Four hundred and nine, take over the prefecture
At this time, there was a shouting and scolding outside, and the soldiers of the Narcissus Kingdom had taken over all the defenses of the city. Chen Lu's breath had not yet evened out, and the princes, judges, and Changshi of the other nine halls were all escorted into the Qin King Palace. The Narcissus King drank and ordered them to kneel.
Chen Lu said: "Kneel, don't tie up, they can still run? From left to right, from one to ten." Seeing that you are all ugly and weird, and you all look the same, how can my old man tell who is who? ”
The ten princes lined up, with judges, internal historians, and scribes behind them. was waiting for the question, but Chen Lu shouted again: "Spread out, don't speak." The most annoying thing for me is that I have a small meeting below when I have a meeting. King Luo of the Fifth Great Hall, you should go back a little further. It is said that the human world is afraid of you, you are not only ugly, but also fierce, I didn't expect you to have bad breath, a little later. ”
King Luo moved a few steps back, accompanied by a smiling face, and said: "What the lord said is that I don't know that the lord is going to discuss matters, and I ate two heads of garlic for lunch, and before I had time to brush my teeth, I asked the prince of narcissus to invite me." After saying that, he grinned again.
Chen Lu shouted: "Don't laugh, your laughter is too scary, you can rest for a while." I don't care about your meal, whatever you want, eat your garlic and let others smell it. We are now in a meeting. ”
Everyone is on their knees. Chen Lu said: "Today, at the order of Our Lady, the deity has come to hold a meeting for you, and someone has come to offer the decree of Our Lady on the table. Just now, the king of Qin also said that my old man was pretending to pass on the holy decree. ”
King Qin shouted that he was wronged: "Lord, I didn't say it, it was that kid from Jinpeng who said it." ”
The Narcissus King has already made offerings, and everyone bows down together. The Narcissus King said, "Are you all optimistic?"
"Look at it. ”
The Narcissus King asked again, "What should I do?"
Everyone replied in unison: "Obey the law." ”
Chen Lu was already sitting on the throne at this time, and said with satisfaction: "It looks like an underworld like this, which of you cares about life and death?"
"It's Xiao Wang. The two men responded at the same time. Chen Lu saw that it was King Qin and King Luo, frowned, and said, "Why are the two palaces in charge?" ”
King Luo said: "Those who do not pass through the middle eight halls are at the King of Qin, and the others come to the little king." ”
"Which hall is Wei Mingguo's Youyou in, quickly check it. ”
The judge of the first hall said, "No need to check, we are here." ”
Chen Lu was happy and said, "In this way, Youyou hasn't done anything bad. ”
The judge said, "Your Excellency does not know anything, there is no one who does not do wrong or bad things, all sins have been eliminated in his own life, and there is no need to go through the eight great halls if there is no great evil." Youyou is wrong, but he has been punished in this life. At present, Yangshou has not yet arrived, and I don't know if I need to use those eight halls. ”
Chen Lu liked it in his heart when he heard it, and said: "You, the judge, said it clearly, and you confused me, a person who understands." Oh, the slip of the tongue, it's the other way around, judge, you still have to improve. ”
The judge was taken aback and said, "Your Excellency is serious, but you don't dare to say that, and the little ones don't dare to make progress." Our boss hasn't touched for thousands of years. ”
Chen Lu said: "You judges are fooled by some numbers. If the bosses don't make room for you, you'll have to find a way to clean them up and get the boss down. Judge, take out the list of life and death and find Youyou. ”
Everyone looked at each other, what kind of lord is this, why is this face? The judge looked at King Qin, not knowing whether to take it out or not. Chen Lu said: "You still want to make progress because you have no prospects? ”
The judge quickly searched for it, and soon turned it over, and said, "Found it." ”
Chen Lu said: "Read out her lifespan." ”
The judge said, "There are thirteen years plus seven years, one hundred and sixty-three years." After hearing this, Chen Lu was happy and sad, happy that Youyou Yangshou was very long, sad that he was about to leave the human world, and asked, "King Qin, have you heard?"
King Qin hurriedly said, "Xiao Wang understands. ”
Chen Lu asked, "I don't know what you think after hearing this?"
King Qin understood the meaning behind this, and did not dare to answer, so he kowtowed again and again, and there was a sound of knock. Chen Lu was furious and shouted: "Someone." Drag the king of Qin over and beat him sixty or sixty ......"
At this time, the ghost soldier had already come in, and when he heard Chen Lu's hesitation, he knew that he didn't know what to use, so he quickly pointed to the big mill next to him. Only then did Chen Lu understand and said, "Fight sixty grinds." The people below were snickering. Chen Lu felt that something was wrong and asked, "What is this, won't you be killed all at once?"
The executioner shouted: "The master has an order, beat him sixty times to press tofu." ”
King Qin shouted: "Lord spare your life, this matter is not Xiao Wang's fault, it is all Jinpeng who is making trouble." ”
Chen Lu shouted angrily: "How much gold and silver did you take?"
King Qin didn't dare to hide it, and said: "Five thousand taels of gold, four thousand for Xiao Wang, and one thousand for judges." ”
"How much does Neishi take?" asked Chen Lu.
Cui Zhen knelt down and crawled over and said, "Lord Zun doesn't know, the little ones never take money indiscriminately, and they never take dirty money." They all knew that it was rewarded by the honorable lord, and the small ones did not dare to receive it, so they let the ten princes take it. ”
Chen Lu shouted again: "Execution." Several ghost soldiers dragged King Qin over, and under a large hanging grinding disc, he was thrown away, and countless ropes were quickly stretched out from the ground, fixing him to the ground.
The big grinding disc smashed down at once, and King Qin immediately became a piece of flesh. He snorted, and the flesh skin returned to its human form. Chen Lu was shocked to see it, and if he looked at it carefully, it really looked like pressed tofu. I just hit more than 20 times. Outside, he shouted, "The Earth Immortal has arrived." ”
The nine princes were stunned for a moment, their faces were happy, and they were about to get up to greet them. Chen Lu snorted majestically, and everyone knelt back again. Chen Lu said: "Let him wait a minute, my old man is busy." Mess up!"
"Yuanzun is such a big shelf, the executioner, stop it. "All the kings heard it, it was the voice of the earth immortals. The ghost soldier who was executing stopped and looked at Chen Lu.
Chen Lu said: "What are you doing? Did my old man let you stop? Don't forget, sixty strokes, even less." ”
The earth immortal had already entered the main hall, he was tall, his face was like the bottom of a pot, and his eyes were bright. With the four generals and the two chivalrous spirits, he walked to the throne and was about to ascend to the throne.
Chen Lu understood, and he wanted to grab the sofa and the throne, so he said slowly: "Slow, what are you? I just heard someone shouting something about the earth immortals. I haven't heard of it, but I know that the three freshness of the land is not bad, of course, it mainly depends on the heat. ”
"Shut up. One of the four generals shouted, a red-faced general.
The person who came waved his hand, but he was not angry, and said in a rough voice: "Zheng Xiren in this seat." Now he is a living immortal. All corners of the world have heard my name. Treacherous people and outlaws, but when they hear my name, they are all afraid. ”