Wang Qilin returned to the post house and handed over the electric switch to Xu Da, and the electric switch was energetic again, and immediately flew to Xu Da's head to show off his might.

Xu Da was also very angry, especially after Shen Yi found out that this crow always liked to stand on top of his head and said, "Amitabha, it's a pity that the thing is not green. ”

Black Bean, who got up and went for a morning run to lose weight, stopped and said, "Wouldn't it be okay to dye it green?"

Shen Yi: "Yes, good idea." ”

Xu Da carried Jiuliu on his shoulder, and Jiuliu habitually hugged his forehead with his front paws and put his mouth on his head, so the electric switch stood on Jiuliu's dog head again.

Seeing this, Wang Qilin laughed, where are you nesting dolls here?

Xu Da is also a person with ideas, he pierced the official hat full of needles, and then beckoned to the electric switch: "Come, little baby, continue to stand on the uncle's head." ”

The switch was a very cunning bird, and it pondered for a moment to stand on its head.

As a result, his foot slipped and fell, so that Shen Yi was caught......

Shen Yi didn't pity the jade, he found a rope to tie one of the claws of the switch, and the switch finally had nothing to do, and it died down.

Wang Qilin asked Xu Da to release another crow and send a message to Li Ta, Ma Qingfeng and others, asking them to lead their strong soldiers to prepare to besiege Shanzao Township again.

He went to Wu Hanlin again in the morning and told him the situation, and this time Wu Hanlin attached great importance to his opinion.

In his opinion, it is not feasible for Du Gongzi to find someone to kill and carry out terrorist attacks at the New Year's Fair, Du Gongzi dares to do this, and the khans of the first-line tribes outside the Saiwai are the first to let him go, because once the border heroes of the New Han Dynasty retaliate against the Saiwai, it is the people of the first-line tribes who will be injured.

But if Du Gongzi wants to find the entrance to Xinyin Road and transfer to Uehara Fuzhong to create the tragedy of the night walk of a hundred ghosts in Fucheng, he believes this.

The remnants of the previous dynasty have been in the Central Plains for a longer time than this dynasty, and they do know some little-known secrets in the land of Kyushu, as early as the beginning of the founding of this dynasty, they have not used such means to make trouble.

Wang Qilin said that he needed reinforcements to round up Du Gongzi, so Wu Hanlin found Du Wei, the highest military governor of the county, and mobilized the only cavalry in the city from him.

The cavalry commander is called Zheng Guangliang, who is a tun cavalry captain, Wang Qilin once met with him in the Langtuo Temple, when Liu Bo led the troops to deal with the Wu clan, it was this tun cavalry captain.

As a result, not only was the Wu clan not dealt with by them, but Wu Hanlin was promoted to become the chief scoop of the county, and Zheng Guangliang has been very depressed this month.

He was very worried that Wu Hanlin would settle accounts after the fall.

Although he was only carrying out Liu Bo's orders at the beginning, and it was understandable that he would send troops, who cares? People only care about what you have done to you, and will not care about your motives for doing these things.

So when Wu Hanlin took up the position of acting county guard, Zheng Guangliang always wanted to find an opportunity to show his loyalty.

It's a pity that he didn't find this opportunity, or Wu Hanlin didn't give him a chance.

Therefore, when he received Wu Hanlin's order to help Wang Qilin this time, he felt that he had found an opportunity to show his loyalty, and immediately patted Wang Qilin's chest and said that he would definitely do his best to cooperate:

"Lord Wang, you will treat me as one of your wrestlers, and you will send me as you want!"

Because the rank of the lieutenant of the tun cavalry is higher than that of the iron lieutenant, and because he is in charge of the most powerful cavalry in the imperial court, the actual status of this official position is much higher than the rank.

It's a pity that no matter how high he is, he can't be as high as the county guard, and Zheng Guangliang knows that Wang Qilin is Wu Hanlin's henchman: he is one of the few people who knows the secret that Liu Bo was brought down by Wang Qilin.

