Gou or his home is an ordinary small blue brick building, with two floors, the first floor is green brick, and the second floor is a wooden house.

However, due to the fire caused by the previous practice, the wooden house has been reduced to ashes, and now only one and a half floors remain.

Then when he looked closer, Wang Qilin found that the first layer was actually not built of green bricks, but red bricks, which were smoked into blue-black by the flames......

There was a row of willow trees on the street outside the house, and under the largest willow tree there were several old men enjoying the shade.

A bamboo chair, a pot of herbal tea, a game of chess, and a life.

Wang Qilin is very envious of the old man's life, living in the county, living without wind and waves in his life, making a few old friends and giving birth to a litter of children, which is very good.

These old men all know Xiao Mang, and when they see him, they greet each other, Xiao Mang can't hear their voices and can't speak, but he can understand what they mean, and he happily goes up to gesture, he sees that there is an old man's bamboo chair legs are loose, so he squatted down to adjust the mortise and tenon structure on the chair.

The old man shook his chair and said with a smile: "Xiao Mang is a good craftman, and this time it is strong." ”

Another old man handed Xiao Mang a piece of watermelon, and Xiao Mang waved at Wang Qilin and others, asking them if they wanted to eat watermelon.

The old men who love the house and Wu, and enjoy the shade, are also very friendly to Wang Qilin and the others, and ask, "My lord, are you here to find the unlucky guys?"

Wang Qilin nodded and gave Ambassador Xu a look, and Xu Da took out a bag of melon seeds from his arms and put them on the chessboard to distribute to the old men, signaling to chat together.

He asked, "Let's ask, this unfortunate guy is called a dog? That's a nickname, isn't it? What is his real name?"

A bald old man shook his fan and said with a smile: "This is the real name, he is uneducated but likes to be vassal, and he has always thought that Xun Yu, the great strategist of the Three Kingdoms, is surnamed Gou, but he doesn't know the word Yu, so he took a similar or." ”

Hearing this, the other old men laughed like barbells.

Gou or Lao Tzu is not only uneducated but also has a good face, and later he learned that he made a joke by naming his son, but he wanted to save face, so he declared to the outside that he was naming his son Gou Or, and obtained the homonym of being a dog, in order to give a cheap name to make a living. ”

"He didn't give his son a cheap name, he gave birth to a slut. ”

"This is the tradition of their Gou family, the Gou family counts up to three generations, which one is not a slut?"

The old men discussed happily, and the atmosphere became more and more relaxed.

Xu Da is very good at finding out news, and under his inquiry and guidance, Wang Qilin quickly heard a lot of news.

Gou Or's bad luck started this year, this person has a very mouthful and likes to hurt people the most, but his brain turns fast, and his family also has a lot of money, so his life is very good.

Hearing this, Xie Toad gave Wang Qilin a look and said, "It seems that this dog usually offends people, and someone may have planted a moldy pile on him." ”

"What is a mold pile?"

"The mold pile is a kind of life-changing pile, and this thing is very powerful. As the saying goes, one life, two fortunes, three feng shui, four accumulations of yin virtue and five reading. People's fate is predestined, and it is difficult to change it by relying on manpower, so there are monks who have the power to design such a thing as a life-changing pile. ”

"As the name suggests, it's a stake that can change people's lives. But this is not a wooden stake and a stone pile, it is a gas pile, with qi condensation, anti-qi exertion, nailing this pile into the soul of a person, can change a person's fate. ”

"Therefore, there are many life-changing piles, including joy piles, which will make people smile for the rest of their lives after being nailed into people's ghosts, and moldy piles, which will make people constantly unlucky after being nailed into people's bodies. ”

After listening to the introduction, Wang Qilin said suspiciously: "According to what you mean, this thing is very precious, who would use such a magic weapon for a small citizen?"

Xie Toad said: "Wait for us to go in and take a look, the case file says that he was not entangled by the unlucky ghost, right? If he was not entangled by the unlucky ghost, then I think there are two reasons why he is so unlucky this year, one is that he was planted with a moldy pile, and the other is that he provoked the way of heaven, and God changed his fate." ”

In the end, he shook his head again: "It is even more unreliable for God to change his life." ”

Xu Da inquired with the old men for a while, and after almost inquiring about the news he wanted to know, he came back and said: "It shouldn't be that people have planted moldy piles, although this dog likes to hurt people, but he is not a bad person, usually dealing with neighbors is at most to take advantage of them verbally, and he will not go to harm people, and the neighbors will hate him at most, so they will not hate him." ”

"Maybe he offended the masters?" Xie Toad guessed, "The temperament of the people in the rivers and lakes is weird, and the minds are incomprehensible, if he accidentally provokes a master of the game Hongchen, he may be planted with mold." ”

Hearing this, Xu nodded his head: "Just like the old beggar we met last time in the Don't Enter Restaurant, right? The old beggar's temper is like this, he saw that the uncle was handsome and upright, so he gave the uncle a mountain prince Yufu ......."

