Chapter 186: Fooled Flash
It was Du Rushan who came to deliver sunflower seeds, and the whole two carts were already fried by the villagers.
The sunflower seeds were big and plump, twice as big as the previous one, Jiang Xingchen grabbed a handful, opened it very skillfully, picked the kernel inside into his mouth, and chewed it gently.
"Hmm~ It's crispy and fragrant! I really miss this taste!" Jiang Xingchen squinted his eyes comfortably, feeling extremely enjoyable.
"Sir, the sunflower seeds are harvested more than the grain, and I asked the craftsmen to build a grain warehouse on the site of the old village. Du Rushan on the side said.
Jiang Xingchen nodded, this tour, the Bauhinia Song and Dance Troupe and the theater are divided into three sevens, and they take the lion's share. They divided 350,000 yuan in ticket money alone, excluding various expenses, preparations, students' performance fees, and stage background decoration money, he alone divided 100,000 yuan, and it was not a problem to repair a storage warehouse.
"How's the construction family doing?" Jiang Xingchen asked as he swallowed melon seeds.
"Their personnel are in place, their simple shelters have been built, raw materials are being entered, and ditches are being excavated!" replied Du Rushan.
"It's worthy of a family of architects, it's really fast enough to ......" sighed, Jiang Xingchen pointed to the sunflower seeds: "Don't sit still, you can taste it too, this is a good thing!"
"Thank you......, sir! Eat it yourself! I'll ...... It's a little hot, and my tongue hurts!" Du Rushan smiled awkwardly.
"Uh!" Jiang Xingchen was stunned for a moment, and immediately reacted, and immediately scolded secretly: "How did I forget, how can I say that these souls are weak, I must have eaten them by myself...... I have a headache on my tongue, and I don't know how much I knocked!"
Du Rushan also secretly said in his heart: "We haven't eaten much, we won't knock at all, our tongue grinds painfully! I don't know how people learn, it's better than you don't stumble!"
"Okay!" Jiang Xingchen put down the sunflower seeds, clapped his hands, and said, "Linshui City and the imperial capital also need you to make a trip...... Remember, take two villagers over and teach the people arranged by Sun Sanqiang how to fry sunflower seeds, the road is too far, and then send them to the cotton after frying!"
"Yes!" Du Rushan responded, got up and left quickly.
He just walked on the front foot, and the old man on the back foot. Zhao Danqing, the second brother, and the fourth brother ran in, looking panicked.
Jiang Xingchen looked at it and asked, "Your tail is being stepped on." What's the way it looks?"
"Stop talking nonsense, let's get out of the way. Something is wrong!" the old man said loudly. His eyes were still searching, as if he were looking for a place to hide.
"What's going on?" Jiang Xingchen smiled, these four people are together, they can make a big fart, and they will definitely cause trouble again.
The old man didn't speak, but Zhao Danqing spoke: "The old man plucked a few of us." I've skewered that song and taught it to my mother! Now ......."
As he spoke, Zhao Danqing swallowed his saliva and said tremblingly: "Now my dad is chasing and killing a few of us with a kitchen knife!"
"Oh, I'll go!" Jiang Xingchen's feet slipped. The whole body slipped out of the chair.
"You guys can really do it!" Jiang Xingchen stood up and pointed at a few of them, all speechless with anger. Zhao Danqing and his wife sang worriedly, oops~ Thinking about Jiang Xingchen, he was trembling.
"I just want to try how powerful Zhao boy and his wife can sing!" the old man argued.
"Old man, how old are you, and you are still playing like this! Don't you know how powerful you are, you must not have listened!" Jiang Xingchen said.
"I know, that's why I ran ahead of time!Who would have thought that these little souls would be very slippery and run down after me!" The old man looked at the second brother and said angrily.
"Don't we think that the old man's cultivation is high, and he is not afraid of Lao Zhao's father!" the second brother defended.
"Don't be afraid of a fart!" the old man jumped to his feet and said: "You don't look at what his father is like now, his hair is exploding, his face is hideous, like a begging for food, a kitchen knife in one hand, sheep intestines in the other, shouting to kill us and sew it again, it's a madman!"
A picture instantly appeared in Jiang Xingchen's mind, it was a movie from the previous life, called Something to Say, what impressed Jiang Xingchen the most, in addition to the sentence "I miss you in dark red", was the picture of Li Baotian walking around the restaurant with a kitchen knife...... This is exactly the same as the old man's description.
"Nima, you force people to pull like this!" the corners of Jiang Xingchen's mouth twitched.
"Bang!" The door was kicked open, and Zhao Zixiang broke in unkempt, and sure enough, it was the same as the old man described, with a kitchen knife in one hand and sheep intestines in the other, and kept muttering: "Who sings, who sings!"
"He sang!" almost in unison, the old man, Zhao Danqing, the second brother, and the fourth brother pointed to Jiang Xingchen at the same time. Then he stomped on the ground with his right foot, swished, and jumped out of the window.
