Chapter 355: Do You Poop
Lex Luthor looked at the flaming knife right in front of him, feeling deeply hurt and deceived.
Batman, didn't everyone arrange corresponding countermeasures for both enemies and allies? Why is there one missing now?
Lex Luthor looked at Batman with a sad look on his face, and said with tears in his eyes, "You lied to me, Batman." You have deceived me. ”
Batman had a shit on his face, and he could no longer maintain the character of a cold male god, and said loudly: "I lied to your sister?
Lex Luthor looked bored and restrained.
As soon as Li Feng saw that the bald head had admitted defeat, he said to several other supervillains: "Do you take the initiative to surrender now, or do you passively surrender after a while?"
The strong man who had just attacked Wonder Woman stood up, wounded and holding a spike that looked like fangs, this person was called the eldest son, and legend has it that he was the son of Ares, the god of war.
Li Feng killed his father, and now his son has come to take revenge.
The eldest son is five big and three-legged, and his brain is obviously full of muscles. The gorilla Grud and the leopard girl on the side carefully observed Li Feng from the farthest distance.
The Flash is playing hide-and-seek with the Black Flash.
The eldest son looked at Li Feng and said: "It's a little bit, you can juggle twice, just like being a superhero, today I will let you know that superheroes are not that easy to be." ”
"Boom. ”
After speaking, the eldest son was smashed on the head by Li Feng's punch.
The eldest son was immediately transformed, and his head was hidden in his chest.
The eldest son is worthy of being the son of Ares, so he didn't even die. He groped his hands in front of him, then reached to his neck, trying to pull his head out.
"Wow. ”
The leopard girl saw Li Feng revealing a flaw, and immediately pounced like a bolt of lightning.
Although the gorilla Grud looks like a gorilla and seems to be very cute, he has an extremely high IQ and is especially good at mental power.
I saw the gorilla Grud glaring at Li Feng and didn't react.
I'm glaring, but still no response.
Gorilla Grud thought to himself, "Could it be that the eye drops I bought today are fakes?"
Gorilla Grud is not only good at mental strength, but this strong body is not in vain. With a loud roar, he returned to Li Feng.
Li Feng ignored the leopard girl and gorilla Grud who rushed over, and split the eldest son who became Xingtian in half with one sword.
The eldest son, who had been turned in half, was covered in flames, and in an instant he was burned to ashes.
"Poof. ”
The leopard girl and gorilla Grace who rushed over immediately came to sit down and knelt in front of Li Feng.
It's just so ferocious, the superheroes of the Justice League are all some virgin hearts. The villains don't care how many bad things they do, and the superheroes catch them and beat them up at most.
Because there is no danger to life, and most of the villains have rough skin and thick meat, these villains will work tirelessly to do bad things.
Now Li Feng is actually killing at every turn, which can frighten the leopard girl and the gorilla Grude.
"I surrender. Leopard Girl and Grud said in unison.
They think life is more important than freedom.
The Joker over there surrendered earlier than they did, and now he's been tied up by Batman.
The Joker tells Batman, "I like room 13 in Arkham Prison, that's my lucky number." ”
Arkham Asylum is hell in the eyes of ordinary people, but to these supervillains, it's no different from a vacation home. If you get caught, take a break inside and rework your evil plan. When the plan is ready, they will come out and wreak havoc.
Leopard Girl and Grud also said together, "I also have a suite in Arkham, and I strongly demand that I be locked up in it. ”
Batman is a staunch supporter of non-killingism, believing that only by keeping this only precept can he be guaranteed that he will not fall into darkness entirely.
As it turns out, Batman was right to think so.
When Batman broke the precept of not killing, the consequences of the accident far exceeded the destruction of Superman.
But Li Feng doesn't have this limit!
Li The others didn't care if they killed or not, Li Feng was thinking about whether to kill the clown.
Of course, it's not to look at the clown to look ugly, the clown is a very charismatic villain, with a shrewd mind, perverse behavior, evil style, and murder without blinking.
The real reason why Li Feng wanted to kill the clown was to see if he could create a laughing bat.
The Laughing Bat is in a parallel universe, where Batman absorbs the virus that emanates from the Joker's corpse after killing the Joker and mutates it.
Although the Batman of that world also sensed this, the changes after the poisoning were irreversible, and in the end, the righteous Batman turned into an evil laughing bat.
Later, the Laughing Bat also became the worst enemy of the Justice League in the Overworld.
But Li Feng thought about it and forgot it.
No matter how powerful the laughing bat is, as long as you are reckless, what plan do you have.
But the Laughing Bat also has a backstage, the master of the dark multiverse, Barbatos.
Barbatos Li Feng can't afford to mess with, it's the only god in the dark multiverse. Divided by level, that is a proper god level, far beyond the heavenly level.
Li Feng thought about it or didn't die, it was good to leave the Joker and Batman to fall in love and kill each other.
The Joker doesn't know that he's been on the gates of hell and is still showing affection to Batman.
Li Feng looked at the superheroes and supervillains lying on the ground at the scene, and immediately remembered one thing, Wonder Woman was still trapped and lying on the ground.
"Hey, hey. ”
Li Feng ran to Wonder Woman's side and looked at Wonder Woman with a sour and weak look on his face.
Wonder Woman looked at Li Feng defensively and asked, "What are you going to do?"
Li Feng rubbed his hands, smiled obscenely, and said, "What am I going to do?"
Then Li Feng's evil hand slowly stretched out to Wonder Woman, the rope on her body.
That's right, Li Feng grabbed the mantra lasso that bound Wonder Woman.
Li Feng held the noose of mantra in his hand, looked at Wonder Woman and asked, "Are you pooping?"
Li Feng asked the ultimate terrifying question of his previous life and the Internet. Do beautiful women poop?
From the point of view of physics, unless you are a Pixiu, you can only enter and not leave, otherwise the king of heaven will have to poop when he comes.
But in the seriousness of the otaku, the goddess is perfect, how can it be pooping?
Li Feng was an otaku in his previous life and a staunch supporter of the theory that goddesses don't poop.
Now that I have encountered such a good opportunity, Wonder Woman Diananna is both a beauty and a demigod. If you miss such a good opportunity, you won't have it again.
"Huh?" Wonder Woman was confused, what kind of shit problem is this?
Li Feng looked at Wonder Woman's reflection, frowned, and continued to ask, "Are you pooping?"
Wonder Woman said with a pig's liver on her face, "Big!"