307. Cave in bed (please come to the starting point to support the genuine)
Listen to the thunder is really powerful!
The pretty girl cannon was shouting anxiously at the top of her throat, and when she heard Lei Yijian blast out, she directly gave it a corpse with no bones left!
The thunder roared, the flying sword rolled by, and the room was even more chaotic!
The imps in the welcoming party were all turned into paper-like villains.
These little things have thin bodies, and the sedan chairs they carry and the burdens they carry have become thin sheets, and they throw away the sedan chairs and burdens in a panic, and fly to the bottom of the bed with their little short legs.
It was the first time Wang Qilin had seen this kind of scene, and he wanted to listen to the thunder bombardment of these small things, but he didn't know how to do it for a while.
And according to what Xie Toad said, the Liu spirit monsters should be cultivated quite high, and it stands to reason that they should at least have the strength of a big ghost or above, and after being killed, they should turn into flames and be absorbed by the creation furnace.
But no.
Liu Su disappeared without a trace after being bombarded, and the furnace did not appear.
The expected big rat essence did not appear, and Liu Su did not become a mouse after his death.
Wang Qilin took a quick look at the scene, wanting to resist these little paper people, but just as he was about to continue to use his magical powers, his eyes suddenly darkened-
The scene he saw had changed!
His environment has changed!
The night is gone, and the sun is high.
In the distance, a hill lay on the ground, and the green hills walked like dragons and snakes, and there were rolling rivers tumbling into the mountains.
On both sides of the river are farmland, a large area of golden wheat swaying in the wind, rolling wheat waves, full ears of wheat, a bumper harvest scene.
There was also a field of corn beyond the wheat field, and he saw a large green field, and when he walked to see it, it was a field of melons.
The big round watermelon was lying in the ground to show him his plump and moving body, and the sun was hot and hot, and he couldn't help but want to pick up one and smash it and eat two bites.
But he held back.
It was supposed to be winter, and he was either in a hallucination or in a small cave.
Either way, something was wrong, and he had to deal with it carefully.
So if you have Eight Meow and Nine-Six by your side at this time, you can let them eat a watermelon and try it, they are very good at landmines.
There was a road beyond the melon field, and he walked through the melon field and walked on the road, and then walked along the road in the direction of the hill.
Rivers meander, surrounding mountains, and such places are often inhabited.
It was exactly what happened, he walked through a grove of fruits and saw a large willow tree, the branches of which swayed and rustled in the breeze.
It's beautiful.
Under the shade of the trees, there are tables and chairs, a small coffee table with a small chair on each side, and on the coffee table there is a fruit bowl, cut watermelons, washed pears, and two bunches of black and red grapes.
Wang Qilin walked over and looked at it, then shook his head.
Wrong.
He grew up in the countryside since he was a child, and he has a lot of common sense, as far as he knows, the fruit forest area is rich in small black flies, which is a very small fly that likes melons and fruits, but there is not even a small fly around this fruit bowl, which is too abnormal.
So instead of sitting down and resting, he continued to walk.
Entering the mountains, houses appeared.
Someone happened to come out of a thatched hut built at the foot of the mountain, and when they saw him, they waved happily and shouted, "Huh, aren't you the husband of the little corn?
Wang Qilin didn't speak, and the man ran out and grabbed his hand and shouted around: "All come out, all come out, the groom official has entered the village, the big guy will come out to see the groom official." ”
As his shouts drifted through the mountains, people ran out of several houses, men and women, old and young, cats and cats.
The crowd came around him and talked about it:
"Is this the son of the Qi family? Sure enough, he is a talent, you look at his face, his chest, and his ass, and at first glance he is a person who can give birth. ”
"The son of the Qi family is handsome, but where is the welcoming team?"
"That's it, why did the son of the Qi family come by himself? Is he in a hurry to enter the door of our Liu family, so he came first?"
"Hurry up and inform Master Liu Mai, my uncle is here!"
Wang Qilin looked at it carefully, these were normal people, at least in his opinion, they looked like normal people.
But he guessed that this was not a normal person, but he didn't have Xie Toad's experience and eyesight, so he couldn't see what their problem was.
So he buckled his sword and looked around vigilantly, hesitating whether to draw his sword and kill to verify his guess.
Of course, this is just an idea in his heart, he is not a bloodthirsty person, and he can't hurt the common people for the sake of speculation.
At this time, a few people walked out of a big house, and at the head was a middle-aged man wearing a long silk robe, and he hurriedly walked out and shouted, "My aunt is here? Where is he? Where is he? But what about the kissing team?
