529.News of the City God (the first day of the first month, ask for recommendation votes)
As soon as he heard this, Wang Qilin became interested.
He sat down next to him and asked, "You are trapped in the prison of heaven and earth?
The little said sadly: "I was very miserable when I was alive, because I was a Langzhong, someone always came to take the initiative to find me, I wanted to live in seclusion in the mountains and forests, but occasionally I had to go out to buy, and I saw some poor people who were sick but had no money to see Langzhong, can I sit idly by?"
So I treated them, but because I didn't want money and hid in the mountains, I didn't know what was going on, and I was rumored to be a miracle doctor. ”
But the people believed the rumors and came to see me. ”
"That's it, my seclusion is meaningless, I have to deal with people again, it's annoying!"
He picked up a stone and threw it into the water, and the stone whizzed and jumped on the water, and flew far away.
Xu Da said: "This ability to play in the water can be done." ”
The little smiled, "I like to be alone the most, so I will find my own way to play to pass the boring time." ”
"But when I was alive, I couldn't stay by myself all the time, and then someone had an accident on the mountain, and I went to save someone and died in an accident. ”
"I thought that I would be reincarnated when I died, and it would be better to be reincarnated as a grass and a tree, so that I could live alone. ”
"But no. ”
When he said this, he was even more sad: "I have become a ghost!"
"At first, I thought it would be good to become a ghost, so I found a deserted village to live in, thinking that there was no one here, and I could be free to stay alone with Xiaoshuang. ”
He pointed to the two-tailed weasel trembling in front of Jiuliu: "It's Xiaoshuang, I happened to meet it when I became a ghost, it was very sensible, and it liked me very much, so we were together." ”
The two-tailed big weasel quietly looked left and right, and saw that Eight Meow and Nine-Six didn't pay attention to themselves, so they crawled on the ground little by little, and hugged the little.
The little said, "But people keep coming to the deserted village to pick up waste, and once a young man almost died of eating mushrooms, so I went and sent him a few herbs. ”
"The boy was so frightened by me that he suddenly ran away and told the public that there were ghosts in the village. ”
When he got here, he stretched out his hand and covered his forehead: "Oh my God! Said that this is a mass grave village, and after more than ten years, people will send dead strangers or dead relatives to the village to bury? Many ghosts appeared in the village. ”
"Oh yes? These ghosts are noisier than people!"
The little jumped up angrily and swung his fist.
"I can't stand to be neighbors with them? I had to take Xiaoshuang and escape to the hole in the tree you saw, which was not bad, it used to be a nest of snakes? There aren't many people there? I had a great time. ”
"Until I met you tonight. The little was suddenly full of resentment.
Wang Qilin laughed.
He thought that this ghost was really interesting, and it was different from the ghosts he had encountered before.
And this ghost's cultivation doesn't seem to be very strong, but he can talk and communicate with people? Can you even have a pet? That's pretty overbearing.
Wang Qilin asked with great interest, "Are you very resentful that I disturbed your purity?"
The little said, "Isn't this nonsense?"
The two-tailed weasel hurriedly held its head melon with its paws? Full of fear: Brother, our little life is still in the hands of people? Please don't always tell the truth, okay?
Wang Qilin pointed at the weasel and said, "Your pet is a little interesting?" It's just too timid. ”
The little said, "Isn't Xiao Shuangcai timid? It's just smart, and it's good at taking advantage and avoiding harm. Your cat and dog are so powerful that they are afraid to bite it, so it becomes cautious, otherwise it is very tough. ”
"When you were in my lair? Am I holding it all the time? It wanted to go out and get rid of you. ”
The twin-tailed weasel looked up at Wang Qilin with an embarrassed but polite smile? And bowed with both paws: Big guy? Without experience in the rivers and lakes, it is inevitable to do the wrong thing, and I laughed.
Wang Qilin reached out and rubbed its head, and it subconsciously grinned.
Four eyes converged at the same time.
Eight Meow and Nine-Six stood up and stared at the weasel.
The gaze is like a knife.
The twin-tailed weasels turned their heads to give them a smile on the side of the vulnerable.
The little also put his arms around its neck and smiled at Eight Meow and Nine Six: "Two great immortals forgive sins? Like me, my little pair rarely comes into contact with people, so it also has that social phobia, and it doesn't mean to be disrespectful to your master. ”
Eight Meow and Nine-Six then lay down again.
The two-tailed weasel hid in the arms of the little and trembled: the rivers and lakes are so scary.
Wang Qilin said with great interest: "In this way, I will ask you a few questions, and you can leave after you answer, and I will not bother you again in the future, how about it?"
The little said happily, "Good!"
