Chapter 34: Engrossed?
"Boss, incisive, the beautiful teachers are stumped by you, you are simply my Zhu Daneng's idol, I Zhu Daneng has decided, I will obey you in this life!"
After Zhu Daneng saw Li Tian sit down, he gently poked Li Tian's back with his fingers, and then cocked his thumb, Nima, this kind of boss is simply a legendary existence.
Li Tian glared at Zhu Daneng fiercely: "How dare you speak, weren't you stupid by the beautiful teacher before?"
"Aren't I afraid of beautiful teachers? Only the boss in the world can crush beautiful teachers under him!"
"Why is your bastard's heart so dirty, what is it called being pressed under you, this boss is called one thing and one thing!" Li Tian turned around and glanced at Zhu Daneng again, this guy is really obscene, the same meaning, how can it taste bad in your mouth?
"Boss, it's not right for you to say that, what is dirty, fat man, my heart is pure!" Zhu Daneng retorted, that obscene look, how obscene it is, how obscene it is, and then continued: "By the way, boss, you shouldn't really be the boss of Jiuxiao, right?"
"Do you look like me?"
"It doesn't look like it looks horizontally or vertically!"
"That's it!"
"But I still want to ask......"
"Shut your beak!"
Hearing this, Zhu Daneng was bored, stopped talking, and secretly slandered in his heart, didn't I just want to ask, how did you offend the beautiful teacher? Is it necessary to do this? Speaking of which, we are still brothers......
"Whew......"
"Who smashed me with a blackboard, don't you want to live?" Just after Li Tian and Zhu Daneng finished speaking, as soon as they turned around, a white blackboard eraser flew into the air and smashed it on the face accurately, the depression in my heart, which bastard smashed it, I have the ability to stand up for Lao Tzu, I promise not to cripple you.
"It's me, why do you still want to hit the teacher?" Xia Wei stepped on her high heels, da...... walked in front of Li Tian, looking down at Li Tian condescendingly, as if warning Li Tian, do you dare to try?
"Beautiful teacher, what do you want to do?" Li Tian said angrily, and at the same time secretly underestimated in his heart, why don't you smash the fat man in the back, it is the fat man in the back who is talking to me Okay, he is the culprit, why do you have to smash me, don't smash him, the baby is wronged.
"Don't talk in class, don't sleep on the desk, and don't look left and right!" Xia Wei's beautiful eyes glared at Li Tian: "Now I'll give you a warning first, and then dare to make a mistake, see how I clean you up!"
In fact, Xia Wei wished that Li Tian would make a mistake in her heart, in this way, she could rectify Li Tian well, and if she didn't fix Li Tian, she felt that there was a hurdle in her heart that she couldn't get over.
"It doesn't seem like a good thing to be targeted by a beautiful woman!" Li Tian whispered.
"What are you talking about?" Xia Wei asked, Li Tian was dumbfounded, why are this woman's ears so sharp, and then Li Tian patted his ass and said: "I said that I will never make mistakes in the future, try to be a good student, don't make trouble for the teacher, the teacher asked me to go to the east, I will never go west!"
"You'd better do what you say!" Xia Wei glared at Li Tian, then stepped on his high heels and returned to the podium to continue the lecture.
"Nima, how long are you going to talk about this kind of pediatric topic!" Li Tian looked at Xia Wei's back and secretly slandered, he really had no interest in this kind of course, since he was not interested, he was allowed to doze off, not to mention that he didn't go to bed until three o'clock in the morning last night, and this drowsiness came as soon as he said it.
No, for the sake of safety, I have to think of a way to sleep without being noticed by the teacher, so Li Tian held his cheeks in both hands, and after looking at the ceiling in a daze for a while, he finally had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and said to the squad leader Ye Shuang: "The class leader is big, borrow a pen and use it!"
Without waiting for Ye Shuang's consent, Li Tianyi snatched the pen from Ye Shuang's hand.
"Li Tian, I only have a fountain pen, give it back to me!" Ye Shuang's beautiful eyes glared at Li Tian, expressing helplessness to this guy, I just want to ask, don't you have a fountain pen?
"One minute, one minute later, I promise to return the pen to you!" Li Tian responded with a smile, and when he saw that there was no paper on the table, he continued: "Good people do it to the end, give me another blank piece of paper!"
