Chapter 115: The Big Pig's Trotters

The two walked side by side in the moonlight, when the wind was clear and the moon was bright, the sky and the earth were silvery white, and the night was quiet, with only the occasional sound of insects. The two walked along the post road for about four or five miles, and suddenly saw a small lake not far from the roadside, and the lake sparkled in the moonlight.

The two of them stopped in unison, and after glancing at each other, Li Xuandu proposed, "Go over and have a look?"

Bai Juan hesitated for a moment, then nodded in agreement.

The two of them came to the lake and looked out at the lake.

Li Xuandu suddenly leaned down, and when he straightened up again, he already had a snake in his hand, which was choked by him for seven inches, and he couldn't break free.

Bai Juan, as a woman in the rivers and lakes who is accustomed to seeing the light of swords and swords, of course she is not afraid of snakes, but she looks at Li Xuandu with some doubts, and she doesn't know what he is doing when he suddenly catches a snake.

Li Xuandu said: "You haven't eaten for a few days, right? ”

Bai Juan asked, "Do you know how to make snake soup?"

Li Xuandu said: "Snake soup is too cumbersome to make, and there are too many condiments and auxiliary materials, the so-called delicacies and seafood, the more precious the ingredients, the more you must put less other condiments and auxiliary materials, and it is best to be steamed." ”

After that, Li Xuandu actually took out an iron pot, three green bricks, a large gourd that seemed to be filled with water, and many other paper bags of unknown purpose from the "eighteenth floor".

Bai Juan couldn't help but laugh and said, "You just use the Sumeru treasure to put these things, it's really a tyrannical thing." ”

Li Xuandu laughed and said, "I'm sorry for you to pick up some firewood, and I'll dispose of the snake meat."

Bai Juan went to pick up the dead branches according to his words, Li Xuandu first swept out a flat open space, and then gave birth to sword qi with his fingertips, separated the snake skin from the cut, peeled off the snake skin, and then cut a line of snake meat, without cutting it, and coiled it in a blue and white sea bowl.

Li Xuandu built three green bricks into a proposed stove, put the pot on it, poured water from the gourd, and then put the large bowl of snake meat into the pot.

Bai Juan picked up the dead branches and came back, and when he saw that Li Xuandu was so familiar, he couldn't help but be surprised: "I really can't see that the dignified Purple Mansion Sword Immortal still has such skills." ”

Li Xuandu said with a smile: "Ploughing the fields and planting vegetables, washing and cooking, I don't know how to do it."

While speaking, Li Xuandu took the branch from Bai Juan's hand, lit it, and sent it to the bottom of the pot, let Bai Juan look at some fire, and then opened those paper bags, and the white flowers turned out to be salt, and then Li Xuandu took out green onions, ginger, garlic and other things, first cut them into powder, then pounded them into puree, and put them in a small bowl.

When the time for snake meat arrived, Li Xuandu took the pot, lifted the lid of the pot, and suddenly a large cloud of steam came out, Li Xuandu reached out and brought out the bowl, only to see two large pieces of snake meat shiningly coiled in the bowl, still steaming white.

Bai Juan took off the hat on his head and put it aside, and asked, "I've only eaten snake soup, how should I eat this?"

Li Xuandu poured the salt from the paper package into a small bowl and said: "Snake meat can't touch iron, it will be fishy when it touches iron, and you have to eat the word 'fresh', so use chopsticks to tear the dipping sauce and eat it." ”

As he spoke, Li Xuandu actually took out two pairs of chopsticks, handed a pair of white silk, and said with a smile: "It's clean, no one has used it." ”

Bai Juan took the chopsticks, tore the snake meat dipping sauce, and finally chewed it carefully, and said: "It's really fresh, it's really different from snake soup, a little like a crab." ”

Li Xuandu said: "If you have the opportunity, I will invite you to eat crabs, the sea crabs of our Qingwei Sect are also excellent." ”

Bai Juan ignored his words and chewed slowly and methodically.

