Chapter 43: Eight Immortal Gossip
Obviously, the life of the Golden Crab General's Mansion is much more comfortable and leisurely than that of Jiashan, because the Xuan Turtle clan is too lazy, this is the nature of demon cultivation, in contrast, the shrimp and crabs prefer to toss.
The same is true of the dust washing banquet that Gu Zuo participated, in addition to the table full of delicacies, there were also grand songs and dances, the pearl dance of the mussel girls, the copper drum music of the octopus, the spear dance of the seahorses, and the war dance of the shrimp and crabs, Gu Zuo was very happy.
Listening to Prime Minister Gui Cheng, the Crystal Palace used to hold a feast of the four seas every ten years, which was called a colorful one, and Gu Zuo could only be fascinated by this.
Since the Crystal Palace was mentioned, Gu Zuo couldn't help but be curious, and after drinking with Prime Minister Turtle and General Golden Crab, he asked, "When the Yaksha is destroyed, what will happen to the Crystal Palace?"
General Golden Crab said: "Don't worry, thirty years ago, the Eight Cave Immortals crossed the sea, and the four dragon kings went out to fight, and they were seriously injured, and they are still being raised, and the Crystal Palace has been closed, and there is no one who can't come out for decades." ”
Gu Zuo had heard this matter mentioned by Prime Minister Guicheng, but he didn't say it in detail, and he was a little puzzled about it: "I heard that if the wind and rain are not smooth, the Heavenly Court will recruit the Dragon King of the Four Seas to rain, has it not been recruited in the past thirty years?
General Jin Crab said: "I have been recruited, and the four old kings have been seriously injured, what can Heavenly Court do? Can you still use a knife to carry the old kings to the sky to travel clouds and rain? Moreover, Heavenly Court also has four parts of wind and rain, clouds and thunder, and it is not only the old kings who can rain. ”
When he said this, there was an indescribable yin and yang weirdness in General Jinxi's words, and Prime Minister Turtle nodded and added: "Heavenly Court doesn't take our water tribe in its eyes, and we don't need to rush to the knot." ”
As soon as this sentence was raised, General Jin Crab even complained: "Back then, the Eight Cave Immortals did nonsense and ate too much wine to make trouble in the East China Sea, and they raised stormy waves, and I don't know how many ships were overturned into the sea by them, so that the waterway was impassable. Lao Wang led the troops out to check, and when he saw that it was these eight, he originally wanted to calm things down and let them stop making trouble. ”
An old man with such a good temper couldn't bear to mention this matter, and said: "At that time, the waves were rolling and the Crystal Palace was tossed by them so badly that even the bottom of the sea in the depths of my Jiashan Mountain could feel shaking, let alone elsewhere. Then Lu Dongbin also said that he wanted to go to the three mountains of Penglai to play, and he agreed to follow the Taoist law, and he could not take a boat, he could not violate the agreement, how to cross the sea and how to cross the sea, is this a human word?
General Jin Crab said: "Breaking into other people's homes and turning the world upside down, they also said that they were reasonable, and they didn't know where the reason was!"
Gu Zuo recalled carefully and said, "I heard that it was Guanyin Bodhisattva who mediated and ended the fight?"
General Golden Crab sneered: "It turns out that the Taishi has also heard of it. Speaking of which, where is the mediation, the Bodhisattva is biased and forced me to hand over the surname Lan in the East China Sea, and as for the fact that they killed the two dragons, it was just an apology! Is there such mediation?"
Prime Minister Gui Cheng hurriedly said: "Don't say Bodhisattva, you must know that disaster comes from the mouth." ”
Originally, Gu Zuo liked the story of the Eight Immortals and admired the Eight Immortals very much, but when he heard this, he also felt a little unhappy, but he still didn't reprimand the Eight Immortals, and asked, "Lan Caihe, how is he capable?"
