Chapter 36 One to Two Goods
Jian Shizang also felt that this was indecent, but he couldn't take it back after the words had been spoken, and he couldn't care about it much, so he simply went all the way to the end, and said again, "If your bird doesn't work, say it as soon as possible, and if you dream about it, the beauty will not stop, and the bird will not be useful or ashamed!"
After saying this, there was another burst of laughter in Qijin Town, and even Abe and my grandson couldn't help but look at Kojiro with great embarrassment.
Kojiro sat there with a confused expression, turned his head to Yui and asked, "Why didn't I understand what Ji Shizo said about the birds?
Yui's face was flushed by these words, and she was almost not spurted out of the old blood when she was asked by Kojiro, and beat Kojiro a few times and said, "You go home and ask your father, ask me what a big girl does?"
Kojiro still didn't understand, and turned his head to look at Qin Yao again.
Qin Yao was even more shy than Zhi Yui, she couldn't even lift her face, and replied in a voice like a mosquito: "This...... I don't know. ”
"You ...... What are you all blushing about, and what are the birds pitifully red? ”
To say that Kojiro is really weird when he is fine, and it is really a headache if he is stupid.
Seeing that Yui and Qin Yao didn't answer, his eyes gradually drifted to the freckled girl, and the freckled girl was stared at by him, and her heart straightened her hair, and she opened her mouth and asked, "I don't know what Takeda-sama has to say?"
Kojiro asked shyly: "Just now Ji Shizo said that the pro-heirloom bird of your Abe family is not easy to use, I don't understand what this 'bird is not easy to use' means." Why did I ask Yui and Qin Yao, they both blushed and didn't want to tell me. ”
After hearing what the freckled girl said to him, her expression gradually froze, and the two dark fox eyes widened. Depressed and embarrassed, Kojiro didn't know what he said wrong to make the freckled girl react like this, she kept staring at herself intently without speaking or blinking.
The world seemed to be quiet suddenly, and Kojiro was very uncomfortable with her, so he nervously swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva and coughed twice and said, "Girl, this bird ......"
Before he could finish speaking, the freckled girl gave him a slap in the face and shouted, "Get out!"
This slap stunned Kojiro and was completely stunned. He covered his face and looked at Yui and then at Qin Yao, only to see a gloating expression on the faces of the two of them, and they looked at the jade mirror again angrily.
Ji Shizang looked at Abe-san's face, only to see that his face was flushed, and suddenly frowned and said: "Beauty, hurry up, incense." Then he turned over again.
After hearing this, the Howling Dog and the Tengu suddenly became red and shot a fierce light, barking wildly at Ji Shizo.
Jian Shizang is not only not afraid of dogs but loves to eat dog meat, these two dogs are no different from the food on the table in his eyes, but these two dogs barked too fiercely, Rao is he was very bold and frightened.
Jian Shizang suddenly figured out something, and said in his heart: "Could it be ...... Beauty, one is his commanding god's spell?"
Combined with the state of the two dogs when he was not asleep, he suddenly realized in his heart, "It turns out that he can only move these two dogs in this state of sleeping." Then this will be easy to do, I didn't expect you to be a man, but you have a set of dog training!"
Ji Shizang took out a few small balls from his bag, which came in a variety of red, black, and white colors, each representing a different effect.
For example, the red one is a small 'roasting fire arrow', and the white one is a smoke bomb. At the time of the 'Forest of Blood Mist', he gave Kojiro all the things he used to contain gunpowder, and these were newly made by him, and although the quantity was not much, it was enough.
Ji Shizang glanced at Abe-san and smiled maliciously at him, and then weighed a few small balls in his hand and opened his mouth and shouted: "Abe-san, you can't get up, if you don't get up, I'll blow up this place!"
He thought of something again, and shouted in the testing ground, "Lord Abe, I'll need some tools in a moment, don't blame me if your Qijincho blows up." ”
He is not talking nonsense, the power of the 'roasting arrow' even knows the old women who grow vegetables in the fields in Japan.
