Forehead......

Looking at the memory of this Taoist friend, it really made Dao Wuya laugh wildly.

Sure enough, the happiness of one monk is based on the sorrow of another.

Han Xiaomo looked at Dao Wuya laughing on the side and asked, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Naturally, Dao Wuya would not share this happiness with him.

Yes, she doesn't understand!

Dao Wuyi continued to explore.

This poor fellow Daoist and fellow Daoist came to the sect master.

The sect master smiled slightly, "Can you be a little promising, a male monk, what's wrong with being a little generous? Which male monk of our Hehuan Sect is not like that...... Ahem...... Which cave is not surrounded by green grass?"

"What?" the poor fellow Daoist sat on the ground, looked up to the sky and sighed, burst into tears, and said, "Sect Master, are you also ......?"

He expected the Sect Master to give him a negative answer.

Who knew that the sect master sighed, took out a green turban from the storage bag and said, "You are my proud protégé, this treasure will be passed on to you, this is a high-grade spiritual weapon, which can resist the attack of divine consciousness!"

This fellow Daoist was still sullen, and before leaving, the sect master commanded, "From now on, you can be regarded as a real Green Forest Monk." ”

Back then, this fellow Daoist was very simple and ignorant, and he couldn't understand the meaning of the sect master's words.

......

A long time passed, until one day, his Taoist brought a bowl of liquid medicine and said, "It's time to take medicine!"

As soon as this Taoist friend took a sip, he found that he had been poisoned, fell down the spiritual weapon in his hand, and scolded, "You are too motherly, I'll go!"

......

"Alas!" painful memories.

This fellow Daoist came here just to seek death. He knew that there was not one out of ten monks who had come out of the land of trials in the past.

He had made up his mind to die.

Yes, he succeeded!

Dao Wuya sighed and "buryed" this fellow Daoist.

As for the soul beast in that Daoyou's arms, although it has no spiritual intelligence, it seems to have undergone some changes after being held tightly by that Daoyou for a while.

Just now, when he was in the arms of that friend, this soul beast was loveless.

But when Dao Wuya sent that Dao friend on his last journey, the soul beast fell into a stupor, and the red light in its eyes became brighter.

Sighing slightly, Dao Wuya thought in his heart, sure enough, once the monk had emotions in his heart, he would be vulnerable.

The road is endless, just two steps.

I heard the sound of hurried footsteps!

When he looked back, it was the soul beast with red eyes and gritted its vicious teeth, slamming into him.

Bump into yourself?

Dao Wuya carries the weight of 200,000 catties of the Dao Sutra, plus the spiritual weapon of the ancestor of the Tao family, and the weight is more than 300,000 catties.

Naturally, the poor, ignorant, and ignorant soul beast crashed to death!

"Forehead......" Han Xiaomo was stunned when he watched it from the side.

Dao Wuya let out a few laughs, was this smile happy or sad?

Han Xiaomo couldn't hear it. She just thinks Tao Chao is a weirdo!

Dao Wuyan is not lamenting that this soul beast "mayflies shake the tree, which is ridiculous", but sighs that in a short period of time, this soul beast actually gave birth to feelings, but the monk who has seven emotions and six desires is ......

Whew!

Glancing back at the soul beast whose red light was fading away, it seemed to be satisfied?

Oh! this strange place of trials.

There seemed to be a sentimentality in the air.

it!

Dao Wuya left this scene behind. Sentimentality comes and goes quickly.

The corners of Dao Wuya's mouth rose slightly, and from time to time he let out a "giggle" laugh.

"Humph!"

Han Xiaomo kicked Dao Wuyan and said, "Hey, can you stop laughing? ”

"Ahh

No, why did the soul beast have a trace of emotion, even though the emotion was extremely weak.

Oh! yes! Just now this place was within the enveloping range of the illusion stone's formation.

Dao Wuya was suddenly curious, to see what happened to the two big ghosts.

Good guys!

I saw that the big ghost was slowly approaching the second ghost, and the second ghost was also slowly moving his steps.

The two guys kept exclaiming, "Hey!" and "Hey!"

"What's the matter with you?" the big ghost asked.

"What's the matter with you?" the second ghost asked rhetorically.

The big ghost suddenly looked at the second ghost, and the look in his eyes ...... Forehead...... Dao Wuya thought it was weird.

"What are you looking at?" the second ghost shouted as he was stared at by the big ghost.

"Look at you!" the big ghost was also very unconvinced, and shouted.

"You're sick with a cat!" the second ghost scolded angrily.

"Snake spirit disease, you!" the big ghost was not to be outdone.

The two guys slowly walked into the distance in an argument...... But...... Dao Wuya always felt that these two guys took two steps and looked back at each other, what does this mean?

After a while, the second ghost turned back to the big ghost, and the big ghost raised his head and asked, "What are you doing?"

The second ghost deliberately "snorted" and said, "It's okay, I'll wander around." ”

"Wandering, wandering, knowing all day long?" said the big ghost with a slight anger.

"What are you looking at?" the big ghost suddenly noticed that the second ghost had been staring at him.

"Look at you!" the second ghost retorted.

"Seriously, what are you doing?" the big ghost asked, as he seemed a little shy.

"You...... cough cough...... "This guy, the second ghost seems to be a little shy, and said, "I hate it, you have flowers on your face!"

