The sun is still rising, just like the western heavenly road of a person who has learned from the scriptures, and has not relaxed for a moment.

"Master, did you knock down Yue Lao in the end?"

"Monkey, if you want to die, the poor monk is willing to bury you. ”

"Master, when the old man left at the end, he was disheveled, crying, and feeling pushed by you, this can't be blamed on the nonsense of the senior brother, I also think that you have done incredible things to him. ”

"You two are so cute!"

Boom –

Sun Wukong's left eye circle is black, and Sha Seng's right eye circle is black,

Fahai rubbed his fists and said coldly, "The poor monk doesn't understand, the poor monk is such a straight man of steel, his sexual orientation is extremely stable, you can see that the poor monk likes men? And you monkey, you filled your pockets and took that Yichen into Huaguo Mountain, do you want to rebel?"

The monkey's face was full of smiles, "Master, you know me, I'm not absolutely sure, I won't betray!"

Fahai raised his hand, grabbed the monkey's neck with one hand, and then pulled his head down, upside down for a while, and a book fell out of the monkey's arms.

Fahai raised his hand and picked up the book, which read "Big Splash Monkey" on the cover.

The monkey snatched it up, "Give it to me!"

The real flame Buddha flame in Fahai's hand burned brightly, and in an instant, the big splash of monkey books turned into ashes.

"Do you want to die!!"

The monkey grabbed Fahai by the neck with one hand and lifted Fahai up, "You despicable traverser!!"

"Haha!" Fahai looked at the monkey, his eyes burning, "This kind of thing can't be true, give up, it's just an extreme romantic classical Xianxia, and we are now in a bloody reality of the Three Realms of Xianxia!

The monkey said, "I don't believe it, the big monkey can escape the punishment of the saint with three hundred years, why can't I? give me three hundred years!"

"Three years!" Fahai poked out three fingers, "In less than three months, the matter of building a dungeon under Huaguo Mountain can spread the Three Realms boiling, and when the time comes, the Jade Emperor, Yan Jun, the lion camel, the treasure elephant, the Che Chi, and even the Tang Dynasty will line up to crusade against you! You can't survive! You sober up, the environment of the big monkey is invincible in the world, and then many saints will play like that in order to break Lao Tzu's work, and at that time, the world of the big monkey was still ruled by the saints, so no one dared to touch him, now? It's eleven rounds of Journey to the West! The saint doesn't know where he died! Do you really think that no one dares to touch you?"

Speaking of this, Fahai smashed out with a punch, and the monkey's body flew out directly, rolling and falling to the ground fiercely, motionless.

"The master drinks a bowl of water. ”

The sand monk enthusiastically brought the water.

Fahai took the water and pursed his dry lips, "Little White Dragon has been exploring the road for so long, why hasn't he come back yet." ”

Sha Seng said, "Could it be that I met a horse dealer halfway and was dragged away and slaughtered!"

"Shhhh

The white dragon horse jumped down, the horse's mouth opened wide, and swallowed the sand monk whole, the sand monk struggled frantically on both legs outside the horse's mouth, and yelled over and over again, "Let go of me!

Fahai said, "Let him go!"

"Phew!"

Xiao Bailong put the sand monk far away in one breath, sat cross-legged on the ground, and said, "Master, I have run for more than 800 miles, and finally found a town where I can rest, walk to the north, walk for 800 miles, and before evening, we can get to the town." ”

"What's the name of this town?"

The little white dragon thought for a while, "What is it called Kansai Town?" ”

"Kansai?" Fahai said, "Why isn't it Kanto!

Xiao Bailong said, "Master, what did you say?"

"It's nothing, how many people are in this Kansai town?"

"I didn't look at this carefully, there should be 350,000 yuan, it's a relatively large town. The little white dragon said again, "And master, do you guess what I saw when I was in the town?"

Fahai thought for a moment, "A plump mare?"

Xiao Bailong rolled his eyes, "Master, when this kind of seriousness, don't make such low-level jokes, okay?"

Fahai said with a cold face, "Smile at me!"

"Aha, the master is so humorous. "But then again, master, what I want to say is that we'd better not go to this town." ”

"Why?"

The monkey muttered on the side, "Because I went forward to the hometown of the Three Holy Mother Yang Chan, does Yang Chan still remember? Yang Jian's sister-in-law, the niece of the Jade Emperor, is in the lower realm, and she also had a big quarrel with the Jade Emperor, and finally ended up with an unlucky woman who ended up with her own mother." ”

Hearing this, Fahai's eyes flashed, "Yang Chan's temple? Then, I have to go and see it! Monkey, are you going?"

"Go!" the monkey said, "The big splash monkey says that the monkey head and Yang Chan are a pair, but I haven't seen Yang Chan at all, go and see!"

Bailong Ma said, "Senior brother, when did you learn Cao Apu's trick? Yang Chan is married, are you okay?"

The monkey punched, and the white dragon horse flew out.

Fahai looked at the monkey's determined gaze, "Honestly, I shouldn't have told you so many things, the way you look now is too bad compared to back then." ”

The monkey said, "The last thing you should let me know is that you are a time-traveler! You are actually an alien starman who has traveled from the future, and you also know all the secrets of Journey to the West." ”

Fahai turned around and walked towards the small town of Kansai, "It's very common to go through this kind of thing, borrowing corpses to return souls, it's a cultivator who can play, you don't have to praise the poor monk too much, the poor monk will be proud." ”

The monkey said, "Master, if I have the opportunity to return to Earth in the future, I want to go to your planet, never come back to this sad place, to be a simple rich man, and make a few Monkey King movies." ”

"Very good idea!" Fahai snapped his fingers, "But the acting career of the earth is very miserable, especially the Monkey King with the protagonist like you, who is usually the director's brother-in-law or the producer's eldest son, and it is not your turn at all! What you have to do now is to work hard with the poor monks to make money and fight the world, so that we can return to the earth in the future, and we can also use the wealth we have accumulated now to change a good future, right?"

"Shameless!"

"It's called pragmatism!"

"Gone!"

Sha Seng got up from the ground, watching the senior brother and the master get back together, and he was a little confused for a while.

What happened? Why did the master pull me away? Didn't the senior brother have a life-and-death battle with the master?

The little white dragon walked past the sand monk, "Let's go, third senior brother." ”

Sha Seng got up and slapped the dust on his body, "Where are you going?"

"Kansai Town!" Xiao Bailong snorted, "Looking at the appearance of the master and the senior brother, it seems that he is very interested in that Yang Jian's sister, let's hurry up and follow, maybe we can eat and drink a lot there!"

"Okay!" the sand monk muttered, "I hope there will be a hot spring bath in Kansai Town, so I haven't done any maintenance along the way, and my skin is getting worse and worse." ”