No matter how sturdy the iron-clad ship is to be blown up by this 'baking arrow', it will definitely not escape the fate of the shipwreck. Although the testing ground made of Abe's family demon bones is strong, it is still much inferior to the iron ship.
If these small 'baking fire arrows' in Jian Shizang's hands really exploded, maybe this testing ground would collapse.
Many disciples were panicked by Ji Shizang's action, and their eyes looked at Abe's grandson together.
Abe and my grandson thought about it for a moment, and said in his heart: "The power of 'baking' in his hands should not be underestimated, but will this ninja really put his life into it for a competition? I don't think he is an extreme person, he will definitely not be like this." ”
He sent his voice in and said, "Please rest assured, Qishen Town is very strong, please go all out in this trial and leave no regrets." ”
I don't know what secret method Abe's grandson used, the voice came into the secret room as if it was said in the ear, every word was clear, and the two people and two dogs in the field heard it clearly.
Ji Shizang laughed in his heart, thinking, "That's no wonder I'm not going to blame." ”
I saw Abe-san suddenly get up, frowning and saying, "Two beauties, let me incense one!"
Although he was still asleep, the tone of his words became much more severe, and the two dogs listened to his drive and suddenly became powerful, and even opened their mouths and gnawed at the wall where Jian Shizang was hanging.
The two dogs took one mouth after another, and after a while, they bit out a big hole in the wall, and the saliva leaking from the corners of their mouths corroded the ground like sulfuric acid.
"Looks like you're serious!
Jian Shizang's expression tightened, he took out two red crystals and put them on his eyes, and then took out two small white pills and threw them on the ground, and the smoke rose with a "bang", and he couldn't see his five fingers.
Jian Shizang's body fell lightly, and he ran towards Abe-san with all his strength as soon as he hit the ground.
Unexpectedly, the two dogs had an extremely sensitive sense of smell, and they could accurately track objects through their noses even if they were not sighted.
Jian Shizang had already expected it, and when he felt the heat in the mouths of the two dogs about to hit his body, he stretched out his two palms and struck at the two dogs.
In other words, these two palms will be gently and skillfully dodged by these two dogs. But the savior of these two dogs ran with all his might, and the two palms of Jian Shizang were suddenly issued, and Rao is two dogs had miraculous powers and had no time to dodge.
But these two dogs are divine creatures after all, how can they be compared with ordinary domestic animals? The two bodies touched each other, and they immediately fell, dodging the palm power of the 'sun and moon in the same sky'.
"Haha, it seems that they still have some scruples, if it weren't for the fear of hurting me, I would just open my mouth and swallow the palm force. "Thinking of these more unscrupulous tricks of the two dogs.
In this way, Ji Juzang ran around Abe-san and fought with the two dogs for ten rounds. Somehow, the two dogs suddenly stopped barking "whooping", and then ignored Jian Shizang, and scratched their noses with their front paws.
Jian Shizang watched on the spot, and the two dogs became stupid after a while, and they couldn't keep their spirits up.
He thought that Abe-san was very disdainful of fighting with him just now, which made him feel very unhappy, and at this moment, the situation was reversed, and he also followed Abe-san's example and lay on the ground and said to the two dogs: "The taste of my powder is okay?"
That powder is extremely useful against vicious dogs, but it is not a precious thing, it is just a medicinal herb 'luminous sand' commonly used by Sun Sheng.
This 'luminous sand' is very smelly, and it is made by grinding the dried feces of bats. Jian Shizang took advantage of the high-five to bring out a point that was not noticed, and when the little things added up, the two dogs had already been smoked like this after they had been tricked.
This rogue trick was not taught by Sarutobi Sasuke, but learned from others when he was a child.
When he was a child, he once went to the lord's house to steal food because he couldn't get food, and the lord raised four big dogs who were very fierce, and several times they were almost eaten by the four dogs, but fortunately, an old man called Hua saved him and taught him how to do it.
Although he has been under the door of the owner of the pavilion since then, he has no worries about food and clothing, but the tragic experience of his childhood has made him often carry some pickled things on him to guard against vicious dogs, but he did not expect this habit to come in handy at this moment.