Wang Qilin was modest and low-key, he hugged his fists and said: "Lord Captain is really polite, with your cooperation with this official, the official has much confidence in this operation." ”

He and Zheng Guangliang negotiated around the map, Zheng Guangliang's cavalry did not enter Shanzao Township, there was a valley next to Shanzao Township, and he would station his troops in the valley, so that if it was necessary to attack Shanzao Township, the cavalry could rush over with all their might.

The soldiers are strong and the horses are strong, and the preparations are abundant, and on the twenty-third day of the lunar month, Wang Qilin first took Xie Toad and Xu Da to set off.

The twenty-third year of the lunar month is a small year, and he will not be able to spend the new year with his parents this year.

When they set off firecrackers during the New Year, they rode out of the city, behind them was a lively sound of firecrackers and the sound of children cheering.

Wang Qilin glanced back and said, "This year's New Year, I want the people to be happier than today, and I want Shangyuan Mansion to be even more lively than today!"

Xu laughed and said, "Seventh Master, you must be able to do it! Maybe Du Gongzi has indeed been killed by us?"

Wang Qilin shook his head and said: "The lesson of the Zhao family brothers is right in front of us, we must be careful and cautious in doing things in the future, and be more cautious! If I don't see Du Gongzi's body, I will never think that he is dead!"

Xie Toad nodded and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Seventh Master's idea is right. ”

Wang Qilin galloped on his horse and said, "By the way, Dao Master, let me ask you one thing, what is the piano snake? Why didn't I find this kind of snake in the classics?"

Xie Toad smiled and said: "This snake is rare, and it is not orthodox, so naturally there are few classic records. "The Classic of Mountains and Seas, the Great Wilderness North Classic" has clouds, and in the great wilderness, there are mountains called not salty, there are insects and beasts with heads and snake bodies, and the names are piano insects. ”

"These insects have the body of a beast's head and a snake, also known as mercury worms, because their bodies are white and phosphorus-free, and their bodies look delicate, but in fact they are extremely tough, and their skin is smooth and invulnerable, as if they were made of mercury. ”

"The piano snake is the piano worm?" Xu Da asked.

Xie Toad said: "No, the piano snake has the blood of the piano worm, and the snake is very lewd, have you heard this? ”

"This snake is the strongest of the snakes, fierce temperament, the body is as hard as steel but can become soft, so it is often held in the hands of people as weapons, when they are soft like a long whip, when they are hard like a spear, inhalation can become thicker and exhalation can become thinner, and the mouth can spew venom, it is impossible to prevent it. ”

Xu Da suddenly became energetic: "This thing can be soft and hard, can be lengthened and thickened, and can spray things outward...... Hiss, and fierce?"

Xie Toad suddenly fell silent.

He is pleading guilty to the Sanqing Dao Ancestor, and after being with Xu Da for a long time, I am afraid that he will pollute the pure Dao heart, which is really a sin.

Wang Qilin laughed and asked again: "Do you know that a small insect is as beautiful as a jade carving, and its whole body is almost transparent, but it only has one eye?"

He took the worm out of his arms and showed it to Xie Toad.

Xie Toad took a closer look, and his face showed a rare blank look: "Hey, what kind of insect is this?"

The little insect nodded rhythmically in the wind, and when he heard Xie Toad say, "Huh", it also screamed.

Wang Qilin already knew that the cry of this little insect was he, and it would only shout he, so its name was ten.

Xie Toad shook his head hesitantly and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the old Taoist priest is also the first time to see this strange insect, does it have any magical powers?"

Wang Qilin guessed: "It seems to be able to control poisonous snakes, but I'm not sure, I got this little worm by accident, and I don't know what its skills are." ”

The little insect couldn't help nodding in the wind, and his chubby body swayed rhythmically.

When Xie Toad saw it, he smacked his lips and said, "It can control poisonous snakes, so could it be the legendary dragon? What do you see it doing now? Is this resisting the wind?"

The insect is really crazy when it sees the wind, and it may be an exaggeration to say that it is fighting the wind, but it is okay to say that it is very interested in the wind.

