When the fog cleared, what appeared was a dull-looking ordinary man, about thirty years old, dressed in sandalwood.

Xiang Peihu!

Wang Qilin looked at Li Changge in astonishment, and Li Changge nodded at him with a smile: "You guessed right." ”

For a hammer, Wang Qilin's mentality collapsed, buddy didn't guess at all, what's the matter with you making such a person?

Taiba glanced at Wang Qilin with some jealousy, and shouted: "Xiao Qi, haven't come up to thank Yushuai yet!"

The big seals, small seals, iron captains, and bronze captains in the room were at a loss, and they had a thought with Wang Qilin: to change a living person, and to turn into a man, what kind of thing is this?

Wang Qilin saluted and thanked him, and said: "Ge Shuai has the grace of appreciation, cultivation, and promotion for his humble position, and he always remembers his kindness when he is lowly in his position, and his gratitude in his heart is like a surging river, endless, and like the flood of the Yellow River, it is out of control!"

A room full of people stared at him together, and if the disdain in his eyes could be sold for money, then there would be hundreds of more rich people in Uehara Mansion.

I heard the old man of the heavenly prison scolding in his heart, the young people nowadays, in order to get to the top, they really fight hard, they don't want their faces, and they dare to say anything!

Xu Da was relieved and said, "The Seventh Master is mature." ”

The fart was beating hard, and the heifer was sitting on the stove, and he was baking.

"But," Wang Qilin looked at Xiang Peihu suspiciously, "I don't understand what Ge Shuai means, this is a suspect who was taken by the lowly position, what kind of gift is he?"

To be honest, he's scared right now.

Because he found that the common people seemed to be particularly keen on the gossip of officials, he bought aphrodisiacs a few times and was rumored to have kidney deficiency; he left a few matchmakers' identity information and home addresses, and was rumored to like half-old.

Now Li Changge made a man and said to give him a gift, he was very afraid that tomorrow Shangyuan Mansion would say that the Iron Captain of Fucheng liked men......

Li Changge didn't know about these things, he said with great interest: "Suspect? Well, Ben Shuai likes your words." ”

"This Xiang Peihu is indeed a suspect, he is not a criminal, so Ben Shuai can't convict him, and you should know about his cultivation and the techniques he has practiced, Ben Shuai asked him to be your subordinate, isn't this a generous gift?"

The room full of people stared at Wang Qilin together, if the envy in his eyes could be sold for money, then there would be hundreds of more rich people in the county.

Wang Qilin is suspicious, what do these fools do to see themselves?

He didn't have time to think, and said to Li Changge: "Ge Shuai, the lowly position thinks that Xiang Peihu has indeed committed the crime of murder for his own selfishness, no matter how strong the cultivation is, the lowly position does not want to recruit under his command." ”

When these words came out, the eyes of many people changed.

Admiration.

admires him for daring to refuse Yu Shuai's gift head-on, and daring to slap Yu Shuai's face, this is definitely a kind!

Li Changge didn't care about his attitude, but said with a meaningful smile: "Xiang Peihu has killed people but has not been guilty of homicide, Xiao Qi, believe in Ben Shuai, you have to accept him, this Xiang Peihu will help you a lot in the near future." ”

"You need him!"

The last sentence was categorical, he didn't wait for Wang Qilin's response, waved his hand and shouted: "Sister still don't invite the girls to bring in with fine wine? Musician, please play music!"

The warbler swallow, fluttering to the ground.

Wang Qilin is still wondering: I need him, I need comfort!

Xiang Peihumu walked behind Wang Qilin in a daze, knelt down and said, "Lord Wang, I will be your person in the future." ”

Wang Qilin said: "Don't, don't use words indiscriminately, alas, you get up." ”

Xiang Peihu sniffled and said, "Then can you ask the Yin soldiers to bring my lady back?" If you can't, then I'll keep kneeling." ”

Wang Qilin nodded and said, "Okay, then you kneel, come on, brothers, drink." ”

The girl next to Xu Da hurriedly picked up the wine glass: "Uncle, don't touch it, this adult is toasting." ”

Xiang Peihu didn't care about the environment, he sat down silently and leaned on the table leg, looking at the lights and singing all over the room in a daze.

There are a lot of people and the atmosphere is very warm, but he is very lonely.

It's like a rock standing in the middle of the sea, surrounded by rolling waves and gulls chirping, but what does it have to do with it?