Wang Qilin looked at the middle-aged man with interest, and the middle-aged man nodded at him with a smile after he came: "Why did my uncle come by himself?"
The person next to him laughed and said, "It must be my uncle who is in a hurry to get married, so Master Mai quickly invites him to come in." ”
Wang Qilin didn't speak, just smiled and nodded.
The middle-aged man is naturally Liu Mai, there is no trace of rat essence on his body, he has good facial features and a tall figure.
But Wang Qilin looked at him intently, and always felt that he had a strange temperament.
He couldn't say exactly what was going on, anyway, he felt that this Liu Mai was different from normal people.
Liu Mai asked him, but he didn't speak, so Liu Mai was anxious.
The old man who came out with him said: "Master Mai doesn't need to worry, you see, my uncle must be hungry, thirsty and tired all the way, let's invite him into the house for a cup of tea first." ”
Liu Mai suddenly said: "Yes, yes, come into the house to drink tea and eat fruits, the fruits produced by our mountain water source are delicious." ”
Wang Qilin was a little reminiscent, he remembered that he had encountered the temptation of food since he came to this strange place, first watermelon, then fruit, and now it was the turn of tea.
He became more vigilant.
You can't eat anything here!
The room is magnificently decorated and festive, with red lanterns hanging at the door, big red happy characters pasted on the door, and red felt spread all the way into the lobby from the door.
Above the lobby, there is a table of eight immortals, on which are placed dragon and phoenix candles, three animals and fruits, and due north is enshrined a portrait of an old man wearing a crown.
After entering the door, Liu Mai pointed to the portrait and said proudly: "Uncle, the old man once told your parents that our Liu family is from a famous family, you see, I am not lying to you, this is the ancestor of my family, do you know what he is? This is Emperor Taizu Gao!"
Emperor Taizu Gao said that Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, Wang Qilin was surprised, and dared to love that this Liu Mai was also related to the royal family of the dynasty.
Liu Mai and others invited him to sit down, and immediately someone brought snacks such as pumpkin seeds and watermelon seeds, fried rice, and other snacks, and some girls sent herbal tea with clear color.
A woman wearing a big red flower said anxiously: "Why hasn't the wedding party come back yet? Oh, no wonder my uncle is in a hurry to come by himself, this auspicious time has come, and it is almost a good time to get married in the church." ”
A young man asked worriedly, "Could it be that something happened on the road?"
The woman scolded: "Don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense on the day of the big day!"
The people on the left and right were warmly welcoming Wang Qilin and letting him eat and drink, but he just didn't eat or drink, just smiled and waved his hand again and again.
was rejected by him a lot, and the Liu family was a little dissatisfied.
I don't know who said, 'Is it because my uncle doesn't like our family so he doesn't eat our things', as soon as I heard this, the atmosphere in the room suddenly changed greatly.
The big guys quieted down and stared at him, the excitement and festivity were gone, and a cold and perverse atmosphere quickly appeared.
Liu Mai said in a deep voice: "Why doesn't my uncle refuse to eat our family's things?
Wang Qilin smiled and said, "Please forgive me, how can this man in the yang world eat things in the underworld?"
As soon as these words came out, the audience was in an uproar.
Liu Mai shouted: "The erector is rude, why are you saying this?"
Wang Qilin also shouted: "Ah, old man, you finally want to see the poor dagger! I know that your smile and gentleness towards me just now are fake! You don't look down on me at all! What's wrong with you Liu clan relatives of the Great Han Dynasty? But I am also a descendant of Yan and Huang!"
Liu Mai was stunned by his words: What is this talking about?
Wang Qilin pointed at him and continued to scold: "After I was originally Yan Huang, my status was respected, but I was forcibly forced by you to be a son-in-law, how can this be true! After being forced to come, you are still not satisfied, and you want to use tea mixed with ecstasy to confuse my mind, what is your reason?"
The girl with the herbal tea was stunned, raised her hand and drank the herbal tea, and then turned the teacup upside down to signal to him.
Wang Qilin was stunned, is it so neat?
So he changed his tone and scolded: "I said yes, right? Hurry up and destroy the corpse? Hehe, it's disgusting, what are you bad old man trying to stun me? Are you coveting my young carcass?"
Liu Mai was stunned by his wild spray, he trembled with his beard and trembling hands, pointed at him and said, "Crazy, crazy, you kid is crazy today!"