Wang Qilin knows that this is an ancient poisonous snake that likes to hide in deep water.

It is described in the "Narrative of Differences": the dragon has turned into a dragon for five hundred years, the dragon has turned into a dragon for a thousand years, the dragon has been a horned dragon for five hundred years, and it has been a dragon for a thousand years.

It is also a dragon species, and it is different from the side dragon species such as the raccoon and the baxia, it can really turn into a dragon in the end, so it has the habits of a dragon since childhood, such as resisting the wind and escaping the water.

If the Creation Furnace really refines a snake, then Wang Qilin's wave is a blood gain, and the dragon can eventually turn into a dragon snake, which is even more domineering than a snake.

But he then calculated, it would take three thousand years for this little thing to turn into a dragon, so how many years would he live?

The answer is obvious, when Shihe turns into Ying Long, his grave is estimated to be gone......

However, Xie Toad was not sure of Shihe's identity, and he said that he would go to someone to ask him in the future, and he might be able to find the answer.

Hurry up, they went to Maqiao County first.

Maqiao County also set off a lot of firecrackers at noon, and the county town was filled with a faint smell of gunsmoke, which smelled very good, because this is the smell of the New Year.

There were naughty children setting off firecrackers at the mouth of the alley outside the post house, they were very bad, they got fresh cow dung and horse dung wrapped in paper, and when they saw people coming, they put the dung at the intersection, and then lit a firecracker inside.

When firecrackers go off, pedestrians are often blown up in feces if they don't pay attention.

The pedestrians who suffered were furious, but they saw that these naughty children were brightly dressed and knew that they came from a large family, so they did not dare to do anything, so they could only scold from afar.

And their anger is a reward for their pranks in the eyes of the urchins, and all they want is to be scolded.

Some people did not scold them after being bombed, but took out copper baht and gave them a reward: "You are so powerful, you really have a way, I didn't dare to set off firecrackers like this when I was a child, oh, this is a reward for you, a reward for your courage." ”

The naughty boys set off firecrackers even more unscrupulously.

Until Wang Qilin passed by on horseback.

As soon as the firecrackers went off, the horses stood up in panic.

Wang Qilin's riding skills were ordinary, and when he saw that he couldn't control the horse, he immediately waved his hand on the horse's neck and jumped backwards.

Without the shelter of a horse, his robe would inevitably be stained with a little cow dung.

The naughty boy laughed merrily.

Wang Qilin also laughed.

The horse rider originally held back the fire because he couldn't spend the New Year at home with his parents Suisui today, but now that the fire is taking the initiative to come to the door, can he not be happy?

Xu Da and Xie Toad rushed to the horse, and Wang Qilin pointed at the naughty boy and said, "Seventh Master, arrest people, don't let any of them go!"

The naughty boys were not afraid, the leading naughty boy was about ten years old, and he was already very sensible, he looked at Xu Da's official robe and shouted: "You are a wrestler, you touch me and try, I let my father remove your official!"

Xu Da slapped him on the spot and died if he tried.

Seeing that the eldest brother in the lead was slapped to the ground, the other naughty boys panicked, and some naughty children shouted: "You dare to beat Brother Qiao'er, Brother Qiao'er's father is a big seal!"

Wang Qilin said with a smile: "It turned out to be the cub of the Ma Qingfeng family, this can be regarded as our listening to the children of the Heavenly Eunuch?" Alas, the son is not the fault of the godfather, I can't watch the children of the Heavenly Prison grow crooked, come, all of them will be arrested for me and let them stand in a circle." ”

The teenagers collected a lot of horse manure from the post house horse pen, and Wang Qilin's mount was so frightened just now that it was also soaked, it would be hot.

So Wang Qilin piled all the horse manure together, collected all the firecrackers on the children, and said with a smile: "Bear children, the official master will teach you to play a new game today, called high-five horse manure!"

Xu Da pulled Brother Qiao up and stuffed the dizzy naughty boy into the team.

Wang Qilin explained: "Next, you have to listen to my applause, and then pass this soaked horse manure down, understand? ”

The naughty boys looked at them in dazed and frightened eyes, and Xu Dameng glared: "Do you understand?"

