Chapter 667, Good Wine
Tang Jiusheng put down the dishes and chopsticks, and stared at the red-faced man's unkempt hair, as well as the black cloth strip tied on his head and the white crescent moon on the black cloth strip for a while, and then said unhurriedly: "Speak human words!"
The fat man who threw a copper coin to the red-faced man still lowered his head and continued to gobble up, and if he wanted to fight, he had to eat and fight again, and even if the sky fell, he had to eat and die again. Life events, eating first, this is the motto of the fat man. Besides, there is an old brother Tang sitting in front of him, a dignified Wei Wang, a first-grade master, with him in charge, what is there to be afraid of? Just that bluffing red-faced man in the second-grade realm, the fat man doesn't care about him at all, and the fat man and I can beat him with half my body.
The red-faced man slapped the table, pointed at Tang Jiusheng with his halberd, and shouted: "Tang Jiusheng! Don't think that you can do whatever you want in Jiannan Dao! Our Demon Heaven Holy Sect once sent an envoy to ask you to join my Great Demon Heaven Sect as the deputy sect leader, but you actually bullied the weak, injured our sect's right envoy Gu Ruoxu and the Dharma Protector Aguqi, and openly insulted our Demon Sect as a mountain of beasts, the sect leader and his old man were very angry, and specially ordered me to wait to collect you back to the mountain to ask for your guilt!" If you know each other, come with us back to the mountains to see the head of my family, and perhaps the master of the sect will still be able to forgive your sins!"
The fat man heard the red-faced man mention that Gu Ruoxu and Aguqi were beaten in the palace, swallowed the elbow chewed in his mouth, turned his head and pursed his lips, and said with a disdainful expression: "Just Gu Ruoxu and Aguqi's two wastes, also worthy of our prince's shot?" Tell you, those two wastes were beaten by the fat man, and the two of them dared to poison Cheng Long, the steward of the palace, and spoke disrespectfully in front of our prince, so the fat man cleaned them up. What a bullshit deputy sect leader, he is still a treasure, it is not uncommon to ask the fat master to do it, let alone our prince!"
Tang Jiusheng laughed and said, "Why, are you Demon Heaven Sect so confident? Under the rule of this king, Jiannan Dao still dares to openly provoke me! What is the so-called 'don't think that you can do whatever you want in Jiannan Dao', you are talking about King Wei, and you are the same as controlling Jiannan Dao! Is the position of the deputy sect leader of your Demon Heaven Sect very remarkable? After the Demon Heaven Sect was surrounded and suppressed by decent people a hundred years ago, half of them died in battle, half surrendered, and those who surrendered were either sent to the northern frontier to build cities and garrisons, or imprisoned to death, it was already a thing of the past, do you still want to resurrect the ashes?"
The red-faced man suddenly became excited, and said loudly: "Tang Jiusheng, you only know one thing, but you don't know the other, you are just a prince in the Great Shang Country, and I am afraid that there will be hundreds of large and small princes in the Great Shang Country! But there is only one deputy sect leader of our Demon Heaven Sect! Besides, the sect leader of my family does not want you to give up the position of prince, but that you can continue to be your prince, and at the same time be the deputy sect leader of our Demon Heaven Sect!"
Tang Jiusheng unceremoniously interrupted the red-faced man's words, "I asked you what your name is and what your position is in the Demon Sect, but you haven't answered my question for a long time. Even a cat and a dog have to have a name, don't you have a name, or your name is too ugly, are you embarrassed to tell others? Why, are your Demon Heaven Sect very remarkable? Squatting on a broken mountain and gathering thousands of people, you think you can run rampant in the world? You tell your sect leader Gong Chengping to come down the mountain and try it, so that he won't be beaten to death!"
The red-faced man said: "Lao Tzu's name is Pang Renxing, and he is one of the ten messengers of the Guardian Sect in the Demon Heaven Sect, this time I am on the order of the sect leader, and I will accompany our sect left envoy Duan Fourteen to come and ask you to go up the mountain to be the deputy sect leader! Since the defeat of our Demon Heaven Sect, we have endured humiliation for hundreds of years, and finally rose again under the leadership of the new sect master, we will obey the will of the demon lord, and we will definitely dominate the world!"