Wang Qilin asked, "First of all, what is your name?"
"The surname is white, and the name is Yunjian. ”
"Good name," Xu Da clapped his palms, "but be careful of a person surnamed Huang, his name is Huang Heyuan." ”
The little nervously asked, "Why?
Xu Da shook his head and said: "No, there have been poetry clouds since ancient times, and the Yellow River is far above the white clouds, a lonely city and ten thousand mountains." ”
The little scratched his head, not understanding what he meant.
Wang Qilin kicked him away and said, "Brother Bai, don't listen to him, there is something wrong with him." ”
"How many years has Big Brother Bai been dead?"
Bai Yunjian snuggled up with the weasel and said, "I don't know, I didn't enter the human world for several years before I died, and I don't know how many years have passed in the human world." ”
"And how many years have you been here?"
"I don't know, I won't enter the world after I die, and I don't know how many years have passed in the world. ”
Xu Da pouted: "Sure enough, he is a good man, I don't know if I ask three questions." ”
Wang Qilin ignored him and asked again: "Then Brother Bai, you know that there is something treacherous in the Great Reed River, right?
Bai Yunjian nodded: "Yes, this river is very strange, occasionally there are some ghosts passing in the river, one of them is a group of marrying ghosts, their sedan chair is very evil, you will see your favorite person when you look inside." ”
Wang Qilin asked, "Have you seen it?"
Bai Yunjian said: "I have seen that once I was standing by the river late at night, and the ghost who married me didn't get anyone, and he wanted to pull me, which was really crazy!"
"They opened the sedan chair by pretending to be inadvertent, and I saw that there was nothing inside. ”
"Didn't see a woman?" asked Xu Da.
Bai Yunjian said unhappily: "Women are the most annoying, twitter, uh-huh, I hate women the most." ”
Wang Qilin couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "Big brother, if you are like this, you are really a gentleman." ”
Bai Yunjian felt inexplicable: "Of course I'm a gentleman, even if I become a ghost, it's also a gentleman." ”
"And there are many unjust souls in the river, and they don't know why they can't leave the river, but they can attach themselves to people and leave, and then drown in them. ”
Things get to the point.
Wang Qilin asked, "They can attach themselves to people and leave, and then drive people back into the river to commit suicide by jumping into the river, right?"
Bai Yunjian nodded and said, "That's right." ”
It thought for a moment and then added: "And I occasionally come into contact with people, and overhear their private conversations, as if the ghosts in this river are to blame. ”
"When they were alive, they entered an ancient tomb in the mountains to steal things, and later the great demon in the ancient tomb manipulated the Great Reed River to divert its course, washed away several villages, and drowned everyone who went to the cemetery. ”
Wang Qilin asked, "What did they steal from the ancient tomb?"
Bai Yunjian said, "How do I know? I haven't stolen anything with them. ”
Xu Da came up and said, "Lao Bai, uncle, listening to the tone of your voice, I feel that you seem to be very dragged." ”
Bai Yunjian asked, "What's wrong with dragging?
It sighed again: "Actually, I'm not dragging, I just don't talk much." If I offend you, then you Haihan, I am actually very kind and very good, if you feel that I am not good, you must feel wrong. ”
Wang Qilin said: "I understand why you have social phobia, is it because you have not been liked by others since you were a child?"
Bai Yunjian said: "Yes, I really don't know how to speak, so no one wants to talk to me since I was a child, and then I became Langzhong, and I want to explain the condition honestly, so no one wants to talk to me, so gradually I don't want to talk to others." ”
The topic seemed to provoke the pain in its heart, and it stopped talking, and sat by the river with the two-tailed weasel in its arms.
At this time, it is like a child.
Wang Qilin said to Xu Da: "Things have taken a turn for the better, and the clues of the Great Reed River harming people have come out. ”
Xu Da was surprised and asked, "Huh, where is it?"
Wang Qilin said: "Didn't Lao Bai say that the ghosts in the river can possess people and drive people into the river to kill themselves. So what if they not only kill the body after possessing people, but also find a way to trick their companions into committing suicide?"
According to what he has learned in the past:
Most of the people killed by the Great Reed River were outsiders, and when they were killed, they were a group of people.
In this way, he speculated that the strangers were possessed by a ghost when they passed through the Great Reed River, and this ghost killed them one by one, and finally drove the main body to jump into the river and drown.
When it was almost dawn, Bai Yunjian rode on the back of the two-tailed weasel like a horse, quietly patted its head, and the two-tailed weasel left cautiously.
Wang Qilin waved his hand at them, these two little things are quite interesting.