General Jin Crab said: "The surname Lan likes to make wine and drink, and among the eight of them, he drinks the most and makes the most trouble, but his ability is not ordinary, and the young general and the Yuan Shark judge took action and captured him alive." Originally, I didn't think about him, just measured how drunk he was, and then reported it to Heaven for disposal, but he refused to accept it. The ones who really have the ability are Zhang Guo, Lu Dongbin, Tie Guan Li and Han Zhongli, who are difficult to fight. ”
Gu Zuo asked again: "If the Bodhisattva deals with it like this, Heavenly Court won't say anything?"
Prime Minister Gui Cheng said: "The Eight Cave Immortals are very popular with the Queen Mother, they are the guests of the Yao Pond Seat, and the Heavenly Court has always been indulgent, and the Bodhisattva disposes of it like this, I don't know why, in short, my East China Sea Clan is heartbroken." ”
General Golden Crab sneered: "I've been heartbroken for a long time, not only this one, but whenever something happens, my East China Sea clan has been thrown out of the pot, and we are raised by our stepmother!"
The two big demons poured bitter water at Gu Zuo, Gu Zuo could only express deep sympathy, and sighed again and again, how could he really go to the heavens? That was impossible.
But he also took advantage of the sigh of sympathy to raise his concerns: "The Yaksha General is also registered by Heavenly Court, his army has been wiped out by us, will Heavenly Court take action?"
General Jin Crab sneered and relieved: "Taishi doesn't need to worry, there are thousands of Chaos Heavens, and there are not many registered in the Heavenly Court, there are all kinds of deaths and injuries every year, those who fight each other, those who have a natural end of longevity, those who have gone wrong in their cultivation, and those who have taken the wrong medicine...... Where can I manage it? let alone my aquarium. My old king doesn't know how many sons have been cramped, skinned, and killed, do you see that the heavenly court has taken care of it? hehe!"
Prime Minister Gui Cheng said: "Speaking of which, the Yaksha who patrols the sea is not ordered by the old king, and dares to raise troops to attack Jiashan without authorization, just to tie up with the heavenly court and find a way out for his own family. But the old man thought about it carefully, listened to what he meant, and said that it was just to appease General Mo Lihai......"
The Golden Crab General on the side was suddenly startled: "What? What wanted?"
Prime Minister Gui Cheng smiled: "Golden Crab, don't be suspicious, that's just his side of the story." He said that Heavenly Court wanted to fly to the island, but in fact, there is no evidence, if it is really wanted, why don't you see the wanted edict?
General Golden Crab shook his head like a rattle: "No." ”
Prime Minister Gui said: "Isn't that it? I'm afraid it's General Mo Lihai's personal grudge, but I don't know why General Mo Lihai wants to oppose the Taishi?"
Gu Zuo briefly recounted the battle that was besieged by the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals, and said, "Saying that I did not have a Fu Zhao to trespass into the Chaos World should be for this." ”
General Jin Crab was stunned for a moment when he listened, and hurriedly asked, "The Grand Master retreated in front of General Mo Lihai's formation?"
Gu Zuo nodded: "Yes, I can't beat him, so I can only go." ”
General Jin Crab asked again: "When the Taishi left, did he lead the crowd away?"
Gu Zuo said ashamedly: "At that time, General Mo Lihai led his troops to attack, there were almost thousands of heavenly generals, and there were not many generals in the Xuandu world in my channel, so I couldn't compete, so I could only turn in together, and I smiled." ”
General Jin Crab lost his mind for a while and muttered, "Good ability......"
Prime Minister Gui Cheng said on the side: "I have thought about this matter for a month, it stands to reason that trespassing into the Chaos Heavens from the Nether Realm is indeed not tolerated by Heavenly Court, but Taishi is a disciple of Wenshi, and the disciple of Louguan Shizhen is only a matter of making up an edict for Heavenly Court......"
General Jin Crab lost his mind again for a while: "Sure enough, it is the authentic Xuanmen, disrespectful and disrespectful, no wonder." ”
Gu Zuo didn't bother to pay attention to General Golden Crab's sycophancy, and hurriedly asked, "How to make up for it?"