"Okay, okay, we're here to investigate the case, not to boast, and if you want to brag about it, someone else will blow it, what's the matter if you brag about yourself?"

Xu Da said displeasedly: "It's not that no one is touting the uncle, and the uncle can only come by himself?"

Wang Qilin said: "Let the Taoist master blow it to you in the future." ”

Xie Toad was stunned: "What's the matter with me?"

Wang Qilin didn't continue to talk to them, he walked into the courtyard and asked, "Is the master at home?"

The yard was quiet, the weeds grew knee-high, and the yard was full of weeds, and it looked like it hadn't been taken care of for a long time.

He shouted three times in a row, and then someone lazily said in the house: "Do you still want to steal something when the master is not at home? What are you doing here at noon on a hot day? Can't you let people sleep peacefully? It's annoying!"

Xu Da clenched his fists and said, "Why are these words so badly beaten?

The people in the house heard this voice coming out of the window and said: "What can I do if I owe you a beating? I don't want to beat you to beat me, it just so happens that I have no food at home these days, and I am lacking a son to raise. ”

Wang Qilin smiled and said, "Really, then you are not small." ”

"Of course, who doesn't know that I'm just bold!"

"Well, dare to be a father who listens to the heavens, you are not ordinary bold. ”

As soon as he heard this, the man lying on the window with a hippie smile was dumbfounded.

He stretched his neck and tried to see Wang Qilin's official uniform clearly, and then hurriedly jumped out of the window: "Adult, forgive sin, villain!"

There are a lot of weeds in the yard, some tribulus grass grows under the window, the weather is hot or wears less, and there is a calf nose pants on the lower body, so he jumps down and falls into the tribulus terrestris, and the two big bare legs are red in an instant!

Xu Da pulled him out of the grass, looked at the red marks on his legs and grinned, "You are really unlucky." ”

Gou Or asked with teary eyes, "My lord, what's wrong with me? Did I really let the unlucky ghost haunt me?"

Wang Qilin shook his head, he had already opened his eyes, if the unlucky ghost pestered or pestered Gou or, he could always find some clues.

But in fact, no, Gou or the body and home are clean.

When they entered the house, the house was in a mess, and Gou was embarrassed to say: "I'm sorry, three adults, the girls in the family have returned to their parents' house with their children, and I live alone, and I am too lazy to clean up, so it is a little dirty and messy." ”

Xu Da asked, "Why did you go back to your mother's house?"

Gou or shouted: "My lord, don't listen to the rumors outside, these people will talk nonsense, and they will orchestrate me behind my back." I'm unlucky, I admit it, I'm unlucky, that's right, but no one has ever been unlucky with me, it's just that I'm unlucky. ”

"Then why did your daughter-in-law go back to her parents' house?"

Gou He sighed and said: "It's not arranged by outsiders, saying that I was haunted by an unlucky ghost, and then my daughter-in-law was afraid that the ghost would affect the child, so she took the child back to her parents' house." ”

Wang Qilin sniffled, smelled a cool breath, and said, "Your child has seen ghosts, right?"

Gou or depressed do not speak.

His luck is unbelievable, it is true that ghosts will come to the door every once in a while, but they are all ordinary lonely ghosts, so they didn't hurt him.

But as the so-called toad jumps on the surface of its feet, it does not bite but disgusting. Encountering ghosts every once in a while is not only disgusting but also frightening.

The most terrible thing is that ghosts have yin energy, and frequent collisions with ghosts damage yang energy, which is more serious than indulging in female sex, and it is easy to overdraft the body.

Now there are rumors in the county town that the new Great Yin is addicted to ghost hunting and has been weakened by the yin energy of ghosts.

Wang Qilin asked, "When did you start to get unlucky? This year?"

Gou or said: "It's this year, last year I also had good luck, last year's wax moon was cold, the river outside the city froze, the big guys have gone to break the ice to catch wax fish, and then I have a good harvest every time, once I also caught a ten-pound big red carp, sold to Dingsheng Lou for a full five silver baht." ”

Xie Toad hurriedly asked, "Were you lucky before?"

Gou Or said triumphantly: "That's natural, don't hide it from adults, villains used to be very favored by the sky, life was smooth, don't say you can pick up money when you go out, but at least you can't lose money." Take the year-end New Year's fair as an example, adults know that there are many thieves at the New Year's fair, but I have never been stolen money. ”

Wang Qilin understood the reason why Xie Toad asked, and he said, "Dao Chief, do you guess that someone changed his life when he was a child?"

