The room was apparently hastily cleaned up, and the courtyard outside the door was full of tables, beds, stools, and tables. The whole room was emptied, and only a long table was placed in the center, which was very rare. Chu Qingliu lifted the tablecloth and took a look, and saw that it was a single door panel on top of four stools.

The old Taoist was not picky, and beckoned Chu Qingliu to sit down opposite him. Before he could open his mouth again, the hot tea and warm wine, and the dried and fresh fruit plate were placed like flowing water, and the old Taoist reached out and took a red orange to taste, who wanted the orange petal to just touch his lips, and he had already popped out of his finger, frowning: "Not good." ”

Chu Qingliu said: "Dao Chief, you are so particular, and it is really inconvenient to come out and walk on the rivers and lakes. ”

Lao Dao sighed: "That's why I rarely come out, and I stay at home until I have to." Ignoring Chu Qingliu's quips. Reaching out and taking the wine jug, he poured himself a full glass, and only when he picked it up was about to drink, Chu Qingliu smiled and said, "Dao Chief, you said upstairs just now that you won't drink in front of me in the future." ”

Lao Dao smiled: "What I said, it can be counted or not---- what is good for me, even if it is not good for me, then it can't be counted." He drank it all and said, "Boy, if I were sloppy and tattered, would you still take care of me?"

Chu Qing said: "No." "Had a glass of wine.

Lao Dao said, "My surname is Liu, and my name is Liu Qichan." ”

Chu Qingliu thought for a while and said, "My surname is Chu, my name is Chu Qingliu, and I am from Wanghaizhuang in Jiuhua Mountain. Dao Chief, I really haven't heard of your name. I only know that there is a Liu Hai Toad Daoist, who has been a Jinshi of the Liao State, and has also been the prime minister of Liu Shouguang, the lord of Yan, and has called himself Zhengyangzi, he is very famous, what is the origin of the two of you?"

Liu Qichan said, "Liu Haichan is Liu Haichan, Liu Qichan is Liu Qichan, his Liu Haichan is not as good as my Liu Qichan." He eats his food, I eat mine, the two of us, not a penny related. Sixty years ago, I also had a little fame in the martial arts. They all called me 'no regrets', and they all said that as long as I can die under my knife, I will die without regrets. ”

Chu Qingliu smiled bitterly and said: "Senior Liu, you were already famous sixty years ago, and the family teacher only came from the Western Regions and the East twenty years ago, and rarely handed over to the Central Plains martial arts. ”

Liu Qichan waved his hand and said with a smile: "At your age, you haven't heard of my name, and it's not a shame." I am giving my name, not to be intimidating, but to gain your trust. ”

Chu Qingliu said: "The Taoist chief called me here, isn't there something wrong? If you just eat and drink and gossip, you can't talk about believing or not believing." ”

Liu Qichan said: "Your name is Chu Qingliu, your master is Wu Baoqi, and you also have a junior sister named Qu Lingyu, who is Qu Guanghan's daughter." You live in the Jingsi Monastery on the mountain, and you have four maids by your side, am I right?"

Chu Qingliu was shocked in his heart, this person must have inquired more than once on the mountain. Even if he and Qu Lingyu couldn't find out, why didn't the master find out? Ignoring the Guanzhu, Mrs. Su, and Qu Dingxiang, they didn't realize it either? If this is the case, then this Liu Qichan already has the ability of gods and ghosts.

I don't know how much this person has eavesdropped on the conversation between the master and himself and his sister, and how much does this person know about Qu Lingyu's copying Sanskrit books according to the cat and the tiger.

At this time, the stir-fried vegetables were already on the table, Liu Qichan sandwiched a small piece of fried new pigeon into the mouth, closed his eyes and bit lightly, and said: "Good, really good, even better than the one in the Bianliang Imperial Kitchen! Just this bite can be worth ten taels of silver, just this hemp, this fresh, and sixty years ago is really the same taste." ”

After a while, he opened his eyes and said, "I'm too lazy to listen to your corners. I bought all the ideas for the letter. Do you believe it?" Chu Qingliu nodded, and also sandwiched a piece of pigeon piece into the entrance, thinking that it was nothing more than that, it was not good to ruin his interest, and he did not say anything.