A girl was fascinated by his lonely style, and came up with a wine glass, but shook her head at Peihu: "I am a person with a lady, you are not my lady, don't touch me." ”

The girl was inexplicable, and secretly scolded and turned around and left.

Chen Weiyue sat down, handed him a glass of wine, raised a glass to him, raised a glass to Pei Hu in return, and raised his head to drink.

The two lonely men looked at each other and smiled slightly.

It's all in plain sight.

The atmosphere of the banquet is gradually rising.

How can you not guess the lantern riddle on the Shangyuan Festival?

Qian Xiao originally spent a lot of money to ask Da Confucian to come up with a few lantern riddles in order to give Wang Qilin eye medicine, and waited for the banquet.

He originally wanted to embarrass Wang Qilin with this, so that he could show his face in front of Zhu Yuan, Taiba and Li Changge.

But now that Li Changge directly broke off his thoughts of returning to Shangyuan Mansion, he didn't bother to offend Wang Qilin anymore.

Wang Qilin knew what kind of urine Qian Xiao was, he was waiting here for the other party to come over and make trouble for him, anyway, he was ready to deal with it.

As a result, the money couldn't laugh when waiting left and right, and after a round of wine, the goods went back to feel sorry for themselves and borrowed wine to drown their sorrows.

Seeing this, Wang Qilin decided to take the initiative.

He plucked his ears to find Qian and smiled, and said, "Lord Qian, it rains on a cloudy day and beats the child, and he is idle anyway." You see, on a good day, you adults and brothers can only drink and touch girls, how boring is this?"

"Why don't we do this, let's do some activities to help the big guys?

Qian Xiao sighed and said, "Lord Wang, my brother is already drunk, please change someone." ”

Wang Qilin also sighed: "It's a pity, I see that the guy named Tao Weiran under your command has been staying guard outside the door, why don't you let him come in and accompany me to make the big guy active?"

He turned to the crowd and asked, "What do you say, my lords?"

A group of old men put their arms around the girl and howled, "Good!"

"Be active!"

"Lord Wang throws bricks and leads the jade, and he will continue to be a mink later!"

Zhao Lin smiled bitterly and shook his head, he knew Wang Qilin's temper, and knew that this kid was going to come out to provoke right and wrong again.

Qian Xiao understood that Wang Qilin wanted to make trouble, and he wanted to refuse, but there were many people who wanted to see the excitement, and they encouraged him to agree to the invitation, if he forcibly refused, he would definitely be ridiculed for being cowardly, so he had to nod reluctantly.

But he preemptively said: "My fellow hasn't read for a few years, and he doesn't have ink in his stomach, so for the sake of fairness, Lord Wang has to let him come up with the theme of the lantern riddle." ”

Wang Qilin said categorically: "Okay!"

He agreed to be neat, and Qian Xiao was vigilant for a while: "In addition, this gambling riddle must have a lottery head, what does Lord Wang use as a bet?"

Wang Qilin said with a smile: "The imperial court prohibits gambling among hundreds of officials, so we will not set a bet." In this way, my intention was to liven up the atmosphere of our banquet, so it is better to choose a fun and innocuous color. ”

"What lottery?"

"If the guesser can't find the answer, how about the puzzler slap his ass?"

Wang Qilin laughed as he spoke.

Suddenly, the room was full of laughter, and crackling sounds sounded: many girls covered their butts and began to flirt with the officials around them.

But Qian Xiaoxiao couldn't laugh, he investigated Wang Qilin and knew that this person was an illiterate person who had never studied, and he relied on the help of the perverted wrestler behind him to read and write official documents on weekdays. also knows that this person will have a Buddhist body protection skill, for him, let alone pumping his ass, he is not afraid of cutting his butt with a knife.

So Qian Xiao said calmly: "Lord Wang's body protection skills are extraordinary, once you use it, you will have the Buddha Gate Vajra Dharma, my guy will slap your ass, I'm afraid it will break your hand." ”

Wang Qilin said: "I don't use the Buddhism I am good at, don't worry about this money, and the Buddhist King Kong in the land of fireworks will not bless me, you can rest assured." ”

Qian Xiao still had to say the conditions, Wang Qilin turned around unhappily when he saw this: "Forget it, Lord Qian looks forward and backwards, is afraid of wolves and tigers, and it is not good to talk to you, your temperament is not as bold as the girl who spent the banquet." ”

Immediately, someone shouted: "Lord Qian, you are too shrewd, it is better not to listen to the heavenly prison and be a shopkeeper in this courtyard." ”

"What kind of shopkeeper should you be? There is no shortage of shopkeepers in people's yards, but there is a shortage of girls. ”

The laughter paused, and there were many people who followed the laughter.