I waited for a long time until the smoke cleared, but I saw Kenjuzo and Abe-san still lying on the ground.
To outsiders, the two of them lay side by side like dead people, and the two big dogs looked over them from afar.
After a while, Abe-san came out slowly, "Beauty~ Kiss lightly, I'm afraid of pain." ”
After the two dogs got the order, they couldn't help but circle around Ji Shizang and waited for an opportunity to move, but Ji Shizang still lay on the ground with that leisurely appearance, and even snored like Abe-san.
Yui covered her mouth and laughed "giggle", and her big eyes smiled into a slit and said, "It's really him, and I don't know what this kid thought about in the competition." But he's okay with that, what if the two dogs run up?"
"I don't know who to ask. The person who was taught by your ape Fei Sasuke, how do I know what medicine he sells in his gourd?" Kojiro was slapped several times by the freckled girl, and he was not happy in his heart, and replied angrily.
Yui smiled again and said in her heart: "This person is sometimes quite mature, but sometimes he is as simple and cute as this." I know that he doesn't understand anything, and if someone else dares to ask me what a bird is, I will slap him a few times. ”
Although Kojiro said that it was very perfunctory, he still cared about Ji Shizang in his heart, and his eyes were fixed on the jade mirror and he never left for a moment. I saw that the two dogs circled around him for more than ten or twenty times without stopping, and even Abe's grandson didn't see the clue.
Kojiro looked at Kashizo again, and suddenly felt that his sleeping posture was very strange. His legs were stretched out, but his arms were clasped together in a mess, and his hands were not facing the two dogs but towards Abe-san.
Merely...... No matter how weird his posture was, he was lying flatter than the average person. Kojiro was also stunned, and he really didn't know what Ji Shizang was going to do.
After waiting for another quarter of an hour, I only heard the voices of Abe-san and Ji Shizang gradually rising, and the two snoring became louder and louder, alternating with each other, which meant that you sang and I appeared on the stage.
The two dogs waited for a while, thinking that Jian Shizang was already asleep, and quietly stepped in, about to deal with him at the speed of thunder.
Jian Shizang's heart was like a mirror, as if he was whispering in a dream, and said in his mouth: "Beauty~ Be careful, the things in my hands are not easy to mess with!"
Everyone squinted and looked carefully, only to see a small red pill pinched in Jian Shizang's hand, using the same technique as Sun Sheng's 'Flower Finger'.
Looking at Abe-san again, there was an extra one in his crotch at some point, and he was impartial.
Kojiro stroked his palms and laughed: "Okay, you are a Ji Shizang, you still have this hand?! Can this 'baking' still be used like this?!!!
As he spoke, he paused, and then asked Yui, "The bird he just talked about...... Is it referring to that? As he spoke, he casually pointed to the crotch of a male disciple of the Abe family.
Yui didn't have a beard, and if he did, he would be so angry that he would blow three feet high, and he snorted coldly and turned his head.
Kojiro asked like Qin Yao again, she was still so embarrassed, she lowered her head and didn't speak.
Kojiro smiled, touched the back of his head and said to the freckled woman, "I'm sorry just now, I didn't mean to." ”
The freckled woman glanced at him and ignored him, and put on a slap pose, Kojiro knew that he was not interested, and bowed slightly and looked at the jade mirror.
The two were at a stalemate for a while, Abe-san opened his eyes, and scolded Ji Shizang: "You ninjas are really shameless, why do you focus on people and go down three ways, are you ninjas so obscene?"
Jian Shizang pretended to yawn, and turned over in the same way as Abe-san, and said: "Beauty~ Don't move, if you move my brother again, I won't obey the call." ”
Abe-san had a bird's nest-like messy hair, a pair of fox eyes on his dirty face shot a fierce light, and his teeth in his mouth clenched and threatened: "Believe it or not, I fought with you!
Ji Shizang sat up suddenly, and he didn't know how he sat up in that strange position, anyway, he suddenly sat there, his fingers still pointing at the 'baking' in the crotch of Abe-san's pants.
