Chapter Twenty-Six: The Joker

"Maybe this black fox is the only person in the world who knows the location of the Tiger Heavenly Demon, and it is impossible to get rid of the Tiger Heavenly Demon in advance and not resurrect it. And the black fox, not to mention its cunning, even if it is caught, it will not confess, or set a trap to lead us into a trap, but it is difficult to catch it, so it seems that the only way to prepare is to prepare early. ”

As he spoke, Master shook his head, sighed, and said to the two of us, "Forget it, it's useless to be troubled now, and I doubt that this is theirs...... Forget it, you still have to practice diligently, especially you, Liu Tong! Day by day, you know how to play, if you can't recover your strength, I'm missing a big arm. ”

"Hehe, Master, I still have something to do, I'll go first. Liu Tong reacted when the master called him by name, left such a sentence, and ran away. The master did not chase him or stop him. still spoke like that, probably because he was sure that the senior brother would definitely hear the latter half of the sentence, after all, there was still a "thousand miles of sound" or something.

"You can also go, practice hard, and when your Taiming steps and swordsmanship have improved a lot, I will teach you new spells, and by the way, I will take you out on a mission or something, let's go." ”

"Uh......" I was about to say something, but I still didn't say anything, so I answered and went out.

When I first went in and asked him about the Seven Tigers and something, he had already figured out what he was going to say to me, so he must have already figured out how to perfunctory me. Tell me what I should tell, don't tell what I shouldn't, and even if I ask, I'm bound to be prevaricated. As for what he said, what exactly he meant: "whether it is their ...... or not" can only be said later.

Liu Tong doesn't take me to play, and the master doesn't teach me anything new for the time being, the fat and thin double bald, He Laosan and Yinsi, the two of them are like a pair of cross talk actors, and they play by themselves every day, Liu Tong told me that he usually doesn't work with these two goods, and that Luo Tian, just a piece of wood, is the same as the two people in my dormitory, they don't usually speak, and it doesn't mean anything to be with him.

I can't practice all spells in broad daylight, this is what the fat man He Laosan said, obviously not so reliable, and the credibility is extremely low, but when I saw that several of them were tying paper people, I was embarrassed to be lazy. After all, even Liu Tong is working.

When I started to tie it, I suddenly realized that it was really difficult, I thought it was the same as the origami that my elementary school teacher told us to make, well, in fact, until now I don't know how to origami airplanes, let alone paper people...... Embarrassed!

At this time when I was embarrassed, He Laosan, who was sitting next to me, came over: "Hey, little brother, I heard that you went out with Liu Tong yesterday, where did he take you? Did he get you drunk? Is there a woman? Hehehehehehe......"

"......" is really not a few reliable, thanks to what the master said, these fat and thin bald people are a little stronger than Liu Tong.

"It's okay, it's just a bar, there are a lot of people, there are men and women, not drunk. ”

Before I finished speaking, Liu Tong interjected directly: "That's it, I patronized to take you to familiarize yourself with the familiar profession, I forgot to take you to play, this thing depends on me, this thing depends on me, I will take you to a good place tonight, call the girl, ask for wine, until you get drunk." ”

"You pull it down, I won't go!" I decisively refused.

"Hey, boy, now you're a young kid, but you have to take the opportunity to uh-huh-haha. That Yinsi also intervened at this time, and then several people started a verbal battle, until the master came out and gave one of them a burst.

But the loss is that they have a little conscience, today He Laosan and Yinsi did not bother me, although Liu Tong came over to take me to the bar, but was still stopped by the master.

......

"Whew-" I held the copper coin sword, stepped on the Taiming step, played a few sword flowers, suddenly threw forward, drew a parabola, smashed to the ground, and instantly scattered in all directions, turning into sixteen copper coins. "Hurry!" I uttered a spell, and the sixteen copper coins flashed red, staggering, forming a copper coin sword again, and under the effect of my spell, the fan blades rotated.

At this time, Xiao Mo had already arrived there, only to see her leap suddenly, shake her head in the air, hold the copper coin sword in her mouth, throw it at my side, and throw the sword over, and at the same time the long big white tail broom-like void behind her swept over. At this time, I stepped too brightly, and I was already approaching quickly, and I took the copper coin sword halfway and rushed directly.

After Xiao Mo threw out the copper coin sword and swept out the tail, he quickly landed, and the two jumps became directly facing me, and he pounced hard, forming a pincer with my sword.

"Close!" As soon as my hand moved, the copper coin sword was changed to a backhand hold, and the pace of Tai Ming's steps changed, retreated by half a point, and stopped, Xiao Mo also made a sharp turn in the air, and landed smoothly after the somersault.

Since the last time I used Xiao Mo to bring the ghost into the encirclement, I found that Xiao Mo is a very good helper, and it is also on the rooftop, although it is still more than enough to deal with the big ghost, but the disturbance is enough, and the cooperation of the two of us is a dog is also a good fighting skill.

"Well, yes, yes, after you let go, you will throw it back, and then you go around behind the enemy to form an encirclement, which not only makes up for the defect that the copper coin sword cannot come back automatically, but also gives full play to its own advantages, perfect and perfect, then, this move is called ...... Well, Qin Qiong had a trick back then, so our move is called the Sword Formation. ”

"Okay!" Suddenly, Master's voice sounded in my ears, and I was startled, and I quickly looked back to find that Master had unknowingly arrived behind me.

