Chapter 435: Shaking and Cold! Is Being Single? Who Does Being Single!
"Sister Xihe, Sister Changxi......"
As a witness to the marriage, Nuwa was holding the hands of the two goddesses of Taiyin at the moment, and while sending them to Dijun, she did not forget to whisper a few words and tell her earnestly, just like whispering between girlfriends.
But......
A few of the people present were not Da Luo, and all of them were deaf and clear-sighted, and no matter how small Nuwa's voice was, as long as it was not shielded, it would be tantamount to speaking directly to their faces.
Of course.
Perhaps Nuwa deliberately said it to others to show her attitude.
After all......
"After you marry Di Jun, don't be too accommodating to him!"
"If he dares to have deviant behavior or something, don't listen to what he says about social needs, just be decisive, and leave directly!"
"There are only zero and countless betrayals, don't believe what will be next time!"
As Nuwa spoke, she became murderous, making Dijun not far away feel big.
'Shhh...... Is it so strict?!'
Di Jun sighed at Emperor Wa's statement.
It's just that when he blinked his eyes and inadvertently saw those female gods on the viewing platform, he suddenly felt that Emperor Wa's words were nothing.
Our Lady of the West King, the Goddess of Xuansu, and the Doumu Yuanjun...... One by one, they expressed their deep agreement with what Nuwa said, and even looked at their expressions, as if they felt that Nuwa was too tolerant.
- For those who are still scum after getting married, before they leave, they should first raise their legs to kick each other's crotch down, so that he can have a long memory!
Di Jun read their undisguised hearts from the faces of these goddesses, and the lower half of his body was cold.
'Violence!'
'It's too violent!'
Di Jun sighed in his heart, and suddenly felt worried about his future married life.
By the way, he was also impressed with someone a lot more at once, and planned to "take care" of one or two when the lich was in full blood.
As for who this "someone" is...... It's the one who pretended to be a grass dog in Heavenly Court back then, and was lucky enough to survive from the mentally ill god Kui Niu Demon God!
Actually, pretending to be forced is a small matter.
However, it brought a spiritual crit blow to the Kui Niu Demon God in the chaos war, and by the way, it opened a door to a new world for all goddesses, opening a precedent for the lower limit...... It's a big deal!
Good stuff doesn't study.
Specializing in how to cut down three ways, is there a hole in this person's head?!
'Let the emperor be frightened, the sin is unforgivable......
Di Jun controlled the warmth and joy of his facial expression, but a little thought had already drifted away, "Sooner or later, let him understand that people have their own ......
......
The life and marriage of the Emperor of Heaven went smoothly.
There may be a little bit of discord, but it doesn't matter!
The gods of the heavenly court congratulated him, and Da Luo, who had thousands of mountains and rivers, also came up by half...... Although there are many contradictions in this because of the Lich War.
But who is not an eternal existence that spans thousands of eras?
Opponents, just temporary...... In the next era, they may be teammates.
Standing on a broader time scale, everyone is interested in this pair...... The combination of these three divine beings is ultimately a deep blessing.
"Licheng!"
Nuwa's solemn and solemn announcement declared the legitimacy and legitimacy of this marriage.
When it is.
In addition to the splendid visions of the sun and the moon and the stars shining brightly, there are brilliant golden lights of merit emerging in the universe, illuminating the mountains and rivers of the ages, and attracting countless eyes of humanity.
The golden light of merit crossed the sky, it seemed to go very fast, and it walked very slowly, and after pulling up enough heat, it disappeared into the heavenly court, divided into several shares of different sizes, and fell on several protagonists of this wedding ceremony, causing the world to be in an uproar, and then heated discussions.
"Wow!"
"Brother, look! It's merit!"
"Oh my God...... Is there merit in getting married?"
"Big brother, why don't we give it a try?"
"Little brother, what you said makes sense! we can give it a try...... It's just that we're the same gender......"
"Big brother, the same sex is true love, and the opposite sex is only for reproduction......"
"Little brother, then I'll be fine......"
......
"Tut-tut......" In the court of the Terran king, someone looked up at the sky, "What a big stroke, is it so ruthless to show off your wealth?"
"Fengxi, what do you think?"
Hou Gang looked at Feng Xi.
"No, I don't look at it. The old god Fengxi was handling official business, and he didn't raise his eyelids, "I'm familiar with this operation." β
"Isn't it the same routine as when Nuwa Niangniang created people?"