This movement was very fast, and when Abe-san's eyelids did not close, he was still lying down, but when he opened his eyes, he sat up. This couldn't help but make him shocked, and he said in his heart: "If Fang just took advantage of my blink of an eye to shoot this 'baking', then I would be miserable!"
Jian Shizang said: "Don't talk big, I really want to shoot you, your two dogs will definitely not be able to react." ”
"Hmph, why don't we try?"
Before the word 'try' could be spoken, I heard a very dull sound.
"Tom"
Abe-san suddenly found that there was already a small pit two inches away from the instep of his foot, and the sound was very deafening, what could it be if it wasn't 'baked' and exploded? Looking at Ji Shizang again, he was still pinching two small white pills at him, and his heart was even more afraid.
Ji Shizang's hand really convinced Abe-san, this technique is as fast as a trick, even if he didn't blink his eyes this time, he didn't understand it.
He was afraid in his heart, but his mouth was very hard, he swallowed his saliva and calmed down, and forced himself to calm down: "Even if this is the case, it is a tie, it depends on who consumes whom? Even if you hurt me first, my two divine dogs can kill you immediately, believe it or not?!!"
He was right, if it weren't for the fact that the two dogs hadn't killed him, he really wouldn't have been able to beat him. Now neither of them dares to act rashly, just waiting for who can't hold on first and surrenders voluntarily.
Jian Shizang thought about it, why did he let this kid from the Abe family take advantage of him everywhere, but he suffered so many dumb losses.
He thought about it in his heart, and remembered the dirty words taught to him by the old beggar around him when he was wandering in the past, and suddenly opened his mouth and said: "I will lose a lot if I die, but you won't lose anything if that thing blows up!"
"What?!Why don't I pay at all, I can lose a lot?!As a man, I should linger in the women's pile. It's my dream to taste all the beauties in the world, how can you let me taste it without it?"
Jian Shizang laughed and teased: "Your thing has long been bad, what do you taste? If you blow it up, there will be an extra hole, what do you lose? Do you still want to pound a big bowl with your tiny chopsticks? Can you do it?"
'Are you okay?' these three words kept echoing in Abe-san's head, hitting him as if it were a sore spot in his soul.
It may be that I have seen too much of the private spring palace picture, and I always feel a little powerless in recent days. Jian Shizang hit him crookedly, scolding to the most painful place in his heart.
Abe-san was speechless for a long time when he heard this, his face was extremely ugly, and he suddenly swallowed twice and swallowed back.
Jian Shizang saw that his expression was different, and he had already guessed in his heart, and laughed loudly, "Brother or I understand you, it doesn't matter, it's a big deal to be sisters with your beauty." ”
Abe-san took a sip and scolded, "You are only a sister, and you 'Sanada Ten Warriors' are all sisters." ”
The two of them have been scolding like this, scolding what is ugly, scolding what is filthy, and scolding is even worse than the women in the fields.
The two of them are a nobleman and a pariah, and their status is very different, but there is nothing to say from the mouth of Ji Shizang, but it greatly damages the face of the Abe family.
Abe's grandson couldn't stand it, so he stopped him: "Abe-san, I'll punish you after you try to spray feces indiscriminately with the guests!"
This is extremely useful, and Abe's grandson can easily teach the daughter of the head of the family a lesson, and it is not a piece of cake to train him. He nodded tremblingly, and immediately stopped his tongue, Jian Shizang got this cheap, searched his intestines, racked his brains and scolded all his foul language, and scolded him happily.
Although Ke Ji Shizang scolded Abe-san, all the people sitting were from Abe's family, and scolding Abe-san was the same as scolding them.
Some of them were so grumpy that when they stood up, they rushed into the trial ground and beat him up.
Some fierce eyes even shot on Kojiro's face, and Kojiro shook his head helplessly, "Hey, the family education is not strict." ”
Ji Shizang's scolding became more and more fierce, but Abe-san's face became more and more calm, and suddenly his face became distorted and strange, and his expression relaxed greatly after a slight sigh.
Jian Shizang squinted his eyes, only to see his crotch wet, and suddenly shouted, "It's done!"