Liu Qichan said: "I came to you because I had a few words to ask." Don't worry, don't be afraid, I'm a person who never takes advantage of others, I'll tell you my origin first, and then tell you what you want to inquire about. Then you will be embarrassed to make a gesture and not spit out. You came out to wander around, just to know which factions have come down the mountain and what their plans are, right?"

Chu Qingliu said: "Not bad. ”

Liu Qichan dragged the pigeon meat in front of him, poured wine in one hand and raised his glass, and manipulated the chopsticks and vegetables in the other, and ate the wine and meat together, and said: "Sixty years ago, I also cultivated in this Miaoyi Temple, and worshiped with my junior sister under the long gate of the master's mountain road. I, in addition to the Taoist costume on my body, is even more vulgar than ordinary people, vulgar muscles and vulgar flesh and bones, and I can still smell the vulgar thirty miles away. My junior sister is a pure-minded cultivator, but, but,"

Chu Qingliu said: "You like your junior sister, don't you?"

Liu Qichan stared at the newly served frankincense duck and said, "What's the matter, don't you allow it?"

Chu Qingliu said: "Even if someone doesn't allow it, you won't scruple if you want to come." However, if your junior sister is not allowed, if you want to get married again, I am afraid it will not be easy. "Thinking of the matter between Master and Mrs. Su, I was very depressed.

Liu Qichan said: "You are wrong, my junior sister also likes me." However, she is not as unrestrained as me, she listens to the master in every word, and the master tells her not to get married, saying that in this way, she can cultivate superior martial arts, and in the future, she can take over the position of head of the sect and work for our faction. Chu Qingliu was very surprised when he heard him say that he actually ignored the old master, and said, "Old senior, your junior sister is ignoring the old master?"

Liu Qichan swallowed a large piece of fat duck and said, "Yes, just ignore the viewer." ”

"Senior sister Ming told me that she would never marry again in this life, so let me marry a wife early. ”

Chu Qingliu said: "You also married a wife?"

Liu Qichan said: "You punish yourself three cups first, and then I will talk to you." ”

Chu Qing drank three cups in a row, and Liu Qichan said: "Boy, am I Liu Qichan so useless in your eyes? I just said that I like my junior sister, and I turned around and ran to marry someone else, isn't my Liu Qichan not even as good as a pig and a dog? People say that your senior sister Qu also likes you, and you also like your junior sister, and the people on the mountain can all see it. If you don't use it like this, your junior sister will have to marry someone else in the future. ”

Chu Qingliu never imagined that the conversation would turn to himself, he really didn't know how much money this Liu Qichan spent on the mountain, and even inquired about all the rumors. He straightened his face and said, "We're talking about your business, my business, you don't have to worry about it." ”

Liu Qichan said: "Senior sister said that, I wanted to make me also devote myself to cultivation, so I quit drinking and meat, and devoted myself to cultivation. After carrying it for almost six months, he still couldn't carry it, so he turned around and ran down the mountain, eating and drinking. Boy, the country is easy to do, and the nature is difficult to change, so this is what I said for me. I returned to the mountain and stood in front of the mountain gate for half the night, but after all, I had no face to see my master and sister again, so I had to turn my face and go down the mountain. Boy, I'm still pretending to be bad. ”

Chu Qingliu said: "Senior, when you eat that meal of wine and meat, if you are really happy in your heart, as long as you don't deliberately go to eat wine and meat in order to leave your junior sister, it is not considered to be pretending." In your life, you should eat wine and meat, but you shouldn't marry a wife. ”

Liu Qichan said: "I know that I am a vulgar person, and I have no chance with the fairy road in this life, so I have to go to that vulgar place this time." The most vulgar place in the world is Bianliang, Tokyo, so I went to Bianliang. In the past 60 years, I have not left Bianliang City for 50 miles, and I have been wandering around that place. ”

