Chapter 9: The Crane Weng
The next day, I saw Crane Weng, who was an old man, but his face was still very good, with a white beard, like a white radish hanging on his chin, and a big belly that was seven or eight months pregnant.
With a bit of majesty on his face, on the way, Zhan Ze told him what kind of person this old man was and how to deal with it, and talked for half an hour.
Zhan Ze brought Ye Chen in and said, "Old man, my father should have told you, who is he, right?"
He Weng sat under a tall willow tree, set up a table of eight immortals, and read a book in his hand, when he heard what Zhan Ze said, he raised his head and looked at Ye Chen, as if he only needed a glance to see if he was a martial arts practitioner.
He put down the book in his hand and said, "You are getting more and more unpunctual, and you have to let your father discipline and discipline." ”
"Hey, old man, don't be like this, tell me behind your back, it's very annoying, you know!" Zhan Ze hurriedly explained: "I'm going to take Ye Chen, it's just a little late." ”
"Zamabu. The ruler slapped the table with a bang.
"Do you mean him, or me, I don't need Zamabu. Zhan Ze continued: "This is what beginners should do. ”
"Who said that, did I say that?" waved the ring ruler in his hand.
Zhan Ze said to Ye Chen: "Put things down, put them down." ”
Putting the extra things on the table of the Eight Immortals, he ran over to Zamabu.
One of them was tied to one side, like a stake.
"Is this Zamabu! Push me down! If you don't press down, I'm going to help you. ”
Zhan Ze hurriedly pressed down, otherwise the two water tanks next to him were about to be pressed, and said: "I have already passed the period of Zamabu, and I still want to come to Zamabu." ”
"You've been lazy lately, you should start over and warm up for an hour. ”
Zhan Ze listened, "Ahhh......h
"What......"
Zhan Ze explained: "I'll prick for an hour, no problem, but people haven't learned martial arts, you let people come for an hour, and tomorrow they won't let people walk." ”
"Hehe, you'll think about others. ”
Ye Chen hurriedly said: "I've learned a little, and it's okay for an hour." ”
"I understand you, don't be reckless. Zhan Ze said.
"It's really fine, I've learned zama before. ”
"I'm afraid you won't be able to stand up straight tomorrow. ”
Crane Weng said: "You really think about others. ”
Zhan Ze smiled.
After half an hour, the person was already sweating, and his calves began to shake a little.
"Is it okay?" Zhan Ze asked.
Ye Chen's bean-sized beads of sweat kept sliding down his cheeks to the sides, and the sun had come out at this time, making it more and more uncomfortable.
Zhan Ze also began to sweat, and there were a lot of beads of sweat, but he did have a foundation.
"Don't hold on, just say if you're uncomfortable. Zhan Ze hoped that he would beg for mercy quickly, but if he insisted, he would be embarrassed to say that he was tired.
Ye Chen remembered what his mother had said again.
"This basic skill must be practiced every day, and beginners must go through this process. Tsuru said.
"Then your intensity, isn't it a little too big. Zhan Ze said.
"Hehe, this has strength!" The old man asked Ye Chen, "What martial arts have you learned before?" ”
"I haven't studied martial arts systematically, I've learned some self-defense techniques. Ye Chen said.
"That's also called martial arts, have you ever learned to fly on walls, have you ever learned to walk on walls, have you ever learned Edgeworth, have you ever learned Tuna, have you learned internal skills, have you ever learned to control immortal beasts by induction?" Zhan Ze asked.
Ye Chen shook his head again and again.
"That's learning nothing!"
"Stand firm. The old man began to read the book again, and did not stop them until the incense had finished burning.
Both of them were tired and lay on the ground.
The old man smiled and said, "It's also a swordsmanship, flying eaves and walking on the wall, and you can't even stand on a horse." ”
"Hey, old man, you're too shocking, you're so good, why don't you come and tie a bell, I see you won't even be able to get up tomorrow." Ze Shao shouted.
The old man smiled and said, "Will I teach you, or will you teach me?"
"Didn't you say that you had already learned, why did you seem to be very uncomfortable?" Ye Chen asked Zhan Ze.
