403.Jun Monk and Little Monk (Ask for subscription)

"The fire tree and silver flowers are closed, and the iron lock of the star bridge is opened. The dark dust goes with the horse, and the bright moon comes one by one.

The wanderers are all thick plums, and the songs are all plums. Jin Wu can't help the night, and the jade leak is not urging. ”

Reading aloud, Wang Qilin woke up yawning.

The majestic sound of reading came from Xu Xiaoda.

The crisp sound of reading comes from black beans.

Eight meows flicked its long tail and got out of the bed, it wanted to shake it, but as soon as it came out, it was pounced by the cold wind and drilled back.

Jiuliu snorted and came out, raised his head and wagged his tail at Wang Qilin.

Wang Qilin rubbed its head and said, "Well, six are the bravest. ”

Ninety-six got this compliment, and went back to the bed and continued to sleep with eight meows in his arms.

Wang Qilin wanted to get up, but he immediately thought that the Creation Furnace had almost refined the secret book that Li Changge had given him, so he closed his eyes and meditated and looked at the Creation Furnace.

Sure enough, a cheatbook floated above the stove.

As soon as his mind moved, a booklet with a blue and black cover appeared in his hand, and outside this booklet were four big characters of dragons flying and phoenixes dancing: Taiyue is indestructible!

Wang Qilin solemnly opened the cheats, and the first page was still the words of the dragon flying and the phoenix dance: the sergeant is highly talented, first establish good deeds, and then magic.

Seeing this, he couldn't help but be awe-inspired.

This is the light of righteousness!

Okay, there is no pressure on him to cultivate this secret book, because what Wang Qilin values most in his life is to have a clear conscience, do good deeds, serve the people and the public, and open peace for all people.

He continued to read, and the cheats began to introduce the effectiveness of this exercise: practicing this skill can summon the true qi of the three mountains and five mountains into the body, and at that time, the gang qi will spread all over the limbs and hundreds of remains, the eight veins of the strange scriptures, and can calm the spirits and consolidate the essence, and can be mixed with the three eight scenes and twenty-four gods in the body, so that the evil demons will not invade.

Wang Qilin closed his eyes suspiciously and looked at the Creation Furnace, could it be that this thing had also heard the gossip outside?

And this is only the first layer of divine skills, the second layer is called refining the body for Yue, when the true qi of the five mountains passes through the body, it will continue to polish the muscles and bones, temper the meridians, make the muscles and bones as hard as the Wuyue Gang Stone, and make the meridians surging like a waterfall on the top of a mountain.

In addition, there is a third layer, this third layer is powerful, can refine the five internal organs for the five mountains, once successful, the five mountains are immortal, the five internal organs are not broken, and then they can carry the strong attack of the big demon and the ghost with the flesh, and can shake the thunder of the sky!

In a word, this Gong Pharaoh is overbearing.

Wang Qilin was excited, but he didn't rush to practice, but continued to look down first, especially to see the last page: he was afraid that after the practice, this secret book would come up with something like 'If you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace'.

He has already been pitted and cannot be pitted again!

Even Black Bean knows that he can't fall twice in a ditch, can he, as an uncle, understand this truth?

Taiyue's indestructible magic is very bright, and there is no account of gender topics in it.

Wang Qilin cultivated with confidence.

At the end of the cheats, he solemnly closed it, and suddenly a flame burst into flames.

He jumped up with a carp, and after landing, he put on a posture of a tiger descending the mountain, running his true qi and walking on all fours, exerting Taiyue's indestructible.

A heavy breath swept through his body from the soles of his feet, and Wang Qilin vaguely felt that his whole body had become hard.

No matter what should be hard or not, it's hard!

He stretched out his hand and pulled out the mutilated demon knife to slash at his arm, but after thinking about it, he replaced it with a brick: the demon knife is sharp, he just started practicing Taiyue's indestructible divine skill, what if he accidentally broke the defense and cut off his arm?

He only wants his appearance to be like Yang Guo, and he doesn't want his body to be like Yang Guo.

On the other hand, if Taiyue's indestructive divine skill is really so awesome in the introduction, what should he do if he cuts the demon knife at the pass? Isn't it still himself who is distressed?

So he pulled out a brick from the ground and slapped it on his head with a loud shout.

There is no feeling on the top of the head, and the bricks are broken into slag!

Wang Qilin ran the magic skill again, and faintly there were mountain stone lines on the surface of his skin, and he pushed open the door and faced the east to let the morning glow sprinkle on his body.

At this moment, he is a mountain in Jiuzhou!

It's just the shortest one.

He ran the magic for a week, and after finishing the exercises, he looked at the black bean who was studying with Xu Xiaoda, and then beckoned and said, "Dou, come here, my uncle has prepared a gift for you today." ”

Black Bean cringed and asked, "Is it a pig?"

