Chapter 061: I May Not Be Human, But You Fahai Is A Real Dog!
The wind blew through the woods in the early morning, and the host looked at Fahai with some doubts, "Master, the old monk doesn't understand a question. ”
"What's the problem?"
The host said, "It doesn't matter if you kill your grandmother, but outsiders will think that Yan Chixia has no choice but to kill the monster, isn't this to say that Yan Chixia is not as good as you? Then Yan Chixia is afraid that she is going to find you trouble! The old monk seems that it is better to deal with this matter coldly, if it spreads all over the street, I am afraid that you will be in big trouble!"
Fahai said with a smile, "I just want to offend him Yan Chixia! Those things he did, you say, are they things that a man can do? Can you do them?"
The host thought for a while, "I, I definitely can't do it, the old monk is honest and reliable, and he hasn't held hands with the female benefactor so far......"
Fahai said, "Isn't that enough! The poor monk not only wants to make a name for himself this time and give me a long face of the Pure Land Buddha Sect, but also wants to seek justice for the late autumn benefactor!"
The host said, "Is it just justice? I always feel that your motives are not pure, mage—don't, don't fight!"
The host lay on the ground, motionless, pacing towards Fahai, and admitted calmly, "Although you are not a thing, I have to say that you can see it very accurately. In addition to seeking justice for the late autumn benefactor, the poor monk also has his own reasons. Although the death of the tree demon grandma is enough to promote my reputation as a genius, but it has not yet reached the extreme heat of a hype hot spot, at this time, we have to add a normal, often appear in the eyes of the public as a contrast, or a reference, and Yan Chixia is a scumbag that meets my requirements, in this case, pull up Yan Chixia to rub the heat, my reputation will definitely reach a limit, at that time, my reputation is in full swing, I hold a Dharma meeting, there will be many people willing to listen, there are more people to listen, then the number of people who are degreed will be much more, more than one person, it is a merit, poor monks have a few more pujasWouldn't it be easy to elevate the Venerable Fivefold Heaven?"
The host hesitated, "The master is a good plan, but, what is the heat?"
"Heat!" Fahai said, "It is the degree of boiling, that is, people discuss your fame, reputation this thing, if you use it well, it is a panacea, if you use it badly, it is poison, and my use of fame has reached the level of perfection, for me, the higher the reputation, the better, and the key to creating heat is to touch porcelain, and those masters have intersections, whether it is physical or reputational intersection, this is called touching porcelain, this is called rubbing heat." ”
The host said, "But, what if you really offend Yan Chixia? What if he makes trouble for you?"
Fa Hai said, "If you offend, you will be offended!" Come out and mix, who can do the harmony in all directions, who is not a hatred and a grievance, this kind of thing is inherently risky! And I have no name and no surname, he Yan Chixia is famous, if Yan Chixia really attacks me, I will definitely make Yan Chixia's matter bigger, and then I will rub another wave of Yan Chixia's popularity, or the kind he took the initiative to send to the door! And I still have his handle like Late Autumn in my hand, really shake it out, he loses or I lose? The more we touch me, the hotter it gets, and when the time comes, more people will come to listen to me, do you understand?"
Looking at Fahai's smile, the host suddenly felt that he was really not wronged at all when he lost to this little monk.
I'm still a demon.,It's still a simple monster.。
And this Fahai is no longer going to be a man, his idea is simply too doggy!
You go to touch others, create a reputation, people say you, you touch another wave of heat, people dare to play with him really, you throw out the handle, rub another wave of heat, and by the way, beat Yan Chixia on the moral high ground!
This Fahai is completely inappropriate!
This inappropriate manipulation is very dog for the host, but for Fahai, these are very routine operations.
Referring to the time when Fahai was on the earth, Fahai spent 50 million to invite Buffett to lunch in order to create heat, and played the ninety-year-old Buffett, in order to rub the heat, he brought the ancestral heirloom of one million porcelain, and even rolled up all kinds of dad competitions, dream competitions, without my participation in the big event, it is not a big event, and even in the end, the number is gone, it can really be said that the waist is broken.
In this life, Fahai wanted to live a poor and ordinary life, but the nature of the country is easy to change and difficult to change.
When the abbot let go of Fahai's neck and let Fahai out, Fahai's heart with a broken leg began to jump.
Think about it in your previous life, you can't do anything, and you can become a second-generation coin for cutting air.
In this life, I have read Buddhist books to the fullest, and my supernatural powers are crowned, if I don't brainwash and cut leeks, no, if I don't spread the Dharma to all sentient beings, wouldn't it be a waste of my talent?
And I have eighteen bronze people behind me as backers, those who have Yuanying don't dare to do anything to me at all, and the small sects without Yuanying can't beat me, and Bufa has no obstacles at all.
The only thing that is a little troublesome is Yan Chixia, Yan Chixia will inevitably have disputes with herself, but now that she has Yan Chixia's black material, she is not afraid of him at all! And I heard Bai Yue say that Yan Chixia seems to be very troublesome now, and I am already very merciful if I don't go to the well.
With such a favorable time and place, if you don't dog once, I'm sorry for the reputation of the second generation of the hardcore punk coin circle in the previous life!
Fahai has an endless desire for fame and fortune, now, is the best opportunity, through the mouth of the old bald donkey, he will soon be able to spread his reputation, I did not go to Nanzhao, the reputation is full of Nanzhao streets and alleys, when there is no big event of my Fahai Kkinskinstok, it is not a big event, and the hot spots without my participation are not real hot spots.
In this way, my Yunmengze Xianfang plan can succeed! This is worthy of the name of Sun Banfo when I was on earth!
In this life, I don't want to break my waist, but I don't want to break my legs!
Amitabha!
"Host!"
Fahai smiled, "You can continue to run in the morning, remember our agreement, the green mountains will not change, the green water will flow forever, and we will have a period later." ”
Fahai turned away, the handsome figure, the white-clothed monk's robe reflected in the eyes of the old monk, faintly, the host of Lanruo Temple remembered that when he was young, he was also so personable, he liked to run in the sunset at that time, looking at him, he thought of himself running in the sunset.
"Wait!"
The host of Lanruo Temple said, "Fahai!
Fahai turned around and said, "Is there something wrong?"
The presiding officer of Lanruo Temple took out an old letter, "I have a grudge here, I don't know if the master can be tempered, if he can be tempered, the merit is immeasurable!"
As he spoke, the host threw the letter away.
Fahai took the letter and put it in his sleeve, "Thank you!" ”
Fahai jumped up and disappeared, the old abbot sighed, "After all, the old decay has failed the expectations of Lingtai Temple, Buddha treasure, or leave it to the real Buddha cultivators!"
"The sun is shining, the scenery is good, the red flowers are green grass, I am happy to run forward, and the people are not old when I walk all over the green mountains——"
The abbot snorted and began to get up again and go for a morning run.