Volume 12 Chapter 14 Narcissism to the point of being almost perverted
Sun Wukong jumped into the sky, and just landed in the palm of the huge Buddha statue in Shache City, and countless monkeys and monkeys quickly lined up.
Looking up at the sky, Sun Wukong found that the tree demons that were originally all over the sky gathered together at this time, forming a huge spider shape that covered the sky and the sun.
Turning his head to look at the monkey monkey grandson beside him, those monkey monkey grandsons turned their heads and made a saluting gesture to him, meaning that they were ready to attack at any time.
Sun Wukong turned his golden hoop stick, pointed forward, and shouted: "Kill." β
"Kill ......"
Thousands of monkeys shouted in unison, following Sun Wukong and rushing straight towards the thousand-year-old insect swarm.
At this time, the big tree spirit also pointed forward, and the large spider array composed of endless millennium insects also rushed towards the monkey army.
"I've become ......"
After approaching the thousand-year-old insect swarm, Sun Wukong held the golden hoop stick with both hands and shouted, the head of the golden hoop rod was quickly extended, and the sound turned into a huge fly swatter, and there was a big Sun character on the swatter.
Perhaps it was the flying insects that were naturally sensitive to objects in the shape of a swatter, and as soon as this fly swatter came out, the millennium insect suddenly rioted, and the strict spider-shaped array dispersed.
"Hey......" Sun Wukong held the golden hoop stick brand fly swatter with both hands, and waved it down with a cruel smile.
"Boom ......"
The fly swatter fell, and with a loud bang, the millennium insects that were directly slapped by the fly swatter instantly turned into powder, and a huge blue circle of light spread out like a shock wave, and the surrounding millennium insects also died.
Followed by the performance time of the monkey monkey grandson, the monkey monkey grandson does not have the mana of Sun Wukong, and the sticks in their hands can only become slingshots, and the golden projectiles are shot out, just like artillery cluster bombardment, exploding pieces of fire in the air, slaughtering millennium insects with high efficiency.
This scene fell in the eyes of the big tree spirit Yuanshen, which made its eyes blaze with anger, and its wings spread, turning into a green light and turning towards the nest, making a gesture of preparing to escape.
Seeing this, Sun Wukong was willing to let go, and also turned into a red streamer and chased out.
In the inn below, Zhu Bajie took care of the sand monk who had passed out in a coma, while Tang Sanzang sat there quietly, secretly thinking about something.
"Boom"
I don't know how long it took, a red figure smashed down like a meteor falling to the ground, smashing a deep pit into the ground of the inn hall, and the surrounding bluestone ground cracked like a spider's web.
Tang Sanzang came back to his senses and sighed secretly, compared to this big tree spirit, Wukong was still a little weaker after all.
There is nothing to say about the plot after that, Tang Sanzang did not deliberately change it, Sun Wukong still used a golden hoop stick to entangle him with diamond silk and sent him out, anyway, the three of them will just be imprisoned for a period of time, and there is no danger to their lives.
Tang Sanzang stayed in the diamond silk with peace of mind, and let the golden hoop stick take him to the place where he met the angel sister's fateβDragon Bone Beach.
I don't know how long it flew, but the speed of the golden hoop rod finally began to decrease, and the height slowly decreased, and finally it was inserted into a small river beach with a "snap".
Tang Sanzang turned his head to look and found that there was indeed a group of lizard spirits around him, and they were looking at him in a daze at this time.
"Hey, guys, can you do me a favor. Tang Sanzang smiled at the demons with a hippie smile, and after saying this, he fainted with a smile.
With Tang Sanzang's current physique cultivation, it was naturally impossible for him to be stunned by the shock force when the golden hoop rod landed, so this time he himself raised a mana to stun himself, in order to ensure that there were no accidents, he tried not to change some details.
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The name of the Dragon Bone Beach comes from the fossilized bones of an ancient dragon here, and the lizard spirits used the huge dragon head as their lair.
Tang Sanzang didn't stay in a coma for long before he woke up, and the moment he woke up, a mouthful of Beijing tablets came to his ears.
"God doesn't know what crazy he's been in the past six months, either dropping some rocks or dropping some weird eggs, and a stupid one fell tonight. β
"It's not a fool, it's an idiot, it's the Monkey King. This is a coquettish female voice, with a seductive charm as soon as she opens her mouth, and her appearance is also extremely charming.