At this time, Ye Shuang was also very curious, this guy wanted a pen and a blank paper, what did he want to do, in a state of curiosity, Ye Shuang handed Li Tian a blank piece of paper again.
"Hula ......"
Three times five divided by two, soon two eyes appeared on the white paper, Li Tian put away the pen, quite proud, Nima Lao Tzu is amazing, such a realistic eye, the whole world, I am afraid only Lao Tzu can draw.
Ye Shuang saw the two eyes on the white paper, and was very puzzled, why did this guy draw eyes for no reason? It seems that the drawing is not bad.
"Class Leader, thank you for your pen and white paper!" After Li Tian put the pen on it, he handed it to Ye Shuang with a smile.
Ye Shuang was even more depressed, but when Ye Shuang saw Li Tian tear his two eyes off the white paper and stick them on his eyes, he was completely speechless.
This guy is really the best, I'm afraid only he can come up with this kind of idea, but this guy's level of painting is very high, if you don't pay attention to it, you really can't see that those two eyes are drawn.
After Li Tian pasted his eyes, he took out the textbook, flipped to the lesson that the teacher taught, held his cheeks with both hands, and became serious with a look, and people who were far away couldn't see that Li Tian's eyes were fake.
Actually, he was sleeping.
From time to time, Xia Wei glanced at Li Tian, and found that Li Tian was open, engrossed, and suddenly felt a little unhappy in her heart, she could wait for Li Tian to make a mistake, however, this guy just didn't make a mistake.
Can't you pity Xiangxiang and cherish the jade once, let me grab your handle and fix you well? Xia Wei secretly slandered in her heart, as if the more serious Li Tian was, the more panicked she became.
Dozens of minutes later, Li Tian was still holding his cheeks with both hands, staring at the blackboard with both eyes without blinking, as if he was working hard, which made Xia Wei quite depressed, when did this guy study so hard, but his preoccupied appearance was indeed very handsome.
"It's still twenty minutes before the end of class, and I don't believe you can't make mistakes!"
Xia Wei roared in her heart, thinking of Li Tian's aggressive tone before, she was angry and couldn't be beaten, she was a university teacher, she would be embarrassed by students, if it was another student, she was still the student who violated herself in the hotel, and if she didn't take revenge, she couldn't get over this hurdle in her heart.
......
Time passed little by little, there were still a few minutes left before the end of class, Xia Wei was really a little tired from the lecture, her mouth was dry, and the last few minutes were left for everyone to digest slowly.
I don't know why, the more she wants to grab Li Tian's handle, but the more Li Tian doesn't have a handle for her, which makes her quite depressed, why is the child who is easy to make mistakes so obedient?
The more she thought about it, the more unconvinced Xia Wei became, so she turned her mind and thought of an idea, and then stood on the podium and said to Li Tian: "Li Tian, for the sake of your hard work, the teacher will give you a chance to answer on the blackboard!"
Li Tian did not respond.
"Li Tian?"
Li Tian was still silent.
Xia Wei was puzzled, so she hurriedly stepped on her high heels with an angry look...... came to Li Tian and shouted, "Classmate Li Tian?"
Still no response.
Xia Wei consciously pushed Li Tian with her hand.
"Bang!"
With this push, Li Tian's body fell directly under the table, Xia Wei was confused, but Li Tian was on fire and got up with a grunt, but the prosthetic eye attached to the eye was not removed, so he couldn't see anything, so naturally he didn't see Xia Wei.
"Nima, Lao Tzu is sleeping, whoever pushes Lao Tzu, stand up, Lao Tzu promises to beat you and don't even know your parents!"
A flock of crows flew over Xia Wei's head, can anyone tell me, how did this guy fall asleep with his cheeks in his hands and his eyes open?
Ye Shuang on the table next to him was speechless to Li Tian, is this guy a professional sleeper? Sleeping with his cheeks in his hands, he can still fall asleep, how many years will it take to practice behind closed doors to reach this kind of perfection.
Of course, Ye Shuang knew that Li Tian's eyes were fake, but she didn't expect that Li Tian could really fall asleep with his cheeks in both hands.