Xie Toad nodded slowly and said, "Yes, this is called halfway wealth." I once saw a man whose life was changed in this way, he enjoyed all the glory and wealth in the first half of his life, and his life was really smooth sailing, and his wealth was compelling, but then one day he suddenly fell into the middle of the family, and no matter what he did, he was very unhappy, and finally fell into ruin and died in a ruined temple. ”

Hearing this, Gou Or was so frightened that he burst into tears: "Help, adult, my lord, the villain bragged just now, in fact, the villain was not so smooth before, at least it was not smooth sailing, rich and noble, you see that my eldest son died young." ”

Xu Da looked at the furnishings in the room and said: "That's right, looking at his conditions, it's a bit incredible to say that he has enjoyed all the glory and wealth of his life in the first half of his life, and has gone away with all the good luck of his life, if this is the case, his life will be too miserable, right?"

Xie Toad shook his head and said, "I guessed wrong, since his eldest son died, then he must not have been changed to a halfway rich life." ”

Gou Or wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, Xu Da suddenly asked, "But are you sure that your eldest son is your own son? If he is not your biological son, then things will be different." ”

"Absolutely biological. Gou nodded hurriedly, "He looks exactly like when I was a child." ”

To confirm his words, he said: "Even the mouth is the same." ”

Wang Qilin couldn't help laughing and said, "You also know that you are cheap?"

Gou Or said dejectedly: "I know, but I can't change my stinky virtue, alas, dogs can't change eating." ”

Wang Qilin admired, this is an old Zu'an, and he is as ruthless as he sprays himself.

Xie Toad continued to ask, "Then you started to have bad luck this year?"

"Yes. ”

"When do you remember the first bad luck of the year?"

Gou He said without hesitation: "The first day of the Lunar New Year." ”

"What happened?"

"On the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve, my family had a good meal, but I accidentally ate it, and then I had a stomachache on the way to the New Year, but at that time I just entered the door of an elder's house, so I wanted to hold it and wait until I got home to relieve myself. ”

"And then?"

Gou He's face showed a trace of sadness: "Later, when I kowtowed to him, I suddenly came to the fart feeling, I couldn't hold it back, so I wanted to gamble on ......"

Xu Da looked at him pitifully and said, "You lost the bet?"

"No, I won the bet. ”

Xu Da was disappointed: "Then what kind of bad luck is this?"

Gou Or said with a sad face: "I held back, I held it for a long time! And then when I got home, I found that I didn't have a bowel movement anymore! I didn't have a bowel movement for more than ten days!"

The three of them looked at each other in shock.

This is really unlucky!

Gou or said sadly that he later went to Baicaotang to find a famous doctor to cure this disease, and after being cured, he left sequelae, that is, he injured his intestines.

Wang Qilin said: "You see, the bloody example is right in front of you, and you can't gamble in life." ”

Xu Da nodded in agreement: "That's right, I have a friend who gambles until his family dies." So in order to quit gambling, he swore that he would chop off a finger if he gambled again. ”

"Then has he succeeded in quitting gambling now?" Wang Qilin asked with concern.

Xu Da said: "Succeeded, right? He now has no fingers on both hands, and if he can't draw cards, he shouldn't be able to gamble." ”

Gou or said weakly: "My lord, didn't you come to check on my bad luck? Why did you talk about gambling?"

Wang Qilin nodded and asked, "Yes, I checked your matter." Then think about it, did you encounter anything unusual during the Chinese New Year and the first day of the new year? Did you provoke anyone?"

Gou Or scratched his head in embarrassment and said: "No, although I have a cheap mouth, I will not be cheap in front of anyone, and I will not talk nonsense when I meet someone who can't be provoked." ”

Wang Qilin thought about it, during the time they talked, Gou Or didn't offend the three of them in their mouths.

He looked at Xie Toad, Xie Toad shook his head in embarrassment, he was well-informed, but he had never seen such a thing.

Wang Qilin stood up and slowly circled around the room with his hands behind his back, and said, "This year has started to have bad luck, and it has been bad luck since the beginning of the new year." Chinese New Year, the first day of the Lunar New Year, this is a very important day, do you talk nonsense during the New Year? For example, do you say anything when you worship gods and ancestors?"

Gou He shook his head firmly: "How is it possible? I'm not stupid, how can I talk nonsense in front of the Bodhisattva and my ancestors? I dare to talk nonsense in front of acquaintances and acquaintances who have offended." ”

"And you talked nonsense in front of acquaintances?"

Gou or sneered: "When I meet a neighbor during the New Year's greetings, I always say a few jokes, right?"

Wang Qilin stared at him and said, "What have you said?"

Gou or said helplessly: "It's been more than half a year, and it was all unintentional at the time, how can the villain remember it?"

Xie Toad took out a pill and threw it to him: "This is the Awakening Pill, you close your eyes and try to think about what you said during the Chinese New Year's Eve and the first year of the new year, eat it when you think of something you can't think of, and then you will say what you think of." ”

Gou Or sat down obediently, he took a deep breath and closed his eyes to recall, and soon his brows furrowed.