"How do you know he's the Monkey King?" asked the male demon rhetorically.
The charming banshee looked at the banshee like an alien and said, "Don't you see that he has a golden hoop stick stuck in his body? β
Another female voice sounded again, "Could it be that he is the one who fell in love with Zixia Fairy five hundred years ago......"
"Love Saint. This was a group of female voices screaming.
Seeing this, the male demon said sourly: "Don't make waves, hmph, you didn't even keep your girlfriend, you were forced to become a monk, and you still love the saint!" β
"You know the, women are most fascinated by this kind of man. The banshee glanced at the banshee, held her heart in her hands, her body couldn't help but writhe, and said in a flattering voice: "If God gives me another chance, I will say three words to this girl...... I love you. β
As soon as she finished speaking, it immediately caused a burst of screams from the surrounding banshees, and another banshee said: "If you must add a deadline to this relationship, I hope it will be ......"
Demons: "10,000 Years ......"
"Shut up...... hissed ...... "As the only banshee in this lair, how can he allow all the banshees in his lair to be with an outsider, and shouted loudly in dissatisfaction at the moment, and stretched out his long split tongue to show threat.
The banshees were really suppressed, and they didn't dare to make any more sounds, the male banshee's eyes glanced coldly at the banshees present, and said coldly: "Sun Wukong is here, Tang Sanzang must be nearby, ...... Ping"
"Alas...... Here I am, here I am. A middle-aged woman-like banshee walked quickly to the male banshee and said softly, "It's Luo Ping." β
"What?" the banshee suddenly turned his head and asked loudly when he heard this, startling Luo Ping.
Luo Ping took two deep breaths, and said loudly: "It's Luo Ping, not Ping." β
When the male demon heard this, his face was full of unhappiness and said, "How can you give birth to your daughter so badly?"
After speaking, he leaned over to the charming banshee and said, "Let her daughter look at Sun Wukong!"
"What do you call that looking at him?" The banshee had a disgusted expression on her face, as if asking Luo Ping's daughter to guard Sun Wukong was a huge insult to the love saint in her heart.
"It's the most suitable to give it to her daughter, all the women will cry when they see the handsome guy, only his daughter will definitely not be eaten by the handsome guy, and the handsome guy has absolutely no appetite. β
Tang Sanzang was deeply disgusted when he heard the words of this male demon, this was no longer a mockery, but a personal attack and an insult to his personality.
No one is willing to look like that, so why should you make irresponsible comments about other people's appearance?
What's more, that ugly appearance is just the protective color of the angel sister, and when the angel sister recovers her original appearance, you will not even be qualified to lift her shoes.
After thinking about it, the demons went out to search for Tang Sanzang's traces, and ordered Luo Ping's daughter Yue Meiyan to guard it.
Of course, the name Yue Meiyan is naturally not her real name, but she plagiarized others, in fact, she doesn't have her own name at all, and others used to call her "that or something".
At this time, Yue Meiyan was indeed ugly enough, her hair was like thatch, she had a sarcoma on her chin, her nose was bigger than that of the dwarves, and she was black at any time as if she had been poisoned.
The biggest feature is her mouth of yellow teeth, which are not only different in size, but also so messy that I don't know how she usually chews.
How do you say that? This face looks like it's a joke.
Tang Sanzang slowly opened his eyes, looked at the figure who was dragging a wooden boat in the dark, and said, "Eh, miss, you ......"
"Wow, woke up so soon, did you wake up early because you knew I was beautiful?" Tang Sanzang didn't finish his sentence before he was interrupted by Yue Meiyan's chattering voice, and there was no chance to interject at all.
"I ......"
"What am I, what am I, you're trying to soak me in such a sexy voice?"
"Huh?"
"Don't think I'm good to bully if I'm beautiful, have you ever heard of the most poisonous beauty?"
"Oh!"
"Don't think that if you are a love saint, I will fall in love with you, I am notoriously cold, and no man has ever been able to control me. β
Listening to Yue Meiyan's machine-gun-like words, if it was the original Tang Sanzang, he would definitely be full of divine beasts, but now he was only full of pity.
Yue Meiyan seems to be narcissistic to the point of being almost perverted, but Tang Sanzang knows very well that Yue Meiyan is not extremely narcissistic, on the contrary, she is extremely inferior.
When the inferiority complex reaches the extreme, she can only use extreme narcissism to hypnotize herself, only in this way can she have the courage to continue to live.