Qian Xiao was annoyed, he looked over viciously, and saw Xu Da and his group shouting at the top of their voices: "If Lord Qian comes to the courtyard, the uncle will come to take care of your business every day!"

Seeing that Qian Xiao couldn't get off the stage, Zhu Yuan, as an old leader, pulled him: "Don't make a fuss, what kind of system will it be?" Lord Wang said that this guessing activity is just to enliven the atmosphere, so you can't be angry. ”

After a deep groan, he grabbed a stool and threw it out, saying, "The strength of both sides is to not break this wooden bench as the limit!"

Wang Qilin waved his hand and said with a smile: "This official is an iron captain, and Lord Tao is a great seal, how can we use the same conditions? In this way, the strength of this official will be based on Lord Zhu's requirements." Let Master Tao do whatever he wants, anyway, I have thick skin and rough flesh. ”

A group of people began to exchange ears: "This Lord Wang has such a real temperament. ”

Hearing this, Qian Xiao felt that he was stable, and hurriedly asked his subordinates to call Tao Weiran in.

Tao Weiran thought that his boss had settled the matter he had caused, so he rubbed his hands and went to hug the girl and serve the wine bowl.

As a result, he was dragged out and saw Wang Qilin smiling at him.

After learning that Qian Xiao agreed to Wang Qilin's words, Tao Weiran blew up on the spot: I'm your mother! You drank too much, didn't you? Do you want Lao Tzu to die? I don't know that Wang Qilin has the magic of protecting the body of Buddhism?

Moreover, Wang Qilin is an iron lieutenant, or an iron lieutenant of the county government, even if Lao Tzu wins, can he dare to attack him as a big seal?

Qian Xiao saw that his face suddenly changed and understood his thoughts, and quickly grabbed him and whispered: "Don't worry, hold steady, we actually won." ”

He told all the conditions, and Tao Weiran finally breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that 'Wang Qilin will not use the Vajra Body Protection Technique', 'The power of the shot is limited to smashing the wooden bench', and 'The theme of his own side' was finally relieved.

Qian Xiao continued to whisper: "This matter has a head, you can show your face in front of adults, and whether you slap Wang Qilin's ass or he slaps your ass, it will be a shame for him, this is a deal that we will definitely make!"

After a pause, he gritted his teeth: "Wang Qilin said that you can do whatever you want, if you can pump his ass, remember to do your best! It's best to break his bones, and if I go back to Shangyuan Mansion at that time, let you choose a seat in the five counties at will!"

Tao Weiran thought that this deal was indeed profitable, and suddenly became interested.

Qian Xiao whispered to him again, and then patted him on the ass and let him fight.

Tao Weiran knew that he had offended Wang Qilin, and this was his last chance to turn the tables, so he stood up and tried to suppress his murderous aura, and said in a low voice: "Lord Wang, this year is the Year of the Goat, and last year was the Year of the Horse, so how about choosing livestock for the theme of our lantern riddle this time?"

Wang Qilin said: "Okay, this official will let you play a game, and you will ask the question first." ”

Tao Weiran coughed lightly and said, "Since our theme is livestock, let's take a family photo first." Adults, please listen to the riddle, and adults can also think about it together. ”

"Cows, horses and sheep enter the pen, and when they hear the sound of pigs in the pen, they type a word. ”

He didn't dare to get off to a good start and end the game in one game, so he deliberately chose the simplest one from the puzzles given by Tao Weiran.

As a result, Wang Qilin didn't intend to resist at all, and just lay down: "I'm uneducated, I can't answer, haha, please Master Tao just do it." ”

Tao Weiran was stunned, you can't even guess such a simple puzzle?

Wang Qilin had already cocked his buttocks, and he was ruthless and tried to use his palm, but when he saw that a blue and red tattoo appeared on the blood vessels on his palm, he slapped Wang Qilin hard!

"Ahh

Wang Qilin turned his head slowly, and he was stunned for a moment:

The skin on this man's face is like a bluestone, if it weren't for the eyes of God, he would have seen a stone man!