Feng Xi had the tone of a person who had come over - he was indeed a person who had come over.
Back in the day.
After Nuwa Niangniang created a person, she pretended to be concave, or the lighting and sound effects he added!
"This kind of operation of heavenly merit is to fool the ......people below who know little about the overall situation at the top," Feng Xi said leisurely, "To put it simply, it is to hype up a concept and list it so as to attract retail investors or something." β
"At the beginning, Niangniang created a human being, and the concept of the human race was fried, how much money was attracted!"
"The whole flood is advertised, and the red fruit says that he is mixed with me, and he has the money to take ......"
"But really?"
"The 'arrangement' of many merits has long been predetermined. β
"It's the same fire, it's the same weaving, it's the same building...... Some people have merit, and some people have nothing. β
"According to your explanation, this is a big scam?" Hou Gang smiled.
"That can't be said either. Feng Xi put down the pen in his hand, rubbed his wrist, and relaxed his spirit, "This is not pure fraud, the kind of fraud that runs away." β
"In the short term, as long as you hold it, it is impossible to get rich, but it is still possible to make a small profit. β
"Well, the meat, naturally, the big guy divides it himself, but the broth can still be divided...... When the Terrans were first born, they bought an industry here in the Terrans, which one didn't make any money?"
"In the long run, there are some risks. β
"Not only should we be careful that the bookmakers who can win will shuffle the dishes and collect the chips, but we must also beware of the giant crocodile who is about to lose and run ashore and bring the tears of the retail investors to the pit. β
"It's not easy to invest!"
Feng Xi sighed twice.
Hou Gang was dumbfounded, and shook his head with a smile after a while, "Then don't invest, wouldn't it be good?"
"That's actually more passive. Feng Xi glanced at him, "In the entire desolate world, where is the most brilliant production technology concentrated?"
"Da Luo!"
"Again, who is the most discerning arranger?"
"It's still Da Luo!"
"The top management of the two major camps of the Lich decided to absorb retail investors, is that a chance to give them a chance to get on the bus?"
"And if they don't get on the bus?"
"Believe it or not, no matter how hard they work, their assets are still shrinking?"
"After all, their income growth is remarkable for doing addition...... And Da Luo flies, and the social wealth increases, which is to do multiplication. β
"What age is it now? Countless facts have proved that hard work is important, and choice is even more important!"
"The choice was wrong. β
"Material abundance guarantees that you will not starve to death. β
"But those high-quality cultivation resourcesβteacher education, Dan Array Talismans, and the likeβwere bought at a high price by the right people, leaving only some leftovers. β
"Others progress fast, you progress slowly...... That's going backwards. β
"Everyone is like a dragon...... Heh, everyone is like a dragon!"
Feng Xi said, and suddenly the conversation changed, thought of something, and mocked.
Hou Gang didn't talk much about this - he also knew that Feng Xi, the regent, had not been happy in recent years.
It's good to be the next queen of the wind, and once a son of heaven and a courtier.
Fengxi wants to drum up the fire master and seize power...... Isn't that a matter of course?
But, yes!
During the reign of Kuqi, the political transactions made allowed the existence of famous officials of the Dragon Division...... Now it has become a huge undercurrent resistance.
The dragon officials never add to the wind and light on the bright side.
However, standing behind them is the dragon clan that has inherited countless years...... There are so many ways to fight the game recorded in it, and if you take out a little bit of it, it will make Feng Xi want to die for many years.
If you don't move the cake of the famous official of the Dragon Division, then everyone will be fine.
But once you move...... Quick, give His Highness eye medicine!
"Long Guan, it's not a good thing. β
Feng Xi squinted, flickering with a cold light.
"I want to kill them...... It's true. β
"But you can't right now. Hou Gang shook his head, "In the royal court, there is its own law, and it is not good to cross it indiscriminately." β
"At the very least, it's not worth ...... for dragons"
"I understand. Feng Xi sighed, "But what they did was disgusting." β
"I don't know if I oppose it, so I secretly play reading comprehension to expand the ...... of attack"
"I don't even dare to talk nonsense now. β
"Or else?"
"I just praised the Terrans for their contribution to the factory this year, and they misinterpreted it to me on the back foot, 'I am tired and tired to die in the factory, and only contribute to the Terrans'......"
"I just finished saying it last moment, I want to match the marriage between the human race and the Wu clan, and the next moment, what military order and minimum marriage indicators will be arranged......"