Wang Qilin shouted: "I'm not crazy, what do you want to do with the drugged tea for me? When I find out, you quickly destroy the evidence, hmph, let me tell you, I already know what you want to do to me." ”
Liu Mai was furious and said: "I think you are making something out of nothing and fabricating it out of thin air, didn't you say that my tea has ecstasy? Okay, you show me evidence!"
He waved his hand, and the girl raised the teacup and opened her mouth, and a stream of tea gurgled into the teacup.
Spit it out again.
But is this something that people can do?
Wang Qilin laughed and said: "Demons, you finally show your feet, kneel down, and climb for the master!"
"Yin Yang Avenue" miraculous operation, the internal force is rolling like a river bursting embankment, running wildly along the eight veins of the Qi Sutra and the hundreds of limbs, he waved his hand and struck out, the true qi of the sun and the true qi of Xuanyin swept in all directions, and the wind suddenly blew in the house, and the melons and fruits flew and screamed.
Liu Mai couldn't bear it anymore, and said sharply: "Close the door for me and beat him, let him know that my Liu family's family rules are powerful!"
Several people surrounded them, and they joined forces to make a move.
Wang Qilin kicked the flying chair and smashed it into the person in front of him, this person split the chair, and a flying sword behind him instantly pierced his face:
"Boom!"
A thunderbolt from the sky!
Just like when he struck the pretty girl's cannon, this person disappeared in an instant, leaving no trace.
Frightened by the thunder, the faces of the people around them changed drastically and they retreated.
Liu Mai took off the melon skin hat and threw it on the ground, he said viciously: "Cheap skin, toast and don't eat and drink, you first destroy my greeting team and kill people in my Liu family, I think you have eaten a bear's heart leopard......"
Hearing Lei Jian flying towards him, he turned around and slipped away before he finished speaking: "You wait for me, I will come back!"
As his words fell, the scene in front of Wang Qilin's eyes changed again!
The moon hangs in the sky, and night falls.
The cold moonlight sprinkled on the earth, and as far as he could see, it was silvery white and blood-red.
The ground was wet, the earth was soaked with blood, and not far away were high platforms, on which torches were erected, and the flames illuminated the blood stains on the ground.
In front of Wang Qilin was a high platform, and there were rows of people kneeling on the platform, these people tied their hands behind their backs and stood upright on their backs, but they all had no heads!
Seeing this scene, Wang Qilin's heart flashed.
He's seen similar scenes!
He knew where he had come!
In bed, he's still in bed!
Before, when he was waiting for midnight to fall, he was bored and carefully looked at Qi Xiaoxuan's room.
The most conspicuous thing in the room is the bed on which he sits, and there are many carvings on the bed, with images of farming and harvesting, as well as scenes of such sacrifices.
It's just that due to the area of the bed board, the statue on it is simple, and a high platform appears in the sacrificial scene, and the undulating lines on the platform appear.
Originally, he didn't think much about it after looking at the lines, but now he understood that those lines were the shoulders of the severed corpses gathered together!
After understanding this, Wang Qilin immediately performed the "King Kong Henglian" magic technique to protect his body, this scene was a little calm, so he took the initiative to say to himself: "Brewed, Dao Ye overturned again, what is it called Xie Toad? It's better to change the name to Xie Rollover." ”
"No, Xie Toad is his name, I have to respect Daoye, then let Daoye change his road name to overturn. ”
While talking about him, he imagined, thinking of what conference Xie Toad attended, and when the big guys were introducing themselves, when they arrived at him, he saluted and sang: "Immeasurable Tianzun, the poor road overturned, I have seen all the senior brothers." ”
Thinking of this, he had no fear in his heart, and couldn't help laughing.
As his laughter drifted through the wilderness, a man stood up from the dead crowd on the high platform.
Liu Mai.
Liu Mai glared at him angrily and said, "Well, the shaft still dares to laugh now, it's really rampant, do you know that you are dying?"
Wang Qilin said simply: "I don't know." ”
Liu Mai's beard trembled vigorously, and he said angrily: "You erector doesn't know whether to live or die, tell you that you have been trapped by the old man in our mountain water source, so the old man advises you to give up the struggle and honestly marry our mountain water source as a son-in-law!"
Wang Qilin looked at him suspiciously and asked, "Why do you have to let me be your son-in-law?
Hearing this, Liu Mai laughed: "I know from your family, if I marry my sons, your worldly vision will collapse you, so I let you come to this mountain water source for your own good, do you know how good it is to stay here?"
I saw him wave his hand, and the scene changed.