"Hahahaha, Guo Rui, your dog ghost is not simple, a lot of training, it is also a strong help, if you usually have time, you can help Jiuhua practice, and you can become a powerful ghost in the future." Okay, you're tired for a day, go rest, hurry up and make progress, you don't need to tie paper people in the future, there are not so many people to buy it, just tie that bit of inventory. ”

"Hey, hey, Master, it's too hurtful, we're the life of coolies!" Liu Tong walked over from nowhere, hugged his shoulders, stuffed a bottle of foreign beer in his arms, inserted a straw into the bottle, held it in his mouth, and said while biting it with his teeth.

"Hmph, it's good that you can be honest, you know how to drink it every day, and the wine I hide ......" seemed to almost say something.

"Master, you are hiding it, in the hole under the third flower pot in the backyard of your wine cellar, you underestimate He Laosan's sense of smell too much, and you will pull it out as soon as you pull it. ”

“...... My wine!"

It was another heartbreak, and I had to be prepared to plug my ears first.

"Guo Rui, you go first, there will be blood splashed for a while!"

"Hey, Master, hey, hey, hey......"

I watched this farce of the old and the young, and the voices of He Laosan and others later, probably because of the fact that they were pulling flower pots and stealing wine. Forget it, let them make trouble, nothing will happen anyway, just a few living treasures.

After looking at the sky, it would be a waste of time to go back to the house now, so it would be better to go out and play. So I went out and took a taxi, ready to go to the city's commercial streets.

"Hey, young man, how old?"

There are many taxi drivers, among which there are countless classifications, the most important of which are chatter, music maniac, silent brother and weird Shu Xiao. Unfortunately, I came across a chatter.

"Hey, why are you so fat?"

Well, won't chat yet.

"Let me tell you, this day, it's really hot, there is an air conditioner in the house, and when I come out, I sweat and sweat, as if I have melted, how comfortable it is in the car. ”

"Hey, is there a car accident in front, it's not light, it seems to be smoking. ”

"Hey, I was in a car accident last year, the year before last, yes, last year, I was in a car accident, it wasn't that serious, so I wiped it a little. ”

"Blah, blah, blah. "I seem to have reacted, the previous one, it seems...... Not trivial.

"What?" I quickly slowed down, looking in the direction of the ambulance siren in my ears. Just in front of the T-junction, three cars collided, crashed into the guardrail on the side of the road, and a tree, and the pedestrians were also injured a lot, several people were lying on the ground, and all three cars were knocked out of shape, and there was smoke, and it seemed that there was a possibility of explosion at any time.

The ambulance was already on the side, and several medical staff wearing white coats and white masks were working in pairs, holding stretchers, to rescue those lying outside and people under the car. However, they obviously underestimated the number of injured people, not to mention the stretcher, and the car could not turn so many people.

"Master, it's not quite right here, it's so heavy in broad daylight. In his heart, Xiao Mo's voice suddenly came.

"Hmm," I promised inwardly. I had already figured out that something was wrong, this place was not a very empty place, and the whole road counted the left and right, and at most five cars side by side at the same time, and this was still counting the guardrail in the middle. And it's time to get off work, and although this place is not a dense place for that kind of company, there are still some cars, not nothing.

So, the question is, under such conditions, how can such a serious car accident occur? Generally, the driver has a reaction, and when he sees the situation, he will definitely brake sharply, at most it will be dented, and it cannot be so serious.

"The driver stops, just here, don't go there. ”

Get out of the car, roughly count the money, give the driver very calmly, and wipe a drop of cow tears as if nothing happened, don't rush to the scene first, light a cigarette, make people think that my destination is here, and then, look over.

Although it is already evening, the summer days are long, and the sky is still bright, the sun is still hanging, under the tears of the cow, as far as I can see, there are only one or two ghosts at the scene of the car accident that look very powerful, probably attracted by the car or the car, to absorb the grievances of the injured and the dead.

"Master, look there!" Xiao Mo said to me, telecardiogram, I already know which side she is talking about.

As far as the eye was pointing to, right next to the scene of the car accident, behind the ambulance, came a clown, no, a weird clown.

Pointed brown leather shoes, leggings with red and white bars, colorful blouses, blood-red exploding head, and a big round nose of the same color, a miserable white face, and a pair of big eyes, although the distance is far away, I can still see the ferocity in his eyes.

"Doot, doo, doo,......" the clown hummed a little song in his mouth, slowly walked to a person lying on the ground, bent over, stretched out his hand, touched and dragged on him, and a person who looked exactly like that person was arrested.

"Master, that is his soul, this clown, it seems that he has come to seduce the soul. Xiao Mo explained.

"I see, is it a ghost in the underworld? No wonder the yin qi is heavy, since it is a ghost errand, let's not get involved in legal matters. ”

"No, master, this is not a ghost, he is a ghost envoy, even if the ghost of the underworld is the lowest, it is also officially canonized, and there is righteousness in his body, and this clown, there is only evil qi in his body, it is definitely a bad heart, master, you see!"

Xiao Mo suddenly raised his voice, I quickly looked over, and found that the clown didn't know where to conjure up a ** bag and put the soul of the person just now. The soul was formless and weightless, and the sack did not even change its shape when it was put inside, and the clown carried it on his shoulders and walked to the next person.

"Master, that person's three souls and seven spirits are just a little weaker, and they are scattered, obviously not a dying person, this ghost must not have good intentions to catch people's souls. ”

I couldn't help frowning when I heard this, and said, "Then, this strange car accident should also be his ghost, Xiao Mo, prepare, go!"

After saying that, I threw away the cigarette that had just been in my mouth, stretched out my hand, sixteen copper coins in my hand, clenched my fists, put my hand in my trouser pocket, and walked over silently, pretending that nothing had happened.

It's definitely not appropriate to start now, this clown doesn't seem to be weak, and he can't take it down instantly if he makes a rash move, and it's not good if it drags it down and hurts civilians. If you want to do it, you have to go to a place where no one is around.