"I haven't been pierced in a long time. ”
"Wait a minute, what are we going to learn?"
The old man said, "Continue to zama walking, it's still an hour." ”
"Ha, didn't you say that you only warmed up for an hour?" Zhan Ze asked.
"You have too much oil on your body, you should take care of it, it's the best way to lose weight. ”
Zhan Ze looked at Crane Weng's big belly and said, "I think you should lose weight well." ”
was heard by the crane and shouted, "Boy, what are you talking about?" ”
"No, I didn't say anything. "I'm really afraid of pushing him into a hurry.
Crane Weng smiled coldly,
"You tossed us on purpose!"
"Then do you want to zamabu?"
Zhan Ze really believed that this old man would go directly to his father to complain, and hurriedly said: "Everything is under the master's orders." ”
waved his hand and asked Ye Chen to hurry over.
After a morning and a visit to the study hall in the afternoon, I can breathe a sigh of relief.
Suddenly, Zhan Ze pointed to a guy in the front corner who was chatting and talking, and said, "That guy is my enemy." ”
"Qiao Haoyu?" Ye Chen asked.
"Yes, remember, it's him, who is very annoying, who opposes me everywhere, even the people I like, want to rob me. ”
The fat group reminded him of Xue Pan in the Dream of Red Mansions, who was indeed a bit unstoppable, at this moment, speaking inside, Qiao Haoyu was definitely the loudest, and the voice could be heard several miles away, as if he was afraid that others would not hear what they were saying.
"I wanted to beat him up, but I didn't get a chance. ”
Ye Chen smiled slightly when he heard this.
"Hey, you remember, don't go near him. ”
Ye Chen nodded.
"Hey, let's not talk about that, let's talk about the next thing. "Shi Zi's words yesterday really made him not sleep well all night.
"What's next?" I thought it was Guo Yuqing's matter again.
"Let's talk about it when we get out. Zhan Ze called Haotian and Jingxing.
didn't stay in it for enough hours, so he let Zhan Ze pull out.
"Classes haven't ended yet. ”
"No, it's useless, it's useless, it's useless, it's useless. Zhan Ze shouted and asked, "Haven't you studied before?"
"I've learned a few, but it's not as grand as your fairy city. ”
"Sword, beast control, light power water drifting is magnificent. ”
Ye Chen smiled when he heard this.
"Tell me something serious. They went to the peach forest, and met the person who delivered food, Zhan Ze didn't say a word, intercepted the person who delivered the food, asked for some food, and then let them go.
Ren Haotian asked with a smile: "I had insomnia last night, and I couldn't sleep." ”
"Yesterday's incident, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, so how did Shizi know about my dream of Yuqing. ”
The two of them listened and didn't dare to laugh anymore.
"I'll talk about this later, I want to say now, you guys think of a way for me, Yuqing is about to arrive, you should think of a way to welcome her. ”
"His requirements are not so high, just set up ten tables and eight tables. Ren Haotian was not joking,
"No, there's no innovation at all. Zhan Ze said.
"Then hold a barbecue meeting and a welcome ceremony, Ye Chen's skills are not very good, and we don't need to find a cook." ”
Yuan Jingxing said: "I don't know if Qiao Haoyu knows that Yuqing is here." ”
Haotian said: "You should know, I heard the people around them talking. ”
"Yes, be careful, don't let him get ahead of him. ”
"You guys think about it, what kind of ceremony is better!" Ze Shao said.
"One worships the high hall, and the other worships heaven and earth......"
"I'll kick you to death believe it or not!"
"Big party, in your yard, make a little more fun, and call a few more people over. Ren Haotian said.
Ye Chen was listening, and he couldn't interject, he really didn't know how they played.
Zhan Ze asked, "Ye Chen, what ritual do you think is the best?" ”
Ye Chen said: "Ask me, I'm from the countryside, I don't understand this, and I don't know if the Yuqing you said likes to be lively or quiet." ”
Zhan Ze thought for a while and said, "Of course she likes to be lively. ”
"Don't you think it's too lively, but it's not good?"
"What do you mean?" Zhan Ze asked, a little puzzled.