Li Changge and Taiba said 'huh' together.

Insiders look at the doorway, and laymen look at the liveliness.

The skin on Wang Qilin's face immediately turned back to normal, and most people didn't notice this detail change, they just watched it for fun, and one person turned on his back and laughed at the audience.

Xu Da also laughed, shaking his head while laughing: "The seventh master is a pig!"

Wang Qilin glared at him angrily when he heard it, is this guy a traitor?

Seeing this, Xu Dafei rushed over and wrote the word 'Zhu' in the palm of his hand: "It's Zhu, you see that the so-called noon horse is not sheep, noon and wei are both in this word, and there are cows in it, isn't its pronunciation just 'pig' sound?"

The laughter was even louder.

Qian smiled especially cheerfully, and drank two more glasses of wine.

The atmosphere is really hot, and even Li Changge and Taiba are hehe.

Xu Da left, and Wang Qilin said: "The shepherd boy returns to the back of the bull!" ”

Tao Weiran didn't want to lie flat, he racked his brains and pondered, and finally could only lie flat.

Wang Qilin didn't make a move, but smiled and waved his hand and said, "The mystery is to rise." I'll owe this slap first, and I'll talk about it later. ”

"Alas, it's ridiculous to say, both of us are illiterate, and we can't guess the answer to the riddle when we come up with a riddle, so what's the point of guessing such a riddle? ”

He shouted to the girls who were playing and singing, "Come, come, everyone, play and dance!"

Qian Xiao and Tao Weiran didn't know why, but their side didn't suffer, and they were happy that this event was over.

The others played, with a group of big men spanking each other, and the drummers simply stopping.

In the back street, there are burning trees, and the big trees are full of lanterns and anagrams, and at the climax of the event, many lanterns suddenly burn outward, emitting a silvery white light.

The whole tree burned.

Half of the sky turned silvery white.

Fire trees and silver flowers never sleep!

When the dinner party arrived, it was almost over, and Li Changge raised his glass to make a toast: "Brothers, the fifty strings are turned over the outside sound, and the fire will be burned for 800 miles! At this time next year, we will gather here to drink fine wine, and no one will be less!"

The crowd agreed, and poured wine with their heads held high.

At the end of the banquet, everyone began to leave the venue with their arms around the girl.

Tao Weiran also hugged one, he felt that he was in the limelight tonight, and walked out humming a little song.

Then the shoulder was buckled again.

His heart sank, and he looked back.

Wang Qilin said with a smile: "Where is Master Tao going? ”

Tao Weiran was terrified, so she wanted to attract everyone's attention with her shout: "Lord Wang, have you drunk too much?"

Wang Qilin shook his finger and said, "I really drank too much, I was patronizing and drinking just now, and I forgot to slap your ass." ”

Qian Xiaohu walked over with a smile on his face and said sharply: "Lord Wang, what do you mean, why did you stop my Great Seal?"

Wang Qilin said: "I am willing to lose the bet, just now I came out of the riddle and your subordinate didn't guess it, according to the rules, I have to slap him in the ass." ”

"Gotta smoke him!"

"Let him smoke! Let him smoke!"

"Hey, don't go yet, you can still watch the fun. ”

The drunken officials began to heckle again.

Wang Qilin took the stool and slapped it, and the stool turned into powder!

Tao Weiran scurried back in fright.

Wang Qilin said thoughtfully: "Well, this strength is too great. ”

He pulled another stool up and tried it, this time the stool surface was cracked but not broken, and he nodded with satisfaction: "This strength is just right." ”

Tao Weiran breathed a sigh of relief.

Then Wang Qilin shook his hand and pinched a big handprint, until it reached the fierce flame mark!

There was a raging fire burning in his hands.

The laughter came to an abrupt end.

Tao Weiran stepped back in horror and shouted, "Lord Wang, you ......"

Wang Qilin didn't talk nonsense, he pressed him and whispered: "What did I just say? The Green Dragon King can't protect you!"

He pressed a flame mark on it, and the force was not great, but the flame penetrated through his body!

Many big mudras have been practiced by him, among which the flame seal is especially proficient, and now he can kill a big ghost with a flame mark, and he can achieve results when he fights with the white tiger, not to mention facing a big seal that is cultivated to an ordinary level?

