Three hundred and ninety-nine, the Immortal Cave Mansion
The toad said, "You used to have his pen, remember?"
Chen Lu said: "Remember, why don't you remember? It's because you're jealous that I have so many magic weapons, and I don't know where I threw them all." ”
The toad said, "You still hate me?"
Chen Lu felt that the old toad was a little different from the past today, so he didn't dare to ridicule it, and said, "Master, now the disciple understands." ”
"That's good, then throw this broken bead away. And your broken sword. ”
Chen Lu smiled and said, "Master spares his life." ”
The toad said, "It's not that I want your life, it's these broken objects of yours that want your life." Stop talking nonsense, come with me. ”
The toad fluttered up, and Chen Lu followed behind. When I got to the air, there was a chaotic world in front of me, and I couldn't open my eyes at all, but I felt like lightning, passing through the moon sky and coming to a place. The flowers are blooming, the green trees are shady, the white cranes are flocking, the birds and beasts are walking, they are all bowing their heads to the ears, and then looking around, the auspicious clouds are numerous, the fog is one after another, it is really a good place to go.
The two stopped in the air and saw that there was a courtyard, and Chen Lu looked at it, it was a palace. I saw that the palace was majestic, with red walls and yellow tiles, and the roof ridges were connected, and the layers were endless. The rare birds and beasts in the courtyard are strolling around. Coming and going Jiao'e beautiful women, walking manners, pedestrians, fairy wind bones, Zhu Lu Ya step, showing the grace.
Chen Lu was stunned, he lived for forty-eight years, and for the first time understood what the Immortal Cave Mansion was. The two of them were just about to descend into the air, when a wave of green qi rose into the sky, and the two of them retreated several feet backwards and fell into the dust.
The toad said: "Zicheng remember, in the future, no matter where you go in the ten directions of the world, don't go to the sky, if you don't do it, you will hurt yourself." It is even more impossible to go here, the air and underground are within the power of the eight Dharma protectors, once you enter by mistake, you will be crushed. ”
Chen Lu judged that this may be what the world calls the net of heaven and earth. He subconsciously looked at the sun, and felt that it was around him, as if it was a huge fireball that was burning, bigger than this temple. Chen Lu's eyes straightened. But what surprised him even more was that he didn't feel the heat at all, which was very similar to the four seasons in the world. He wondered if the sun was man-made.
Unexpectedly, the hour can also be seen. Chen Lu judged that it was already the beginning of his life, and when he saw that the master had disappeared, he only heard his voice in the air: "Bring the inferior disciple Chen Zicheng to meet the Holy Mother." ”
Didn't hear anything back. Chen Lu looked at the gate, and there was no plaque. It was unexpected. Which government office doesn't have a plaque? I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
While he was thinking wildly, an eight-legged beast floated out of the gate, with four horns on its head, and about two people tall, more than three feet long. Although Chen Lu was flustered in his heart, he thought that this was the Immortal Cave Mansion, and there would be no danger. What's more, the master was right next to him, and he had the courage to say, "Hey, big man, you look so mighty!
The giant beast's eyes opened, its eyes were blood-red, and its mouth opened wide, revealing its fangs, as if it was smiling at Chen Lu.
Chen Lu said, "God, are you laughing? It's so ugly, why is it more ugly than crying?" He thought it should be like the golden unicorn on the lobby mountain, carrying himself to see the Virgin, and said, "Let's go." ”
This giant beast walked over, unexpectedly, he opened his bloody mouth and swallowed Chen Lu at once, the speed was so fast, he couldn't hide his ears, he didn't allow Chen Lu to react at all, Chen Lu closed his eyes, it's over now, today is really going back to Huangquan Road, just about to make him turn the world upside down. But on second thought, he couldn't come back, and his bones were gone.
"You've arrived." "The sound of an urn. Chen Lu opened his eyes, he was sitting in a car, the seat was covered with brocade mattresses, and there was a tea table in the middle, on which was a cup of tea, and the tea was still steaming.
Someone was talking outside: "Are you going to see the Virgin?"
Chen Lu said: "Chen Lu and Chen Zicheng, the deputy envoy of the mission to the west of the Heavenly Dynasty, the source of the ten directions, the suave and suave, the scumbag, the thick eyebrows and big eye bags, the love of everyone, and the giant beast eats when they see it, Chen Zicheng and Chen Zicheng visit the Virgin. As he spoke, he knelt down.
"Don't kowtow here, you want to kill me?" another urn sounded.
Chen Lu got angry: "This means that my old man is still in your belly, how is it possible? Who can put these good things in your belly? What is in your stomach? It's disgusting to think about it." Look at the ten directions of the world, especially human beings, the oily and slippery skin is not enough, and they still have to wear gorgeous clothes, but what is inside? People also like to scold that the surface of cow is shiny. Think about it, this person is as cute as cow. ”
Chen Lu said such a set of theories, but no one paid attention to him, and there was no movement outside for a long time, was he shocked by his set of theories?
Chen Lu said: "Hey, Holy Mother, my old man has come thousands of miles to your fairyland, don't you really let me see my true face?"
Someone spoke: "We're all looking at you." What are you looking for?"
Chen Lu said: "My old man is a heavyweight in the ten directions of the world, I usually heard that the Virgin Mary is as beautiful as a fairy, Ao, I'm sorry, there is a problem with this, it is originally a fairy, people love it, but it can't be said like this, I can't let Sam's cherry little king eight calves fall in love, and the public will be bright and longevity." But when I asked about the old man, my mother didn't know me, and it didn't give me face. ’
"Stop, stop, what the hell are you going to say?"
"It is said that Our Lady is the most enlightened, but my old man went to the underworld yesterday and saw Sam, and I want to ask Our Lady to explain"
"Who's Sam?"
Chen Lu stopped: "Tell me who you are first?" I came from so far away, I couldn't see anyone, and even the questions were asked by others, how could I be like some celebrities, and let me down as an iron fan and steel wire, my old man refused to answer, send me back now, and tomorrow the Ten Directions of the World will know how Our Lady of Taiyuan rejected an upright iron fan and steel wire. ”
"Come out. "This time it's the sound of the urn.
Chen Lu felt a glimmer of light, and before he could react, he was already sitting in a hall. The whole hall did not have any furniture except for the small table in front of him and the cup of tea that he had already drunk a few sips, and the room seemed very empty.
Except for Chen Lu, I couldn't see anyone.
"Speak. "It's a woman's voice, a woman's voice to be exact.
Chen Lu said, "I want to see Our Lady." ”
"This seat is. This is obviously a girl's voice, the voice of the warbler, the coquettish and tactful.
Chen Lu laughed and said: "My old man is recognized as the ancestor of fooling people in the ten directions of the world. How dare you fool me?"
"Bold Chen Zicheng, how can you talk to Our Lady?" came an angry shout from inside, followed by a majestic voice.
Damn! What a boss, he didn't dare to question it anymore, and said, "This is really not my fault, I thought that the Virgin should be an old lady, who would have thought that it would be a young girl, listening to this voice must be a beautiful girl." My old man has a wife and twelve concubines, all of whom are like fairies, and compared with the voice of the Virgin, they have all become Hedong lions. ”
There was another loud noise, but there was a giggling sound from inside.