Tang Jiusheng picked up a bowl of tea and splashed it casually, the red-faced man named Pang Renxing obviously saw the tea spilled, but his body seemed to be frozen, he couldn't dodge it, and his face was all over the face. Tang Jiusheng said coldly: "Go back and tell your family master, tell him to keep his own and squat in the Thousand Demon Mountain, don't think that practicing a martial saint will be angry, thinking that he wants to run rampant in the world, if he dares to take the Demon Sect down the mountain again, this king guarantees that he is a hundred times more miserable than the Demon Heaven Sect a hundred years ago, but the last time he exterminated the Demon Sect, the court did not send troops!"
The diners on the second floor of Yuqing Restaurant were shocked, Tang Jiusheng, Lord Wang, my God, Weiwang Weifu has come to our Jianbei County for a private visit! Several tables of diners put down their chopsticks excitedly and looked at Tang Jiusheng, especially those scholars who wanted to come over to pay a salute, Tang Jiusheng waved his hand, "You don't have to be polite, since this king is a private visit, there is not so much red tape, otherwise why doesn't this king go with a guard of honor?" But those scholars still knelt down, and more than half of the guests at the other four or five tables knelt down.
A middle-aged scholar in a gray robe kowtowed solemnly to Tang Jiusheng, and said excitedly: "Lord Wang, since the prince came to Jiannan, quelled the bandits, and punished the corrupt officials, the people's lives have finally settled down. Our Jianbei County has built a shrine for the prince, just to thank the prince! My old man has said many times that if he is lucky enough to see the prince himself, he must kowtow to the prince a few more times on behalf of his old man, and thank the prince for bringing peace to the people of Jiannan!"
Tang Jiusheng looked at Cheng Zifei, Cheng Zifei understood, immediately got up, and helped the scholars up one by one, Tang Jiusheng smiled and said: "You don't have to thank me, since I came to Jiannan Dao and became the prince here, it is my responsibility to govern the entire Jiannan Dao well, whether it is to suppress bandits or punish stolen officials, if the people's life is not good, everyone will scold me for the corpse vegetarian meal, the so-called gold and silver cups are not as good as the people's reputation, gold and silver awards, not as good as the people's praise." ”
Pang Renxing sat on the chair, and was horrified to find that he couldn't move at all, and the internal force and qi in the dantian couldn't be lifted at all. Pang Renxing said in a trembling voice: "Tang Jiusheng, what did you do to me, why can't I move?"
Tang Jiusheng sat on the chair and sneered: "Yo? It's just that you can't move! Why, just now, you were still talking about the big heroes and heroes who can sweep the entire rivers and lakes and dominate the martial arts, and you are scared like this? Since you are so cowardly, how can you be worthy of the heavy responsibility of the ten envoys of the Demon Sect, and how can you sweep the entire martial arts with your sect master! I see that your family leader knows the way you are now, and he has to be so angry that he will pull you out and cut you down, this is too embarrassing for the Demon Heaven Sect!"
The fat man put down his chopsticks, raised his head from the food, and laughed gloatingly: "What kind of Ten Emissaries of the Demon Heaven Sect, don't you even know how to suppress the qi machine?"
Pang Renxing sat on the chair, sweating profusely, and couldn't even shake his head if he wanted to, so he could only shout loudly: "Don't lie to me! Although I have not entered the realm of the first grade, I can be regarded as well-informed! The suppression of the qi machine is just that people cannot lift the qi machine, but I can't move my whole body, where is this just the suppression of the qi machine? What kind of means is this to promote the puppet! Tang Jiusheng, you are the dignified prince of the Great Shang Kingdom, and for a person like me who does not even have a single grade of martial arts, you can't use this kind of indiscriminate means!"
There is a kind of witchcraft in southern Xinjiang, called Tizong puppeteer, which is a method of using Gu and hypnosis to treat people, very vicious, once hit, the person who is regarded as a puppet will be worse than death, and the whole body is controlled in the hands of the spellcaster, not only can be manipulated at will, but also can absorb the internal force of the puppet, and become a puppet person, even if he is lucky enough to get out of the control of the spell caster in the future, he has become a waste person. Of course, if you can get rid of the control of the caster at the beginning of becoming a puppet, it won't hurt much.