He added: "Bean is not talking about horned pigs. ”

Wang Qilin was so angry that he died: "If you mention the horned pig with me again, my uncle will beat you into a pig's head!"

Black Bean nodded timidly.

He hesitated for a moment and then asked, "Uncle, you said that you would raise a pig for me after the New Year and let me herd the pig." ”

Wang Qilin said: "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense." ”

Xu Xiaoda walked behind his back with one hand behind his back and the other to protect his lower abdomen.

Seeing his posture, Wang Qilin asked in surprise, "Are you pregnant?"

"What?" Xu Xiaoda was stunned by his question.

Wang Qilin walked a few steps with one hand on his waist and the other on his lower abdomen, and said, "Isn't this what women look like when they are pregnant with babies?"

Xu Xiao's chest muscles trembled: "Insult Sven, insult Sven!" Seventh Master, if you promised the black bean, then you have to fulfill your promise, have you heard the story of Zengzi killing a pig?"

Black Bean reminded: "Uncle, he didn't kill the New Year Pig. ”

Wang Qilin was angry: "Of course my uncle knows that he didn't kill the New Year pig, my uncle is not illiterate, and my uncle knows the stories in the Analects." ”

Heidou looked at him carefully and said: "There is no story in the Analects, and Zengzi's killing of pigs is not recorded in the Analects. ”

While talking about him, he prepared to run: ready to run at any time, so as not to be annoyed and embarrassed by his uneducated uncle.

Wang Qilin was convinced, and he said: "Are you willing to raise pigs?" Okay, my uncle will buy you a pig cub for you to raise!"

He pondered for a while: "In ancient times, there were Li Mi horns hanging books, and now there are black beans and pig's heads practicing calligraphy, hey, this is good, maybe it can become a beautiful conversation in the future!"

He pondered for a while, and was even happier: "Maybe you don't need to buy a piglet, come, your uncle's gift to you can get a piglet." ”

Open a small bag, revealing the hundred clothes, small Buddha beads, leggings and small mango shoes inside.

Heidou scratched his head and asked, "Uncle, do you want me to be a monk?"

Wang Qilin said: "Be a monk for a day, come, uncle will help you change into new clothes and shoes." ”

Black Bean stupidly cooperated with him to change into monk's clothes and shoes, and then put on Buddhist beads, and took a closer look at a delicate little monk.

Wang Qilin also found gypsum powder mixed with water and dotted a ring scar on the top of his head.

Heidou disliked the discomfort of the plaster sticky, he wanted to wipe off the ring scar, Wang Qilin asked with a pleasant face: "Then uncle used bird feces to give you some ring scars? Anyway, bird poop is also white." ”

Hearing this, Heidou hurriedly straightened his head and said solemnly: "Amitabha!"

Wang Qilin looked at him with satisfaction and said, "Very good, today my uncle will take you to the Lantern Festival, there is also a market at the Lantern Festival, you can go to the market to make a fortune, if you are lucky, you can turn into a little pig baby." ”

During the meal, the big guy was very happy to see him, and Wang Qiaoniang also found a wooden fish for her son and asked him to go all the way and knock all the way.

The sun rises in the morning and the sun breaks through the fog, leaving only a layer of snow-white frost on the roof.

Uehara Mansion was lively, the frost on the streets was quickly crushed by human wheels, all kinds of lanterns were swaying in front of the shops, and more people walked leisurely to the market.

When the weather warmed up, Wang Qilin set off with black beans, and black beans put the wooden fish on his head, strolling all the way and beating all the way.

Wang Qilin ran the Taiyue Indestructible Divine Skill, and the black bean suddenly writhed on his shoulder.

Seeing this, he was displeased and said: "If you want to pee, you speak, dare to pee on your uncle's head, and your uncle will pull off your finches for you." ”

Black Bean said: "Pull it off, pull it off, it's too shaky to get in the way, and when you ride a horse, you panic, and Dou doesn't like it." ”

As soon as he heard this, Wang Qilin sighed, he was hasty, he forgot that his nephew now has no good impression of his little brother.

Seeing that it was the entrance of the market, and then there were people coming and going to the toilet openly, so he had to put down the black beans and solve the three emergencies here.

Heidou shook his head and said, "No, uncle, I don't want to pee, it's your shoulders that have become very hard, and your butt hurts a lot." ”

Wang Qilin smiled proudly and said, "Uncle has now practiced the invincible body protection magic skill in the world, and no weapon can break my uncle's body, I don't believe it for you." ”

He picked up a stone and slapped it on his head, smashing it directly.

He picked up another stone and slapped it on his arm, and it shattered again.

Pick up a stone again and throw it, slap it with your hand, and the hard rock turns into powder!

Soon people gathered around and applauded: "What a handsome hard kung fu!"