"Listen, understand. The urchins cried out in fright, and their timid mouths began to cry.

"Be careful, don't get rid of it, whoever drops it will have to eat it. Wang Qilin smiled and handed a bubble of horse manure to a naughty boy, this horse manure is wrapped in paper, so it is not dirty or disgusting to hold in his hand.

The urchin took the horse manure freely, and he felt that the punishment was not severe, so the expression on his face was relaxed.

Seeing this, the electric switch quacked and screamed: Little fool, it seems that you don't know the sinister society either?

Sure enough, Wang Qilin immediately inserted a whip into it......

The naughty boy shouted: "Official, master, don't whip, horse manure is stained on the new clothes for the New Year, my mother will beat me!"

Wang Qilin rubbed his little brain affectionately and said, "If your mother doesn't beat you, what will the official ask you to play this game for?"

Xu Dayi shook the fire fold and said: "Listen to the applause, the applause should be passed down quickly, and you are not allowed to fall to the ground, otherwise you will have to eat it!"

All the children grinned and cried.

Xu Da lit the firecrackers, and Wang Qilin began to applaud: "Understand the applause!"

The naughty boy passed the horror to his companions, and his little friend turned to run, but Xu Da raised the mace, which was taller than the urchins.

The urchin cried and carefully passed the horse manure, and then:

"Bang!"

The urchins formed a circle, so the rain and dew were almost evenly wet, but some of them were grinning and crying, so they would eat, and some of them were grinning and eating more.

Wang Qilin took out another firecracker and said, "Come on, the second game!"

The naughty boys cried and went home, each looking for their mother.

The leading urchin went in the direction of the post house.

He pushed open the door and went in crying, and a roar sounded in the post house: "What's wrong with Brother Qiao? Who bullied you?"

Brother Qiao pointed out the door, and a big man came out viciously.

Then he fell to his knees.

Wang Qilin helped him up and said: "Don't kneel, this bear child can develop to this day is indispensable to your credit, so you will also play me a game of applause and horse dung for the bear child later." ”

Soon Leprosy, Lux, and the stars all heard the news, and there was a young woman with a charming face and a plump body.

When the young woman saw the stains on her son's face and clothes, she was distressed and asked, "Brother Qiao'er, what's going on? Didn't you blow up pedestrians with horse dung outside?"

Wang Qilin was furious when he heard this.

He also thought that it was the bear children who did their own wrongs, but it turned out that the adults knew about it and let them bully the people!

The anger is rolling.

Ma Qingfeng's scalp suddenly became numb, and he hurriedly whispered: "Shut up, you stupid bitch!"

He hurriedly stepped up and clasped his fists and saluted: "I have seen Lord Wang, Lord Wang, which gust of wind blew you here?"

Wang Qilin ignored him, but squatted down to look at the wrestler kneeling on the ground and said, "Brother, your fate is good, you don't need to play the game of horse manure today, but fate is going to play a more cruel game with you." ”

He walked into the post house and went to the lobby to sit down, and Ma Qingfeng led his Xiaoyin, Lux and Youxing to stand tremblingly under the hall.

Wang Qilin asked in a friendly voice, "Do you all know that this kid is playing tricks on the people who pass by with horse dung and cow dung outside?"

Ma Qingfeng didn't dare to speak, and hurriedly gave his subordinates a look.

A wandering star stubbornly said: "Hui Wang, who of us, we have never played this kind of trick when we were children? ”

Wang Qilin looked at Xu Da and asked, "Did you ever play such a trick when you were a child?"

Xu Da said: "I played, but I was sued at my house, and then on the first day of the new year, my father beat my ass and bloomed." ”

Wang Qilin said: "This is the difference, all the children in the city will play such tricks, but the children's parents will teach them, what about you?"

Ma Qingfeng said in a deep voice: "Please rest assured, Lord Wang, I will definitely teach this little rabbit a good lesson!"