With that, the two guys vomited in unison.

"Wait!," the two ghosts said in unison.

"I feel like you're getting out of tune!" the two guys said in unison again.

"!" Wait, this time it's Dao Wuya's turn to be stunned, these two guys know the language of Zhen Jian and Haojian.

Isn't this method of communication the Zuan monks?

Dao Wuya secretly thought in his heart, anxious to make the monk become Zuan!

Dao Wuya continues to pay attention to the two ghosts.

The two guys started again, turning back as they went.

......

The two guys didn't know how many times they went back and forth, and finally stood together again.

The big ghost looked at the second ghost and said, "The distance between us seems to be farther and closer!"

The second ghost closed his eyes and said, "Pretend to be indifferent to you and don't want to think of you!"

"This ......" Dao Wuya was dumbfounded!

The power of the illusion stone is terrifying!

"I'm looking at you, but I can't do anything!" said the big ghost affectionately.

"I always think of how many wounds are healing on the side of the road around me!"

"Ahh

"At this moment, I want to...... A poem!" the big ghost said affectionately.

Good guy! Dao Wuya shouted in his heart, the big ghost seemed to have changed into a different person.

"Say!" the two ghosts couldn't wait to hear.

"It's a good day,

The mood is called a good one.

Because I just met you,

I'm twice as happy!" the big ghost chanted.

Dao Wuya was stunned.

The two ghosts clapped their hands directly, snapped, and said, "Good poetry, good poetry!"

......

Forehead...... Dao Wuya felt that he couldn't take it anymore.

What is the situation? Could this illusion stone be a pervert......

The Tao is endless, and the big ghost says to the second ghost, "What am I doing...... Western Fantasy ...... Ahem...... Joy ......"

Good guy, can't even speak clearly.

The second ghost said sharply, "Say whatever you want!"

The big ghost directly grabbed the hand of the second ghost and whispered in his ear, "****!"

Dao Wuya heard clearly, those were four words.

Who knows, the second ghost was actually unhappy, and said, "Didn't you say that in bed last night?"

The big ghost said, "What bed?"

The second ghost pointed to the top of his head, pointed to his feet, and said, "The sky should be the bed, and the earth should be the quilt!"

The big ghost was stunned......

Hehe, Dao Wuyan smiled evilly, the second ghost actually took the lead and suppressed the big ghost!

In the past, the two ghosts were respected by the big ghosts.

After a while, the two reconciled again.

Finally, the second ghost said, "How do we tell the master about this?"

The big ghost said, "You say it first!"

The second ghost was not happy at that time, and let go of the big ghost's hand, and said, "Why should I say it first?!"

The big ghost had to cough twice to relieve his embarrassment, and said, "Then I'll talk first." ”

When the second ghost heard this, he raised his head and said angrily, "Why did you say it first?!"

The big ghost was stunned on the spot.

A discordant laugh broke the quarrel.

"Hahaha!"

It's a day operator.

Tian Operator coughed twice and said, "I really can't help it." Ahem, what's that...... You go on. ”

Hehe, there is no end to the secret way, it seems that the old man is also quite experienced.

The big ghost and the two ghosts listened and confronted each other for a moment.

The big ghost shrugged his shoulders and said, "Then who do you say first?"

The second ghost also clasped his hands to his chest and said angrily, "Why do I say who says first?!"

"I'm ......" The big ghost directly held his head in his hands, and after a while, he raised his voice and said, "Are you unreasonable!"

"Reasonable?" The second ghost immediately became furious, and his anger reached the extreme, "What the hell am I talking to you, you want me to reason with you, you follow the reason to live!"

After that, the two ghosts were full of tears.

"Hahahaha!"

Discordant laughter rang out again.

It's the day operator again.

"You go on......" Tian Operator coughed a few times and said solemnly.

Dao Wuya was stunned, good guy, how did the two ghosts gain the upper hand out of thin air?

That's the key!

Not long ago, the two were still equal, why did the two ghosts suddenly suppress the big ghosts?

It seems that there is learning in this.

I'm afraid the old man knows a lot more about this knowledge.

It seems that the situation of the two ghosts is not good, and it can only be described in four words.

That's ...... It's harder than harder, and it's a dilemma.

There is only one solution.

That's ...... Rise to the challenge!

Dao Wuya secretly wondered in his heart, this illusion stone was really terrifying.

During this time, Han Xiaomo has been looking at Dao Wuwu with a neurotic eye.

Dao Wuyan either laughed or frowned......

There's a cat disease, this man. Han Xiaomo thought to himself.

Suddenly, Dao Wuya realized something, just now he and Han Xiaomo passed through the formation of the illusion stone, this Han Xiaomo will not ......

After all, he is young and old, and he has no feelings.

"Han Xiaomo, you won't like me, will you?" asked Dao Wuya directly.

"Vomit and vomit!" Han Xiaomo listened, and directly clasped his throat with his dirty fingers, and said, "Understood?"

"That's good. Dao Wuya rejoiced.

Han Xiaomo rolled his eyes and said, "I'm guilty of cerebral congestion!"

"Inexplicable!" Dao Wuwu said helplessly, the language system used by Han Xiaomo was not at all in the realm of cultivating immortals.

Are you fucking from the Immortal Cultivation Realm? Dao Wuya really wants to ask...... Oh...... How did I become Zuan...... There is no end to the road.