After dawn, Xu Da released Thunderbolt, and Thunderbolt roared with a text message to find Xie Toad and the three of them.
About a stick of incense, the three of them came together.
After meeting, Xie Toad asked, "Seventh Master, have you found anything?"
Wang Qilin said, "Yes, what about you?"
Xie Toad smiled and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, there are also." ”
"We walked on a yin road last night, and there is a yin road in this place, but it is an abandoned yin road!"
Shen Yi said anxiously: "Seventh Master, do you remember? At that time, we went straight downstream, and after leaving our village, the monk felt that we would soon arrive at the dock of Shibei Township, and then I said that something was wrong, why was this road suddenly short. ”
"That's not the illusion of a monk! there's a stretch of the road that seems to be hidden during the day!"
Xie Toad and Fat Wuyi nodded.
"We walked that part of the road last night, and it was very weird, and we saw a group of hares walking like people, humming and chirping as they walked, as if they were chatting. ”
"We saw a group of boy ghosts, and the monk tore the beads and threw them out, and these boy ghosts went to snatch the rosary and play. ”
"We also met a law eating ghost, the Taoist master chanted the scriptures while walking, this law eating ghost followed us respectfully and listened, sometimes there are ghosts to approach us, it will also help us drive away these ghosts, isn't it interesting?"
Shen Yi laughed as he spoke.
Wang Qilin also laughed, he had never seen the Dharma-eating ghost, this ghost is an alternative among the ghosts, likes to listen to Buddhism, Taoist scriptures and Confucian poetry, it is said that it can learn from the scriptures and teachings for cultivation.
Food ghosts are relatively rare, but every time there are great Confucian lectures and high-ranking monks preaching, they will appear quietly, which can be called ghost school bully.
But this doesn't mean that the Eater Ghost is a good ghost, Shen Yi was surprised, Xie Toad warned them: "If you encounter a Eater Ghost, you should try your best to stay away, they are often advanced in cultivation and are very difficult to provoke." ”
Fat Wuyi said: "I didn't see it, wasn't that ghost very easy to deal with last night?"
Xie Toad said lightly: "Eating ghosts are the same as other ghosts, as long as they can satisfy their desires, they will be very easy to deal with. And what the Dharma-eating ghosts need is the three scriptures of Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism that can help them cultivate, and you have to be able to meet their needs, so that they can be kind to you. ”
Fat Wuyi said confidently: "Don't be afraid, I have had many Confucian classics since I was a child, and I know all the "Four Books" and "Five Classics" ......."
Xu Da rolled his eyes and said, "You are the most dangerous, and your level of education is afraid that you can't fool the food ghosts." ”
Fat Wuyi thinks that he has been insulted, and he is going to meet the food ghost alone tonight and use his cultural literacy to conquer this ghost.
Wang Qilin motioned for them not to quarrel and said, "We met a good ghost last night. ”
He informed the three of them about Bai Yunjian, and Xie Toad lost his voice after hearing it: "What you met is an official of the Yin Division, maybe it's the local city god!"
Wang Qilin was greatly surprised, and said: "City God, do we still have a City God in Jiuzhou now? According to the records of the Heavenly Supervision Case Sect, there was no way in the previous dynasty, and the Heavenly Dao punished him, and the City God was taken back to the underworld, and the demons and monsters were rampant in the world, how can there be a City God?"
Xie Toad shook his head and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the news that the old Dao knows is the same, but what you have encountered is clearly an official of the Yin Division, so although it is an ordinary cultivator, it can communicate with people freely with its Yin body." ”
"And it's ordinary, but it can blind your eyes three times and twice, and make you blindly circle in its territory. ”
"If Lao Dao's guess is right, he can still enter people's dreams, and he can communicate with people in dreams when he can hold dreams!"
Wang Qilin said in surprise: "No, can we still meet a city god that has not been taken back by the underworld?"
Or a socially phobic Chenghuang?
Isn't that a bit of a mess?
It is not difficult to determine Bai Yunjian's identity, just let Jiuliu lead the way to him at night.
The two-tailed weasel carried by this thing was full of stench, and Ninety-Six could smell it twenty miles away.
Wang Qilin said: "This will be shelved in advance, I will first show you a good thing, a particularly good thing, and then tell you a dangerous situation after reading it." ”
He threw the black boat into the river.
The black ship suddenly skyrocketed.
The black boat in the day is even more powerful, the black lion head on the bow of the boat is lifelike, and the pitch-black mane seems to be swaying in the river breeze.
When Xie Toad saw the boat, he subconsciously retracted his head, and then flew to the top of the canopy with an arrow.
He looked down on the black ship in a daze, until Shen Yi and Fat Wuyi woke him up with shouts, and then flew back.