Jiang Xingchen stood stunned for a long time, and suddenly burst out with a roar: "I@#¥%......"
"Uncle Xiang, don't mess around, I invite you to eat melon seeds, drink a cup of honey and water to suppress the shock......" After scolding, Jiang Xingchen showed a smile that was more ugly than crying, and walked around the table as he spoke.
Zhao Zixiang chased around the table while chanting: "It's what you sing, that's what you sing!"
"Old man, hurry up and help, you are my bodyguard, do you want to eat good food in the future...... Zhao Danqing, you are still not human, your father is like this, you actually ran away...... Jiang Xingchen finally couldn't help it and yelled.
"Flutter!" Zhao Zixiang, who was chasing Jiang Xingchen, suddenly paused and laughed.
"Uh!" Jiang Xingchen was stunned, this Nima is a god horse.
"Hahahaha...... Let you make such a song, I haven't eaten for three days!" Zhao Zixiang laughed twice, swooped out of the door, and ran away without a trace in the blink of an eye.
The huge reversal made the muscles in Jiang Xingchen's cheeks twitch straight: "Fooled, they are a gang, it must be to take revenge for the song I sang to them that day...... I'll just say that no matter how cruel a song is, it can't scare people crazy!"
Immediately, Jiang Xingchen wailed: "Who are these people I know, none of them are a little righteous, just mess around, old man, just mess around, and your Uncle Xiang is also messing around! You are the helmsman of the Zhao family pharmaceutical, cooperating with the entire imperial military department...... also said that you can marry Zhao Danqing after three days of eating, maybe this song will be your taste!"
Taking a deep breath, Jiang Xingchen said angrily: "The mastermind must be the old man! No, we must get this scene back, I remember that there seems to be some mustard......
But then, Jiang Xingchen frowned again, how could he give them mustard! Crack open the sunflower seeds, and then put the mustard in it. I can do this, but it's too late, I can't just put a few sunflower seeds......
Why don't you get a bamboo pipe, put the mustard powder in it, and when they come back, I'll blow hard...... No, the old man is running too fast, and he must be ...... if something is wrong. Wait a minute!
Thinking suddenly, a lightning bolt crossed Jiang Xingchen's mind, as if he suddenly thought of something, and he couldn't grasp it vaguely.
Standing in the room, Jiang Xingchen's eyes closed slightly, trying to find the flash of aura just now.
Outside the courtyard gate, four heads poked out of the crack in the door in turn, listening carefully.
"Oh no, there's no movement! Jiang Xingchen won't really be cut by my father, right?" Zhao Danqing asked with some concern.
"Don't talk nonsense!I guess it scared that kid into peeing his pants!Hehe, who made him sing that day, which made me feel aggrieved for several days, and my mind was full of ahh
The old man said, waving his hand: "Let's go, go and see, laugh at him!"
A few people walked lightly to the door of the house, looked inside, and were suddenly stupid, only to see Jiang Xingchen's whole person poking there like a stake, motionless.
"It's bad, it won't really scare him!" Zhao Danqing, the second brother, and the fourth brother are all worried now, it was originally a joke, if something really happens, then they will be guilty.
"Impossible!" the old man shook his head resolutely, he knew how good this kid was in his heart, even if he was afraid at the time, it would not have any effect on him.
"Old man, but he doesn't move, it really doesn't look normal!" said the second brother.
"You don't know, this kid is so insidious! Maybe he did this on purpose, and when we get in, we'll run into some of his tricks!" the old man affirmed his judgment again.
"But, I also think our joke is a bit big! Brother Jiang has no matter how good he is, he has no cultivation, and he is chased with a kitchen knife like this, and he can't make it ......" The fourth brother said again.
The three of them became tigers, and even the old man was a little shaken at this moment: "No, this kid didn't freak out when he faced the killer!"
"But this time he didn't meet a blind killer, but a madman!" the second brother said again.
"Then let's take a look!" The old man couldn't hold his breath anymore, and swooped in, Jiang Xingchen's importance to the empire was too great, if something went wrong with his jokes, then he would have no face to see people in the future, and it was estimated that Tang Chuxue would be like Zhao Zixiang, chasing him with a kitchen knife.
However, just as the old man and Zhao Danqing gathered around Jiang Xingchen and were about to speak. Jiang Xingchen suddenly raised his head, his eyes widened, and he yelled, "I understand!"
"Oops!" The old man, Zhao Danqing, the second brother and the fourth brother, were frightened by this sudden voice, so they hung on the ground.
"Nima, I knew that this kid was pretending, and he was still exploited by this kid!" the old man scolded in his heart.
"The old man is right, this guy is too insidious, he will be fooled by accident!" Zhao Danqing and the three of them also howled wildly.
But then something unexpected happened. Jiang Xingchen didn't pinch his waist with his hands and laughed loudly, but ran out of the door with a smoke. (To be continued......)