"In the capital, there are too many people to hide their money at home, so I will use it to eliminate disasters and evils for them. I don't rob the rich and help the poor, I just eat, drink, and play by myself. Don't look at me like that, I really haven't been a prostitute. It's not like I haven't been to the hook bar, playing tea and listening to songs, I have also done these things, but I really haven't spent money on prostitution. Back then, I Liu Qichan, even if I wanted to kidnap a lady from the palace, it was not difficult, so I wouldn't be so unproductive and spend money on prostitution. ”

Chu Qingliu said: "I believe it." ”

Liu Qichan said: "I have been playing like this for ten years, and when I was thirty years old, I suddenly had a great understanding, and all the Taoist scriptures I had read before came to life in my heart." Not only the Taoist scriptures, but also the books of the Buddhist family, I also understood seven, seven, eight, eight. Don't tell you kid, those bald donkeys and cow noses, in the eyes of your Taoist master and me, are all just traitors who cheat on food. ”

"But I have no shortage of gold or silver in my waist, but there is not a trace of gold or silver in my heart, and for nearly thirty years I have rarely thought of silver coins. As soon as you stretch out your hand, there will be silver in your pocket, and if you think about it again, aren't you stupid? ”

Liu Qichan had already drunk forty percent of the wine at this time, stretched out his chopsticks and copied two copies in the stew pot on the table, and said: "Look, just talking to you, this shrimp beetle will be delayed, the heat has passed, and it is not good to eat it anymore." He called the runner and said, "This stove is good, you can give me another one." ”

Chu Qingliu shook his head, obviously disagreeing.

Liu Qichan said: "If this dish is not replaced with a new one, there will be marks in my heart, so I will be distracted to sweep away these traces." After spending money, things will pass, and I won't have to think about it anymore. Isn't it worth it to spend a few taels of silver to keep things on your mind?"

Chu Qingliu said: "You failed to marry the Ignorant Lord, this mark in your heart is not only big, but also deep, and you finally can't let go of this matter." When you come back to Hengshan, you want to remove this mark. Am I right?"

Liu Qichan laughed and said, "Boy, are you tender again? Gold and silver can do a lot of things, but they can't control this love word." I have already solved this situation. How it is broken, you listen to me, has nothing to do with gold or silver. ”

"In Bianliang, when there is nothing to do, I go to see other couples quarrel every day, and if I can't quarrel, I take out the money and hire someone to provoke it, and make sure they quarrel. If you read it more, you will feel that this so-called love word is just that, and the most false thing in the world is the love between husband and wife. Husband and wife are birds of the same forest, and when the disaster comes, they fly separately, and that's what they say. ”

Chu Qingliu said: "The most false thing in the world, why is it not the love of parents and brothers, not the love of friends? but the love of husband and wife? Could it be that husband and wife are not even as good as friends?"

Liu Qichan said: "I can definitely explain your question, but I don't want to tell you more." I told you, if you don't marry again in your life, won't I do a lot of evil? ”

Seeing that Chu Qingliu didn't speak, Liu Qichan said: "This way to see other husbands and wives quarrel and extinguish old love, and the white bone meditation of Shakyamuni Buddha has already been matched." His method of forcing people to treat all the beautiful women as dry bones, pus and blood, is not ingenious at all, it is really stupid. I can tell you in this way that the so-called husband and wife love is nothing more than a man deceiving a woman, and a woman deceiving a man. Once the trick is made, the man will think that the woman is not beautiful enough, and the woman will think that the man is not only not beautiful enough, but also not rich enough and capable. Sakyamuni, the god stick, just told people a little bit of truth, and he wants to pretend to be a god and a ghost, where can he compare to my Lao Liu, all in the vernacular. ”

"All in all, boy, I, Liu Qichan, have created a new avenue, which can be used to play the channel method through vulgarity. I left Beijing this time, naturally to go back to Hengshan to have a look, but also to take the opportunity to promote my Taoist martial arts. ”

The remade shrimp sauce beetle happened to be served, and Liu Qichan ate a skirt and drank two sips of soup in a row, which was extremely beautiful.