Feng Xi said a lot.
The more you say.
He became more and more emotional, his temper was really good, he didn't even pick up the soldiers, he smashed the Yellow Dragon with one hand, killed the ancestral court of the Dragon Clan, directly eradicated the roots, killed the pillars of the Dragon Clan, and made an example of the monkeys, so that the world would be peaceful.
In this regard, Hou Gang sank it with only one sentence.
"Don't talk about killing the dragon...... Can you beat him?" Hou Gang told the truth.
Feng Xi's cheeks twitched, and she had nothing to say.
If he had beaten him, he would have been on it a long time ago, so where would he complain here?
"Well, I'm no match for him right now. Feng Xi sighed, "Canglong Ancient God is not a weak hand among Taiyi Daluo...... Want to kill him?"
"It's too hard, it's too hard!"
"Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, which great god can manifest spirits?"
Feng Xi howled and prayed, "It's okay to exchange one for one with Canglong's limit and drag him to die with him?"
Hou Gang looked at this scene speechlessly, "You are daydreaming...... It's still the most outrageous kind of dream. β
"Don't think about it, it's impossible. β
"You can't say that...... To be a human being is always a dream. Feng Xi is colorful, "There is a way that is never forgotten, and there will be repercussions...... Perhaps, when will someone be moved by my sincerity and send Canglong on the road?"
"If your dream can come true, I'll eat this table. Hou Gang only replied with such a sentence, giving Feng Xi a basin of cold water on the head, and talking about the sky to death.
The two looked at each other speechlessly.
In the end, it was Hou Gang who staggered the topic first.
"You don't have to think about that far away...... Let's think about it first, after the emperor's wedding, how will the heavenly court toss. β
Hou Gang knocked on the table, "The means of merit Jinguang injection of funds and advertising have been used, and the relevant funds have entered the regulatory process, even if there are some shady ...... here."
"But as you and I discussed earlier, it's impossible to get rich, but some small discounts can still be seen. β
"In this way, manipulate the demon heart, and let the people of the demon clan walk on the path that Heavenly Court wants them to follow according to the wishes of Heavenly Court. β
"Huh...... It's a trifle. Feng Xi nodded confidently, "His Royal Highness is resourceful and intelligent. β
"Heavenly Court wants to make trouble, how can it hide it from me?"
"I just close my eyes and think about it, and I know that they are going to ...... out"
He slapped the table, "It's nothing more than bullying a single dog!"
"For example, - to drum up a 'single tax' out!"
"As soon as this tax comes out, the gods and ghosts will be changed, and the heavens will tremble!"
"It's glorious to be married! It's shameful to be single!"
"For example, with a marriage certificate, you can get a certain percentage reduction when you pay taxes for shop operation or freelancing, otherwise, you can increase the additional single fee by 20% on the original basis!"
Hou Gang looked at Fengxi who was pointing out the country in horror, and felt that this kind of shameless momentum was really a ghost that had not been seen for thousands of years...... Talent.
It's not easy to be single.
And discrimination?
Chill the breath!
When will a single dog stand up!
"And there's more. Feng Xi took a sip of tea, moistened his throat and continued, "In some good caves and blessed lands for sale, it is indicated that husband and wife can only buy ...... when needed."
"High-quality cultivation resources, even if you are single, you want to enjoy it?
β......β
Fengxi has the world in mind, and there is no plan for it.
"Don't say it...... Hou Gang propped his forehead, "even if you want to say it, you have to keep your voice low." β
"Otherwise, ......"
"If you are accidentally intercepted by Heavenly Court and implement your plan, you will be a sinner in the entire single group!"
"Oh, yes. β
"Don't get too close to me these days. β
Hou Gang admonished.
Feng Xi squinted, "What's wrong?"
"I'm afraid that the future humanity has accumulated countless years of single dog resentment, and it touches the extreme of humanity's attack, summoning a Pangu level thug to cut you across time. Hou Gang explained, "When the time comes, you will get too close to me, and let me be injured by mistake." β
Feng Xi's face darkened.
"Even if there was no accidental injury. Hou Gang added, "When you fell down with a wail, you splashed me with blood...... That's not good either. β
"Get out of here!"
Feng Xi didn't want to say anything more to this kind of bad friend, so she directly issued an eviction order and told him to get out of here.
Otherwise?
Afraid that he would not be able to restrain his hand, he waved his great sword and shoutedβ
"Death!"