Buddha fire poured in, and the bones on Tao Weiran's ass were all scorched!

Xu Da exclaimed: "My grass, burn the red fart!"

Qian laughed and jumped up and shouted: "You are cheating......!

Li Changge, who had already walked out of the door, quickly turned around and flicked his fingers, and a white gas swept across the sun like a white practice.

Wang Qilin immediately scooped up Tao Weiran and laughed and said: "It's just a joke with Lord Tao, haha, if you don't work hard to do it, you will put out the flames for him." ”

He flicked his hand, and the flames vanished.

Tao Weiran's face turned pale, covering his ass and almost losing his voice.

Seeing this, Wang Qilin helped him back and handed it to Qian Xiao and said: "Okay, this slap is still on, good night Song Shuai, good night Taiba, good night to Lord Zhao, good night to everyone!"

Qian Xiao pointed at him and roared, "Wang Qilin!

Wang Qilin smiled softly: "Lord Qian, you still go and thank Ge Shuai, if it weren't for Ge Shuai just saying that it is necessary to gather here again at this moment next year, then I will burn his bones all over his body!"

After finishing speaking, he suddenly straightened his face: "Do you see that I am young and think that I am easy to bully?"

Qian Xiao looked at him resentfully, and said, "Okay, Lord Wang is young, and he is young and vigorous......

"Of course, can you call a young man if you are not angry?" Wang Qilin coldly intercepted his words.

He thought about it and walked over directly, tore off his collar and exposed his neck in front of Qian Xiao, and said, "I was ruthless just now, I admit it, come, I'll give you a chance to avenge your subordinates, you come at my neck!"

Petrified.

Taiyue is indestructible!

The fat on Qian Xiao's face shook twice, and he picked up Tao Liang and said sharply: "Let's go!" The green mountains will not change, the green water will flow forever, Lord Wang, we will have a period later!"

Wang Qilin pulled up his collar disdainfully and said, "You won't be able to give you a chance!

There is no curfew on the Shangyuan Festival, the lanterns are lit overnight, and the courtyard fire in front of the people's homes will also burn overnight.

The light was bright, Wang Qilin led people to walk out of the flower banquet in the snowy light, and then bumped into a group of gentlemen who staggered and walked in.

He glanced at it casually and was surprised to see an acquaintance.

Zheng Bushi, the son of the General's Mansion, married the infatuated young master of the ghost wife.

But the infatuated young master will not be infatuated, after entering the door, he put a girl in his arms and stuffed it into his belly pocket, and he is familiar with the road.

Wang Qilin shook his head and walked out, he walked on the street and took a deep breath.

It has a strong smell of incense.

In the past two days, listening to the heavenly prison will be idle again, and the gods and Buddhas will go down to the mortal dust before and after the Shangyuan Festival, and all the ghosts will not dare to show up.

When he went to the banquet, he brought a group of people, and when he came back, there were only two left, Ma Ming and Shen Yi.

There is also a Chen Weiyue, but Chen Weiyue is not a person.

There is also Xiang Peihu, but Xiang Peihu was not brought to the banquet by him.

Wang Qilin walked to the door, sniffed his clothes, and asked, "Do I have a smell of fat powder on my body?"

Chen Weiyue shook her head.

Wang Qilin happily went to the fifth taste.

Ma Ming asked in the back: "We stayed at the banquet in front of the flowers for a night, how could the seventh master not smell of fat powder?"

Chen Weiyue said sincerely: "I can't smell anything. ”

Wang Qilin pushed open the door of the fifth taste, Suisui Niangzi, Daddy and Sisters are all here, and Bameow and Jiuliu are also here.

One of them slept in the arms of Suisui Niangzi, and the other slept at the feet of Suisui Niangzi.

Sleep cautiously.

As soon as he entered the door, the big guy sniffled, and then collectively drove him out in disgust: "It's the smell of wine and the smell of chaos, you hurry back to take a bath and sleep, don't come here to respond to people." ”

Wang Qilin said aggrievedly: "I want to drink a bowl of sobering soup." ”

Suisui Niangzi smiled slightly, went to the back kitchen and handed him a porcelain cup, sent him out and closed the door and returned.

Wang Qilin sighed and said: "Alas, I just went to socialize tonight, and I didn't do anything, I don't believe I will prove it to you." ”

No wind blew, and the robes trembled.

It's a pity that no one saw it.