"Which temple is this? They all say that the body of the Buddhist King Kong is as strong as a golden stone and is not afraid of swords and axes. ”

"This is much more powerful than the hard-working charlatans on the streets. ”

"Monk Jun, come to a chest stone!"

Wang Qilin brought his nephew to the market today, naturally he couldn't wear the official uniform of the Heavenly Supervisor, he changed into civilian clothes and showed his bald head, and he really looked like a handsome and extraordinary young monk.

So although he was ridiculed by the people, he didn't care, just stretched out his hand and sang: "Amitabha." ”

He pushed Black Bean out and said, "Bean, start your show." ”

Heidou rubbed his stomach and said in embarrassment: "Uncle, uncle, I haven't eaten enough, I'm hungry." ”

Wang Qilin led him into the bazaar, which was lively, with songs and dances, hundred operas, and thaumaturgical performances one after another, melodious music, and continuous cheers.

There are also those who play balls, puppet shows and magic tricks, some gentlemen talk about miscellaneous plays, some gentlemen talk about history, and there are also those who perform monkey plays, fish jumping knife doors, and bee butterflies and other side techniques.

So it's no wonder that the people saw him smashing stones just now and thought he was performing hard kung fu, because there were indeed many people performing in this bazaar.

Walking inside, you can see the aroma of food, the most of which are selling balls, some are selling with burdens, some are selling with small carts, and some are selling at small stalls.

There are also many types of balls, lactose balls, Chengsha balls, pearl balls, yam balls, floating in the hot water, white and fat, making people have an appetite when they see it.

Black Bean's eyes widened so much that he couldn't find Yuanzi.

The vendor who came by cart was very good at trading, and when he saw it, he immediately stopped and said: "The two masters are reunited in the Yuan Festival, why don't you have a bowl of my family's balls?

The elder said a paragraph in one breath, and Wang Qilin was greatly amazed by his lung capacity.

There are also people grabbing business next to them, shouting: "The master came to my house to eat balls, spicy, sweet, sour and salty, you can eat whatever you want." In addition to glutinous rice noodles, there are also Jiang rice noodles, and in addition to Jiang rice noodles, there are sticky sorghum noodles, yellow rice noodles, and sweet potato noodles. The two of you masters are one big and one small, and there are also one big and one small balls, look at my family's hundred children's rounds, how delicate they are. ”

Baiziyuan is as small as a soybean, and there are hundreds of them in a bowl, Wang Qilin also saw this thing for the first time, and said: "Alas, mother, my dense phobia is committed, give me two bowls of treatment and one treatment." ”

The cart vendor was disappointed and wanted to leave, Wang Qilin said: "You can also bring me two bowls, my junior brother can eat very much." ”

Black Bean swallowed his saliva and said, "I want lard and sesame seeds!"

Wang Qilin gave the money and said to the black bean: "Dou, you will go from stall to stall later, and when you get to people, you have to say good things and then receive a reward, and when the reward is enough, we will buy you a piglet, okay?"

Black Bean nodded hurriedly.

"If it's not enough, then you can't buy it, you can only study honestly, and you can't want to herd pigs anymore. ”

Black Bean stuffed his head and ate the balls, pretending not to hear this.

The balls in Shangyuan Mansion were as big as walnuts, and Wang Qilin blew and ate them into his mouth: "Hiss, hoo, hoo, hoo, hiss, ha, ha, goo, tsk." ”

After eating the balls, Wang Qilin paid and said, "Beans, it's time to work." ”

Black Bean said, "Uncle, Bean is sleepy and has to go back to sleep." ”

Wang Qilin said: "You don't want to raise pigs anymore?"

Heidou looked at him and lowered his head and said: "Raise pigs, and then kill and eat, pig's head meat for grandpa, pork ribs for beans, hind leg meat for Aunt Suisui, pig's feet for mother, pig whip for uncle, pig intestine for uncle." ”

A complete pig, the arrangement is clear.

Wang Qilin said: "Then you have to make your own money to buy piglets." ”

Heidou turned the Buddha beads in frustration, raised his head again and said: "Dou is going to study today, and he has to learn how to combine the fire tree and silver flowers, and the iron lock of the star bridge is opened." ”

Wang Qilin understood, and said with a smile: "Don't you want to talk to strangers?"

Black Bean nodded.

He's still a kid like a pea after all.

Wang Qilin stroked his little bald head and said, "Then you have to study hard in the future and don't think about raising pigs anymore." ”

The black bean looked at the small vendor with a smile: "The big guys all say that offering wealth to the Buddha is about to be blessed, and the little monk wants to turn his fortune into a fate?" Then I will give you a start, and you remember to say a few good words to me in front of the Buddha." ”

He placed a copper baht into a small wooden bowl in Black Bean's arms.

