Chapter 056: Grandma is a real beauty
Fahai caressed the railing of the bluestone bridge with one hand, and in the water, a little monk in a white monk's robe had bewitching features, and the little monk's robe had a jade ring pinned to his left chest, and his hand was equipped with a dragon soul Buddha bead.
The ripples of water ripples, and there is a slender figure on the side of the little monk, a female benefactor in bold clothes, the female benefactor's skin is like ice and snow, her waist is like a snake, her facial features are perfect, and the corners of her dark lips are raised, which is extremely exquisite.
Fahai looked at the water and said, "People and ghosts have different paths, and they can't return together." β
The beautiful female benefactor smiled, "I said a long time ago that they are not suitable, but they don't believe it, they have to oppose me, and they also called Yan Chixia, the old dog thief, and now it's okay, Daomen has finally put an end to this evil fate." β
Fa Hai said, "If Nie Xiaoqian really marries Montenegro, maybe there won't be so many things, right, grandma." β
Speaking of this, Fahai looked back, and a plainly dressed maid was standing beside Fahai, the maid looked innocent, and a pair of shallow dimples appeared on her cheeks when she smiled, and she wanted people to twist her cheeks.
Didn't you bring Fahai into the banquet before, and asked Fahai if he had a maid?
The maid Lori tilted her head and said, "When did you see that I was grandma?"
Fahai said, "You give me the waiter who leads the way, and the poor monk will see at a glance that you are not human." β
The maid Lori sat on the railing of the stone bridge, shook her calves, and said to herself, "None of the guys here are human! Isn't it normal that I'm not human? Just rely on this to say that I'm grandma, little master, your excuse is not enough." β
Fahai turned around and stood at the head of the stone bridge, pointing to the Nuoda Qingshan Road, "When the poor monk came here for the first time, I saw the terrain like the green mountains on the left and right, I found that it was very much like a tree, but this tree was flat, you see that the crown of the tree, is it like a mountain, the flat place of the mountain villa is not like a tree trunk, and those branches and paths are not like a tree trunk and branches......"
The maid Lori tilted her head and said, "Don't say it, according to what you say, I still think it's really like a tree! But, monk, you can't say that it looks like me! At the beginning, everyone saw Yan Chixia kill the tree demon grandma!"
Fahai smiled, "Yan Chixia killed or not, this is Yan Chixia's matter, the poor monk only believes what he sees." β
The maid Lori sneered, "So, do you think I'm the original Dryad Grandma?"
Fahai said, "Yes, yes, no, what the monk is talking about is a firm believer and listen!"
The maid Lori waved her hand and said, "Okay, even if it's me, then you answer me, if I didn't die, why didn't I kill Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian, but let this pair of ghosts and pee on my head?"
Fahai paced and said, "Demons are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong." If the demon becomes famous, it will be the same as a pig raising fat, and there will be a lot of trouble. Grandma, when you are alive, no, it should be when you are in the limelight, your reputation is shocking, there is no one in the surrounding places for eight hundred miles, in this way, it will be difficult for you to forage for food, and there are often some famous and decent cultivators who are looking for trouble every day with the idea of killing you to become famous, you must have suffered enough for this reputation, you must have always wanted to get rid of this notoriety, and at this time Yan Chixia and Ning Caichen Nie Xiaoqian came, taking the opportunity, you pretended to lose to that Yan Chixia, lurked, and then began to let Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian be in charge, and you ran your own business behind the scenesγ β
"Over the years, without you, there have been a lot fewer decent people who come here to find trouble, and there are a lot more people. β
"You're getting bigger and bigger, and you're getting more comfortable. β
Listening to Fahai's words, Lori couldn't raise her head with a smile, "You are such an interesting monk, you actually said what Grandma and I said in my heart clearly, clearly, to be honest, if I want to find a Taoist couple, I must find someone like you, with a bewitching appearance, Huigen is against the sky, and it is also a set of men who break up crooked truths, which is too charming." β
Fahai looked at Lori's little hand close at hand, raised his left hand, opened his five fingers, and said in a gentle voice, "Evil barrier, show up!"
Fahai's five fingers are open, it is the mighty Tianlong, and the dragon is shaking for hundreds of miles!
Above the five fingers, one after another terrifying golden light Buddha dragons rushed out, each golden light Buddha dragon turned into a few meters long, and the mighty hundred dragons smashed towards the charming little Lori.
"Hahaβshow up, show up!"
Under the dragon shock, the hundred dragons directly smashed the stone bridge of Nuoda, Fahai stood at the head of the broken bridge, facing the demon shore, a beautiful female goblin, dressed in ink-colored Liulan, jade bones, eyebrows and eyes, infinite style.
Beauty, painting skin and painting is difficult to paint bones.
Looking at her grandmother's original appearance, Nie Xiaoqian was nothing compared to her.
Grandma's jade bones are natural, and her temperament is already uncontrollable, and a smile is enough to make any man worship under the pomegranate skirt!
Grandma is a real beauty!
At this moment, only a black shadow was seen in the sky, and Yimei Dao Chang and Ding Xiu fell.
The Daoist with one eyebrow looked at the banshee with a slender fairy on the other side and said, "Mage, who is she!"
Ding Xiu wiped the corners of his mouth, "This woman must be very moist." β
Fa Hai said, "This is the real demon king of Lan Ruoshan, the tree demon grandma who was once able to fight with Yan Chixia!"
Hearing this, Yimei's eyes were serious, "Fahai, didn't this grandma have already been killed, why is she still alive?"
"Fake death!" Fa Hai said, "The body of the tree demon grandma is a willow tree, and what the willow tree is best at is that a branch can live, if the tree demon grandma is not completely burned, it will not be killed, Yan Chixia did not kill it back then, plus Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian's lax vigilance against idiots over the years, our grandma has been able to grow to this extent in such a short time, it's just that the muffled voice to make a fortune ends here, today, the poor monk will definitely let you go to the Elysium!"
Listening to Fahai's words, Ding Xiu's face on one side was a little hot, "Fahai, you, calm down, okay, this is the tree demon grandma, Yan Chixia can't be killed, Yan Chixia has no cultivation, when she fought with grandma, she was already a powerful child, and we can't be grandma's opponent." β
Yimei Dao Chang also said, "Mage, your heart to kill the demon, Poor Dao can understand, but this demon is too big, we still have to think about it in the long run, Poor Dao thinks, it is better to retreat now, go back and recruit people to come to her for trouble." β
"Go back, impossible!" Fahai took a step forward, the monk's robe hunting, "The poor monk is going to turn this demon today!"
As he spoke, Fahai's double eyes and true fireworks shone out, and he shouted loudly, "Glazed Pure Land, World-Honored Dizang, Yanggang Buddhism, Pudu Sentient Beings!
The fairy lady smiled and said, "I said, where did the monk come from so much, and his feelings are from the Pure Land Buddha Sect!
"Fierce or not, you can try it and find out! Get out of the way, the poor monk will definitely temper this old demon today!"
"Okay, you thief bald donkey, you don't take the way of life that grandma gave you, you have to die, then grandma will give you a death today!
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