As a kind of evil art, the puppet has been a sensation, so that the two martial arts in the north and south have heard the wind and change, and many martial arts people have been planted in the hands of these men, especially the Demon Heaven Sect, which is itself a demon sect, and the sect leader and some of the sect members are also proficient in evil arts.
Tang Jiusheng laughed loudly, the tiles on the roof of the restaurant shook, a maid brought over a small silver basin, Tang Jiusheng washed his hands in the basin, and then reached out to take the blue towel handed over by a maid, wiped his hands, and threw out the towel in his hand, the blue towel swirled lightly in the air, covering Pang Renxing's head, this time, Pang Renxing not only couldn't move, but even his eyes were blindfolded, and he couldn't see anything, Pang Renxing's heart was even more anxious. Tang Jiusheng smiled and said, "What are you mentioning puppets, is it rare for this king to use such evil arts?"
Pang Renxing was covered in a towel, his heart was pounding with fright, and Pang Renxing roared hoarsely: "Tang Jiusheng! There is a saying in Dashang, it is called Shike can be killed and cannot be humiliated, what do you want to do to me? Come, you can draw a line, even if it is a martial arts competition! I know that you are strong in martial arts, but I can compete with you, even if I lose in your hands, I will be convinced, but you are a dignified prince, and you must not use this kind of evil art to harm me! There are so many people watching this restaurant, if you use evil arts, others will spread it!"
Tang Jiusheng smiled and leaned back and ordered: "Fat man, go and cut off his tongue, lest he shout and scream there and ruin the reputation of this king!"
The fat man agreed, took out a knife from his arms, and said with a smile: "Rabbit cub, you have insulted our prince for a long time, let the fat man put some blood out for you, so that you can have a long memory! Our prince is a dignified gentleman, how can he practice the evil art you said?" The fat man took the knife and pinched Pang Renxing's mouth with his left hand, pretending to be about to go under the knife, the fat man knew that Tang Jiusheng was trying to scare Pang Renxing. Pang Renxing's pants immediately got wet.
Tang Jiusheng sneered, "How can this king's kung fu be understood by a toad like you who squats in a ravine and sits in a well and watches the sky? How much internal force can a person like you absorb? This king can't look down on it! Don't say it's you, but what about your sect leader? Sitting alone on a poor mountain, arrogant, he really thinks that the world is in his hands? The Demon Heaven Sect a hundred years ago was more than ten times stronger than it is today, and it hasn't been exterminated?" Central Plains martial arts, masters are like leeks, cut a stubble and a stubble, there will be countless masters emerging, how can you be a little demon sect to dominate?"
Pang Renxing's tongue was pinched in the fat man's hand, and he could only wail inarticulately: "Prince, prince, the little one knows that it's wrong! Ask the prince to let the little one go! The little one is just a messenger, who opens the way for the left envoy, if the prince wants to compete and learn, you can find my left envoy, the little one knows that the prince is powerful, and the small one is a rice bucket! It's not worth the prince's own hands! Don't keep the tongue in the small mouth, I can pass the word for the prince!"
The fat man was overjoyed, and deliberately frightened him: "No! If you knew today, why bother in the first place! Since the prince is angry and says that he wants to cut off your tongue, then the fat man must cut off your tongue! Let you chew the root of your tongue again!"
Pang Renxing mourned: "Fat man, fat man, my own grandfather! The small one is just such a tongue, if you cut it, it will be gone, and it will not be good for you to cut my tongue, I will give you a thousand taels of silver, buy my tongue, just ask the fat man and the prince to let me go, I will go back and build a shrine for the prince, the prince is my reborn parents!"
As soon as the fat man heard that he had made money, he was even happier and asked with a smile: "Where is your 1,000 taels of silver? Don't let me let you go, if you get me again, it won't work! Fat man, I can eat anything, but I can't suffer losses, you must know that the fat master's nickname does not suffer losses! You hand over the silver first, and then I will consider letting your prince release you!"
Pang said: "Fat man, my silver is in my arms, you can take it out as soon as you reach out!"
The fat man reached out and touched Pang Renxing's arms, and sure enough, he took out two silver tickets, both of which were five hundred taels of silver. The fat man saw the silver ticket, his eyes were on fire, in addition to loving food in his life, he loved money, and now he saw the silver ticket, but he was happy, wiped it, and quickly put it into his arms, for fear that others would rob it again.