After a while, he took the pill and said, "I told your daughter-in-law, you see that the fish you burned is the same as the one that her mother has cremated, so you are going to burn it directly to the ancestors......

"I said to my daughter, eat slowly, like a starving ghost reincarnated, your father and I have ever starved for you on weekdays? Eat less than two bites of braised pork, eat more meat, and have worms in your stomach......"

"I told Liu Laosi, the fourth child has a good New Year, and you are one year older, but it doesn't matter, you look old, one year older is better, and it is more in line with the facts......"

"I met Liu Neng, I said good New Year, is it inappropriate for me to ask this? Look at your bitter melon face, you know that you have a bad year, what's wrong, my son hasn't come back yet......"

“......”

When the words came out one after another, Xu Da's eyes straightened when he heard it: "This kind of person can live until now and has not been killed, I really should thank my ancestors for blessing." ”

Xie Toad also pinched his hand and read Immeasurable Tianzun: "If the old Taoist priest had such an acquaintance, it is estimated that he would have been poisoned and dumb a long time ago." ”

Gou Or continued to say: "I met Xiao Mang, and said dumb cub, why do you still laugh every day when your life is like this? What are you laughing at? Yo, give me back the way, give me New Year's greetings? Okay, then I will also give you New Year's greetings, I wish you bad luck this year, bad luck for a whole year, see if you can laugh like this again......

"Stop!" Xie toad snorted.

Gou He opened his eyes blankly, he remembered what he had just said, so he smiled and asked, "Uh, my lord, I'm me, my mouth is really stinky, huh?"

Xu Da was shocked and said: "It's stinky, brother, I said you don't count, it's just quite stinky? It's not very stinky, it's very stinky, you're farting upside down, it's stinky!"

Xie Toad said: "Don't talk nonsense, find the reason." ”

Wang Qilin said: "What did he say to Xiao Mang?"

Xie Toad nodded solemnly: "Not bad." ”

Hearing this conversation, Gou Or immediately jumped up, he was about to incarnate as Zu Anshen to spray, Wang Qilin waved his hand and slapped him first.

Gou or was stunned: "Lord Wang, why did you beat me, what did I do wrong?"

"I didn't make a mistake," Wang Qilin said, "It's just that I wanted to hit you just now, but what you've been recalling and saying, I can't interrupt your train of thought." ”

Xu Da asked, "In this way, the matter is related to Xiao Mang?"

Xie Toad said in a deep voice: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, I think I already know what's going on, let's go, go and ask Xiao Mang for a word." ”

Xiao Mang is still chatting with the old people under the tree, he can't speak but can also chat with people, using sign language.

The old people would more or less make a few clicks, and they were very happy to chat with him together.

Seeing Wang Qilin and the others coming out, Xiao Mang stood up and gestured at them with a smile, Xie Toad helped translate: "He asked us if we remember the way back, and if we want him to lead the way." ”

Wang Qilin smiled and waved his hand, and Xu said in embarrassment: "Seventh Master, this Xiao Mang doesn't seem to be a bad person, if he is making trouble behind his back, then what should we do?"

Xie Toad went up and gestured with Xiao Mang a few times, Xiao Mang laughed without hesitation, and then gestured at him as well.

He couldn't wait, he couldn't help but shout: "My lord, is it that Xiao Mang has caused me to be unlucky? He knows how to do evil arts, you can catch him!"

Wang Qilin slapped him again.

Gou or shrunk his head and stopped talking.

Wang Qilin slapped him again.

At this time, he was confused: "My lord, why are you still beating me?"

Wang Qilin said: "Smoke and play, don't be afraid, you didn't mess with me." ”

Xu Da rubbed his hands and said embarrassedly: "Seventh Master, I want to play too." ”

Xie Toad's communication with Xiao Mang was over, he turned around and said, "Xiao Mang can't hear people's words and can't speak, so do you know how he greets people's New Year?"

"When greeting the New Year, he will say festive words, but Xiao Mang is hard to speak, so he said in his heart that I will send you the same blessing. ”

Nowadays, whether people greet the New Year or encounter happy events, they say festive words to deal with, but they choose beautiful words to say, not to send sincere wishes, so even if God hears it, he will deal with it when he repays his wishes, and he will not sincerely repay his wishes. ”

"But Xiao Mang is different, he sincerely sent his wishes, and was heard by God!"

So if someone wishes him a smooth New Year, he wishes the other party a smooth sailing, and God blesses him as well. ”

"And what about you? You wish people a bad year, Xiao Mang returned this wish to you, God just repaid his wish! You must know that Xiao Mang's prayer is very pious, and God will be meticulous when he repays his wish!"

"So, your fortune this year was changed by God, one life, two luck and three feng shui, God personally changed your luck!