressed his strength, it would not be easy to defeat him. When he guessed Lei Xiaoyan's body, he instantly figured out Shi Haoming's plan and the reason why he challenged Lei Xiaoyan. Seeing that Lei Xiaoyan had a straightforward personality and acted recklessly, Xiao Tianhe made up his mind not to choose an opponent, but to outwit him. As for the content of the "touching the buttocks" competition proposed later, in fact, Xiao Tianhe's real purpose is to "play by borrowing the question" and using "touching the buttocks" as an introduction to formulate rules that are not conducive to Lei Xiaoyan. The stupid Lei Xiaoyan really hit the trick and accepted all the conditions as ordered.

All the rules were almost all beneficial to Xiao Tianhe, and at the same time not conducive to Lei Xiaoyan. Take a look at Xiao Tianhe's final summary, you can understand that Lei Xiaoyan is out of range and loses, when he makes an offensive move, he loses, he sits on the ground and loses, and he hurts people and loses. Xiao Tianhe deliberately staggered the descriptions with "I win" and "you lose", which sounded much more comfortable than a series of "you lose"; this was to paralyze Lei Xiaoyan so as not to arouse his suspicions; in fact, what was the difference between "I win" and "you lost"? In addition, Lei Xiaoyan was coaxed into tying his hands so that he could not swing his arms freely to maintain balance when he moved like this. Even the playing field was deliberately divided into a rectangle by Xiao Tianhe, so that it would be easier to force Lei Xiaoyan to the border. As for the last rule that "the game time is set for one hour", it is to make Lei Xiaoyan feel comfortable. With so many favorable conditions in the first place, Xiao Tianhe was completely sure that he would be able to solve the battle in half an hour.

Xiao Tianhe bowed his waist for a while, and suddenly sat on the ground, looking at Lei Xiaoyan.

Lei Xiaoyan was puzzled, and looked at Xiao Tianhe closely, not knowing what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd. The two looked at each other like this for a long time, and Lei Xiaoyan finally couldn't help it, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Xiao Tianhe didn't reply, just grinned at Lei Xiaoyan.

Lei Xiaoyan was so laughed by him that his heart was furious, and he shouted: "You are a ghost! If you don't want to compare, you can admit defeat!"

"Hehe, I laugh at you for being stupid, you don't know if you want to lose. ”

"This is just the beginning, why am I 'going to lose'?"

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, you look back at your ass!" Xiao Tianhe said lightly.

Lei Xiaoyan's heart was shocked, and he said secretly: "No, that stinky boy obviously hasn't moved! Could it be that he has any special ability to touch people's butts in the air?" He hurriedly looked back, but unfortunately, no matter how a person turned his head, he couldn't see his entire ass. Lei Xiaoyan pulled his neck and turned his head hard, but he could only see the sides of his left and right buttocks. Whether there was a palm print on his buttocks, he couldn't know.

Seeing Lei Xiaoyan's strenuous and funny behavior, Xiao Tianhe leaned back with a smile, thinking, "This guy is really easy to deceive!"