The fat man who got the silver laughed loudly and said: "Sure enough, it's a thousand taels of silver tickets, not bad, it's good, and it's earning! But what did you say just now? You said that the fat man is your own grandfather, and you want to give the prince a shrine and worship the prince as his reborn parents, aren't you scolding the prince in disguise? No, you have to give another 1,000 taels of silver to buy wine for the prince to drink! If the prince spares you, the fat man will naturally let you go!"
Pang Renxing wanted to cry without tears, "My fat master, the little one is wrong! It is the small one who is in a hurry, and he does not choose his words, and the little one absolutely does not mean to scold the prince! My fat man, I have only one thousand taels of silver on me, and I have secretly saved it for many years, if the sect leader and his old man know, he will not break my leg? I beg you and the prince to raise your noble hands, and when I meet you in the future, I will definitely retreat and make way for the prince and you!"
The fat man said disdainfully: "Fuck you, don't fuck the bullshit! You see us retreating? If your sect leader asks you to make a move against us, do you dare not make a move? It can be seen that what you say is a lie! Forget it, since you have received your money, it is not easy for the fat man to kill you again, otherwise the people of the rivers and lakes will laugh at the fat man for bullying a waste who can't move! But if you just spare you like this, it is obviously unreasonable, if you beat people downstairs, the fat man will have to throw you down to be considered even!"
As he spoke, the fat man stepped forward and copied Pang Renxing and threw it directly on the street downstairs, and Pang Renxing screamed. Just now, someone upstairs was beaten down, and someone reported to the official, saying that there was a fight in Yuqing Restaurant, and everyone fell from the building, so the Jianbei County Yamen dispatched more than 20 people to arrest the troublemakers, and the catchers were about to rush downstairs, but they didn't expect another person to fall from the upstairs, screaming and screaming, and couldn't move on the ground.
Song Xiong, the head catcher, jumped off the horse, drew his knife in his hand, and shouted majestically upstairs: "Who is hurting people upstairs?"
There was a strawberry vendor next to him who knew about it, attached it to Song Xiong's ear, and whispered: "Ouch, my head catcher, our Jiannan Daoist Wei Wang Tang Jiusheng is cleaning up the people of the Demon Sect on the second floor, and this is the person from the Demon Sect who just fell! Why don't you go up and ask the prince for peace? There are people from the Demon Sect in your jurisdiction, and the people from the Demon Sect not only hurt people, but also dare to threaten the prince upstairs, can the prince not be angry? Later, the prince will blame him, don't say it's you, even the county magistrate can't eat and walk around!"
Song Xiong's head buzzed, and the three souls lost two and a half souls, immediately put away the knife, turned back to the other catchers, and said: "Hurry up, maintain order on the scene, this catcher will go up to greet the prince! Also, send a person back to the yamen, hurry up and report to the county magistrate, the prince has arrived!" Song Xiong took three steps and did two steps, went upstairs, saw Tang Jiusheng, and knelt down with a pop, "Lord, the small one is Song Xiong, the head catcher of Jianbei County, and the small one is not effective in pressing the ground, which caused the people of the Demon Sect to startle the prince, the small capital crime!
Tang Jiusheng looked at his panicked appearance, and couldn't help but be happy, "Get up, what's your crime?" The people of the Demon Sect have long legs, they can go, where can't they go? Not to mention your little Jianbei County, they even went to the palace to make trouble a while ago, is it strange?"
When Song Xiong heard Tang Jiusheng say this, he relieved himself and quickly got up from the ground, "Thank you for your understanding!"
Tang Jiusheng was just about to speak again, when he suddenly heard someone downstairs shouting: "Who the hell is this, dare to beat our Demon Heaven Sect people? Do you not want to live? Ah? Who beat our Demon Heaven Sect people, quickly roll down Lao Tzu!" Before the words fell, a wine jar fell from the sky and smashed down from the window on the second floor, as soon as the man looked up, he saw this flying wine jar, he laughed fiercely, caught it, raised his head, poured out the wine, knocked it down, drank not a drop of a jar of wine, and roared arrogantly: "Good wine!"