"Immeasurably save the suffering Taiyi Tianzun!" Xie Toad saluted, "If the old Taoist is not mistaken, this is my Taoist Dharma boat!"
"Seventh Master, where did this ship come from?"
Wang Qilin began to make up nonsense, he introduced the strange encounter last night, and then said that when he was about to die, he saw such a small boat model coming out of the sedan chair, he reached out and touched it, the boat became bigger and made him regain consciousness, and completed the Jedi counterattack.
After he finished speaking, Xu Da continued: "That thing last night was really weird, you all know that in the past, it was the uncle who pulled the crotch, but last night it was the seventh master who pulled the crotch, if it wasn't for the timely appearance of this magic boat, the seventh master would not just pull the crotch, he would have pulled the crotch!"
Xie Toad said with a solemn face: "You see ghosts marrying and ghost sedan chairs, these are all ordinary. ”
"But you feel like you're in a mess? And Xu Ye can still wake up after finding out that something is wrong, but Seventh Master can't wake up?"
After speaking, he shook his head: "This is not an ordinary trick, you two seem to be caught in a strange sect like this." ”
"It's not the same thing as marrying a ghost, you all happened to two things at the same time last night!"
Wang Qilin asked, "What's going on with this Dharma ship?"
Xie Toad said slowly: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the Tao is like a boat, which can save the indulged sentient beings from crossing the sea of suffering and reaching the other side of the Liberation Heaven, this is called the Dharma boat." ”
"The bow of the French boat is the Taoist mythical beast Bai Ze......"
"Is this Bai Ze?" asked Wang Qilin and Xu Da in unison.
Xie Toad nodded and said, "Of course, shaped like a lion and born with a single horn, isn't this Bai Ze?"
Wang Qilin thought that this was a lion, and the horn growing out of his head was the ramming horn of a warship......
Shen Yi suddenly opened his mouth and said: "This is not Bai Ze, this is the lion, it is the big black lion of the Rui Beast under the Buddha's seat! This is not your Taoist Dharma boat, it is our Buddhist's, you see that there is a flag on it, what is written on the flag?"
"Cihang Pudu!" Fat Wuyi actively displayed his knowledge.
Shen Yi shouted: "Amitabha, yes, it is Cihang Pudu!"
"Cihang Pudu is an immortal Buddha, he takes the world as the sea of suffering, so he saves all beings with compassion, and leaves the sea of life and death, just like sailing through people by boat, so it is also known as Cizhou!"
Xie Toad laughed loudly, stroked his beard and said: "Immeasurable Tianzun, you bald asses are so shameless, when did Buddhism come from Tianzhu to my Middle Earth? And Cihang is my Great Immortal of Middle Earth, and his reputation has been more than 2,000 years!"
"Cihang Pudu is talking about Cihang Daoist, he is a disciple of Yuan Shi Tianzun, my Taoist Jurchen, also known as Cihang Xiangu Zhenren, Cihang Pudu Tianzun, Cihang Pudu Yuantong Free Tianzun, also known as Cihang Dashi ......"
Shen Yi shouted: "Amitabha, I don't know what to say, there is a description under the collection volume of my Buddhism, which says, 'Ride the mercy of the great Prajna, cross the suffering of the three haves, enter the sea of the wishes of the universal virtuous, and cross the drowning of the Dharma realm'." Therefore, Cihang Pudu is the title of my Buddhism!"
The Dharma Conference has reopened.
But now is not the time to argue, Wang Qilin went up and separated the two and said: "Daoist monk, can you two calm down first? Let's come one by one? And a few of you, what kind of excitement are you going to see? Come up and persuade you!"
Fat Wuyi scratched his chin and said: "Seventh Master, you know me, I admire you very much, but I can't listen to you about this, because I haven't seen the scene of Buddhism and Taoism, and I want to open my eyes today." ”
Xu Da said: "Seventh Master, you know me, I can't go up, otherwise I will have to participate in the discussion of the Fa on behalf of my Confucian Holy Master, because my Confucianism is the first in the Three Realms!"
The eight meows, who love to watch the excitement the most, pounced on him, stood up, raised his paws, and pressed them under Xie Toad and Shen Yi's crotch: cold stems are cold stems, and listen to a word from Master Meow-
"Meow meow meow!"
Eight meow eyebrows flew and screamed and pulled the fist on a rampage, but unfortunately it couldn't speak, otherwise it was just like this:
Don't the crooked nonsense, this is a girl's pie, you two go straight to the fight! Dao Ye, you show your talisman, fool, you have to be a wand? Did your master give you a wand to let you be a crutch? You smashed his head!