Heidou thought about it and took out the copper baht and handed it to him, and said dejectedly: "I only study under the saint's door, and I don't recite scriptures in front of the Buddha, so I can't say good things to you." ”

The vendor didn't understand what he meant, but seeing that he was clear-eyed and cute, he still handed him the copper baht: "Then you can say a good word to me under the saint's door." ”

Black Bean happily picked up the copper baht and showed it to Wang Qilin.

Wang Qilin smiled softly, picked up his nephew again and said, "Go, you have succeeded in turning your fate, and your uncle will buy you a pig." ”

Human character is only revealed at important moments, but it is definitely formed when it is inconsequential.

Black Bean's response just now made him very happy, this kid didn't just stare at the result, he also noticed the premise and appeal.

Black Bean was obviously happier and asked, "Can you buy a pig for a copper baht?"

Wang Qilin said: "I can't buy it, but my uncle can sponsor you for ninety-nine copper baht, and one hundred copper baht can buy it." ”

They went to the cattle market, but the market was dominated by troupes and jugglers, and these places were crowded with people, unable to walk, rubbing shoulders and making loud noises.

When Wang Qilin walked past a juggling team, he heard a familiar voice: "Big brother, you big guys are tired of watching, do you have the strength of a chicken?

Other people's voices are very loud, this voice is very loud, who else can it be if it is not Xu Da?

He was hesitating to say hello when there was an angry curse in the circle, someone screamed, and then the surroundings were in chaos.

The onlookers retreated one after another, shouting, "Beat someone, beat someone!"

The people on the periphery came to the ground and squeezed inside: "Beat people, beat people!"

Wang Qilin reluctantly squeezed through the crowd and went in, and saw that two men were grabbing Xu Da and beating him fat, and scurrying Xu Da with his head and rat.

Xu Da looked up and saw him, and rushed over and shouted, "Who dares to beat someone? Uncle's brother is here! Who beat the uncle just now?"

Wang Qilin asked, "What's wrong?"

Xu Da said with a smile: "These two brothers are performing arts, they are in good shape, so the uncle opened his mouth to tease a few words, but they beat him." ”

Wang Qilin frowned and said, "Where did they come from, and they can beat you?"

Xu Dali said confidently: "The uncle provoked the family first, so he didn't fight back when he was beaten, this is as it should be." ”

Wang Qilin nodded at the two brothers and said, "Do you hear that?" continue to beat him, I'll go first." ”

Xu Da fart followed up, which provoked the disdain of many people behind: "Where did you come from, the stupid big man? ”

Xu Da didn't care about this, he just came to the market to have fun, and being beaten was also a kind of fun.

In life, you have to be happy.

Wang Qilin went to the cattle market and bought a pink-skinned piglet, which would provide them with a sumptuous meal of killing pigs in eleven and a half months.

Today, Li Changge invited the bronze captains, iron captains, big seals, and small seals of Shangyuan Mansion and the surrounding prefectures and cities, and he chartered a floor of the pre-flower banquet to specially entertain the strong soldiers under his command.

Wang Qilin went back to change his clothes and saw several big trees set up on the road outside the post house.

He asked Yang Dayan, "Master Yang, what is this for?"

Yang said with a smile: "Returning to the Seventh Master, this is the order of Lord Wu, tonight a fire tree should be erected in the city for the people to see the excitement." ”

He saw the little piglet led by Black Bean, and asked in surprise, "Yo, Black Bean, you really turned into a little piglet?"

Black Bean nodded heavily: "Yes, Master Yang." ”

Yang Dayan exclaimed: "It's amazing, how did you get it? ”

"It's hard work. ”

"How do you try?"

Black Bean recounted how he ate the balls, how he communicated with the vendors, and how he got a copper baht, and finally said: "I used the copper baht I got and the ninety-nine copper baht given by my uncle to buy this pig!"

Yang Dayan was ready to give him a belly of praise, but after listening to it, he could only laugh awkwardly: "You really worked hard, you must have worked very hard to win the opportunity to be the nephew of the seventh master when you were reincarnated." You do have the ability to become the nephew of the Seventh Master. ”

Wang Qilin couldn't laugh, and Yang Dayan said to him again: "By the way, Seventh Master, what's the matter, Qian Xiao is here again, and he also wants to attend tonight's dinner." ”

Hearing this, Wang Qilin couldn't laugh anymore, he frowned and said, "Isn't tonight's banquet a banquet for the people of Shangyuan Mansion and the surrounding prefectures?

Xu Da had already learned that the statue had been stolen by Qian Xiao, and he exclaimed excitedly: "Isn't this a good opportunity for the Seventh Master?

Shu Yu, who had just come back the day before, said: "Yes, beat him up for a dog day!"

Wang Qilin looked at his subordinates and was filled with indignation, and said, "Okay, then beat him up!"