Wang Qilin said: "The official believes that you will do this, but this time they were caught by the official by the official as a demon outside, and you have to teach him a lesson, what about when he was not caught by the official before?"

Ma Qingfeng said: "I swear here, I will strictly discipline the dog in the future!"

Wang Qilin sighed and said: "My Lord Ma, Uncle Ma, don't you still understand what this official means? This is not a question of how to teach children, but a question of how you treat the common people!"

"Until now, you have all thought that this official is making a big fuss, right? Do you think that it is not just a child setting off firecrackers to tease a few poor people? This is also worth raising the teacher to scold us?

Ma Qingfeng hurriedly said: "No, no, Lord Wang, the lowly position already knows where his problem is, and the lowly position is indeed ...... to the common people."

Wang Qilin waved his hand to interrupt him: "You treat the common people as fish and meat, I heard that the Heavenly Prison was set up by the imperial court to kill demons and protect the people, and you should protect the water, soil and people on one side." ”

"Of course, you all understand this kind of truth, and what the official said is in vain, and your attitude towards the people will not change because of the official's criticism. ”

Ma Qingfeng said: "Lord Wang's words are serious, the lowly rank will never take your words as a deaf ear, your golden and jade good words, the lowly rank must be kept in mind! If you dare to connive at your children to bully the people in the future, I would like to ask your lord to punish you with a heavy punishment, and the lowly rank will never dare to complain!"

It's a good attitude.

The good ones are a bit excessive.

Wang Qilin knew that he was not able to convince the public when he was the iron lieutenant of Shangyuan Mansion, and he did solve several major cases neatly, but the inside information of some major cases could not be announced to the public.

In this way, he walked a little too fast from Youxing all the way to the Iron Captain of the Upper Plains Mansion, and became the Iron Captain of a county city in less than a year, in fact, many big and small seals were not convinced by him.

He thought that Ma Qingfeng was not convinced in his heart.

And today, the entry point of his reprimand for the group is that Ma Qingfeng's son used cow dung and horse dung to blow up passers-by, this kind of thing is nothing to the children of the official family and the descendants of the squire, it stands to reason that Ma Qingfeng and his subordinates should feel that he is making a big fuss, and he should be able to make two sentences without yin or yang.

But no, Leprosy's attitude of admitting mistakes is very good.

Why?

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon!

Wang Qilin quickly found a thread from the mystery: Ma Qingfeng or the Maqiao County Post Office should have made some mistakes, or offended him, so he put his posture so low now!

But what did they go wrong?

Wang Qilin immediately divided his thoughts into two paths: the first road was whether something happened in Maqiao County, and Ma Qingfeng did not handle it well and caused trouble;

The first road is no problem, he reads the records of the tricks sent by the counties and townships every day, and the recent cases in Maqiao County are very ordinary, and there is no big problem.

The second way—what did I tell him to do? It seems that it was just the last time I caught a beggar trafficker named Gao Hai in Shanzao Township......

He was shocked in his heart, and suddenly got up and shouted, "What about the beggar trafficker?"

Including the leprosy, everyone in the hall showed a look of horror!

Ma Qingfeng's lips moved, and he lowered his head and said ashamedly: "Dereliction of duty, after the beggar trafficker was brought back to the post house, he didn't know how to run away!"

Wang Qilin slapped the table and shouted, "Rice buckets!

He looked at Xie Toad and Xu Da and said heavily: "That beggar is fake, otherwise how can an ordinary beggar escape from the post house?

Xie Toad reacted and said, "Du Gongzi is indeed not dead, that beggar is likely to be pretended by Du Gongzi!"

Ma Qingfeng knew the identity of Du Gongzi, and when he heard this, his whole body was about to explode!

Originally, he just felt that he hadn't seen a human trafficker, and the officials at all levels in Shangyuan Mansion knew that Wang Qilin hated human traffickers the most, so he was worried that this matter would attract Wang Qilin's punishment, and his previous attitude of admitting his mistake was so good.

As a result, now when he heard that it might be a felony in the court, his mentality suddenly collapsed!

Mother's son can't be so sad, right?