"Hula La, a group of people, there are a few who can really speak, the most important thing is whether you and Yuqing are good, the others are foils, there are many people, tired bad people, there is no chance for you to speak, it is better to be simple, create an opportunity for you and Guo Yuqing to sit down and talk. ”
Yuan Jingxing listened and said, "What Ye Chen said seems to have some truth!"
Ye Chen was a little surprised, and said, "I said it casually, don't take it seriously." ”
"No, what you said makes sense, there are many people here, it looks very lively, a large area of hulala, but there are not many people sitting together and chatting well, especially Ze Shao and Yuqing. Jing Xing said.
Ze Shao thought about it carefully and said, "Listen to the fourth, it's simpler." Looking at Ye Chen.
"The most important thing is to make her happy, isn't it!" Ye Chen said.
"Yes, it's to make her happy and welcome her!" Zhan Ze asked again: "Then how to welcome?"
"We welcome people in the countryside, set off some firecrackers, or fireworks!"
"Set off firecrackers, do you want to get married?" Haotian asked.
Jing Xing smiled and said, "Firecrackers, I just think about it, fireworks are quite a good idea." ”
Zhan Ze touched his chin, nodded, and said, "Yes, the fireworks are good, you can prepare well." Just fireworks. ”
Ye Chen also sat down on the lawn.
Zhan Ze continued: "Your barbecue skills are good, when the time comes, you will be in charge of the barbecue." ”
"No, I just only grill two fish, and the barbecue is really not good. Ye Chen said.
"Hey, don't be modest, I think you're good, and when the time comes, you'll be in charge. ”
"As long as the time comes, don't blame me for my bad craftsmanship. ”
Zhan Ze smiled when he heard this, and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely not blame you." ”
Haotian said: "Don't be happy too early, Haoyu already knows, when the time comes, we are ready, but the person was taken away by him, and all preparations fell short." ”
This thing has not happened before, as soon as these words came out, Zhan Ze immediately became vigilant and said, "Does he know when Yuqing will come?"
"I guess it's the same as us, I only know how to come, I don't know when to come. ”
Jing Xing listened to it and said, "Don't we know the specific time?"
Zhan Ze listened and said, "I'll find a way to determine the time when she arrives." ”
"Then you have to be careful of being intervened by Qiao Haoyu, when everything is ready, no one has arrived, it will be too disappointing. Jing Xing said.
"I have to let Shizi come forward. Haotian said: "Yuqing is here, she will definitely live in Shizi's courtyard, so only she can help you stop Qiao Haoyu." ”
"It's really a narrow road. Zhan Ze muttered.
Jing Xing said, "Then what are you going to give to others?"
Zhan Ze shook his head when he heard this, and said, "I don't know." ”
"Hey, I don't know yet, how to do it. ”
"I really don't know, I don't even know what she likes. Maybe she doesn't like anything. ”
"Then give someone something cute. ”
"I'm not the best at this, and you don't know it. ”
Jing Xing smiled.
Haotian said: "Don't be dumb again. ”
"You're laughing at me again. Zhan Ze shouted.
"Hey, I'm not laughing at you, I'm reminding you, be prepared, relax, don't think so much, why do you have to put such a burden on yourself. ”
"I don't want to, but when I see her, I'll be like that, I'll forget everything, and I won't know what to say. I admit that every time I see her, my heart starts to beat wildly, and I can't control it!" Zhan Ze turned his head, looked at Ye Chen lying on the ground, and asked, "Ye Chen, do you have any methods to make people relax and not be nervous?"
Ye Chen was eating, after this morning's physical exertion, his stomach was really a little hungry, he thought about it, and said: "When she is wood, imagine that she is wood, can you still be nervous against wood!"
Jing Xing and Haotian both laughed, and Jing Xing said: "Treat Yuqing as wood, I think only Ye Chen can think of it." ”
"Then I can't help it, I don't have much experience with this. ”
"You haven't liked anyone else. Zhan Ze asked.
"What does it feel like to like people?" Ye Chen only knew what it was like to play with Xiaohua, and he really didn't know what it was like to like it.