Under the warm spring sun, the water is murmuring, and there are people making wine by the river, and the aroma of wine is elegant.
The winemakers are all girls, each with its own style, some are short and some are tall, some are pure, some are sassy, some are big-breasted and some are Ojiri, and there are all kinds of styles.
In the summer heat, the river is slow, and the girls bathe in the river.
Wang Qilin is also a person who has seen big scenes in his dreams, and there is a very hot place where a group of men and women often engage in multi-person sports, but now this scene still shocked him:
The girls are not dressed!
His eyes widened in shock.
The autumn day is high and cool, the wild fruits on the mountain are ripe, the grass and trees are affectionate, the girls talk and laugh and carry the basket up the mountain to pick wild fruits, pick the plump wild apricots and put them between the full red lips to take a bite, and the fat juice flows down the corners of the mouth.
A girl looked back at him, hooked her hand at him, and then shyly burrowed into the woods.
In winter, the snow is fluttering, the house is full of charcoal, and the girls are lazily lying in the thick bedding.
As he appeared, some girls shyly covered their faces with quilts, and some girls boldly bit their lips to look at him......
The scene changed again, and he came to the altar again, and the girls were turned into headless corpses!
Liu Mai said proudly: "If you are willing to stay, my daughters are all yours, you don't need to work in the field, you just need to study and practice swords every day, and then breed my daughters." ”
"Wait, breeding?" Wang Qilin was stunned for a moment.
Liu Mai's face showed joy, and said: "Yes, you eat and drink without worry, just wait in bed, and then my daughters will take turns to serve you, there is food, wine and beauty, wine and wealth, isn't this a good day for the gods not to change?"
Wang Qilin understood, no wonder the masters who were invited by Qi Nanwen before had all turned into dried corpses, and all of them were sucked dry by the woman in the bed.
He sneered: "Wine is a poison that pierces the intestines, color is a steel knife that scrapes bones, wealth is a tiger that goes down the mountain, and qi is the root of trouble." You give me all the wine and wealth, I'm afraid you have bad intentions!"
Liu Mai waved his hand and said: "No, no, uncle, if you don't like it, then you can find one of my many daughters who you like, and then you live and fly, raise your eyebrows, male plough and female weave, plough and read heirlooms, how about it?"
Wang Qilin said: "No, there are people who have come to you before, and they finally turned into dry corpses, and they were sucked dry by your daughters, right?"
Liu Mai sighed and said, "I won't tell you, uncle, people did come a few days ago, but their deaths have nothing to do with us." These two are so fond of my daughters that they have coped with them day and night without leaving any heirs, which is really useless. ”
Hearing this, Wang Qilin understood, and said, "If you want to keep me, just let me and your daughters pass on your ancestry?"
Liu Mai shook his head, but after thinking about it, he said, "Yes, it's okay to say this." ”
Wang Qilin said regretfully: "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in your daughters......"
Hearing this, Liu Mai slapped his head violently: "Ah, I'm so confused, I'm so confused, I forgot that Uncle, what you like is not a girl, you see, I also have many sons." ”
The scene changes, under the warm spring sun, the water is murmuring, and there are people making wine by the river.
The winemakers are all strong guys, each with their own style, some have a snow-white complexion and a soft temperament, some are full of beards and majestic postures, some are fit, and some are weak......
Wang Qilin hurriedly stepped back, frowning and waving his hand repeatedly: "Go back, go back, I don't like men now." ”
"And what do you like?" asked Liu Mai with a blank eye.
Wang Qilin said: "I like cats and dogs and things like that. ”
Liu Mai froze.
But he reacted quickly, and suddenly became furious: "It turns out that you are teasing the old man, okay, so bold!"
Wang Qilin said: "I'm not teasing you, in fact, I like women, but I am single-minded, I will only love one woman in my life, her name is Suisui." ”
Liu Mai said: "You can not love my daughters, just breed with them." ”
Wang Qilin said: "I really can't do this, uncle, you may not know me, I am a principled person." But I have a brother named Xu Da, do you want to consider him?"
Liu Mai frowned.
Wang Qilin continued: "My brother is the husband of Shi Wei, who is eight feet tall and has a waist circumference of eight feet. And he is still a talent, really, he is talented, and the talent in his chest is pure yellow, which is simply both civil and military!"
"So, as long as you let me out, I promise you that I will send him to you. ”
Liu Maizhen found the wrong person, he should go to Xu Da, if Xu Da knew that there was such a good place, it was estimated that he would carry the coffin and live in willingly.