Li Xuandu also tore off a piece of snake meat with chopsticks, put it in his mouth, and said: "Now that the victims are everywhere, everything that can be eaten has been eaten, that is, Langya Mansion is still a pure land, and there is snake meat to eat." ”

After Bai Juan swallowed the snake meat in his mouth, he glanced at him and said, "Eat without words!"

Li Xuandu nodded and said, "What you said reminds me of a person, and someone has said this to me before." ”

"Who?" Bai Juan immediately asked.

Li Xuandu said: "Her name is Zhou Shuning." ”

Bai Juan hesitated for a moment and asked, "It seems to be a woman." ”

Li Xuandu said: "Of course it's a woman." ”

Bai Juan's face sank slightly, thinking of his various words to himself, he was annoyed for no reason, and snorted lightly: "Men are all big pigs' trotters." ”

"Rude words!" Li Xuandu hurriedly said: "Do you know what it means, you just follow the nonsense!"

Bai Juan was stunned for a moment, and said honestly: "I don't know." ”

Li Xuandu asked, "Have you ever seen the soles of a pig's feet?"

Bai Juan recalled for a moment, and it seemed that he hadn't really turned the pig over to see what its paws looked like, so he could only shake his head.

Li Xuandu asked again, "Have you ever seen the soles of donkeys?"

Bai Juan shook her head again.

Li Xuandu sighed, drew two shapes on the ground with a dead branch, and said, "The soles of the pig's feet look very much like a man's life, and the donkey's soles look very much like a woman's...... That's life, so calling a man a big pig's hoof, and a woman a little donkey's hoof, these are all vulgar words. ”

After Bai Juan saw the two patterns drawn by Li Xuandu, his face immediately turned red, and he said, "Deng's apprentice, don't learn well." ”

Li Xuandu said innocently: "This is what you said first." ”

Bai Juan was speechless, so he could only bury his head in eating snake meat.

Li Xuandu took advantage of this opportunity to get a little closer and said, "Were you jealous just now?"

Bai Juan snorted heavily.

Li Xuandu explained: "Zhou Shuning is a little girl who is just ten years old, and I treat her as a sister. ”

"Who are you, why should I be jealous?" Bai Juan said: "You are neither serious nor honest, two and a half of the three sentences are bullying me, it is just to see that I am easy to bully, if you meet Su Yuncheng, Yu Qingning, and palace officials, you dare to do this?"

After Li Xuandu heard this, his face straightened and said: "This is different, it's not a question of whether you dare or not, but a question of whether you are willing or not, I don't want to, so they can only see the serious Zifu Sword Immortal, but they can't see this disciple Li Xuandu." ”

Bai Juan's face turned red, and he said "bah", but he liked it very much in his heart, and said in a low voice: "Two and a half of the three sentences are bullying me, and half of them are human words." ”

The white silk that originally adhered to the principle of "eating without speaking" was also damaged by Li Xuandu, and the two ate the snake meat between words, leaving only two snake bones.

When he was cleaning up the pots and bowls, Li Xuandu asked coldly, "Miss Qin, have you ever thought about getting married?"

Bai Juan was stunned, unprecedentedly not angry, shook his head and said, "I haven't thought about it, aren't Yu Qingning and palace officials also not married?"

Li Xuandu said: "If all the women in the world are like you, then after thousands of years, there will be no one in this world, I am afraid that it is the monkey and tiger who are the masters of this world." ”

Bai Juan smiled: "Mu monkey and crown? Or is there no tiger in the mountain, and the monkey is called the king?"

Li Xuandu said: "It's probably both." What would happen to you if you got married? Isn't it okay to do this, not that, to keep your husband in order?"

Bai Juan said: "I won't, if there is really this day, I won't force him to do anything, he will listen to me if he wants to, if he doesn't like to listen, then it's up to him, but he doesn't want to care about me." ”

Li Xuandu smiled: "Then I love to listen to what you say." ”

This sentence was another pun, Bai Juanxiu frowned, as if she was about to have a seizure, but then sighed lightly, and turned her head with a slightly red face.

For a moment, neither of them was silent.

The moon stars are scarce.